🚩 start
START
☕ variables.wins = 0;

🚩 set1-text
joey 🗨 "here we are"
☕ post('img1', 'img', { type: 'img', message: 'joey' })
joey 🗨 "the digsite of my latest adventure..."
joey 🗨 "the theoried birthplace of modern language..."
joey 🗨 "the legendary cradle of speech..."
joey 🗨 "The Inverted Tower of lebaB!"

🎶 journey
🎮 game_slide intro 4000
☕ post('img2', 'img', { type: 'img', message: 'deedee' })
DD 🗨 "PROCESSING..."
DD 🗨 "MY RECORDS INDICATE THAT IS FRENCH FOR 'THE BAB', JOEY"
joey 🗨 "thanks robo-deedee"
joey 🗨 "with your super computer brain and my unique brand of excavation microgames, nothing can stand in our way!"
joey 🗨 "we'll get to the top (bottom) of this inverted tower in no time"
DD 🗨 "COMMENCING ASCENT (DESCENT), JOEY"

🚩 set1
🎮 game_slide rope 2000
🎮 game_rope
☕ $_ && ++variables.wins;
☕ !$_ && post('img1', 'img', { type: 'img', message: 'joey-slammed' })
☕ variables._ = $_ ? 'rope-win' : 'rope-lose'
🎮 game_slide $_ 2000

🎮 game_slide drop 2000
🎮 game_drop
☕ $_ && ++variables.wins;
☕ !$_ && post('img2', 'img', { type: 'img', message: 'deedee-slammed' })
☕ variables._ = $_ ? 'drop-win' : 'drop-lose'
🎮 game_slide $_ 2000

🎮 game_slide torch 2000
🎮 game_torch
☕ $_ && ++variables.wins;
☕ !$_ && post('img1', 'img', { type: 'img', message: 'joey-burnt' })
☕ variables._ = $_ ? 'torch-win' : 'torch-lose'
🎮 game_slide $_ 2000

☕ variables._ = variables.wins === 3 ? 'set1-perfect' : 'set1-oof'
⏭ $_

🚩 set1-perfect
joey 🗨 "haha! still got it!"
DD 🗨 "WELL DONE, JOEY"
joey 🗨 "i think we should celebrate our success with a little break"
DD 🗨 "AFFIRMATIVE"
⏭ set2-text

🚩 set1-oof
joey 🗨 "*cough*"
joey 🗨 "this archaeology-slash-adventuring junk is harder than i remember..."
joey 🗨 "what happened?"
DD 🗨 "PROCESSING..."
DD 🗨 "MY CALCULATIONS INDICATE THAT WE ARE­ 'FLUBBING IT­ BIG TIME' ALREADY, JOEY"
joey 🗨 "we've barely started climbing (descending) and i'm already feeling beat down (up)"
DD 🗨 "PERHAPS WE SHOULD TAKE TIME TO RECUPERATE, JOEY"
joey 🗨 "yeah..."
⏭ set2-text

🚩 set2-text
joey 🗨 "i am pretty hungry actually"
DD 🗨 "MY BATTERY HAS APPROXIMATELY 13% CHARGE REMAINING"
DD 🗨 "WOULD YOU LIKE TO ACTIVATE POWER-SAVER MODE, JOEY?"
joey 🗨 "alright, then it's settled"
joey 🗨 "we'll keep it up (down) after a snack"

🚩 set2
☕ variables.rests = 0

🎮 game_slide nuts 2000
🎮 game_nuts
☕ $_ && ++variables.wins;
☕ $_ && ++variables.rests;
☕ !$_ && post('img1', 'img', { type: 'img', message: 'joey-sick' })
☕ variables._ = $_ ? 'nuts-win' : 'nuts-lose'
🎮 game_slide $_ 2000

🎮 game_slide crank 2000
🎮 game_crank
☕ $_ && ++variables.wins;
☕ $_ && ++variables.rests;
☕ !$_ && post('img2', 'img', { type: 'img', message: 'deedee-spent' })
☕ variables._ = $_ ? 'crank-win' : 'crank-lose'
🎮 game_slide $_ 2000

🎮 game_slide center 2000
🎮 game_center
☕ $_ && ++variables.wins;
☕ $_ && ++variables.rests;
☕ !$_ && post('img1', 'img', { type: 'img', message: 'joey-dizzy' })
☕ variables._ = $_ ? 'center-win' : 'center-lose'
🎮 game_slide $_ 2000

☕ variables._ = variables.rests === 3 ? 'set2-perfect' : 'set2-oof'
⏭ $_


🚩 set2-perfect
☕ post('img1', 'img', { type: 'img', message: 'joey' })
☕ post('img2', 'img', { type: 'img', message: 'deedee' })
joey 🗨 "ahhh i'm feeling great"
DD 🗨 "OPERATIONAL PARAMETERS OPTIMAL, JOEY"
joey 🗨 "we're back on da case!"
⏭ set3-text

🚩 set2-oof
joey 🗨 "well that wasn't very restful"
DD 🗨 "PERHAPS WE SHOULD TRY AGAIN, JOEY"
joey 🗨 "there's no time!"
⏭ set3-text

🚩 set3-text
joey 🗨 "we gotta pick up (down) the pace if we're going to find any secret treasure"
joey 🗨 "robo-deedee, you know what to do"
DD 🗨 "AFFIRMATIVE, JOEY"
DD 🗨 "ENGAGING VEHICULAR MODE"

🚩 set3

🎮 game_slide ride 2000
🎮 game_ride
☕ $_ && ++variables.wins;
☕ !$_ && post('img1', 'img', { type: 'img', message: 'joey-slammed' })
☕ !$_ && post('img2', 'img', { type: 'img', message: 'deedee-slammed' })
☕ variables._ = $_ ? 'ride-win' : 'ride-lose'
🎮 game_slide $_ 2000

🎮 game_slide wet 2000
🎮 game_wet
☕ $_ && ++variables.wins;
☕ !$_ && post('img1', 'img', { type: 'img', message: 'joey-zapped' })
☕ !$_ && post('img2', 'img', { type: 'img', message: 'deedee-rusted' })
☕ variables._ = $_ ? 'wet-win' : 'wet-lose'
🎮 game_slide $_ 2000

🎮 game_slide slag 2000
🎮 game_slag
☕ $_ && ++variables.wins;
☕ !$_ && post('img1', 'img', { type: 'img', message: 'joey-burnt' })
☕ variables._ = $_ ? 'slag-win' : 'slag-lose'
🎮 game_slide $_ 2000

☕ variables._ = variables.wins === 9 ? 'set3-perfect' : 'set3-oof'
⏭ $_


🚩 set3-perfect
joey 🗨 "wow that was a breeze"
joey 🗨 "i didn't even break a sweat"
DD 🗨 "OUR PERFORMANCE IS QUITE EXCELLENT, JOEY"
DD 🗨 "WE RETRIEVED THIS ANCIENT TABLET WITH PEAK EFFICIENCY"
joey 🗨 "we did, robo-deedee"
joey 🗨 "it's almost like we've practiced these exact challenges multiple times in quick succession"
joey 🗨 "..."
DD 🗨 "..."
⏭ end

🚩 set3-oof
joey 🗨 "wahhhh"
DD 🗨 "WHAT IS THE MATTER, JOEY"
DD 🗨 "WE HAVE RETRIEVED AN ANCIENT TABLET"
joey 🗨 "we did, robo-deedee"
joey 🗨 "but i think we could have done it better"
joey 🗨 "without injuries even"
DD 🗨 "PERHAPS, JOEY"
DD 🗨 "OUR PERFORMANCE HAS NOT BEEN OPTIMAL"
joey 🗨 "maybe we're just getting too old for this..."
⏭ end

🚩 end
joey 🗨 "anyway"
joey 🗨 "what's on this secret tablet thingy?"
🎮 game_slide tablet 3000
joey 🗨 "huh"
DD 🗨 "WHAT IS IT, JOEY?"
joey 🗨 "beats me, man"
joey 🗨 "why don't you take a look, robo-deedee?"
DD 🗨 "AFFIRMATIVE, JOEY"
DD 🗨 "PROCESSING..."
joey 🗨 "..."
DD 🗨 "IT APPEARS TO BE AN ENCODED GLYPH, JOEY"
joey 🗨 "oh, cool..."
DD 🗨 "COMMENCING TRANSLATION MATRIX..."
joey 🗨 "..."
joey 🗨 "i'm glad you're a robot now, deedee"
joey 🗨 "it makes deciphering these ancient secrets much easier"
DD 🗨 "PROCESSING..."
DD 🗨 "I FULFILL MY PURPOSE, JOEY"
joey 🗨 "it's too bad you had to trade your eternal soul only to be imprisoned in a lifeless metal husk though"
DD 🗨 "PROCESSING..."
DD 🗨 "I HAVE NO FEELINGS, JOEY"
DD 🗨 "RE: MY CURSED ROBOTIC STATUS OR OTHERWISE"
joey 🗨 "haha, yeah"
DD 🗨 "PROCESSING... COMPLETE"
DD 🗨 "BEHOLD"
🎶
🎮 game_slide tablet-solved 5000
joey 🗨 "this is..."
joey 🗨 "what is this"
DD 🗨 "PROCESSING..."
DD 🗨 "IT APPEARS TO BE AN ENGRAVING OF AN INFANT PARTAKING OF INCENDIARY INHALANTS, JOEY"
joey 🗨 "a smoking baby?"
DD 🗨 "AFFIRMATIVE"
joey 🗨 "why hide this up (down) so high (deep)?"
DD 🗨 "PROCESSING..."
DD 🗨 "PERHAPS IT IS THE EPONYMOUS 'THE BAB', JOEY"
joey 🗨 "what a major buzzkill"
joey 🗨 "i thought we were going to find treasure, and world shattering ancient knowledge, man"
joey 🗨 "this is worthless!"
DD 🗨 "I DO NOT UNDERSTAND, JOEY"
DD 🗨 "THE TWO OF US HAVE FOUND DEEPLY (HIGHLY) VALUABLE TREASURE TOGETHER ON THIS JOURNEY"
joey 🗨 "...yeah"
joey 🗨 "you're right, robo-deedee!"
joey 🗨 "it's been so long since we went on an adventure together"
joey 🗨 "our friendship is more important than any secret history"
joey 🗨 "and we'll be able to treasure these memories forever"
DD 🗨 "NEGATIVE, JOEY"
joey 🗨 "huh?"
DD 🗨 "MY ADVENTURE MEMORY STORAGE IS ROUTINELY WIPED ALONGSIDE OTHER LOW PRIORITY DATA"
DD 🗨 "THE SMOKING BABY IS THE TREASURE"
joey 🗨 "how?!"
DD 🗨 "PROCESSING..."
🎮 game_slide tablet-closeup 1500
DD 🗨 "MY CALCULATIONS DETERMINE THAT WITH THIS, WE CAN CREATE HISTORY ON CIGARETTESPEDIA"
joey 🗨 "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh rad!"
joey 🗨 "let's go!!"
🎶 journey
🙂
🎮 game_slide end 4000
🎮 game_slide end-baby 6000
🎮 game_slide epilogue-deedee 6000
🎮 game_slide epilogue-joey 6000
⏳ 2000
THE END
RESTART?
☕ parent.location.reload();
⏳ 99999999


And So...
Smoking Baby Became Kabillion Dollar World Phenomenon
DD Became King Of A Nation Without Soul
Joey Wamone Became Lost... Until The Next Microgame Begins!