why? by Rylie Eric [[play]]Rylie Eric prese- "WHY ARE WE DOING THIS AGAIN?" Because I accidentally deleted the original. "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT???" Look, I forgot to back it up when I was clearing everything on my browser, so now I have to start over again. [[anyway]]Rylie Eric presents the only transgender repsresentation to exist (false claim according to scientist) Featuring... Luna! "🖕" 🔫 "that's a water gun." It shoots [[steam]]."WHere am I now?" Your house. "I thought that was a location in milk game." Milk Game is irrelevant. "Shut up." Here's floor gril. "Wait, wha-" "Hi." "... hi." "My name is daisy" "How did you get here?" "The floor." "That does not help." "I have question for you." "Okay." "Do you want to make out?" "[[no]]""Hello. My name is LUna, and today were going to go over my day in the life as someone in the transgedner spectrum." "First, I wake up." "Second, I regret that decision and go back to bed." "Third, I release that I can't stay in a bed all day so I get up." "Foruth, I complate a shower..." "Fifth, I go eat a chocolate chip biscuit with undecaffinated iced orange juice. A part of me feels like this was different in another timeline." "Sixth, I get dressed because nobody wants to see a a half naked trans woman" "Seventh, I get ready for work at my job at sonewhere job." "Eigth, I realize that I have the day off as today is december 24th, which is anti-milk day" "Ninth, I go to my computer to work on my novel." "Tenth, I faceplant to the deask because novel writing is hard. 😭" "Evenlth, I play gay visual novels from the website known at itch.io" "Twelveth, I imagine myself with a very cute woman." "Thirdtenth, I remembered that I have to take pills." "Fourteenth, I cry because I have to take pills to be [[normal]]."Nikki from the hit game Get a Glass of Milk Because You Have To has this to say on the rising depression. "The internet is too much from the brain to eat." "I, Luna, approve this message." "I will disolve now." (Nikki disolves) "[[what]]""I always wanted to be like those nerdy girl in those tween books. I am so sad that I coudln't live that reality" "Bitch, you would of been bullied." "Bitch, i WAS bulliyed," "Bitch, i was bullyed MORE for being a nerd girl." "source?" "source is that you were there." "was i?" Guys this is dialogue exchange is going to get this game disqualifed for REALLY BAD IF. Please make thsi 10x worst. "ok... what to be dykes together?" "what?" "You know." "[[idk.]]""Fifthteenth, I g-" "This joke is not funny." "Sixthtennth, I shoot someone with my lore innaccurate gun" "😨😨😨😨😨😨" "... no habla [[ingles]].""lunch time! what should I get?" (thought mind) "idk maybe dino nuggest?" "do I have the dino nuggest?" (thought mind) "no" "i must get the dino nuggest!" TRIP TO THE GORCEYR STORE FOR DINO NUGGEST!!! "hello welcome to generic street superstore. my name is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and I'll be helping you today." "Hello... i came for theth dino nug" "That'll be 203.2 pesos" "ok." "thiis is a doollar." "yes.. for the edibile" "tis is not edibile though" "what" (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA grabs Luna and somehow throws her out of the market via the roof) "you can eat the roof free [[free]]."Luna is dead. why? is now done. --- ''Writing'' Rylie Eric ''Coding'' Rylie Eric ''Art'' Rylie Eric ''Promotion'' Rylie Eric ''Wbesite'' Rylie Eric ''Snacks'' Rylie Eric ''Deleted Everything'' Rylie Eric ''Stupid'' Rylie Eric ''LIke this person sucks a lot'' Rylie Eric ''I Don'te Like Theme'' Rylie Eric ''Special Thanks To'' Rylie Eri- --- Bitch wake up, it's time to open your ✨chirstmas presents✨! "it is may 12th." Shut up, it's christmas. "I haven't eaten my dino nuggest" Christmas is about not eating the nuugest, but chersism the nuggedt "Shakespear type shit. Please don't speak like this ever [[again]].""where mil go?" gone "ok i guess may santa gets nothing... where cookies go?" gone "ok i guess may santa gets nothing... where dino nuggest?" you didn't buy agany "ok i guess i will STARVE" [[lol]]"hi dyke" "didn't I already tell you me name is Luna??" "yesn't" "well it is." "anyway I got you this" (gives present) "thanks?" (opens it) "it's... friend chicken." "yes. congratation, you open it!" "I didn't get anything for y- oh wait i did." i spawned it "oh THANKS!!!" (opens it) "OH IT IS WATER! QUITE NEAT!" "Yeah, I saw that you were hungry, so I gave you water." "Thank you!" "Your welcome, daisy." "Anyway, do you want to make out?" "[[ok]]And then they made out for the rest of the day. Merry Christmas, specifically to all of you Christmas haters who hate it when Christmas invades other months. Oh wait, this isn't over yet [[actuall-]]"Another day, another day." "hey I'm back to tell you, you're adopted." "Wow. That's shocking information! Back it up with a source!" "My source (link-reveal:"is that")[= my mom." "''[[oh no]]''"Wait, did Luna ever get her dino nuggest? --- ''Writing'' Rylie Eric ''Coding'' Rylie Eric ''Art'' Rylie Eric ''Game Tester'' Rylie Eric ''Promotion'' Rylie Eric ''Wbesite'' Rylie Eric ''Twine User'' Rylie Eric ''Publisher'' Rylie Eric ''Creator of Milk Game'' Rylie Eric ''Snacks'' Rylie Eric ''I Still 'te Like Theme'' Rylie Eric ''Snacks Eater'' Rylie Eric ''Never Gave Luna Her Dino Nugeest'' Rylie Eric ''How Cruel'' Rylie Eric ''Milk Drinker'' Rylie Eric ''Likes Christmas'' Rylie Eric ''Doesn't Like Christmas'' Rylie Eric ''Lonely Coward'' Rylie Eric ''Game Tester'' Rylie Eric ''Bold Text'' Rylie Eric ''The Person Whose Every Game on Itch so Far Has Been Infierior to the Other Games By That Person'' Rylie Eric ''Got Really Ill That One Time'' Rylie Eric ''Deleted the Original File'' Rylie Eric ''Deleted the Other Files'' Rylie Eric ''why?'' Rylie Eric ''On Break'' Rylie Eric ''Agentperson'' Rylie Eric ''Creator of the Only Transgender Repsresentation to Exist (still bery much a false claim according to scientist)'' Rylie Eric ''Probably doum'' Rylie Eric ''Make Sure to Like, Subcribe, Lubscribe, and Sike and Be Sure to Break the Bell for Vido'' Rylie Eric ''Gay'' Rylie Eric ''Liar'' Rylie Eric ''The Person Who Runs the IGM Games Archive Site'' Rylie Eric ''Probably Milo In Disguise'' Rylie Eric? ''Director'' Rylie Eric ''Co-Director'' Rylie Eric ''Luna still hasn't gotten her dino nueggest'' Rylie Eric ''also why was daisy only given a name in the second interation'' Rylie Eric ''oh I wonder who made this'' Rylie Eric ''the joke is not funny.'' Rylie Eric ''Not Qualified to Talk About Roblox'' Rylie Eric ''someone who looks see boring'' Rylie Eric ''OLD'' Rylie Eric ''lol'' Rylie Eric ''omg why is twine breaking?!?'' Rylie Eric ''How long does it take to cook a pancake?'' Rylie Eric ''what if this is actually a metaphor for something?'' Rylie Eric ''hm...'' Rylie Eric ''wait, are metaphors even allow in this jam?'' Rylie Eric ''Ugly'' Rylie Eric ''Petty'' Rylie Eric ''Rylie Eric'' Rylie Eric ''Special Thanks To'' Rylie Eric manonamonanomanora You - It's your fault for expecting too much [[yeah|Untitled Passage]]