(set: $snooze_count to 0)
{(live:.5s)[
(if:$snooze_count >= 10)[💀](elseif: time % 2 is 0)[😴](else:)[😪]
]}
🛏
{(live:.5s)[
(if: time % 2 is 0)[⏰](else:)[⏰❗️]
]}
(live:.5s)[(if:$snooze_count < 10)[➢ [[🔔->Wakeup]]](else:)[➢ [[☠️->Game Over]]]]
(live:.5s)[(if:$snooze_count < 10)[➢ (link-repeat: "🔕")[(set: $snooze_count to $snooze_count + 1)]]](live:.2s)[(if:$comfort < 1)[😩](elseif:$comfort < 2)[😖](elseif:$comfort < 3)[😕](elseif:$comfort < 4)[😀](elseif:$comfort >= 4)[😊]]
|opt1>[➢ ](link: "🚽")[💩(set:$pooped to true)(set:$comfort to $comfort + 3) (replace: ?opt1)[]]
|opt2>[➢ ](link: "🚿")[🛀(set:$showered to true)(set:$comfort to $comfort + 2) (replace: ?opt2)[]]
|opt3>[➢ ](link: "☕️")[(set:$coffeed to true)(set:$comfort to $comfort + 1)(set:$food to $food + 1) (replace: ?opt3)[]]
|opt4>[➢ ](link: "🍳")[(set:$egged to true)(set:$comfort to $comfort + 1)(set:$food to $food + 1) (replace: ?opt4)[]]
|opt5>[➢ ](link: "🥓")[(set:$baconed to true)(set:$comfort to $comfort + 1)(set:$food to $food + 1) (replace: ?opt5)[]]
➢ [[🚪->Leave House]]🌳⛪️🌳
⚰️
➢ [[⏮->Asleep Start]]
(live:1s)[(if: time > 30s)[➢ [[👻->Ghost Credits]]]](live:.2s)[(if:$comfort < 1)[😩](elseif:$comfort < 2)[😖](elseif:$comfort < 3)[😕](elseif:$comfort < 4)[😀](elseif:$comfort >= 4)[😊]]
➢ [[🚗->Take Car]]
➢ [[🚂->Take Train]]
<!-- ➢ [[🛶->Take Boat]] -->🌳🛣🏡
➢ [[⬅️->Car Crash]]
➢ [[⬆️->Car Straight Ahead]]
➢ [[➡️->Leave House]]
➢ [[⬇️->Car Crash]]🛤🏙
➢ [[🛑->City Stop]]
➢ [[🚂->Train 2]]🌊
> [[🛶->Boat 2]]💥🚗
➢ [[☠️->Game Over]]🎰🛣
➢ [[⬅️->Casino]]
➢ [[⬆️->Car Straight Ahead 2]]
➢ [[⬇️->Car Crash]]💸🎰💸
{(live:.5s)[
(if:$comfort < 1)[😩]
(elseif:$comfort < 2)[😖]
(elseif:$comfort < 3)[😕]
(elseif:$comfort < 4)[😀]
(elseif:$comfort >= 4)[😊]
]}
|dice>[]
{➢ (link-repeat: "🎲")
[
(set: $roll to (random: 1,6))
(if: $roll is 1) [(append:?dice)[🏆](set: $comfort to $comfort + 3)]
(if: $roll is 2) [(append:?dice)[❌](set: $comfort to $comfort - 2)]
(if: $roll is 3) [(append:?dice)[❌](set: $comfort to $comfort - 2)]
(if: $roll is 4) [(append:?dice)[❌](set: $comfort to $comfort - 2)]
(if: $roll is 5) [(append:?dice)[❌](set: $comfort to $comfort - 2)]
(if: $roll is 6) [(append:?dice)[🏆](set: $comfort to $comfort + 3)]
]}
➢ [[🚗->Car Straight Ahead]]⛽️🛣
➢ [[⬅️->Gas Station]]
➢ [[⬆️->Take Car]]
➢ [[⬇️->Car Crash]]A text-less text adventure by [[@wufire|https://twitter.com/wufire]]
Thanks for playing!
(live:.5s)[(if: time > 10s)[➢ [[⏮->Asleep Start]]]]⛽️
➢ [[🚬->Explosion]]
➢ [[🚗->Car Straight Ahead 2]]💥
➢ [[☠️->Game Over]]🏢(set: $worked to 0)
{(live:.5s)[
(if:$days_worked > 3)[🧓]
(else:)
[(if:$comfort < 1)[😩]
(elseif:$comfort < 2)[😖]
(elseif:$comfort < 3)[😕]
(elseif:$comfort < 4)[😀]
(elseif:$comfort >= 4)[😊]]
]}
|work_rewards>[]
{➢ (link-repeat: "💻")[
(set: $worked to $worked + 1)
(set: $comfort to $comfort - 1)
(append: ?work_rewards)[
(if: $worked % 5 is 0) [🏆]
(else:)[
(either: "🏅"," 🎖"," 🥇"," 🥈"," 🥉")
]
]
]}
{(live:0.2s)[
(if: $worked > 8)[
➢ (link:"🚂")[
(set: $worked to 0)
(set: $days_worked to $days_worked + 1)
(go-to: "Home Work Loop")]
]
]}🛤⛩
➢ [[🚂->Train 3]]🎪
➢ [[🎟->Circus Grounds]]
➢ [[🚂->Train 4]]🛤🗻
➢ [[🚂->Train 4]]🛤🎪
➢ [[🛑->Circus Stop]]
➢ [[🚂->Train 5]]🛤🏯
➢ [[🚂->Train 6]]🛤🏮
|opt1>[➢ ](link: "🍱")[(set: $bentoed to true)(set: $food to $food + 1) (replace: ?opt1)[]]
➢ [[🚂->Train 7]]🛤🏠
➢ [[🛑->Leave House]]
➢ [[🚂->Take Train]]Double-click this passage to edit it.(set: $clown_count to 1)🎠🎪🎢🎡
|clown_pile>[]
{ (live:0.2s)[
(if: $clown_count < 8)[
➢ (link-repeat: "🤡")[
(append:?clown_pile)[🤡]
(replace:"🤡")[🤡🤡]
(set: $clown_count to $clown_count + 1)
]
]
(else:) [
(replace:"🤡")[(either:"💀","👽","🧟♂️","🧟♀️")]
➢ [[☠️->Game Over]]
]
]}{(live:.5s)[
(if:$days_worked > 3)[🧓]
(elseif:$days_worked >= 5)[💀]
(else:)
[(if:$comfort < 1)[😩]
(elseif:$comfort < 2)[😖]
(elseif:$comfort < 3)[😕]
(elseif:$comfort < 4)[😀]
(elseif:$comfort >= 4)[😊]]
]}
🛏
{(live:.5s)[
(if: time % 2 is 0)[⏰](else:)[⏰❗️]
]}
(if:$days_worked >= 5)[➢ [[☠️->Game Over]]] (else:)[|opt1>[➢ ](link: "🚽")[💩(set:$pooped to true)(set:$comfort to $comfort + 3) (replace: ?opt1)[]]]
(if:$days_worked <5)[|opt2>[➢ ](link: "🚿")[🛀(set:$showered to true)(set:$comfort to $comfort + 2) (replace: ?opt2)[]]]
(if:$days_worked <5)[|opt3>[➢ ](link: "☕️")[(set:$coffeed to true)(set:$comfort to $comfort + 1)(set:$food to $food + 1) (replace: ?opt3)[]]]
(if:$days_worked <5)[|opt4>[➢ ](link: "🍳")[(set:$egged to true)(set:$comfort to $comfort + 1)(set:$food to $food + 1) (replace: ?opt4)[]]]
(if:$days_worked <5)[|opt5>[➢ ](link: "🥓")[(set:$baconed to true)(set:$comfort to $comfort + 1)(set:$food to $food + 1) (replace: ?opt5)[]]]
(if:$days_worked <5)[➢ [[🏢->City Stop]]]