(set: $teadrank to false) (set: $blind to false) (set: $firevalue to 0) The fire rages in front of you. Why did I try to warm myself with petrol you ask yourself. You may never know. Your time is limited, what do you do? [[Turn around]] [[Jump into fire, you're feeling cold]] (if: $teadrank is false)[ [[Have a cup of tea]] ] (set: $gnomevalue to (random: 1,2)) Turning around you see a stretching corridor with a [[stumpy gnome]] dancing at the end. He seems to find your antics amusing and becons you over(if: $gnomevalue is 1 )[ with a worrying glint in his eye ]. From the corner of your eye you also spot what looks like a [[fire extinguisher]] in a room parallel to you.You run through the fire and immediately regret your decision. At least you're warm you think. [[Turn around]] (set: $firevalue to $firevalue + 10)You feel quite refreshed and the fire seems to have less effect on you. [[Turn around]] (set: $firevalue to $firevalue - 5) (set: $teadrank to false)(if: $gnomevalue is 1)[You get to the end of the corridor and the gnome has [[seemingly]] disappeared.](else:)[The gnome scurries through a door, you walk in to find a excessively large basket of cheese and grapes. The gnome laughs wildly and starts throwing [[grapes]] at you.]Without hesitation you throw the red canister into the fire. As you throw it in you notice the words "[[ǝʌᴉsoldxƎ ʎlɥƃᴉH]]" on the upsidedown canister.You feel something warm coming from your feet, the gnome has a box of matches and is gleefully setting your laces alight. [[Tap dance]] [[Whip the gnome with your firey laces]] (set: $firevalue to $firevalue + 5)Within seconds the canister is engulfed in flames and you find yourself flying backwards through the air. [[Do a spin]] [[Put out the flames]] (set: $firevalue to $firevalue + 10)You some how manage to pull off a 360 degree spin and land flat on your feet. You now feel a different kind of warmth enticing you away from the flames and towards an open window, the sun embaces you. [[Admire the sun]] [[Escape through the window]] (set: $firevalue to $firevalue - 5)You furiously wave your hands at your burning clothes, stoking the flames, making them angrier. [[Wave harder]] [[Cry]] The grape juice soaks into your clothes, the sting of the flames lessens and you spot a [[vent]] above you. [[Slap the gnome]] (set: $firevalue to $firevalue - 10)You [[stare]] at the sun, praising its magnificence. You hope one day you too can shine brightly. [[Escape through the window]](if: $blind is true)[I would tell you how well you did but you're blind and can't see anything. Nice one.] (Else:)[(if: $firevalue is <= -5)[On your escape from the fire you miraculously managed to put out the fire and came up with a new fire safety plan.] (elseif: $firevalue is 0)[You managed you get out unscathed and prevented the fire from spreading further.] (elseif: $firevalue is 15 or 20)[Thanks to you, you the building burnt down before emergency services could get to the scene but you somehow escaped unharmed.] (elseif: $firevalue is 25)[I have no idea how but through your exploits you managed to make the fire 10 times worse and perish along with the building. Recent news say the fire is still drilling its way down to the core and that we only have a week to live.]] Try to [[Escape]] again?You pull the vent cover off the wall and start climbing through. All of a sudden the vent drops down and you find yourself in what seems to be a large damp cave. (if: $firevalue is 15)[You feel the heat from the fire coming through the vent and the room is suddenly lit up to reveal a large group of particularly stumpy gnomes. The gnomes seem happy that you've lit up their cave, get down on their knees and start praying to you. You have become their [[GOD]]](else:)[You notice a light. [[Run towards the light]]]The gnome looks offended after giving you a fresh coating of grape juice and sprints near mach 1 into the fire, never to be seen again. You notice that the vent that once sat above you has disappeared leaving a smooth wall in its place. Going back outside you spot a window. [[Escape through the window]]The gnome makes a gurgling laughing sound and points towards a [[vent]] beconing towards it, however you also feel a breeze coming from the corridoor and realise there is an open window leading outside. [[Escape through the window]] The gnome seems to poof into a cloud of smoke which smells strangely of elderberries. You leave the room and spot a window. [[Escape through the window]] (set: $firevalue to $firevalue + 5)You wave harder, the flames wave back. You burn your hands. What did you expect. You see a window. [[Escape through the window]] (set: $firevalue to $firevalue + 5)Surprisingly the fire dies down a bit and you carry on towards an open window. [[Escape through the window]] (set: $firevalue to $firevalue - 10)(set: $blind to true) You stare intensely at the sun. It stares back. You are now blind. [[Escape through the window]]The Gnomes now worship you as their god. With your new found powers over fire you start a new age of fire and gnomes. Try to [[Escape]] again?(if: $firevalue is 0)[You look up from the cave exit and see the building ablaze, you escape, but the building does not escape unharmed.](else:)[The light was but another fire. Trapped from both sides you have no where to go.] Try to [[Escape]] again?