Friendly Uncle Bingo chomps down on the chicken--the chicken is upset to be interrupted, but dies immediately anyway so, woops, I guess--but his teeth shatter (how? It was just a chicken) and puncture his banana flesh and tear up the inside of the peel. He bleeds profusely.\n\n[[He continues to devour the chicken|10]], nevermind the fact that he has no more teeth to chew with in the first place. It works out, regardless.\n\n<<set $ateChicken to 1; $isBleedingOut to 1; $removedTeeth to 1; $inspectedTeeth to 1>>

Friendly Uncle Bingo's teeth tear up his flesh as he continues, and he bleeds out right there on the sidewalk. One might suppose it was rather pointless and not worth the risk, though it seems he was happy to have eaten the chicken, so...? \n\nHe drops from the bloodloss. As the life fades from his eyes, [[Friendly Uncle Bingo reflects on his past...|end]]

Perhaps just chilling out in the park nearby would be an excellent way to pass the time. \n\nFriendly Uncle Bingo <<if $isBleedingOut is 1>>tracks blood and banana juices with each step. [[People run away in terror at the sight.|18]]<<else>>heads over and people are shocked to see such a creature striding about, turning their kids away. [[He settles down under the tree and watches the clouds.|12]]<<endif>>

After lying down for a bit, Friendly Uncle Bingo falls asleep. The bruise spreads further until he is entirely brown, and tissues die and begin to rot. [[But he is in a deep sleep now, so it is probably okay.|15]]

Friendly Uncle Bingo the banana remembers the time he had some brown splotches appearing at the tips of his peel by his face...\n\n[[What is happening?|2]]\n\n<<set $inspectedTeeth to 0>>\n<<set $calledDoctor to 0>>\n<<set $madeAppt to 0>>\n<<set $removedTeeth to 0>>\n<<set $isBleedingOut to 0>>\n<<set $ateChicken to 0>>

There's no need to call another doctor. There is only the one. He staggers a bit.\n\n[[Make the appontment anyway.|17]]\n<<if $isBleedingOut is 1>>[[Perhaps a lie-down in the park would be alright after all...|18]]<<else>>There's a cozy little park nearby, [[perhaps Friendly Uncle Bingo should relax there instead.|12]]<<endif>>\n\n<<set $calledDoctor += 1>>

Friendly Uncle Bingo makes the appointment. Everything will probably end up being fine until then. \n<<nobr>>\n<<endnobr>><<if $ateChicken is 0>>\nHe has worked up quite an appetite, though. Perhaps some chicken, then? Friendly Uncle Bingo decides to [[go out and get some chicken.|6]] Bananas exclusively eat chicken.<<endif>>\n[[Though, perhaps some rest would be best, actually.|12]] He is still very light-headed after all.\n\n<<set $madeAppt to 1>>

[[Friendly Uncle Bingo dreams about an unusually hot summer's day in the neighborhood...|Start]]

Friendly Uncle Bingo makes the appointment. Everything will probably end up being fine until then.\n\nHowever, <<if $isBleedingOut is 0>>the bruise has spread drastically, and<<else>>he has lost quite a bit of blood.<<endif>> Friendly Uncle Bingo is feeling rather light-headed.\n[[Everything is fine.|13]]\n\n<<set $madeAppt to 1>>

Friendly Uncle Bingo manages to make it there, but he is bleeding out. He stumbles and falls onto his face. \n\n[[He slips out of consciousness...|15]]

Wow, there happens to be a chicken pecking at the pavement just a block away. Friendly uncle Bingo strides up to it, startling some passerby who watches curiously.\n\nFriendly Uncle Bingo's peel opens up at his face, peeling away to reveal rows of long and pointy teeth--and some terrible bruising that browns the flesh inside. [[The people nearby run away in horror.|11]]\n\n<<set $ateChicken to 1>>

Friendly Uncle Bingo calls the doctor<<if $calledDoctor > 0>>, though there are still no appointments available for earlier than two months from now.<<else>> for an appointment, though there are no open slots for the next two months. Lots of people getting strange diseases, apparently.<<endif>>\n\n<<if $calledDoctor < 1>>The bruise is spreading.<<else>><<if $isBleedingOut is 0>>However, the bruise has spread drastically<<else>>However, he has lost quite a bit of blood in the meantime<<endif>>, and Friendly Uncle Bingo is feeling quite light-headed.<<endif>>\n<<nobr>>\n<<endnobr>><<if $inspectedTeeth is 0>>\n[[Friendly Uncle Bingo decides to check out what's underneath.|4]] Might be something cool!<<else>>\n[[Maybe it's best to just take out the teeth anyway.|7]] It's not like the world would suddenly end or anything.<<endif>>\n<<if $calledDoctor <= 1>>[[Call another doctor?|14]] Or just [[make the appointment.|19]]<<else>>[[Make the appointment.|19]]<<endif>><<nobr>>\n<<endnobr>><<if $ateChicken is 0>>\nIt's probably okay. He'll walk it off, [[and maybe get some food.|5]]<<endif>>\n<<if $isBleedingOut is 0>>Perhaps a lie-down would be nice. [[There's a quiet spot nearby.|12]]<<else>>[[Friendly Uncle Bingo really needs to rest...|13]]<<endif>>\n\n<<set $calledDoctor += 1>>

Someone comes by and notices a brown banana lying under a tree in the park. They decide that this is the absolute perfect opportunity to make banana bread for their book club later that day. It is at their house today, so they want to impress the others with something home-made.\n\nThey struggle a little bit with carrying the banana home. It is about the size of an adult after all, but that's just how some are, of course. [[The banana doesn't seem to mind either way.|16]]

Friendly Uncle Bingo the banana notices some brown splotches appearing at the tips of his peel by his face as he walks by a shop window. \n\n[[What is happening?|2]]\n\n<<set $inspectedTeeth to 0; $calledDoctor to 0; $madeAppt to 0; $removedTeeth to 0; $isBleedingOut to 0; $ateChicken to 0>>

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They weren't there a few minutes ago, and though they are still quite small, they're growing quickly...\n\n[[Call the doctor!|3]]\n[[What's underneath?|4]]\n[[Meh--it's nothing serious.|5]] Friendly Uncle Bingo is a bit hungry.

Friendly Uncle Bingo decides to [[go out and get some chicken.|6]] Bananas exclusively eat chicken.\n\n<<set $ateChicken to 1>>

Friendly Uncle Bingo's face peels back a little at the tip where the bruising is so he can inspect--\n\nWowie! There were some teeth loose in there, they were piercing his banana flesh, they're so long and sharp.\n\n[[Friendly Uncle Bingo reaches up and pulls them out.|7]]<<nobr>>\n<<endnobr>><<if $calledDoctor is 0>>\n[[It is better to leave them where they are, and call a professional.|3]]<<elseif $calledDoctor is 1>><<if $madeAppt is 0>>\nIt really is better to leave them where they are for the professionals. [[Call the doctor.|3]]<<endif>><<endif>><<nobr>>\n<<endnobr>><<if $ateChicken is 0>>\n[[It's nothing serious.|5]] He hasn't eaten yet, so perhaps some food will do.<<endif>>\n\n<<set $inspectedTeeth to 1>>

The loose teeth tear away at the banana flesh as Friendly Uncle Bingo tries to take them out--he's not terribly coordinated. Blood pours from the fresh wounds, and the internal bleeding spreads. <<if $calledDoctor > 0>>The world is basically ending.<<endif>>\n<<nobr>>\n<<endnobr>><<if $madeAppt is 0>>\n[[Woops! Might be a good idea to get some help before passing out or something...|19]]<<endif>>\nThe blood will clot eventually. It's not like bananas can bleed to death anyway. [[Though it might be nice to take it easy for a bit for now.|13]]\n\n<<set $removedTeeth to 1; $isBleedingOut to 1>>

Friendly Uncle Bingo

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