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<div class="horizontalline"></div> <center><<include "Generation">></center> <center><div class="horizontalline"></div></center><div class="special-elite-regular"><center><b>[[Generate Another Hyperbolic Forthcoming Manics Album|Start]]</b> <div class="horizontalline"></div></center><center><<linkreplace "About">>About Version 1 released June 24, 2024 by Marilyn Roxie Made in Twine using SugarCube 2.21.0 Special thanks to Kyra for the idea and Nicky Wire for the...unique sonic comparisons!<</linkreplace>> <<print either('💋', '💄', '✨', '🏴', '🎸', '❤️', '🩷 ', '💖', '📚', '🌟', '🕶️')>></center></div>
<<nobr>><div class="gloria-hallelujah-regular"><<set $bands = ['ABBA', 'AC/DC', 'Alice in Chains', 'Babyshambles', 'Syd Barrett', 'The Beatles', 'Blur', 'The Boo Radleys', 'Boston', 'David Bowie', 'Buzzcocks', 'Cabaret Voltaire', 'John Cale', 'Can', 'Johnny Cash', 'The Charlatans', 'The Clash', 'Cluster', 'Cockney Rebel', 'The Damned', 'Dexys Midnight Runners', 'Dinosaur Jr.', 'Doves', 'Bob Dylan', 'The Cardigans', 'Echo & the Bunnymen', 'Einstürzende Neubauten', 'Erasure', 'The Fall', 'Felt', 'Gang of Four', 'The Skids', 'Kraftwerk', 'Goldfrapp', 'The Go-Betweens', 'Hanoi Rocks', 'Guns n\' Roses', 'PJ Harvey', 'Hole', 'The Horrors', 'The Jam', 'The Jesus and Mary Chain', 'Joy Divison', 'The Killers', 'Madonna', 'Magazine', 'Massive Attack', 'The Modern Lovers', 'Kylie Minogue', 'My Bloody Valentine', 'New Order', 'New York Dolls', 'NEU!', 'Nirvana', 'Oasis', 'Pearl Jam', 'Pere Ubu', 'Iggy Pop', 'Primal Scream', 'Public Enemy', 'Queens of the Stone Age', 'Razorlight', 'R.E.M.', 'Lou Reed', 'Red Hot Chili Peppers', 'REO Speedwagon', 'Ride', 'Rilo Kiley', 'The Rolling Stones', 'Rush', 'Saint Etienne', 'Sex Pistols', 'The Smiths', 'Sonic Youth', 'Stereolab', 'The Stone Roses', 'The Stooges', 'The Strokes', 'Super Furry Animals', 'Take That', 'Teenage Fanclub', 'TLC', 'Tom Waits', 'Paul Weller', 'The Who', 'Wire', 'Yeah Yeah Yeahs', 'Yes', 'Young Marble Giants', 'Miles Davis', 'The Shop Assistants', 'Nina Simone', 'Sex Pistols', 'The Doors', 'Joan Armatrading', 'Cate Le Bon', 'Arctic Monkeys', 'Roxy Music', 'Crowded House', 'Morrissey', 'Lady Gaga', 'The Associates', 'The Libertines', 'The Specials', 'Shirley Bassey', 'Van Halen', 'The Supremes', 'McCarthy', 'Ennio Morricone', 'Bloc Party', 'Pet Shop Boys', 'Hüsker Dü', 'Wilco', 'The Birthday Party', 'Midnight Oil', 'Men at Work', 'The Avalanches', 'The Kinks', 'LCD Soundsystem', 'Simple Minds', 'Bruce Springsteen', 'Beth Orton', 'Lily Allen', 'The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart']>> <<set $band1 = $bands.random()>> <<set _remainingBands = $bands.filter(band => band !== $band1)>> <<set $band2 = _remainingBands.random()>> <<set $album = either('Welcome to the Jungle', 'Come Up and See Me', 'ABBA\'s Greatest Hits', 'Revolver', 'Pet Sounds', 'Magical Mystery Tour', 'Abbey Road', 'Think Tank', 'Lust for Life', 'Definitely Maybe', 'In Utero', 'Mezzanine', 'Unknown Pleasures', 'Searching for the Young Soul Rebels', 'London Calling', 'Tago Mago', 'Bitches Brew', 'Sandinista!', 'Their Satanic Majesties Request', 'Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino', 'Anarchy in the U.K.', 'Moving Pictures', 'Ocean Rain', 'Hatful of Hollow', 'What\'s Going On', 'Last Broadcast', 'Central Reservation', 'So Tough', 'It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back', 'Red Sleeping Beauty')>> <<set $ridiculous = either('rollerskates', 'rollerblades', 'crack', 'acid', 'fire', 'a mechanical bull', 'a pogo stick', 'hot coals', 'a sugar high', 'caffeine pills', 'Christmas morning', 'steroids', 'speed', 'a flying trapeze', 'a rocket ship', 'a rollercoaster', 'a hamster wheel', 'stilts', 'a flying carpet', 'a motorbike', 'a treadmill', 'a runaway train', 'an aeroplane', 'a postcard', 'hotel stationery', 'a notepad', 'a broken radio')>> <<set $location = either('in an abandoned mall', 'in the woods', 'in an underwater amusement park', 'at Disneyland', 'in the Welsh countryside', 'in Blackwood', 'in Pontypool', 'in a science lab', 'at a discotheque', 'in a circus', 'in quicksand', 'in the desert', 'in lava', 'in the mountains', 'in a pachinko parlour', 'in a karaoke room', 'in an office', 'in a space ship', 'inside your computer', 'in another dimension', 'inside the Great Pyramid', 'in a submarine', 'in your walls', 'in a medieval castle', 'in a library', 'at the tropics', 'underneath your floorboards', 'at Spillers Records', 'at the zoo', 'inside a lava lamp', 'in the rain', 'on the moon', 'inside a volcano', 'at Tesco', 'on ice', 'in Cardiff', 'at Swansea University', 'in a swamp', 'in Cuba', 'in Havana', 'in Berlin', 'at Barclays Bank', 'in HMV', 'in a hotel', 'in Tokyo', 'in Urban Decay eyeshadow', 'in a packet of crisps', 'in a Dyson shop', 'in a helicopter', 'at the Karl Marx Theatre', 'at the supermarket', 'in Marks & Spencer', 'at the Hacienda', 'on Top of the Pops', 'inside a typewriter', 'in a cherry blossom grove', 'in a feather boa', 'in eyeliner', 'through a megaphone', 'in a hurricane', 'in a bouncy castle', 'in a blender', 'in a wind tunnel', 'in a cyclone', 'in a tornado', 'in an earthquake', 'in a cherry blossom grove', 'in a hoover', 'in an ice bath', 'in a pinball machine', 'in bubblewrap', 'in a snowstorm', 'in the belly of a dragon', 'in your TV set', 'at the NME Awards', 'but as a haiku', 'in a cave', 'in a bottle of Babycham', 'in a cathedral', 'at the World Cup', 'in a car park', 'in a handbag', 'in a fairytale', 'in a dollhouse', 'in a teacup', 'in a fish tank', 'in your cutlery drawer', 'in a shoebox', 'in an art gallery', 'at a seaside resort', 'down at the pub', 'at a car boot sale', 'at the cinema', 'in a football field', 'in a swimming pool', 'in your mailbox', 'in a soap dish', 'in Polaroid form', 'at the bottom of the ocean', 'in a car stereo')>> <<set $adjective= either('brilliant', 'dark', 'elegiac', 'melancholic', 'revolutionary', 'intellectual', 'stroppy', 'catastrophic', 'anxious', 'glamorous', 'polished', 'cynical', 'amazing', 'ambitious', 'shining', 'scattershot', 'Orwellian', 'futuristic', 'glitzy', 'miserablist', 'limitless', 'cynical', 'glacial', 'icy', 'heart-breaking', 'bittersweet', 'sentimental', 'tragic', 'socialist', 'communist', 'anthemic', 'fantastic', 'nervous', 'gruesome', 'fearsome', 'vampiric', 'stylish', 'tarty', 'witty', 'relentless', 'magical', 'dreamy', 'political', 'poetic', 'alienated', 'existential', 'minimalist', 'situationist', 'morbid', 'anarchist', 'glittery', 'apocalyptic', 'post-apocalyptic', 'alien', 'shiny', 'hopeless', 'goth', 'individualistic', 'angry', 'gutsy', 'eloquent', 'fucked up', 'classic', 'clever', 'chaotic', 'respectable', 'therapeutic', 'pure', 'elemental', 'massive', 'grim', 'casual', 'poisonous', 'sexy', 'charming', 'complex', 'nostalgic', 'angelic', 'angular', 'fierce', 'dirty', 'lovely', 'feminine', 'emotional', 'cathartic', 'weird', 'calm', 'serene', 'sepia', 'fabulous', 'crazed', 'bizarre', 'blunt', 'incendiary', 'larger-than-life', 'fearless', 'uplifting', 'passionate', 'severe', 'delicate', 'sorrowful', 'mesmeric', 'esoteric', 'thunderstruck', 'lovestruck', 'bubblegum', 'cool')>> <<set $adverb= either('brilliantly', 'darkly', 'elegiacally', 'melancholically', 'revolutionarily', 'intellectually', 'stroppily', 'catastrophically', 'anxiously', 'glamorously', 'cynically', 'amazingly', 'ambitiously', 'shiningly', 'futuristically', 'glitzily', 'limitlessly', 'cynically', 'glacially', 'icily', 'heart-breakingly', 'sentimentally', 'tragically', 'anthemically', 'fantastically', 'nervously', 'gruesomely', 'fearsomely', 'vampirically', 'stylishly', 'tartily', 'wittily', 'relentlessly', 'magically', 'dreamily', 'politically', 'poetically', 'existentially', 'minimalistically', 'morbidly', 'anarchistically', 'apocalyptically', 'post-apocalyptically', 'shinily', 'hopelessly', 'gothically', 'individualistically', 'angrily', 'gutsily', 'eloquently', 'classically', 'cleverly', 'chaotically', 'respectably', 'therapeutically', 'purely', 'elementally', 'massively', 'grimly', 'casually', 'poisonously', 'sexily', 'charmingly', 'nostalgically', 'angelically', 'fiercely', 'dirtily', 'emotionally', 'cathartically', 'weirdly', 'calmly', 'serenely', 'fabulously', 'bizarrely', 'bluntly', 'fearlessly', 'passionately', 'severely', 'delicately', 'sorrowfully', 'mesmerically', 'esoterically')>> <<set $genre= either('krautrock', 'electropop', 'rock and roll', 'jazz', 'punk', 'rock', 'mod rock', 'post-punk', 'new wave', 'art rock', 'heavy metal', 'Motown', 'disco', 'pop')>> <<set $description1 = "It's like if $band1 played <i>$album</i> on $ridiculous $location.">> <<set $description2 = "$band1 $adverb doing <i>$album</i> on $ridiculous!">> <<set $description3 = "It's like $band1 mixed with $band2 gone $genre.">> <<set $description4 = "It's like if $band1 played $adjective $genre, mixed with $band2.">> <<set $description5 = "It sounds like if $band1 played <i>$album</i> on $ridiculous $location.">> <<set $description6 = "It sounds like if $band1 played $adjective $genre $location.">> <<set $description7 = "$band1 / $band2 / <br> $adjective $genre">> <<print either($description1, $description2, $description3, $description4, $description5, $description6, $description7)>></div><</nobr>>