Cats and Dragons

Once upon a time [[There was a dragon->dragon]] [[There wasn't a dragon->no dragon]] There was also a cat. A very annoying cat. [[Hi, annoying cat. ->hiimacat]] [[Where am I, annoying cat? ->location]]

"Is it really a dragon?" asked the annoying cat. What do you mean? The annoying cat asked: [[Is it a robot dragon? -> dragonbot]] [[Is it a squirrel? ->no dragon]]

There is not a dragon, but a squirrel. [[You touch the squirrel ->squirrelcat]] [[You run away because squirrels are a force of evil ->squirreldragon]]

The dragon is actually a robot with a very convincing paint job. [[You attack -> attackdragon]] [[You run -> dragonisacat]]

[[It is a cat ->hiimacat]]

It is good that you ran, because the squirrel turned into a dragon. [[Attack -> attackdragon]] [[Keep running ->runaway]]

The dragon breathes fire. You burn up. [[Start over ->Begin]]

The dragon is actually a cat in disguise. [[It gets out of it's dragon-mech ->hiimacat]]

Hi, i'm a cat [[Hello ->anothercat]]

Another cat appeared out of thin air. They say in unison: //Hi, i'm a cat Hi, i'm a cat// [[Uh... okay... ->fourcats]]

There are now four cats, identical to the others. //Hi, i'm a cat Hi, i'm a cat Hi, i'm a cat Hi, i'm a cat// [[This is very weird ->somanycats]]

The cats are multiplying, and do so infinitely. First, the city gets taken over. Then the country. Then the continent. Then all land on earth is filled with cats. [[Humans are extinct because of multiplying cats ->earthcats]]

The cats start piling into the oceans. The cats fill up earth's atmosphere. [[They fill the solar system ->universecats]]

The universe is eventually filled with cats. [[Start over ->Begin]]

You are running from the dragon. [[The dragon chases you ->dragonchase]] [[The dragon walks away ->dragonstomp]]

The dragon may be big, but also is slow and clunky. You come to a cave [[Go in ->dangerousalone]] [[Keep running ->anothercave]]

The dragon stomps so hard that an earthquake is caused and you fall into a chasm. [[Start over ->Begin]]

You go into the cave. An old man says: "//It's dangerous to go alone//" [[He gives you a sword ->slaydragon]] [[You fall into lava ->lavafall]]

There is another cave [[Go in ->dangerousalone]] [[Keep running ->justgoin]]

Okay, just go in the cave. [[No. ->toobad]] [[Fine. ->dangerousalone]]

Well, too bad. [[Go in ->dangerousalone]] [[Go in ->dangerousalone]]

You run out and slay the dragon! [[You become a hero! ->yayhero]] [[You become a villan. ->dragonworld]]

You burn up. [[Start over ->Begin]]

You are celebrated, and become a legend. Your journey is over [[Start over to try more choices ->Begin]]

The world has little humans left. Dragons outnumber humans greatly. You are put in jail. [[Start over ->Begin]]

You are in the world of Cats & Dragons, a world that has some elements of a fantasy world, but some of a modern world. Mostly fantasy. [[Start your journey ->Begin]] [[Who am I? ->character]]

I don't know. I'm just an annoying cat. [[Okay, I'll just start my journey ->Begin]] [[Can I go home? ->gohome]]

No. [[Can I go to someone else's home? ->someoneshome]]

Only if you want to skip the story. Do you? [[Yes. ->dangerousalone]] [[No. ->nospoilers]]

You don't want spoilers? Okay, you have to start over then. [[Okay. ->Begin]] [[But I don-- ->Begin]]

Wow, you just opened inspect element, copied the code of Cats & Dragons, pasted it into a .txt file and are now reading this. I'm impressed. [[Thanks. ->woah2]]

[[Okay, either you dug into the file more ->noob.]], [[or you changed the extension to .html and put the file in twine as an archive, connecting the passage "Woah..." to another passage that is in the story. ->impressive.]]

noob. try harder. [[Instructions ->lavafall]]

Hmm. Okay then. [[You win! ->yayhero]]