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[[a creipe]] [[a furMulier]] [[a demonfuck]]

Mater ails 2 cups bitter 1 ratkhaos knot, julienned 2 heap (soft or skew) 5 1213 spider eggs fit to burst a pinch (!!!) a red mark a splash, that fishy savor-- a cauldron and absolutely nothing else can be in the room. Brood for four hours. When the eggs start pipping, perk up and list instead of swirling everything together. Each newly born spider has at least ten thousand dozen likes and unlikes a piece. When it all sounds more or less, kick the cauldron repeatedly. You don't have to break a toe, but if you do you can rest assured. Tear 1 heaps up and feed it to [[the by now riotous chimelike spiders]]. This last part is an honest bitch because you have to hold aloft the other 1 heaps the whole time or else the spiders s will gorge themselves too soon and turn to slugabeds and that's no good. If you can keep it balanced on your head, that's recommended. Scatter the ratkhaos knot to the winds. There should be no winds in this room, so it should fall in a clump on the floor. If it scatters, scatter. If not, give the clump a splash pinch, 5 and 3 cups bitter in that very order. Don't get inventive now. The agittted spiders will be as far from that steamy mess as possible. Now! Dump the last 1 heaps on top of it. Torn between desire and disgust, the spiders meet Aunty Fate: forming a vortex that arcs to your long-lost lathe. [[B<<<|lets go]]

why whywhy did you turn yr kitty into a lady?! as you recall you were v. baked & rewatched Mary Popper & got to the part where the alleycat who's been shadowing the hapless protag, morphs into Halle Berry & snatches Mary from peril & rooftop chase & they escape & then makeout for 22 min & so you thought "Hey" fussypants could've been Halle Berry this Whole Time & you wouldn't'vever known only one 1 way to fibd out, right?. you took her fav pillow & imbued it with anthromorphisms new & aged eg A Tale where a manboy fools a tree into giving him a roost cuz she's sure they're gonna bang but they never do!! or eg A Drawing where a doe-eared anima gal embodies the jouissance of riding an elevated rail system at 4 in the gdmn morning also eg A Mitten where an owl is knit into it & this silly ol bird represents no one thing but you spent a night rubbbng but ok so yr puss is her own woman now great boots & everything good going what do you do? [[makeout]] / [[smother her with the pillow]]

His Most Unholy Lord RazorCock: aaaaaaaaaaaa demonfuck so last Thursday, Lord RazorCock -- we're pals, I call him Raz, Razzy, "My Man/Guy/Dude/Gentle Sir," or often just Cock so last Thursday, Razzy hits me up with like the usual emojis: fire, demon smiling, woman bowing, knife, knife, skull and yah I'm down? emojis: kissy face, sparkle, tear drenched face, dizzy star, soon arrow, raised hands (mind, still hadn't scabbed over from the last but like My Guy doesn't drop into town all that often, so) and so in a hot minute he's on me like he's glued like like a bazillion glitt'ry stars to my [[fizzzing]] thighs like not letting up everso slightly he is gone off OFFAL RUFFED FFED Razmataz is his is a plaint isf farfar farfarfar a par a ps [[B<<<|lets go]]

she starts to take off her boots but. you're like: "ahhhhh ok i realize having boots is new maybe even unsettling but bboots are good in fact? not saying you can't eschew them just give em a chance" & then you reach to rub her neck & realize the pre-established dynamic here makes everything real real tenuous no so don't and so you don't and you two have a time of it as you should you [[B<<<|lets go]]

she will not go quite she does die sure bbut what you wanted was relief and bbbbuddy that is not in the cards what you get is glipsm which is to say O O OO O O OOs O OO Oe OOOO ) OOeeO )O )OO OO O)))she OO O OO [[B<<<|lets go]]

fizzz is a prizm in that it can't be collated w/o misssing almost alll but anyway I'II WRIME YOU ASASONG AS IN SOPMETHING WIHT REASON WITHIN REREASSON it goes a little something like this "i'll write you a song and it will be nature itself its own image its [[b<<<|a demonfuck]]"

blless them they are the once punkish now unverifiable whorls wringing in the wnd [[b<<<|a creipe]]