Jennifer Prytz 890455 Exam - Long
[[Hey]].
<<set $ignores to 0>>
<<set $repeat to 0>>[[Hey|Hey1]].[[Hey|Hey!]]![[Hey|Hey2]].[[Hello]]?[[Hey|Hey.]].Goddamnit, stop ignoring me! I know you're [[not asleep]]!Ugh, must you make everything so tedious? I can see you [[twitch]] and [[wriggle|twitch]] about quite clearly.What would your mother say if she saw you in this state? Honestly, it's beginning to wear on me. Stop being so pathetic.
[[Retort that if it wasn't for your mother, you wouldn't be here in the first place|retort]].
[[Remain still and silent. Perhaps he'll leave you alone if you wait long enough|stall]].
<<if $ignores >= 6>>God-fucking-damnit, it took you long enough. You really started to scare me there.
Concentrate on what I'm saying, alright? It's very important that you [[listen]]. And put your pants back on, would you?
<<else>>Concentrate on what I'm saying, alright? It's very important that you [[listen]]. And put your pants back on, would you?<<endif>>Must you be so utterly stubborn? They're going to be here soon. We must talk before they arrive.
[[Stop ignoring him, open your eyes and sit up|continue]].
[[Refuse to give in. Continue to feign sleep|stall1]].
I'm not kidding. You need to stop this silliness immediately, you hear me? NOW.
<<set $ignores +=1>>
[[Stop ignoring him, open your eyes and sit up|continue]].
[[Refuse to give in. Continue to feign sleep|stall2]].<<if $ignores <= 3>>I'm waiting.
<<set $ignores +=1>>
[[Stop ignoring him, open your eyes and sit up|continue]].
[[Refuse to give in. Continue to feign sleep|stall2]].
<<elseif $ignores <= 5>>I'm still waiting.
<<set $ignores +=1>>
[[Stop ignoring him, open your eyes and sit up|continue]].
[[Refuse to give in. Continue to feign sleep|stall2]].
<<elseif $ignores == 6>>Enough.
<<set $ignores +=1>>
[[Stop ignoring him, open your eyes and sit up|continue]].
[[Refuse to give in. Continue to feign sleep|stall2]].
<<elseif $ignores == 7>>I said enough.
<<set $ignores +=1>>
[[Stop ignoring him, open your eyes and sit up|continue]].
[[Refuse to give in. Continue to feign sleep|stall2]].
<<elseif $ignores == 8>>I SAID ENOUGH.
<<set $ignores +=1>>
[[Stop ignoring him, open your eyes and sit up|continue]].
[[Refuse to give in. Continue to feign sleep|stall2]].
<<elseif $ignores == 9>>You piece of shit, they're nearly here. Now cut it out, this is your last chance!
<<set $ignores +=1>>
[[Stop ignoring him, open your eyes and sit up|continue]].
[[Refuse to give in. Continue to feign sleep|stall2]].
<<elseif $ignores == 10>>
Oh my god, they're here. They're here! Why are you doing this to me? [[WHY|save]]?!
<<endif>>
Fuck, we're out of time! Please, please, for the love of god don't [[attack]] anyone. PLEASE don't [[attack]] them. You need to listen to me, please, do not [[attack]] any of them. I don't care what they say to you, just keep your focus and don't [[attack]]. Don't [[attack]]. Don't [[attack]]. Don't [[attack]]. Don't [[attack]].Oh, you're so predictable! Stop scowling. What better way to get your attention than to mention that dear lady? Really, I just know you so well. Come on, let's [[get to it|continue]].When they get here, you need to act like you're not completely out of your goddamn mind. That's all! I'm not even asking a lot of you, am I? Just behave like a normal human being. I'm sure you [[remember]] how to do that.Mmmm, yes.
Back before she brought you here.
I know, I know; it feels so very far away now. But you need to look forward now. Keep y-
Oh for fuck's sake, take your goddamn toes out of your mouth would you? My well-being depends on you acting sane and so far even I'm not convinced.
[[Wonder what will happen if you don't fool them]].
[[Slowly slide your toes back into your mouth|hide]].
[[Pull the bedsheets back over your face|hide]].You know very well what will happen! We've just barely recovered from the consequences of your last ridiculous outburst. Honestly, if they keep pumping you up with those drugs you'll turn into a vegetable. I mean it. [[We can't let that happen again]].Oh, you're like a fucking child! Do you want to be stuck here forever, is that it? Huh? Do you enjoy being treated a like retarded toddler? Because as far as I can remember, that's the very reason you butchered that poor woman in the first place.
[[Point out that 'butcher' is a very strong word]].
[[Request that that particular incident not be mentioned again]].Oh? What would you call it then? Because frankly I'm impressed by the amount of damage you inflicted with just one shoelace and a plastic fork, but that's besides the point. I think we can both agree that getting out of here is in our best interests, yes?
[[Yes]].Frankly, I'm impressed by the amount of damage you inflicted with just one shoelace and a plastic fork, but that's besides the point. We can forget about that for now if you like. I think we can both agree that getting out of here is in our best interests, yes?
[[Yes]].Right. And in order to do that, you need to listen to me. They have to believe that you're in your right mind again.
[[Wonder what will happen if you don't fool them]].We won't. If [[you]] turn into a vegetable, that'll be the end of me and really that's just not fair at all! How much have I done for [[you]]? All I've ever done has been for [[you]] and [[you]] alone. Don't [[you]] think it's about time [[you]] helped me back?
[[Nod. It's only fair, after all]].//Strangely, you feel yourself leaving your body just at the moment that you reach for the lamp on your bedside table. You watch yourself swing it with a feral power that has only one outcome. The psychiatrist scrambles backwards, pushing the nurse between the two of you in a frenzied attempt at self-preservation. Red sprays and squirts cloud your vision as you consider that there really is no getting out of this one. The savagery has seized you.
At least, at last, for once, the voice in your head has been silenced.//Fabulous. I can hear them coming already. Time is short.
Remember to [[maintain eye contact]]No no no, I can SEE your mind wandering away! Please stop [[thinking about yourself]] for just once! You're the one that got us into this fucking mess in the first place and you WILL be the one to get us out of it! Make no mistake, I made your existence excruciating once already and I will do it again.
[[Fold back into yourself, the very image of an apology|Nod. It's only fair, after all]].Fabulous. I can hear them coming already. Time is short.
Remember to maintain eye contact when you're talking to them. [[Keep your arms crossed]]Fabulous. I can hear them coming already. Time is short.
Remember to maintain eye contact when you're talking to them. Keep your arms crossed over your body so that you don't accidentally attack them. [[Smile]]Fabulous. I can hear them coming already. Time is short.
Remember to maintain eye contact when you're talking to them. Keep your arms crossed over your body so that you don't accidentally attack them. Smile only when appropriate and - now here's the [[important part]]Fabulous. I can hear them coming already. Time is short.
Remember to maintain eye contact when you're talking to them. Keep your arms crossed over your body so that you don't accidentally attack them. Smile only when appropriate and - now here's the important part - [[don't mention me]].<<if $repeat is 0>>
You got that? [[Repeat|Nod. It's only fair, after all]] back what I just said.
<<set $repeat to 1>>
<<else>>Excellent. I even almost trust you again.
Alright, here they come. Keep it together. It's all up to you now.
Ugh, he really needs to do something about that haircut. Does he actually think she's into that ridiculous bun perched on his head? It looks like bird. A small, fat bird gently resting on his oversized head.
[[Stop staring]].
<<endif>>Listen, they're going to be here shortly. [[Focus]].Listen, they're going to be here shortly. Focus. I can save the both of us but you need to [[work with me here|Nod. It's only fair, after all]]. [[WORK WITH ME|Nod. It's only fair, after all]]. Please.
Otherwise we're [[doomed|save]].Good. Someone should tell the man that she only acts that way because he's so unbelievably rich. Rich because of people like you and the loved ones who think there's a fucking chance that he can cure you if they dump all of their life savings into his plump lap. Cure you! The nerve of it.
Well go on then, don't just lie there slack-jawed! Answer the goddamn question! Are you even paying attention?
[[Ask the doctor to repeat the question]].
[[Ask the nurse to repeat the doctor's question]].
[[Say nothing|weird]].
[[Maintain eye contact|weird]].
[[Cross your arms|weird]].
[[Smile|weird]].
[[Mention the voice in your head|voice]].
[[Attack]].Look, it's not a difficult question. Just tell the man that you're happy or you feel good or some other sane, positive emotion.
[[Tell him that you're happy|happy]].
[[Tell him that you feel good|happy]].
[[Say nothing|weird]].
[[Maintain eye contact|weird]].
[[Cross your arms|weird]].
[[Smile|weird]].
[[Mention the voice in your head|voice]].
[[Attack]].Ok, that's weird. Don't do that again. Talk to the man directly for fuck's sake, you've done it before! Just tell him that you're happy or you feel good or some other sane, positive emotion.
[[Tell him that you're happy|happy]].
[[Tell him that you feel good|happy]].
[[Say nothing|weird]].
[[Maintain eye contact|weird]].
[[Cross your arms|weird]].
[[Smile|weird]].
[[Mention the voice in your head|voice]].
[[Attack]].Hey, no, stop that immediately. I'm not joking. I can see that thought forming slowly in your twisted little mind. You don't get a second chance here, this is it. They'll kill you. KILL you! And that means me at the same time, ok, so please stop being so fucking selfish, alright? Ok? No more of that.
Please.
[[Attack|attack]].
[[Maintain eye contact. Cross your arms. Smile.|inappropriate]].Oh my God, they think you're crazy. Look, ok, maybe I should have been a little more specific in my instructions, that's on me. And I'm really just so proud of you for following through there so thoroughly. But you still need to answer their questions properly, ok?
Just tell them you're feeling alright but that you slept badly, or that you're just really tired, or you haven't eaten enough today or something like that, ok? That's all you need to do.
[[Tell them you're feeling alright but you slept badly|tired]].
[[Tell them you're feeling alright but you're just really tired|tired]].
[[Tell them you're feeling alright but you haven't eaten enough today|tired]].
[[Say nothing|weird2]].
[[Maintain eye contact|weird2]].
[[Cross your arms|weird2]].
[[Smile|weird2]].
[[Mention the voice in your head|voice]].
[[Attack]].
No, NO! Did you not listen to what I fucking said? Do NOT mention me. I literally said that! You fucking said it back to me! What the fuck is wrong with you??
Ok wait, we can salvage this. Just laugh and say you were kidding and that maybe it was a little inappropriate, something nonchalant like that, ok? Do that for me, please.
[[Laugh and say you were kidding and that maybe it was a little inappropriate|inappropriate]].
[[Persist in telling the doctor about the voice in your head|persist]].
[[Attack]].Ok, they're looking at you a little strangely but I think we pulled it off. Great job!
Oh, hold on.
They're not leaving.
Ok, this is fine. Don't panic, just... Just wish them a good afternoon or something. Keep it together now. We're nearly there. Concentrate. No second chances.
[[Wish them a good afternoon|goodoption]].
[[Attack|attack]].Fuck I hate you.
I HATE you, you are NOTHING without me, do you hear me? Absolutely fucking nothing, just a worthless waste of carbon destined for mediocrity and obscurity! You will fucking rot in this place, I will make your life [[HELL]]!Perfect, beautiful. Marvellous work. You're a complete natural, just astounding.
We are SO nearly there, I just know it. See? They think you're looking better! It's working!
[[Say thank you|goodoption]].
[[Say nothing|weird]].
[[Maintain eye contact|weird]].
[[Cross your arms|weird]].
[[Smile|goodoption]].
[[Mention the voice in your head|voice]].
[[Attack]].//The voice's fevered screeching abruptly squeezes into the form of a high-pitched whine, not unlike a mosquito. Your gaze dawdles down to your arm, the source of a sharp pinch and the overwhelming feeling of being a weighted cloud. That makes sense. Somehow. You're certain of it.
A slow blink. Your eyelids massage your eyeballs. You like how it feels.
The needle is pulled from your arm, leaving wisps of purple foaming smoke trailing through the air. The corners of your mouth slide down through your cheeks into a beautiful, gaping grin. The nurse looks magnificent with those wings; when did she grow them? They suit her. You want to tell her so.
Eyelids sludge over eyeballs. Peace sleep now.//Oh, look at you behaving normally in social situations! I could just kiss you right now! See how pleased they look? Can you see it? Trust me, ok, they're just thrilled with your progress.
There they go, onto the next lunatic. This is fantastic. Maybe they won't let you out right now, alright, but we're one step closer to getting out!
Ok, we're done for today. You just sit here now, ok? We're finished. You don't need to do anything else. A job well done. Tomorrow we can talk again and go from there, but you rest now. This is the end.
[[Attack|attack]].Great job! You are reasonably competent after all.
Oh, how sweet of them. Go on, say thank you or something. It's not like they have to wish you well after all. It's a big effort on their part!
[[Say thank you|goodoption]].
[[Say nothing|inappropriate]].
[[Maintain eye contact|inappropriate]].
[[Cross your arms|inappropriate]].
[[Smile|goodoption]].
[[Mention the voice in your head|voice]].
[[Attack]].You fucking idiot! You've ruined it all, you've completely ruined it!
I hate you. I HATE you! You are NOTHING without me, do you hear me? Absolutely fucking nothing, just a worthless waste of carbon destined for mediocrity and obscurity! You will fucking rot in this place, I will make your life [[HELL]]!