<div class="bro"><<if $20 is 'can' and $21 is 'you' and $22 is 'hear'and $23 is 'me'>>yes<<else>>hope u didnt go 2 work like this<<endif>></div>\n\n\n<div class="me">DIDN'T <<$25>> <<$26>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<if $25 is 'type'>><<if $26 is 'thai'>>i would hope not<<elseif $26 is 'that'>>...........spoopy<<endif>><<else>>????????????<<endif>></div>\n\n<div class="me">...</div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$27>> <<$28>></div>\n\n\n<div class="choice"><img src="images/phone.gif">\n\n[[phone|29b][$29 to 'phone']] | [[phonebook|29b][$29 to 'phonebook']] | [[office|29b][$29 to 'office']]\n\n</div>

<div class="bro"><<if $20 is 'can' and $21 is 'you' and $22 is 'hear'and $23 is 'me'>>yes<<else>>oh my god i hope you didn't go to work like this<<endif>></div>\n\n\n<div class="me">DIDN'T <<$25>> <<$26>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<if $25 is 'type'>><<if $26 is 'thai'>>i would hope not<<elseif $26 is 'that'>>...........spoopy<<endif>><<else>>????????????<<endif>></div>\n\n<div class="me">...</div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$40>> <<$41>> <<$42>></div>\n\n\n<div class="choice"><img src="images/haunted.gif">\n\n[[haunts|43][$43 to 'haunts']] | [[gauges|43][$43 to 'gauges']] | [[haunted|43][$43 to 'haunted']]\n\n</div>

<div class="bro"><<if $5 is 'broke'>><<if $4 is 'soz'>>big mood<<endif>><<if $4 is 'did'>>big mood<<endif>><<if $4 is 'six'>>more like drunk amirite<<endif>><<else>>go home sis ur drunk<<endif>></div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$6>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<if $6 is 'mood'>>xx<<else>>REALLY drunk<<endif>>\nlemme know if u r suddenly rolling in $$</div>\n\n\n\n\n\n<div class="me"><<$20>> <<$21>></div>\n\n<div class="choice"><img src="images/great.gif">\n\n[[her|23][$22 to 'her']] | [[hear|23][$22 to 'hear',$alive += 1]] | [[great|23][$22 to 'great',$right += 1]]\n\n</div>

ending 1/4: life is usual\n\n[[Restart|Start][state.restart()]]

<div class="bro">can you lend me $20</div>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<div class="choice"><img src="images/what.gif">\n\n[[WHAT|2][$1 to 'WHAT']] | [[what|2][$1 to 'what']] | [[whatever|2][$1 to 'whatever']]\n\n</div>

<h1>CONVERSATIONS</h1>\n\n\n<h2><font color="green">small bro</font>\n<<timedreplace 2s>><font color="brown">roomy</font><<becomes>><mark><font color="brown">roomy</font></mark><<endtimedreplace>>\n<font color="red">hot shit</font>\ndrafts</h2>\n<<timedgoto 'roomy' 4s>>

<div class="hot">I think it'd be really hot</div>\n\n<div class="hot"><<timedreplace 2s>>(...)<<becomes>>Please try it.<<endtimedreplace>></div>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<<timedinsert 4s>><div class="choice"><img src="images/fine.gif">\n\n[[home|15][$14 to 'home']] | [[fine|15][$14 to 'fine']] | [[fibre|15][$14 to 'fibre']]\n\n</div><<endtimedinsert>>

<div class="me">DIDN'T <<$25>> <<$26>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<if $25 is 'type'>><<if $26 is 'thai'>>i would hope not<<elseif $26 is 'that'>>...........spoopy<<endif>><<else>>????????????<<endif>></div>\n\n<div class="me">...</div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$27>> <<$28>> <<$29>>?</div>\n\n<div class="bro">you love that phone</div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$30>>'s</div>\n\n<div class="choice"><img src="images/fucked.gif">\n\n[[fucked|31b][$31 to 'fucked']] | [[ducked|31b][$31 to 'ducked']] | [[fucking|31b][$31 to 'fucking']]\n\n</div>

<div class="roomy">Have you heard back from Gumtree?</div>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<div class="choice"><img src="images/yeah.gif">\n\n[[yeah|8][$7 to 'yeah']] | [[twas|8][$7 to 'twas']] | [[yah|8][$7 to 'yah']]\n\n</div>

<div class="me"><<$6>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<if $6 is 'mood'>>xx<<else>>REALLY drunk<<endif>>\nlemme know if u r suddenly rolling in $$</div>\n\n\n\n\n<div class="me"><<$20>> <<$21>> <<$22>> <<$23>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<if $20 is 'cab' and $21 is 'tip'>><<timedreplace 3s>>(...)<<becomes>>SWEET share the wealth.<<timedgoto 'ending1' 3s>><<endtimedreplace>><<elseif $20 is 'can' and $21 is 'you' and $22 is 'hear'and $23 is 'me'>><<timedreplace 1s>>(...)<<becomes>>yes<<endtimedreplace>><<else>><<timedreplace 3s>>(...)<<becomes>>hope you didn't go 2 work like this<<endtimedreplace>><<endif>></div>\n\n\n<<timedinsert 6s>><div class="choice"><img src="images/didnt.gif">\n\n[[DIDN'T|25]]\n\n</div><<endtimedinsert>>

<div class="me"><<$6>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<if $6 is 'mood'>>xx<<else>>REALLY drunk<<endif>>\nlemme know if u r suddenly rolling in $$</div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$20>> <<$21>> <<$22>> <<$23>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<if $20 is 'can' and $21 is 'you' and $22 is 'hear'and $23 is 'me'>>yes<<else>>hope you didn't go 2 work like this<<endif>></div>\n\n\n<div class="me">DIDN'T</div>\n\n\n<div class="choice"><img src="images/type.gif">\n\n[[type|26][$25 to 'type']] | [[toe|26][$25 to 'toe']] | [[tie|26][$25 to 'tie']]\n\n</div>

<div class="me"><<$6>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<if $6 is 'mood'>>xx<<else>>REALLY drunk<<endif>>\nlemme know if u r suddenly rolling in $$</div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$20>> <<$21>> <<$22>> <<$23>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<if $20 is 'can' and $21 is 'you' and $22 is 'hear'and $23 is 'me'>>yes<<else>>hope you didn't go 2 work like this<<endif>></div>\n\n\n<div class="me">DIDN'T <<$25>></div>\n\n\n<div class="choice"><img src="images/that.gif">\n\n[[that|27][$26 to 'that']] | [[the|27][$26 to 'the']] | [[Thai|27][$26 to 'Thai']]\n\n</div>

<div class="bro">lemme know if u r suddenly rolling in $$</div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$20>> <<$21>> <<$22>> <<$23>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<if $20 is 'can' and $21 is 'you' and $22 is 'hear'and $23 is 'me'>>yes<<else>>hope you didn't go 2 work like this<<endif>></div>\n\n\n<div class="me">DIDN'T <<$25>> <<$26>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<timedreplace 3s>>(...)<<becomes>><<if $25 is 'type' and if $26 is 'thai'>>i would hope not<<elseif $26 is 'that'>>...........spoopy<<else>>????????????<<endif>><<endtimedreplace>></div>\n\n<<timedinsert 5s>><div class="me">...</div><<endtimedinsert>>\n\n<<if $alive < 6>><<timedgoto '27badenda' 3s>><<else>><<timedgoto '27goodend' 3s>><<endif>>

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<div class="me"><<$40>> <<$41>> <<$42>> <<$43>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<if $43 is 'haunted'>>i dont THINK so<<elseif $43 is 'haunts'>>i dont THINK so<<else>>maybe u should call i have no idea what ur talking about<<endif>></div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$44>> <<$45>> <<$46>>'s <<$47>></div>\n\n<div class="bro">[squints] u think ur autocoRRECT IS HAUNTED??</div>\n\n\n<div class="me"><<$48>></div>\n\n\n<div class="choice"><img src="images/guess.gif">\n\n[[guess|49][$49 to 'guess']] | [[yes|49][$49 to 'yes']]\n\n</div>

<div class="me"><<$40>> <<$41>> <<$42>> <<$43>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<if $43 is 'haunted'>>i dont THINK so<<elseif $43 is 'haunts'>>i dont THINK so<<else>>maybe u should call i have no idea what ur talking about<<endif>></div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$44>> <<$45>> <<$46>>'s <<$47>></div>\n\n<div class="bro">[squints] u think ur autocoRRECT IS HAUNTED??</div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$48>> <<$49>></div>\n\n<<if $49 is 'yes'>><div class="bro"><<timedreplace 1s>>(...)<<becomes>>AAAAAAAA<<endtimedreplace>></div>\n\n<<timedinsert 2s>><div class="choice"><img src="images/aaaaa.gif">\n\n[[AAAAAA|menu4]] | [[AAA|menu4]] | [[AAAAAAAAAAAA|menu4]]\n\n</div><<endtimedinsert>><<else>><div class="bro"><<timedreplace 4s>>(...)<<becomes>>have u tried talking to it<<endtimedreplace>><<timedgoto 'menu4' 8s>></div><<endif>>

<div class="me">DIDN'T <<$25>> <<$26>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<if $25 is 'type'>><<if $26 is 'thai'>>i would hope not<<elseif $26 is 'that'>>...........spoopy<<endif>><<else>>????????????<<endif>></div>\n\n<div class="me">...</div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$40>> <<$41>> <<$42>> <<$43>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<if $43 is 'haunted'>>i dont THINK so<<elseif $43 is 'haunts'>>i dont THINK so<<else>>maybe u should call i have no idea what ur talking about<<endif>></div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$44>> <<$45>> <<$46>>'s</div>\n\n<div class="choice"><img src="images/haunted.gif">\n\n[[haunts|47][$47 to 'haunts']] | [[haunted|47][$47 to 'haunted']] | [[gauges|47][$47 to 'gauges']]\n\n</div>

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<div class="me">DIDN'T <<$25>> <<$26>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<if $25 is 'type'>><<if $26 is 'thai'>>i would hope not<<elseif $26 is 'that'>>...........spoopy<<endif>><<else>>????????????<<endif>></div>\n\n<div class="me">...</div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$40>> <<$41>> <<$42>> <<$43>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<if $43 is 'haunted'>>i dont THINK so<<elseif $43 is 'haunts'>>i dont THINK so<<else>>maybe u should call i have no idea what ur talking about<<endif>></div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$44>></div>\n\n<div class="choice"><img src="images/think.gif">\n\n[[thin|45][$45 to 'thin']] | [[thinking|45][$45 to 'thinking']] | [[think|45][$45 to 'think']]\n\n</div>

<div class="me">DIDN'T <<$25>> <<$26>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<if $25 is 'type'>><<if $26 is 'thai'>>i would hope not<<elseif $26 is 'that'>>...........spoopy<<endif>><<else>>????????????<<endif>></div>\n\n<div class="me">...</div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$40>> <<$41>> <<$42>> <<$43>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<if $43 is 'haunted'>>i dont THINK so<<elseif $43 is 'haunts'>>i dont THINK so<<else>>maybe u should call i have no idea what ur talking about<<endif>></div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$44>> <<$45>></div>\n\n<div class="choice"><img src="images/mine.gif">\n\n[[mine|46][$46 to 'mine']] | [[minecraft|46][$46 to 'minecraft']] | [[nine|46][$46 to 'nine']]\n\n</div>

<div class="bro"><<if $20 is 'can' and $21 is 'you' and $22 is 'hear'and $23 is 'me'>>yes<<else>>hope u didnt go 2 work like this<<endif>></div>\n\n<div class="me">DIDN'T <<$25>> <<$26>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<if $25 is 'type'>><<if $26 is 'thai'>>i would hope not<<elseif $26 is 'that'>>...........spoopy<<endif>><<else>>????????????<<endif>></div>\n\n<div class="me">...</div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$27>> <<$28>> <<$29>>?</div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<timedreplace 2s>>(...)<<becomes>>you love that phone<<endtimedreplace>></div>\n\n<<timedinsert 5s>><div class="choice"><img src="images/autocorrect.gif">\n\n[[autocorrect|30b][$30 to 'autocorrect']] | [[author|30b][$30 to 'author']] | [[autocross|30b][$30 to 'autocross']]\n\n</div><<endtimedinsert>>

<div class="me">DIDN'T <<$25>> <<$26>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<if $25 is 'type'>><<if $26 is 'thai'>>i would hope not<<elseif $26 is 'that'>>...........spoopy<<endif>><<else>>????????????<<endif>></div>\n\n<div class="me">...</div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$40>> <<$41>> <<$42>> <<$43>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<timedreplace 3s>>(...)<<becomes>><<if $43 is 'haunted'>>i dont THINK so<<elseif $43 is 'haunts'>>i dont THINK so<<else>>maybe u should call i have no idea what ur talking about<<endif>><<endtimedreplace>></div>\n\n\n\n<<timedinsert 6s>><div class="choice"><img src="images/i.gif">\n\n[[im|44][$44 to 'im']] | [[i|44][$44 to 'i']] | [[if|44][$44 to 'if']]\n\n</div><<endtimedinsert>>

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ending 3/4: farewell sweet prince\n\n[[Restart|Start][state.restart()]]

<div class="bro">can you lend me $20</div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$1>> <<$2>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<timedreplace 2s>>(...)<<becomes>><<if $2 is 'foot'>>left<<else>>weed<<endif>><<endtimedreplace>></div>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<<timedinsert 4s>><div class="choice"><img src="images/ha.gif">\n\n[[HA|4][$3 to 'HA']] | [[hahaha|4][$3 to 'hahaha']] | [[ha|4][$3 to 'ha']]\n\n</div><<endtimedinsert>>

<div class="bro">can you lend me $20</div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$1>></div>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<div class="choice"><img src="images/for.gif">\n\n[[foot|3][$2 to 'foot']] | [[got|3][$2 to 'got']] | [[for|3][$2 to 'for']]\n\n</div>

<div class="bro">can you lend me $20</div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$1>> <<$2>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<if $2 is 'foot'>>left<<else>>weed<<endif>></div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$3>></div>\n\n<div class="bro">need a new phone</div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$4>></div>\n\n<div class="choice"><img src="images/broke.gif">\n\n[[brow|6][$5 to 'brow']] | [[broke|6][$5 to 'broke']] | [[before|6][$5 to 'before']]\n\n</div>

<div class="bro">can you lend me $20</div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$1>> <<$2>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<if $2 is 'foot'>>left<<else>>weed<<endif>></div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$3>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<timedreplace 2s>>(...)<<becomes>>need a new phone<<endtimedreplace>></div>\n\n\n\n<<timedinsert 4s>><div class="choice"><img src="images/soz.gif">\n\n[[soz|5][$4 to 'soz']] | [[six|5][$4 to 'six']] | [[did|5][$4 to 'did']]\n\n</div><<endtimedinsert>>

<div class="bro"><<if $2 is 'foot'>>left<<else>>weed<<endif>></div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$3>></div>\n\n<div class="bro">need a new phone</div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$4>> <<$5>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<if $5 is 'broke'>><<if $4 is 'soz'>>big mood<<endif>><<if $4 is 'did'>>big mood<<endif>><<if $4 is 'six'>>more like drunk amirite<<endif>><<else>>go home sis ur drunk<<endif>></div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$6>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<timedreplace 2s>>(...)<<becomes>><<if $6 is 'mood'>>xx<<else>>REALLY drunk<<endif>>\n<<timedinsert 2s>>(...)<<becomes>>lemme know if u r suddenly rolling in $$<<endtimedinsert>><<endtimedreplace>></div>\n\n<<timedgoto 'menu1' 10s>>

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<div class="roomy">Have you heard back from Gumtree?</div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$7>> <<$8>> <<$9>></div>\n\n<div class="roomy"><<timedreplace 1s>>(...)<<becomes>><<if $right >=2>>shit hang on back later you can handle it<<timedgoto 'menu2' 2s>><<elseif $alive >=2>>gumtree won't kill you<<elseif $8 is 'pie'>><<if $9 is 'bites'>>ok pie is acceptable payment<<else>>YES PLEASE MAKE PIE<<endif>><<else>>???<<endif>><<endtimedreplace>></div>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<<timedinsert '3s'>><div class="choice"><img src="images/sorry.gif">\n\n[[sorry|11][$10 to 'sorry']] | [[spitey|11][$10 to 'spitey']] | [[dotty|11][$10 to 'dotty']]\n\n</div><<endtimedinsert>>

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<h1>CONVERSATIONS</h1>\n\n\n<h2><font color="red">hot shit</font>\n<font color="brown">roomy</font>\n<<timedreplace 2s>><font color="green">small bro</font><<becomes>><mark><font color="green">small bro</font></mark><<endtimedreplace>>\ndrafts</h2>\n<<timedgoto 'brother' 4s>>

<div class='me'>hello is someone there</div>\n\n<div class='me'><<$drafts1>></div>\n\n<div class='me'>it's okay buddy</div>\n\n<div class='me'>i got you</div>\n\n<div class='me'><<$drafts4>></div>\n\n<div class='me'>ill talk to you</div>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<<timedgoto 'ending4' 5s>>

<div class='me'>hello is someone there</div>\n\n<div class='me'><<$drafts1>></div>\n\n<div class='me'>it's okay buddy</div>\n\n<div class='me'>i got you</div>\n\n<div class='me'><<$drafts4>></div>\n\n\n\n<div class="choice"><img src="images/ill talk to you.gif"></div>\n<<timedgoto 'drafts6' 8s>>

<div class='me'>hello is someone there</div>\n\n<div class='me'><<$drafts1>></div>\n\n<div class='me'>it's okay buddy</div>\n\n<div class='me'>i got you</div>\n\n\n\n\n\n<div class="choice"><img src="images/asdfg.gif">\n\n<<timedinsert 7s>>[[dont leave me|drafts5][$drafts4 to 'dont leave me']] | [[im lonely|drafts5][$drafts4 to 'im lonely']]<<endtimedinsert>>\n\n</div>

<div class='me'>hello is someone there</div>\n\n<div class='me'><<$drafts1>></div>\n\n<div class='me'>it's okay buddy</div>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<div class="choice"><img src="images/i got you.gif"></div>\n<<timedgoto 'drafts4' 6s>>

<div class='me'>hello is someone there</div>\n\n<div class='me'><<$drafts1>></div>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<div class="choice"><img src="images/its okay buddy.gif">\n<<timedgoto 'drafts3' 9s>></div>

<div class='me'>hello is someone there</div>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<div class="choice"><img src="images/asdf.gif">\n\n<<timedinsert 5s>>[[im here|drafts2][$drafts1 to 'im here']] | [[im scared|drafts2][$drafts1 to 'im scared']] | [[adkajgkladjgqrfigj;sdjfkl|badend2][$drafts1 to 'adkajgkladjgqrfigj;sdjfkl']]<<endtimedinsert>>\n\n</div>

<div class="roomy">Have you heard back from Gumtree?</div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$7>></div>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<div class="choice"><img src="images/our.gif">\n\n[[our|9][$8 to 'our',$right += 1]] | [[it|9][$8 to 'it',$alive += 1]] | [[pie|9][$8 to 'pie']]\n\n</div>

<div class="me">...</div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$27>> <<$28>> <<$29>>?</div>\n\n<div class="bro">you love that phone</div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$30>>'s <<$31>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<timedreplace 2s>>(...)<<becomes>><<if $30 is 'autocorrect'>>ur autocorrect is hell<<elseif $30 is 'autocross'>>ur autocorrect is hell<<else>>uve lost me<<endif>><<endtimedreplace>>\n<<timedinsert 4s>>i dont want ur <<$31>> phone<<endtimedinsert>></div>\n\n\n\n<<timedinsert 7s>><div class="choice"><img src="images/me.gif">\n\n[[me|35b][$35 to 'me']] | [[new|35b][$35 to 'new']] | [[mr|35b][$35 to 'mr']]\n\n</div><<endtimedinsert>>

<div class="me"><<$20>> <<$21>> <<$22>> <<$23>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<if $20 is 'can' and $21 is 'you' and $22 is 'hear'and $23 is 'me'>>yes<<else>>hope you didn't go 2 work like this<<endif>></div>\n\n\n<div class="me">DIDN'T <<$25>> <<$26>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<if $25 is 'type'>><<if $26 is 'thai'>>i would hope not<<elseif $26 is 'that'>>...........spoopy<<endif>><<else>>????????????<<endif>></div>\n\n<div class="me">...</div>\n\n\n<div class="choice"><img src="images/can.gif">\n\n[[can|40a][$40 to 'can']] | [[cant|40a][$40 to 'cant']] | [[van|40a][$40 to 'van']]\n\n</div>

<div class="me"><<$27>> <<$28>> <<$29>>?</div>\n\n<div class="bro">you love that phone</div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$30>>'s <<$31>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<if $30 is 'autocorrect'>>ur autocorrect is hell<<elseif $30 is 'autocross'>>ur autocorrect is hell<<else>>uve lost me<<endif>>\ni dont want ur <<$31>> phone</div>\n\n\n<div class="me"><<$35>></div>\n\n\n<div class="choice"><img src="images/neither.gif">\n\n[[neither|36b][$36 to 'neither']] | [[either|36b][$36 to 'either']] | [[brother|36b][$36 to 'brother']]\n\n</div>

<div class="roomy">Have you heard back from Gumtree?</div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$7>> <<$8>> <<$9>></div>\n\n<div class="roomy"><<if $alive >=2>>gumtree won't kill you<<elseif $8 is 'pie'>><<if $9 is 'bites'>>ok pie is acceptable payment<<else>>YES PLEASE MAKE PIE<<endif>><<else>>???<<endif>></div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$10>></div>\n\n\n\n\n\n<div class="choice"><img src="images/auto.gif">\n\n[[suit|12][$11 to 'suit']] | [[ayyyy|12][$11 to 'ayyyy']] | [[auto|12][$11 to 'auto']]\n\n</div>

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<div class="roomy">Have you heard back from Gumtree?</div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$7>> <<$8>> <<$9>></div>\n\n<div class="roomy"><<if $alive >=2>>gumtree won't kill you<<elseif $8 is 'pie'>><<if $9 is 'bites'>>ok pie is acceptable payment<<else>>YES PLEASE MAKE PIE<<endif>><<else>>???<<endif>></div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$10>> <<$11>> <<$12>></div>\n\n<div class="roomy"><<timedreplace 2s>>(...)<<becomes>>just get gumtree sorted<<endtimedreplace>></div>\n\n\n<<timedgoto 'menu2' 5s>>

<div class="roomy">Have you heard back from Gumtree?</div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$7>> <<$8>> <<$9>></div>\n\n<div class="roomy"><<if $alive >=2>>gumtree won't kill you<<elseif $8 is 'pie'>><<if $9 is 'bites'>>ok pie is acceptable payment<<else>>YES PLEASE MAKE PIE<<endif>><<else>>???<<endif>></div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$10>> <<$11>></div>\n\n\n\n\n\n<div class="choice"><img src="images/correct.gif">\n\n[[cottage|13][$12 to 'cottage']] | [[correct|13][$12 to 'correct']] | [[victor|13][$12 to 'victor']]\n\n</div>

<div class="hot">I think it'd be really hot</div>\n\n<div class="hot">Please try it.</div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$14>></div>\n\n<<timedinsert 1s>><div class="hot"><<if $14 is 'fine'>>thnx!! !<<else>>o.O<<endif>></div><<endtimedinsert>>\n\n<<timedinsert 3s>><div class="me">...</div><<endtimedinsert>>\n\n<<timedinsert 7s>><div class="me">_(:3｣∠)_</div><<endtimedinsert>>\n\n<<timedinsert 10s>><div class="choice"><img src="images/hello.gif">\n\n[[help|16][$15 to 'help',$alive += 1]] | [[hello|16][$15 to 'hello',$right += 1]] | [[hell|16][$15 to 'hell']]\n\n</div><<endtimedinsert>>

\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<div class="choice"><img src="images/hello is someone there.gif">\n<<timedgoto 'drafts1' 14s>></div>

<div class="bro"><<if $20 is 'can' and $21 is 'you' and $22 is 'hear'and $23 is 'me'>>yes<<else>>hope you didn't go 2 work like this<<endif>></div>\n\n\n<div class="me">DIDN'T <<$25>> <<$26>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<if $25 is 'type'>><<if $26 is 'thai'>>i would hope not<<elseif $26 is 'that'>>...........spoopy<<endif>><<else>>????????????<<endif>></div>\n\n<div class="me">...</div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$40>></div>\n\n\n<div class="choice"><img src="images/autocorrect.gif">\n\n[[autocross|41][$41 to 'autocross']] | [[autocorrect|41][$41 to 'autocorrect']] | [[author|41][$41 to 'author']]\n\n</div>

<div class="hot">Please try it.</div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$14>></div>\n\n<div class="hot"><<if $14 is 'fine'>>thnx!! !<<else>>o.O<<endif>></div>\n\n<div class="me">...</div>\n\n<div class="me">_(:3｣∠)_</div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$15>></div>\n\n<div class="choice"><img src="images/mr.gif">\n\n[[me|17][$16 to 'me',$alive += 1]] | [[mr|17][$16 to 'mr']] | [[ms|17][$16 to 'ms']]\n\n</div>

ending 4/4: friends\n\n[[Restart|Start][state.restart()]]

<div class="hot"><<if $14 is 'fine'>>thnx!! !<<else>>o.O<<endif>></div>\n\n<div class="me">...</div>\n\n<div class="me">_(:3｣∠)_</div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$15>> <<$16>></div>\n\n<div class="hot"><<if $15 is 'help'>>...that's less sexy than I imagined.<<elseif $16 is 'me'>>well HELLO there.<<else>>well HELLO ma'am.<<endif>></div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$17>></div>\n\n<div class="choice"><img src="images/on.gif">\n\n[[one|19][$18 to 'one']] | [[oh|19][$18 to 'oh']] | [[on|19][$18 to 'on']]\n\n</div>

<div class="bro"><<if $5 is 'broke'>><<if $4 is 'soz'>>big mood<<endif>><<if $4 is 'did'>>big mood<<endif>><<if $4 is 'six'>>more like drunk amirite<<endif>><<else>>go home sis ur drunk<<endif>></div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$6>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<if $6 is 'mood'>>xx<<else>>REALLY drunk<<endif>>\nlemme know if u r suddenly rolling in $$</div>\n\n\n\n\n\n<div class="me"><<$20>> <<$21>> <<$22>></div>\n\n<div class="choice"><img src="images/btw.gif">\n\n[[new|24][$23 to 'new']] | [[me|24][$23 to 'me',$alive += 1]] | [[btw|24][$23 to 'btw',$right += 1]]\n\n</div>

<div class="me"><<$30>>'s <<$31>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<if $30 is 'autocorrect'>>ur autocorrect is hell<<elseif $30 is 'autocross'>>ur autocorrect is hell<<else>>uve lost me<<endif>></div>\n\n<div class="bro">i dont want ur <<$31>> phone</div>\n\n\n<div class="me"><<$35>> <<$36>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<timedreplace 3s>>(...)<<becomes>><<if $35 is 'me' and $35 is 'either'>>rip phone<<elseif $35 is 'me' and $36 is 'neither'>>rip phone<<elseif $35 is 'mr' and $36 is 'brother'>>thats sir brother to u\nchuck the phone ur incomprehensible<<elseif $35 is 'new' and $36 is 'brother'>>sorry u gotta live w me even tho im <<$31>>\nchuck the phone ur incomprehensible<<else>>chuck the phone ur incomprehensible<<endif>><<endtimedreplace>></div>\n<<timedgoto 'ending2' 10s>>

<div class="bro"><<if $5 is 'broke'>><<if $4 is 'soz'>>big mood<<endif>><<if $4 is 'did'>>big mood<<endif>><<if $4 is 'six'>>more like drunk amirite<<endif>><<else>>go home sis ur drunk<<endif>></div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$6>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<if $6 is 'mood'>>xx<<else>>REALLY drunk<<endif>>\nlemme know if u r suddenly rolling in $$</div>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<div class="choice"><img src="images/cab.gif">\n\n[[van|21][$20 to 'van']] | [[can|21][$20 to 'can',$alive += 1]] | [[cab|21][$20 to 'cab',$right += 1]]\n\n</div>

ending 2/4: trashed\n\n[[Restart|Start][state.restart()]]

<h1>CONVERSATIONS</h1>\n\n\n<h2><font color="brown">roomy</font>\n<font color="green">small bro</font>\n<<timedreplace 2s>><font color="red">hot shit</font><<becomes>><mark><font color="red">hot shit</font></mark><<endtimedreplace>>\ndrafts</h2>\n<<timedgoto 'partner' 4s>>

<div class="hot"><<if $14 is 'fine'>>thnx!! !<<else>>o.O<<endif>></div>\n\n<div class="me">...</div>\n\n<div class="me">_(:3｣∠)_</div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$15>> <<$16>></div>\n\n<div class="hot"><<if $15 is 'help'>>...that's less sexy than I imagined.<<elseif $16 is 'me'>>well HELLO there.<<else>>well HELLO ma'am.<<endif>></div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$17>> <<$18>></div>\n\n<div class="hot"><<timedreplace 3s>>(...)<<becomes>><<if $17 is 'hang'>>Okay, but don't leave me hanging too long!<<else>>To the point, I'm into that.<<endif>><<endtimedreplace>></div>\n\n<<timedgoto 'menu3' 6s>>

<div class='me'>hello is someone there</div>\n\n<div class='me'><<$drafts1>></div>\n\n<div class='me'>oh my god did i kill you</div>\n\n<div class='me'><<$drafts2>></div>\n\n<div class='me'>oh my god i killed it</div>\n\n\n\n\n\n<<timedgoto 'badending2' 5s>>

<div class='me'>hello is someone there</div>\n\n<div class='me'><<$drafts1>></div>\n\n<div class='me'>oh my god did i kill you</div>\n\n<div class='me'><<$drafts2>></div>\n\n\n\n\n\n<div class="choice"><img src="images/oh my god i killed it.gif"></div>\n<<timedgoto 'badend5' 13s>>

<div class='me'>hello is someone there</div>\n\n<div class='me'><<$drafts1>></div>\n\n<div class='me'>oh my god did i kill you</div>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<div class="choice"><img src="images/asdfgh.gif">\n\n<<timedinsert 6s>>[[ka;fljai;rejgf;dbvnlafnsajs|badend4][$drafts2 to 'ka;fljai;rejgf;dbvnlafnsajs']]<<endtimedinsert>>\n\n</div>

<div class='me'>hello is someone there</div>\n\n<div class='me'><<$drafts1>></div>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<div class="choice"><img src="images/oh my god did i kill you.gif">\n<<timedgoto 'badend3' 11s>></div>

<h1>CONVERSATIONS</h1>\n\n\n<h2><font color="green">small bro</font>\n<font color="red">hot shit</font>\n<font color="brown">roomy</font>\n<<timedreplace 2s>>drafts<<becomes>><mark>drafts</mark><<endtimedreplace>>\n</h2>\n<<timedgoto 'drafts' 4s>>

<div class="me"><<$40>> <<$41>> <<$42>> <<$43>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<if $43 is 'haunted'>>i dont THINK so<<elseif $43 is 'haunts'>>i dont THINK so<<else>>maybe u should call i have no idea what ur talking about<<endif>></div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$44>> <<$45>> <<$46>>'s <<$47>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<timedreplace 3s>>(...)<<becomes>>[squints] u think ur autocoRRECT IS HAUNTED??<<endtimedreplace>></div>\n\n\n\n\n\n<<timedinsert 6s>><div class="choice"><img src="images/i.gif">\n\n[[i|48][$48 to 'i']] | [[I|48][$48 to 'I']] | [[u|48][$48 to 'u']]\n\n</div><<endtimedinsert>>

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<div class="bro"><<if $20 is 'can' and $21 is 'you' and $22 is 'hear'and $23 is 'me'>>yes<<else>>hope you didnt go 2 work like this<<endif>></div>\n\n\n<div class="me">DIDN'T <<$25>> <<$26>></div>\n\n<div class="bro"><<if $25 is 'type'>><<if $26 is 'thai'>>i would hope not<<elseif $26 is 'that'>>...........spoopy<<endif>><<else>>????????????<<endif>></div>\n\n<div class="me">...</div>\n\n\n\n\n<div class="choice"><img src="images/want.gif">\n\n[[want|27badend][$27 to 'want']] | [[wasnt|27badend][$27 to 'wasnt']] | [[wanted|27badend][$27 to 'wanted']]\n\n</div>

<div class="me"><<$14>></div>\n\n<div class="hot"><<if $14 is 'fine'>>thnx!! !<<else>>o.O<<endif>></div>\n\n<div class="me">...</div>\n\n<div class="me">_(:3｣∠)_</div>\n\n<div class="me"><<$15>> <<$16>></div>\n\n<div class="hot"><<timedreplace 2s>>(...)<<becomes>><<if $15 is 'help'>>...that's less sexy than I imagined.<<elseif $16 is 'me'>>well HELLO there.<<else>>well HELLO ma'am.<<endif>><<endtimedreplace>></div>\n\n<<timedinsert 5s>><div class="choice"><img src="images/hang.gif">\n\n[[bang|18][$17 to 'bang']] | [[hang|18][$17 to 'hang']] | [[gang|18][$17 to 'gang']]\n\n</div><<endtimedinsert>>