This Isn't About You

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This isn't about you. It's about someone, someone you've seen. Tell me about them. [["Ok..."]]

Ok. So, this person. Are they real or fiction? That's kinda an important thing to know, don't cha' think. [["Real for sure"]] [["Sadly fictional..."]]

Ok, so mediium hair. Hard to work with but I'll manage. Alrighty now, do they have hair on their face? [["Yeah.."]] [["Not really."]]

Short hair! Oh lovely! Gotta love shorter haircuts. At least, I do. But with potentially that little hair on the head, is there hair on the face? [["Yeah, there's face hair."]] [["Nope, no facial hair."]]

Real you say? Cool, cool. Well, now tell me more about them. Human or not? [["A human person, duh."]] [["...Not human."]]

Is this fictional character an oc of yours or from a show/book/movie/something not of your own creation? [["It's... an oc."]] [["It's from something else."]]

So they're human, that's good to know. What's their hair like? [["Long... or long ish I guess."]] [["Kinda medium, ya' know? Not long, not short."]] [["Short. Like, short-ish."]] [["Hair? What hair?"]]

So... like an animal or something? [["An animal."]] [["An 'or something.'"]]

Long hair, huh. I'd ask about wavy, curly, straight; updos and hairdos, but that's just getting a tad complicated. If it's long, I know enough. But is there facial hair? [["Yeah."]] [["What? No."]]

Do they wear yellow and/or orange? [["THEY DO."]] [["I mean sometimes."]]

Well, hair on the fact then. At least, enough to deserve a //'yeah'// from my question. I could also get into hair color, but with dyes, that question can lead to too many options. So I'll skip over that. Eyes. Let me ask about their eyes. Not eye shape, but color. Just color. Colors like (color: #FFBF00)[Amber] and (color: #3f3404)[Hazel] will fall under (color: #332a1c)[Brown], and (color: #D3D3D3)[Grey] will fall in with (color: blue)[Blue]. Soooo.... Blue, Brown, Green? [["Plain ol' brown."]] [["Blue, blue, blue."]] [["Lucky green!"]]

No hair on the face. At least not of the notable sort. I could also get into hair color, but with dyes, that question can lead to too many options. So I'll skip over that. Eyes. Let me ask about their eyes. Not eye shape, but color. Just color. Colors like (color: #FFBF00)[Amber] and (color: #3f3404)[Hazel] will fall under (color: #332a1c)[Brown], and (color: #D3D3D3)[Grey] will fall in with (color: blue)[Blue]. Soooo.... Blue, Brown, Green? [["Brown like dirt."]] [["BLUE."]] [["Green like leaves."]]

Plain? Well, if that's how you see brown, ok. To recap: They are real, they are human, they have long hair and they do have facial hair, and brown eyes. They sound like a lovely person. But now for the kicker, do you know them? [["OF COURSE I ACTUALLY KNOW THEM!"]] [["noooo..."]]

okokok, they're blue, I get it. Blue eyes. Did you know it's a genetic mutation that leads to blue eyes? and to recap: They are real, they are human, they have long hair and they do have facial hair, and blue eyes. All in all, they sound like a cool person! Now, here's a question, do you actually know them? [["Yeah I do."]] [["Nope."]]

WOOHOO LUCKY GREEN. Ain't gonna get pinched on that one holiday I forget the name of. Anway, to recap: They are real, they are human, they have long hair and they do have facial hair, and green eyes. With them sounding this cool, I doubt that you ACTUALLY know them. So, do you? [["That I do!"]] [["Nah, I don't."]]

Oh? Cool. I didn't actually think you would know them. The next question is a bit odd, so I'll just ask and let you skip if you want. But why you'd bother skipping, you've told me this much. Can you see them? Like right now? Are they there? Are they in the house? [["...Yeah."]] [["nope."]] [["..."]]

Huh. So how are you describing them? Is this a random person you saw one time or someone famous? [["Just a random human person."]] [["Famous."]]

Sorry if that was creepy or something. Anyway, off to a different subject. They seem like a cool person. They will make a great protagonist. Let's [[Start]] the story now.

You can't see them right now? Well, that's good to know. I wonder where they might be. If I asked where they were, would you tell me? [["NO."]] [["I guess I would? Is that you asking?"]]

Understandable. But I mean, you felt free to share all this other info with me? Why not this? What, like I'm going to find them in real life. Rude. If you don't trust me enough for that, or for a real answer, I don't wanna tell you anything. Just skip to the [[end]] then.

Rude. But totally understandable. Anyway. They sound like a cool person. Would love to meet them. Let's get the story going though, I want to [[Start]] telling it.

Ah, well no. But I wasn't going to. Cause that is just... well even creepier then me asking if you can see them. Let's just [[Start]] the story, they'll make a great protag.

They are real, they are human, they have long hair and they do have facial hair, and brown eyes. You actually know them. You do not want to share their location.

So you don't actually know anything about their personality? Way to detach them from this little thing about them. Let's [[Start]] again. Unless you want to [[continue]] with what little is left with someone you don't actually know.

OOOOOOOOOOOO FAMOUS?? SO COOL if only you actually knew them... I don't need you anymore, just [[google]]

There actually isn't much more I can ask you, since you most likely only saw them once or twice. So I guess this here is the [[End]]

They are real, they are human, they have long hair and they do have facial hair, and brown eyes. You don't know them and they are a total stranger to you.

Hey google, look up a celebrity or famous person that has long hair and facial hair, and brown eyes.

Sweet. Always cool to know someone this cool sounding. The next question is a bit personal, but answer truthfully, ok. Can you see them? Like right now? Are they there? Are they in the house? [["No. They aren't."]] [["Yeah, they're here."]] [["...."]]

Wait, so you described a complete stranger??? OR IS IT SOMEONE FAMOUS???? [["A stranger, keep your pants on ok?"]] [["Famous as heck."]]

Drat. I was going to ask to see them. Let's [[Start]] the story about them without them. Ok? [[ok]]

I'd wave, but that wouldn't really do anything, would it now. Anywho, let's get this [[Start]]ed. I want to share this story about them. Now that I know who I'm talkin' about.

So you'll tell me everything else? But not this? [["Pretty much."]] [["I guess you have a point... I'll tell you"]] [["....."]]

Ok. .... ...... why are you still here? Do you want a recap? They are real, they are human, they have long hair and they do have facial hair, and blue eyes. They are not in the same building as you.

Reasonable... I guess. A bit irritating, but reasonable. Let's just get this over with. Let's [[Start]].

Great. Everybody look! This fella' is describing to me a person but won't tell me where they are. Only good people get a story. Usually I can tell when a person is lying or going to withhold information. This isn't the case here apparently. let's [[Start]] again. maybe you'll do better.

So, why don't we [[Start]] over. Just to be sure you've told me the truth.

So you actually know them, but can you see them? Are they in the same building as you? Would you be able to walk up to them? Are they nearby? [["Um... Yes."]] [["Um... No."]]

Shoot.

RUDE I WAS JUST EXCITED OK? Anyway, I can work with a stranger. Now, here's how the story will [[Start]]...

SHOOT. I NEED TO GO TO [[GOOGLE]]

Hey google, look up a celebrity or famous person that has long hair and facial hair, and blue eyes.

Oh good. Good to know. Any idea when they'll leave? It'll be more fun when they're gone.

Oh good. Good to know. Any idea how long they'll stay gone? I want to know cause this story might run long. And they really shouldn't hear it.

Like dirt? I mean ok. Dirt is cool. To recap, they are real, they are human, they have long hair and they do not have facial hair, and brown eyes. After that lovely comparison, would you admit to knowing this person? [["of course I would."]] [["I would not admit to it."]]

Blue eyes are good. I like blue. Blue. To give a recap, they are real, they are human, they have long hair and they do not have facial hair, and blue eyes. But hey, do you actually know this person? [["Yes, yes I do."]] [["I do not."]]

oooo, leaves. Leaves can be more then green though, so I call you out on that. But I'll also roll with it. Lets do a recap, they are real, they are human, they have long hair and they do not have facial hair, and green eyes. Do you actually know the person with the leaf eyes? [["You doubt me?"]] [["noo..."]]

Of course you would. You would love to know someone who is so lovely. Someone with long lovely hair and pretty brown eyes. I bet you're lying. try again. go back to [[Start]] Unless you do... In that case, where are they? Tell me? [["How about I don't?"]] [["Here."]]

//Ohreally// You do that over there.

Well then There's that.

OH. Well. How close? [["How close?"]]

Like, are they in the house? With you? Cool. How close? [["How... close?"]]

As close as I am.

That question must have seemed odd, sorry about that. But hey, sometimes weird questions have to be asked. This one might be weirder. Can you see them? Are they nearby? Can you talk to them? (color: #232222)[youshouldtalktothem youreallyshould Youshouldtalktome please please please please //please// help me]

The story will still work even if you don't know them! So you describing a total stranger or like a famous person? [["Total stranger."]] [["Famous maybe."]]

But everyone is a stranger. Do you really know anyone? The answer is you don't. The person is real and human. They have long hair and blue eyes. They are unknown to you.

Hey [[Goo-]]

-gle. Look up Famous person with Long hair and blue eyes. Oh heck. that's too many.

I mean, obviously. But I'll take your word this time. Let's [[start]] the story now...

You're safe then. ... ...... maybe this was about you.

A person with long hair walked through the house, going to the kitchen and getting a snack. The fridge had plenty of food in it. Cold pizza, frozen icecream, freeze dried [[█████]], and several other tasty snacks. Green eyes glint as they take the [[█████]], heating it in the microwave and digging in.

Well, hair on the face then. At least, enough to deserve a //'yeah'// from my question. I could also get into hair color, but with dyes, that question can lead to too many options. So I'll skip over that. And I don't skip over things lightly. Eyes. Let me ask about their eyes. Not eye shape, but color. Just color. Colors like (color: #FFBF00)[Amber] and (color: #3f3404)[Hazel] will fall under (color: #332a1c)[Brown], and (color: #D3D3D3)[Grey] will fall in with (color: blue)[Blue]. So what is it? Brown, blue, green? [["Brown...ish?"]] [["Blue-ish"]] [["Kinda green."]]

Not much hair on the face, huh. Cause everyone has at least a little, and that's not even counting the eyebrows and eyelashes. But I need continue on, Eyes. Let me ask about their eyes. Not eye shape, but color. Just color. But like, only the basic eye colors. Blue, brown, and green. [["Blue."]] [["Brown."]] [["Green."]]

Ish? Ish? Brown-ish? Ish? [["Yeah, ish."]]

Blue ya' say? Blue's a nice colour. To give a recap, they are real, they are human, they have medium length hair and they have facial hair, and blue eyes. But here's a kicker of a question, do you actually know this person? [["Of course I do."]] [["Of course I do not."]]

Green? That's rare. So I don't believe you.

Well, ok, brown-ish. Brown ish is cool and ok. Do you actually know this person or are they a stranger to you? [["I actually know them."]] [["They are a stranger."]]

Really? You actually do? Sweet. But there's the next question. Where are they? Are they in the house? are they close by? [["Um no."]] [["Sure they are."]]

Well, even so, I can tell you a story about them. So let [[Story Time]] commence.

Well, if they aren't nearby then where are they? [["Out and about prob."]]

Cool, feel free to let them in on the story about them. [[Story Time]]

That makes sense. I can do the story about this person while they aren't around. [[Story Time]]

It was a simple and cold morning for the person. Sitting up in bed, they pulled the blanket up over their shoulders as they got out of bed. Shufflings away from the safe warmth and going to the kitchen. They scratch at their face, feeling the hair that was there and keeping their face nice and warm. They open up the fridge and grab a thing of milk they put it in a cup and put it in the microwave. While the milk was heating up, they get hot cocoa powder. They make themselves some hot chocolate, and return to bed.

Introduce us. [["no.."]] [["Sure."]]

Well, we can still [[Start]] the story even if they are total strangers!

[[[Then I'll just... introduce myself.]]]

Oh happy day, let's set up a date so I can meet them, they sound like such a cool person.

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Blue. Blue eyes are good. I like blue. Blue. To give a recap, they are real, they are human, they have medium length hair and they do not have facial hair, and blue eyes. But hey, do you actually know this person? [["I would think so."]] [["Why would I describe a stranger?"]]

I like brown eyes. They make me think of nice people and sticks. And now a recap, they are real and human; they have medium length hair and brown eyes. but hey? do you actually know this person? [["yeah I do."]] [["Nope, I don't."]]

Green eyes are soooo cool. Now, to recap things. They are real and human; they have medium length hair and green eyes. I wonder if they act impish. Green-eyed characters in stories often act like fairies or imps. [["They act like a normal person."]] [["Ya know, they do act a bit puckish."]] [["wot?"]]

That's an interesting way to put it. You //think// you know them? With that, do you //think// you know where they are? Are they in the house? Are they there? Like right now? Can you see them? [["Yeah"]] [["I don't really want to answer that...?"]]

idk Why would I know why you were describing a stranger? People often describe famous people or... IS IT SOMEONE FAMOUS??? [["Heck yeah."]] [["Heck nah."]]

So you know where this person is. hmm...

But why wouldn't you? [["Cause it's a creepy question."]]

Maybe you're just looking at the question wrong. I mean, you didn't think it creepy that I was asking about their hair or their eyes. Just tell me [["No. I won't."]] [["fine."]]

You should reconsider [["I will not."]]

You caved easily! Don't worry, I'm not going to do anything with this info. Let's just [[Start]] the story!

But I think they want you to. Isn't that right, //███████//? [[["It is."]]]

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Well, even if you don't know them, they'll still make a great protag. Let's [[Start]]

Ah. So why are you describing a stranger to me? Creepy.

Good, they sound like a lovely person. You are lucky to know them. But hey, if you're able to answer, are they in the building at all? [["Pardon?"]] [["They are, why do you ask?"]]

I was just asking, yeesh. with an attitude like that, just skip to [[The end]]

Cause I'm just asking a whole bonch of questions that are seemingly meaningless. You can't get weirded out by me being curious. Anyway, where are they? [["what?"]]

Hey, this are just questions. Every question is just a game, ya know? Listen, i'm not going to go and bother this person, ya know? Please trust me in this, k. let's go back to the [[Start]]

I asked where they are? Do you know? I wanted to use where they were as the setting of the story we were going to tell about them. Let's just [[Start]] over.

They better be. Cause other wise you lied to me. You wouldn't want to have lied to me. [["...why?"]]

This better be a [[joke]]. Cause I don't like **//liars//**

Like... in fairy tales and stuff. Green eyes usually mean they are some sort of changeling. Like ✨✨✨ Magic.

I don't like liars.

Why are men going bald at an older age these days? Because they're wearing their hair longer.

Well, hair on the fact then. At least, enough to deserve a //'yeah'// from my question. I could ask for hair style and color but oh heck does that make things way to complicated. So I'll just ask for their eye color. Only the basic ones now. Green, blue, or brown? [["Good ol' green."]] [["Blue for sure."]] [["brown, ya' know brown."]]

Like, none at all?!?!?! LIKE NONE???? [["None?"]]

Good ol' green. Green is one of the rarest eye colors! So this person is very lucky! They must be a good person to be around. To recap their appearance, they are real and very human; short length hair along with hair on the face, and their eyes are green. That sound about right? [["It sounds about right, yeah."]]

Blue is good. Like I've said before, I'm not going to go into the different shades of of blue, which can go from really dark to almost light gray. So, ya know this fella? [["Nope-sir-ree."]] [["maaaaaaaybeeeeeeeee."]]

Ooo, I do know brown. Brown is brown. This question might be a bit weird, but do you actually know them? Don't answer that. [["....?????"]]

oh good, glad I didn't forget anything. **That** would have been embarrassing. Ya' know what else would be embarrassing? Not knowing this person. Do you know them? [["Of Course I know Them!"]] [["I do not know them."]]

Hey, hey now. No need to sound all defensive. How was I suppose to know you were describing someone you knew. A lot of people night describe someone famous. Is this like an 'in real live' knowing or an internet thing? [["I see them in person."]] [["It's an internet thing."]]

Well why not?

Still cool. And to follow that up. Are they in the house? Can you see them? [["If I wanted to."]] [["I don't think so."]]

OOoooo. That makes sense. I don't have any more questions, //thank you.//

Keep an eye on them in the times to come. Just a good idea. Anywhos let's [[Start]]

oh. You might want to try and find them. [["Why should I find them?]]

Cause it's a good idea.

[[﴾⸟ᨎ⸟﴿]]

Oh thank goodness, that last person who I asked this stuff didn't know //any//body. So now that I know that you know. Let's [[Start]]

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Good, you didn't answer. I was testing you! You did great! Please pass [[Start]] and collect two hundred

None. How can someone have no hair on their face at all. DO THEYHAVE EYEBROWS????? [["Of course, silly."]] [["I said no hair on the face."]]

Oh thank the higher-beings-if-any. People without eyebrows frighten me... After a scare like that, I need a break. Want a break? [["Yeah I do." -> https://www.kitkat.com/]]

I refuse to continue this with such a person.

kitkat (open-url: "https://www.kitkat.com/") "#notsponsored"

FREAKIN' NO WAY LIKE ALL THE TIME??? [["ALL THE TIME."]]

failures

Ok, enough of that. Do they have hair on their face? [["Some, I suppose."]] [["shiny dome, shiny face."]]

Ok then. Ok. So, from hair... ish stuff to EYEBALLS. THE SQUISHY SIGHT SPHERES. WHAT ARE THE COLORS??? 332a1c, 255ab8, or 3e8e2f [["??????????"]] [["#332a1c"]] [["#255ab8"]] [["#3e8e2f"]]

Are you sure they ain't pokemon? with them being a shiny and all?

Finally, an honest person. Those were hex code colour things. Ignore them. But now tell me. Is this person of yours around? [["They're around."]] [["They are not around."]] [["I don't even know them???"]]

You have no idea what this is do you?

Sweeeeeeeeet. Okokok, so let's start a story about this funky lil' bald person. [["funky lil' bald person..."]]

Well. You might want to check on your food later. Make sure it isn't stolen. I don't trust the person you've described.

oh... .... oh...... failure.

Once up on a wall, there sat a bald person who wore yellow and/or orange. They ate all my sandwichs. u meanie. This is about you. You cruel lil' bald person with the face hair.

*sigh* Ok, so... is this a pet animal or not? And when I say 'pet,' I mean the classic few. So like, cat, dog, bird, small fish? [["Pet."]] [["Not pets."]]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN AN "OR SOMETHING?" WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? We are talking about real living things. is it a plant? [["Yes, a plant."]] [["A f-ing Tardigrade."]] [["You?"]]

cat, dog, bird, or small fish? [["Cat."]] [["Dog."]] [["Bird."]] [["Fish."]]

oh holy gosh. Then what kind of freakin' animal is it? There are like, a bajillion. [["It's an insect/bug/arachnid."]] [["It's not a 'pet' that's for sure."]] [[¯\_(ツ)_/¯]]

Is it your cat? [["It's my cat."]] [["It's not mine."]]

Awwwwh~ Dogs are so freakin' cute. I love them already. Tell me everything. Wait let me get the popcorn. [["..." -> welp]]

bird poop nothing here yet other than bird poop ^^**//I swear I like birds but birds don't like me so can we not talk about birds? I feel like birds will come for me and hate me more if I talk about the birds. I really shouldn't talk about birds. Maybe we could talk about a different animal? I think you'd like a different animal better? Don't you? I really think you would. It would be so easy just to go back a few steps and pick anything other than birds. Like Dog I like dogs and dogs like me. Cats too. But they don't like me as much as fish. NOW fish are things you can trust. But birds? Birds eat fingers. Like horses do.//**^^

Fish. The most trustworthy of creatures. They bless us by staying in the water. Fresh or Salt? [["Fresh water."]] [["Salt."]]

YOU HAVE A CAT CAN I PET? PET PLS? ME PET YOUR CAT? PLESSE??? [["Um, no, you can't."]] [["How would you even..?"]] [["YES YOU CAN PET CAT." ->"YOU CAN PET CAT"]]

Mine now. That's the story. It's my cat now.

RUDE YOU MEANIE NO MORE TALKING FOR YOU.

#THOUGH THE POWER OF LOVE NOW LET ME PET CAT [["YOU CAN PET CAT"]]

*silence* I'm obviously busy petting the cat now. Shoo.

[["I'm waiting for you to get back?"]]

Sorry it's gotta pop. Let's just [[Start]], while I pop this.

Gold Fish Bloodfin Tetras White Cloud Danios Black Molly Black Skirt Tetra Kuhli Loach Platies Swordtails Betta If it's not any of those I have no idea what you're talking about.

Damselfish, including Chromis. These fish are often suggested as the best beginner fish for a marine tank. Mollies. These freshwater fish can be acclimated to a marine tank and be used to break the tank in. Clownfish Blennies, Gobies Cardinalfish Hawkfish Firefish Basslets Grammas I know about these ones. I don't know about other ones.

I don't even want to go there. But sure. Let's wander down this path. insects or arachnid? [["Insect."]] [["Arachnid."]] [["Other."]]

So you are describing to me, a wild beast? [["Wild thingy yes."]]

I really hate you now. What the freakin' hell does this even mean? [[¯\_(ツ)_/¯ -> pls stop]]

Ok, that narrows it down to... there is still to freakin many [[I'm out.]]

spider or scorpion? [["Spider, duh."]] [["Scorpion."]]

What else could there be. [["Crab."]] [["SLIME."]]

Look, There are to many bugs with to many features that I can't think of. Can I just tell you a story about a fly? [["NO. Tell me a good story."]] [["Sure, tell me the fly story."]]

Sure... [[Once upon a time... -> it's the fly story you jackass]]

Bless you... [[Ok, so here's the story... -> it's the fly story you jackass]]

The fly buzzes around te room. It is stuck. It does not know how it go here. But it prays the giant will not notice it. But alas, there is no higher power looking out for that fly today.

I don't know what to ask after this. So here's a story about a spider. [[Story about a spider]]

I didn't actually think you'd go this route, so I didn't have anything planned... Sorry. Re[[Start]]

Webs and hungry hungry so hungry but the glitter of web is better then the ruined web of food so i keep the web glittery and starve.

Ya'know, if I had thought of crab, I'd have done something for it. But here we are. 🦀🦀🦀🦀

Oh, like snails and slugs right? So which is it? [["Snails."]] [["Slugs."]] [["SLIME." -> slime]]

🐌

I only have snail emojis forgive me.

Slime...? [["Slime."]]

hahaha, ok.... slime... what sort of thing is slime? [["SLIME." -> guess who's getting freaked out now, punk?]]

Ok... you.... didn't answer the question- [["SLIME." -> hahahahahahahahahahahaha]]

Can... yo- [["SLIME." -> slime]]

Screw that. It's a wolf. happy? 🐺

You aren't even saying anything. So just go away.

A plant. are you kidding me. A plant. There I could ask leaf types but I don't know those? Can you just.. I wasn't ready for you to try being "clever." PLANTS AREn'T HELD TO THE SAME STANDARDS OF ALIVE

I... had to google that one. And please, don't cuss. Ok so um... [[Once upon a day...]]

idk, watch this instead (open-url: "https://youtu.be/cjV2WP0wkvo")

Huh? Me? Alive? Sure. I don't have a story.

UM Does... it fit in with an already set world or is that your own creation too? [["It's for a thing."]] [["It's an original world too."]]

To many options. I'm out. [["..." ->Start]]

To many worlds and sub fandoms for me to get this right. But is it for the base world or specifically an au? [["Base world."]] [["AU."]]

at this point, Just put the character here [[a tumblr page]]

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