Ron

Its a usual day at work, everyone's sat down in there designated areas doing their own work, well, if by doing work you mean doing 5 minutes of work every hour then sleeping, being on your phone or trying to rank your top 10 pizza toppings if you're Humphry then yes you could say they're doing work. Anyway, you sit down in your seat and immediately sense something is off, you peer over at your coworker Ron, he's pulling a strange face as if he can smell something unusual.. [[Ignore Ron, he's a bit strange himself anyway.]] [[Ask Ron if everythings okay]] (set:$Option1 = false) (set:$Option2 = false)

Ron's face is now starting to twitch and the face he is pulling is very irritating, you can't tell if he's having a stroke or is trying to get an eyelash out of his eye. Against your better juddgment you feel as though you need to know whats going on... [[Ask Ron if everythings okay]]

You ask Ron is everythings okay. He tells you to shut up he's trying to meditate and awaken his third eye..... Last time you try to care about Ron. You turn your computer on and enter your login details. The computers at your workplace are incredibly shit and take about 10 minutes to login; You wonder what to do whilst waiting... [[Go over to to talk to Sarah the receptionist]] [[Annoy Ron and interrupt his meditating ]]

She tells you she's got a lot of work to do and can't really talk right now. You can't believe your luck you've never seen her do any work in her life. Oh well, you go back to your desk and decide the only logical means of action is to piss off Ron.. [[Annoy Ron and interrupt his meditating ]]

Ron is at peak meditation stance as his legs are crawled and sandwhiched in the chair whilst his hands are pressed up against eachother in a praying motion. You notice his eyes are closed and realise this is your chance. You debate how to go about praking Ron... (if: $Option1 is false)[ [[Chuck a pencil at him]] ] (if: $Option2 is false)[ [[Carefully tie his shoe laces together and ask him to get you a file from the other side of the room]] ] [[Adjust the chair settings so when he leans back he falls off his chair]]

Ron with all three of his eyes closed catches the pencil in mid air and chucks it back at your face leaving a clear mark displaying your defeat. You're shocked but you know you can't give up like that, you regroup and decide to come up with a different approach.(set: $Option1 to true) [[Annoy Ron and interrupt his meditating ]]

You slowly get off your chair and approach Rons feet, making next to no sound at all, things are looking good. You get to his chair and sit upright at his feet, you begin to untie his shoelaces, however you didn't comprehend how sanwhiched his feet were due to the tragically tight seats the workplace supplies. You beging to struggle and panic as sweat drips off your forehead and lands on the sock of Ron, You look up at Ron.... A moment passes and Ron hasn't moved an inch. Phew that was a close one. You begin to try and tie his shoelaces together when suddenly Ron wraps his legs around your neck and gets you into a chokehold. You tap for submission but Ron shows no mercy, you're lacking oxygen and you see a bright light as out of no where Sarah runs over and bats off Ron away from you. You got away with your life this time as your face is fully red from embarressment and lack of oxygen. This may have been embarresing bu you know you can't give up like that, you regroup and decide to come up with a different approach... (set: $Option2 to true) [[Annoy Ron and interrupt his meditating ]]

You slowly approach Rons chair, aware that any quick and sudden movements could be the end of you. A loud creak spontaneously errupts as you forgot about the dodgy floorboards at your workplace. You nervously peak over at Ron dreading the worst. You are lucky this time as Ron is too deep into his meditation and has blocked out background noises. You creep over and get to his chair attempt to lower the lever as your hand is shaking. You successfully lower the lever so now the rest of the seat is at a 90 degree angle. An hour passes as Ron finally finishes his meditating and leans back and tries to rest to no avail. He flops on to the floor like a salmon as the rest of your workmates laugh at him. Today was a success