The World of Wonders

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Jesse: A beacon sounds awesome. They noticed that. Axel: Almost as awesome as us, amirite, guys? Jesse: I have no idea how we’re going to beat that. Axel frowns. Axel: Don’t leave me hangin’ Jesse: This might be too much for us to handle. Olivia: We should probably stop staring at them. Gill: Hahaha! Look, it's the Order of the Losers. Again. Maya: Good one, Gill! Olivia: We're just looking. Aiden: There’ll be plenty of time for you all to look at it after it wins and gets shown at Endercon. Axel: You're being unpleasant. Aiden: Maybe not all of you... Endercon doesn't allow outside food or drink. I'm talking about your pig! I'm saying he's food. [[Shut up you jerk!]] [[Don't mess with him!]] [[Reuben is not food.]]

Olivia chuckles. Olivia: Now you're being realistic. Same as always. Jesse: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! We’re thinking about this all WRONG! The point of the building competition isn’t just to BUILD something! We have to DO something to get noticed by the judges! Olivia: Okay, then. So how do we do this? Jesse: We don’t just build something functional, we build something FUN! After we finish the fireworks machine like we planned, we then build something cool on top of it! Olivia: You might be onto something! Axel: If you wanna get a reaction out of the judges, you need to build something scary. So I say we build a creeper! Olivia: Wouldn’t an enderman be better? I’m more scared of endermen than creepers. Axel: They both have their moments. Both pretty scary. Olivia: Then again, you scared the crap out of us with a creeper today. [[How about a zombie?]] [[Endermen are cool.]] [[Let's build a creeper.]]

Jesse: That's easy. I'll take the little tiny... little zombies. Olivia: A hundred of them... crawling all over you, with their tiny hands. (Imitates the sounds produced by a zombie) Jesse: All I need is, like, a shovel. I'm telling you, way too easy. Olivia laughs. Olivia: Soo... I’ve got a daylight sensor on the roof... Jesse: Mmm-hmm... Olivia: And if I did this right, these lamps should turn on once it gets dark. Jesse: Mmm-hmm! Olivia places Redstone dust on the table. Olivia: I didn't want to just leave Reuben here with nothing while we're at the building competition. Jesse: He's coming with us. Olivia: Really? Jesse: What kind of question is that? Of course he is. Olivia: Okay. I'm not saying he shouldn't come. I'm not... but don't you think it's a little weird that you take him with you everywhere you go? Olivia: He kind of makes us look like... I don't know... amateurs. [[Reuben's my best friend.]] [[People love pigs!]] [[It's not weird at all!]]

Jesse: We’ve got to get Reuben! Jesse jumps onto Aiden. Axel jumps down and Olivia lands on top of him. Olivia: We're right behind you! Olivia runs off of Axel and follows Jesse. Axel reluctantly joins her. Your friends came with you to help. [[SCENE 4]]

Jesse: Cool mask! Axel: It IS, isn’t it? Jesse: (sarcastically) Yeah! Very convincing! Axel: Hahaha! The look on your faces! Jesse frowns angrily. Olivia: Did you bring the fireworks? Axel: Of course I did! I even brought something for the little guy! Axel pulls out an Ender Dragon costume. Jesse: (enthusiastically) Nice! Olivia: You brought Reuben a disguise? Axel: Umm… We’re going to a convention! SOMEBODY’s gotta where a costume! Axel puts the costume on Reuben. Reuben squeals, jumps and runs around in excitement. Jesse smiles. [[If he's is happy, I'm happy.]] [[He looks awesome!]] [[He looks ridiculous!]]

Jesse: Uhh… you really shouldn’t mess with Reuben. Aiden: I do what I want. Besides. What harm could a pig do? Olivia: Keep talking and find out. Lukas: Stop wasting your time, Aiden. We've got work to do. Jesse, Axel, and Olivia all look at Aiden with a smirk. Aiden: You're lucky I'm busy. Petra: Hey Jesse. Guys. Jesse: Hey Petra. Petra: How's the build going? Axel: Only time will tell. But we’re optimistic. Lukas: Hey Petra, I forgot to thank you for that nether star. Petra: Hey Lukas. Not a problem. Axel: You helped these tools? Petra: For the right price, I’ll help anyone. If you need anything, you know where to find me. Olivia: None of us know where to find you. Petra: Exactly. Lukas: No hard feelings guys. If you're cool with Petra, you're cool with us. So why don’t we just forget about all this, and, y’know... make this about how cool our builds are. [[Teach your friends some manners.]] [[We're going to crush you.]] [[May the best team win.]]

Jesse: What’re you worried about? We’ve got this. Olivia noticed that. Olivia: Who are we kidding? We’ve got nothing. Jesse points to Reuben. Jesse: We’ve got… a mascot! Olivia: We should probably stop staring at them. Gill: Hahaha! Look, it's the Order of the Losers. Again. Maya: Good one, Gill! Olivia: We're just looking. Aiden: There’ll be plenty of time for you all to look at it after it wins and gets shown at Endercon. Axel: You're being unpleasant. Aiden: Maybe not all of you... Endercon doesn't allow outside food or drink. I'm talking about your pig! I'm saying he's food. [[Shut up you jerk!]] [[Don't mess with him!]] [[Reuben is not food.]]

Narrator: Nothing built can last forever. And every legend, no matter how great, fades with time. With each passing year, more and more details are lost... until all that remains are myths. Half truths. To put it simply, lies. And yet in all the known universe, between here and the Far Lands, the legend of the Order of the Stone endures, unabridged, as self-evident fact. Indeed, it is only a troubled land that has need for heroes - and ours was fortunate to have, so long ago, four heroes such as these: Gabriel the Warrior, before whose sword all combatants would tremble. Ellegaard the Redstone Engineer, whose machines would spark an era of invention. Magnus the Rogue, who would channel his destructive creativity for the benefit of all. And Soren the Architect, Builder of Worlds and leader of the Order of the Stone. These FOUR friends together, would give so much to gain their rightful place as FOUR heroes. Their greatest quest would take them on a dangerous journey to fight a mysterious creature known as the Ender Dragon. In the end, the Order of the Stone emerged victorious and the dragon was defeated. Their story complete, they slipped away into the pages of legends. The scene cuts to a poster of Gabriel, then gradually pans upwards where a treehouse is shown. Narrator: But when one story ends, another one begins... Jesse is seen practicing, swinging their sword against an armor stand. Olivia: Would you rather fight a hundred chicken-sized zombies, or ten zombie-sized chickens? Olivia: Just to be clear, you wouldn't have any weapons or armor. So you'd have to fight them with your hands. [[Huh?]] [[Chicken-Size Zombie]] [[Zombie-Size Chicken]] <<set $reuben to 0>> <<set $zombie to 0>> <<set $creeper to 0>> <<set $enderman to 0>> <<set $nether to 0>> <<set $dead to 0>> <<set $order to 0>>

Jesse: Let’s build an enderman! Axel: Aww… Olivia’s thing? Olivia: Are you whining? Axel: No, I was saying “awesome”. You’re building an enderman. Olivia: Yeah. I think this is the first time we've decided on something before getting to the competition. Olivia: Think we've got everything we need? Jesse: It wouldn't hurt to grab a little more. Axel: Let's get with the Grabbin', then. Jesse: We're so prepared. We can't lose. Cannot. Bring it in. The gang places their hands together. Jesse: "Dare to Prepare" on three. No. "Preparing is Daring." Nope, that's the same thing- forget it. "Team" on three. One, two, three... Everyone: Team! Axel: Prepare! Jesse attempts to break a tree stump but stops, Reuben puts on a stern look. Jesse then does some push ups, stops to look at a poster of Gabriel and grunts in determination. Jesse breaks a wall of sand, then wrestles a squid, and then does more push ups with one hand at a time, Jesse then breaks a field of flowers, does lift ups, mines a bunch of stone, shears a flock of sheep and then attempts to break the tree stump again. Jesse punches out the tree stump with their bare hands. Jesse: YARGH!!! Reuben smiles with determination. The group gets ready to jump in the air, as they all place hands atop one another. Jesse jumps up with the group and smiles. <<set $enderman to 1>> [[SCENE 3]]

Axel: No, no. I'm with that. Olivia: All right. Jesse: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! We’re thinking about this all WRONG! The point of the building competition isn’t just to BUILD something! We have to DO something to get noticed by the judges! Olivia: Okay, then. So how do we do this? Jesse: We don’t just build something functional, we build something FUN! After we finish the fireworks machine like we planned, we then build something cool on top of it! Olivia: You might be onto something! Axel: If you wanna get a reaction out of the judges, you need to build something scary. So I say we build a creeper! Olivia: Wouldn’t an enderman be better? I’m more scared of endermen than creepers. Axel: They both have their moments. Both pretty scary. Olivia: Then again, you scared the crap out of us with a creeper today. [[How about a zombie?]] [[Endermen are cool.]] [[Let's build a creeper.]]

Jesse: He looks AWESOME! Reuben: Oink! Axel: It only took me like a million hours to build it. Jesse: Alright. Alright. Olivia: You definitely brought the fireworks, right? Axel: Yeeesss! I’m ready! Waiting on you guys! <<if $reuben is 1>> Olivia: If he was REALLY your best friend, you wouldn’t let him go outside dressed like that… Jesse: The only thing more dangerous than putting a costume ON a pig, is trying to take OFF. Reuben: snoring Axel: Hurry up and grab your stuff! Olivia: We’ll meet you downstairs, okay? Jesse: Okay! Jesse smiles. Axel and Olivia close the trapdoor and climb down. Jesse looks around at poster. <<else>> Olivia: See, NOW he’s your wingman. Jesse: Stop. Axel: Hurry up and grab your stuff! Olivia: We’ll meet you downstairs, okay? Jesse: Okay! Jesse smiles. Axel and Olivia close the trapdoor and climb down. Jesse looks around at poster. <</if>> Jesse: Gabriel The Warrior. Jesse: (to Reuben) You think we’ll EVER get that famous? Reuben shakes his head. Jesse: It’s not impossible! Maybe I’LL get famous for my… sweet poster collection! Jesse grins. Jesse walks to the trapdoor. Reuben squeals in excitement and runs to Jesse. Jesse holds Reuben, open’s the trapdoor and climbs down to exit the treehouse. Jesse gets off the ladder and puts Reuben down. Olivia: That’s everything. Axel: Let’s roll! Olivia: Yeah, dude! “Roll”! Jesse: Let’s go! [[NEXT]]

Jesse: He looks ridiculous! The Ender Dragon was a huge… dragon, not a pig! Reuben: Oink! Axel: It’s a costume, Jesse. The whole point is to look ridiculous! Olivia: You definitely brought the fireworks, right? Axel: Yeeesss! I’m ready! Waiting on you guys! <<if $reuben is 1>> Olivia: If he was REALLY your best friend, you wouldn’t let him go outside dressed like that… Jesse: The only thing more dangerous than putting a costume ON a pig, is trying to take OFF. Reuben: snoring Axel: Hurry up and grab your stuff! Olivia: We’ll meet you downstairs, okay? Jesse: Okay! Jesse smiles. Axel and Olivia close the trapdoor and climb down. Jesse looks around at poster. <<else>> Olivia: See, NOW he’s your wingman. Jesse: Stop. Axel: Hurry up and grab your stuff! Olivia: We’ll meet you downstairs, okay? Jesse: Okay! Jesse smiles. Axel and Olivia close the trapdoor and climb down. Jesse looks around at poster. <</if>> Jesse: Gabriel The Warrior. Jesse: (to Reuben) You think we’ll EVER get that famous? Reuben shakes his head. Jesse: It’s not impossible! Maybe I’LL get famous for my… sweet poster collection! Jesse grins. Jesse walks to the trapdoor. Reuben squeals in excitement and runs to Jesse. Jesse holds Reuben, open’s the trapdoor and climbs down to exit the treehouse. Jesse gets off the ladder and puts Reuben down. Olivia: That’s everything. Axel: Let’s roll! Olivia: Yeah, dude! “Roll”! Jesse: Let’s go! [[NEXT]]

Jesse: Let's build a zombie. Axel: I guess that's kind of like a creeper. Olivia: It's a monster, it's fine. Axel: We are so ready. You’re building a zombie. Olivia: Yeah. I think this is the first time we've decided on something before getting to the competition. Olivia: Think we've got everything we need? Jesse: It wouldn't hurt to grab a little more. Axel: Let's get with the Grabbin', then. Jesse: We're so prepared. We can't lose. Cannot. Bring it in. The gang places their hands together. Jesse: "Dare to Prepare" on three. No. "Preparing is Daring." Nope, that's the same thing- forget it. "Team" on three. One, two, three... Everyone: Team! Axel: Prepare! Jesse attempts to break a tree stump but stops, Reuben puts on a stern look. Jesse then does some push ups, stops to look at a poster of Gabriel and grunts in determination. Jesse breaks a wall of sand, then wrestles a squid, and then does more push ups with one hand at a time, Jesse then breaks a field of flowers, does lift ups, mines a bunch of stone, shears a flock of sheep and then attempts to break the tree stump again. Jesse punches out the tree stump with their bare hands. Jesse: YARGH!!! Reuben smiles with determination. The group gets ready to jump Jesse jumps up with the group and smiles.in the air, as they all place hands atop one another. Jesse jumps up with the group and smiles. <<set $zombie to 1>> [[SCENE 3]]

Jesse: Huh? Olivia: Huh? Jesse: What? Olivia: It's just a dumb question, forget it. Olivia: Soo... I’ve got a daylight sensor on the roof... Jesse: Mmm-hmm... Olivia: And if I did this right, these lamps should turn on once it gets dark. Jesse: Mmm-hmm! Olivia places Redstone dust on the table. Olivia: I didn't want to just leave Reuben here with nothing while we're at the building competition. Jesse: He's coming with us. Olivia: Really? Jesse: What kind of question is that? Of course he is. Olivia: Okay. I'm not saying he shouldn't come. I'm not... but don't you think it's a little weird that you take him with you everywhere you go? Olivia: He kind of makes us look like... I don't know... amateurs. [[Reuben's my best friend.]] [[People love pigs!]] [[It's not weird at all!]]

Jesse: It’s not THAT big of a deal… Endercon will be fun either way. Axel: What? Hold on, let me try that again… WHAT?!?!? Olivia: He’s right, Jesse! Incredibly! This a huge deal! Olivia: Sooo… Does this “source” of yours make posters for a living? Axel: Huh? The group stops walking and notice posters about Gabriel everywhere. Axel: Yeah… my source… doesn’t exist. You guys are my only friends. The group starts walking again. Jesse: Guys let’s stay focused, we have a competition to win. Olivia: We never win, and this year we’ve got Reuben with us. We basically have no chance. [[We will this time.]] [[Have a little faith ,Olivia.]] [[Anything can happens.]]

Jesse: I wish they were ALL gonna be there… Axel: Does NOTHING please you??? You have to meet ALL the members of the super secret super legendary Order Of The Stone??? Jesse: I wasn’t saying it wasn’t cool. I was just saying that would BE cool too. Olivia: Sooo… Does this “source” of yours make posters for a living? Axel: Huh? The group stops walking and notice posters about Gabriel everywhere. Axel: Yeah… my source… doesn’t exist. You guys are my only friends. The group starts walking again. Jesse: Guys let’s stay focused, we have a competition to win. Olivia: We never win, and this year we’ve got Reuben with us. We basically have no chance. [[We will this time.]] [[Have a little faith ,Olivia.]] [[Anything can happens.]]

Jesse: As long as REUBEN is happy, I’M happy! Reuben: Oink! Axel: Happy? Well zippity doo dah! Olivia: You definitely brought the fireworks, right? Axel: Yeeesss! I’m ready! Waiting on you guys! <<if $reuben is 1>> Olivia: If he was REALLY your best friend, you wouldn’t let him go outside dressed like that… Jesse: The only thing more dangerous than putting a costume ON a pig, is trying to take OFF. Reuben: snoring Axel: Hurry up and grab your stuff! Olivia: We’ll meet you downstairs, okay? Jesse: Okay! Jesse smiles. Axel and Olivia close the trapdoor and climb down. Jesse looks around at poster. <<else>> Olivia: See, NOW he’s your wingman. Jesse: Stop. Axel: Hurry up and grab your stuff! Olivia: We’ll meet you downstairs, okay? Jesse: Okay! Jesse smiles. Axel and Olivia close the trapdoor and climb down. Jesse looks around at poster. <</if>> Jesse: Gabriel The Warrior. Jesse: (to Reuben) You think we’ll EVER get that famous? Reuben shakes his head. Jesse: It’s not impossible! Maybe I’LL get famous for my… sweet poster collection! Jesse grins. Jesse walks to the trapdoor. Reuben squeals in excitement and runs to Jesse. Jesse holds Reuben, open’s the trapdoor and climbs down to exit the treehouse. Jesse gets off the ladder and puts Reuben down. Olivia: That’s everything. Axel: Let’s roll! Olivia: Yeah, dude! “Roll”! Jesse: Let’s go! [[NEXT]]

Jesse: Meeting Gabriel would be a dream and an honor! Olivia: Totally, he’s awesome! It’d be amazing to meet him! Axel: Reuben better be careful in that costume, last time Gabriel saw a dragon, it didn’t end well. Olivia: Sooo… Does this “source” of yours make posters for a living? Axel: Huh? The group stops walking and notice posters about Gabriel everywhere. Axel: Yeah… my source… doesn’t exist. You guys are my only friends. The group starts walking again. Jesse: Guys let’s stay focused, we have a competition to win. Olivia: We never win, and this year we’ve got Reuben with us. We basically have no chance. [[We will this time.]] [[Have a little faith ,Olivia.]] [[Anything can happens.]]

Jesse: It's not weird at all. Reuben is the best pet I could ask for. Obedient, loyal, and always happy to see me at the end of a long day. Reuben makes angry face. Jesse: Friend! I should have said friend, not pet. Olivia: I didn’t mean anything by it. I’m glad he’s coming. I just don’t wanna give people one more reason to call us “losers”. I’m getting tired of it. I’m tired of being a laughingstock. [[Who cares what they think?]] [[Just embrace it.]] [[We aren't loser.]]

Jesse: Embrace being a loser, Olivia. If you do that, you can be anything you wanna be! Olivia: What if I wanna be a winner? Jesse: Except that… Anything else though! Olivia laughs. Olivia: Alright. Fine! Axel: (Impersonating a creeper) Ssssssss… Reuben gasps. Jesse: Do you hear that? Axel: Sssssss… Olivia: Oh, no. Axel opens the trapdoor and scares the group. Axel: BOOM! Jesse: Aaaaggghhh!!!! Reuben squeals and faints. Axel takes off his creeper mask. Axel: Hahaha! Oh, man you guys totally freaked out! That was awe- Reuben charges at Axel and bumps into his chest. Axel: Oof! Olivia: Axel! What’s the matter with you?! Reuben walks away from Axel. Axel: Great. Now I’m gonna smell like a pig at Endercon. I thought we were buddies. [[Cool mask.]] [[You had that coming]] [[Not funny,Axel.]]

Jesse: All right, let's build the creeper. Olivia: You're going with Axel's idea? Axel: What's wrong with my idea? Olivia: Nothing. It could be totally cool. Axel: It IS cool! You’re building a creeper. Olivia: Yeah. I think this is the first time we've decided on something before getting to the competition. Olivia: Think we've got everything we need? Jesse: It wouldn't hurt to grab a little more. Axel: Let's get with the Grabbin', then. Jesse: We're so prepared. We can't lose. Cannot. Bring it in. The gang places their hands together. Jesse: "Dare to Prepare" on three. No. "Preparing is Daring." Nope, that's the same thing- forget it. "Team" on three. One, two, three... Everyone: Team! Axel: Prepare! Jesse attempts to break a tree stump but stops, Reuben puts on a stern look. Jesse then does some push ups, stops to look at a poster of Gabriel and grunts in determination. Jesse breaks a wall of sand, then wrestles a squid, and then does more push ups with one hand at a time, Jesse then breaks a field of flowers, does lift ups, mines a bunch of stone, shears a flock of sheep and then attempts to break the tree stump again. Jesse punches out the tree stump with their bare hands. Jesse: YARGH!!! Reuben smiles with determination. The group gets ready to jump in the air, as they all place hands atop one another. Jesse jumps up with the group and smiles. <<set $creeper to 1>> [[SCENE 3]]

Jesse: May the best team win. Lukas: Careful what you wish for. Jesse: We'll see about that. Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen... welcome to the Endercon Building Competition! The winners of this competition will have their build featured at Endercon. The winners will also meet, in person, Gabriel the Warrior! Ocelots: Ocelots! Ocelots! Ocelots! Olivia: Whoa. Handshake? We don’t have a handshake. Jesse: We’ll just make one up. We’ll call it the uuhhhhhh.... [[The "Warrior Whip".]] [[The "Redstone Rap".]] [[The "Griefer Grab".]] [[The "Builder Bump"]]

<center> SCENE 2 </center> <center> FOREST </center> Axel: I heard a pretty juicy rumor about the building competition, but you guys have to PROMISE not say anything. Olivia: Okay. Axel: ALSO it’s in two parts! Each part more exciting than the last! Jesse: Spit it out, Axel! Axel: Part one. The special guest of this year’s Endercon is none other than Gabriel The Warrior him-freaking-self. Jesse: WOAH! What’s part two?! Axel: Part TWO. According to my sources, the winner of the building competition is gonna get to meet him. Olivia silently gasps. Axel: It doesn’t mean ANYTHING if we lose… But if we WIN… oh man! This would make for all the losing. [[I wish the rest of them there.]] [[It's not that big deal,is it?]] [[I'd love to meet Gabreil!]]

Jesse: That wasn't funny, Axel! Axel: I brought you good times, and now I’m being punished for it? Jesse: (angrily) You scared us half to death! Axel: Nothin’ is fun if you’re not scared half to death! Jesse frowns angrily. Olivia: Did you bring the fireworks? Axel: Of course I did! I even brought something for the little guy! Axel pulls out an Ender Dragon costume. Jesse: (enthusiastically) Nice! Olivia: You brought Reuben a disguise? Axel: Umm… We’re going to a convention! SOMEBODY’s gotta where a costume! Axel puts the costume on Reuben. Reuben squeals, jumps and runs around in excitement. Jesse smiles. [[If he's is happy, I'm happy.]] [[He looks awesome!]] [[He looks ridiculous!]]

<<if $zombie is 1>> Jesse: Our design is way cooler. A gigantic zombie is way cooler than a fancy light. Olivia: Their difficulty score is going to be higher than our total score. Jesse: But we’ve got something they don’t... fireworks. Olivia: We should probably stop staring at them. Gill: Hahaha! Look, it's the Order of the Losers. Again. Maya: Good one, Gill! Olivia: We're just looking. Aiden: There’ll be plenty of time for you all to look at it after it wins and gets shown at Endercon. Axel: You're being unpleasant. Aiden: Maybe not all of you... Endercon doesn't allow outside food or drink. I'm talking about your pig! I'm saying he's food. <<elseif $enderman is 1>> Jesse: Our design is way cooler. A gigantic enderman is better than a fancy light. Olivia: Their difficulty score is going to be higher than our total score. Jesse: But we’ve got something they don’t... fireworks. Olivia: We should probably stop staring at them. Gill: Hahaha! Look, it's the Order of the Losers. Again. Maya: Good one, Gill! Olivia: We're just looking. Aiden: There’ll be plenty of time for you all to look at it after it wins and gets shown at Endercon. Axel: You're being unpleasant. Aiden: Maybe not all of you... Endercon doesn't allow outside food or drink. I'm talking about your pig! I'm saying he's food. <<else>> Jesse: Our design is better. A creeper that shoots fireworks is cooler than a fancy light. Olivia: Their difficulty score is going to be higher than our total score. Jesse: But we’ve got something they don’t... fireworks. Olivia: We should probably stop staring at them. Gill: Hahaha! Look, it's the Order of the Losers. Again. Maya: Good one, Gill! Olivia: We're just looking. Aiden: There’ll be plenty of time for you all to look at it after it wins and gets shown at Endercon. Axel: You're being unpleasant. Aiden: Maybe not all of you... Endercon doesn't allow outside food or drink. I'm talking about your pig! I'm saying he's food. <</if>> [[Shut up you jerk!]] [[Don't mess with him!]] [[Reuben is not food.]]

Jesse: He’s my wingman, people ALWAYS wanna talk to the guy with a pig. Olivia: You mean talk ABOUT the guy with a pig. Like... “Look at the weird guy with the weird pig! How weird!” Jesse glares. Olivia: I didn’t mean anything by it. I’m glad he’s coming. I just don’t wanna give people one more reason to call us “losers”. I’m getting tired of it. I’m tired of being a laughingstock. [[Who cares what they think?]] [[Just embrace it.]] [[We aren't loser.]]

THIS IS A DEVELOPMENT PHASE OF THE GAME. YOU ARE PLAYING BETA VERSION 0.1 [[EPISODE 1]]

Jesse: Reuben is not food. Aiden: Could have fooled me. He looks delicious. Aiden looks at Reuben. Jesse: That sounded like a weird compliment. Axel: You’ll have to eat me first. Olivia: Uhh, let’s hope it doesn’t come to that. Lukas: Stop wasting your time, Aiden. We've got work to do. Jesse, Axel, and Olivia all look at Aiden with a smirk. Aiden: You're lucky I'm busy. Petra: Hey Jesse. Guys. Jesse: Hey Petra. Petra: How's the build going? Axel: Only time will tell. But we’re optimistic. Lukas: Hey Petra, I forgot to thank you for that nether star. Petra: Hey Lukas. Not a problem. Axel: You helped these tools? Petra: For the right price, I’ll help anyone. If you need anything, you know where to find me. Olivia: None of us know where to find you. Petra: Exactly. Lukas: No hard feelings guys. If you're cool with Petra, you're cool with us. So why don’t we just forget about all this, and, y’know... make this about how cool our builds are. [[Teach your friends some manners.]] [[We're going to crush you.]] [[May the best team win.]]

Jesse: Reuben’s my best friend. Olivia: I thought I was your best friend. Jesse: Both of you are! Olivia: I didn’t mean anything by it. I’m glad he’s coming. I just don’t wanna give people one more reason to call us “losers”. I’m getting tired of it. I’m tired of being a laughingstock. <<set $reuben to 1>> [[Who cares what they think?]] [[Just embrace it.]] [[We aren't loser.]]

<h1><centre> Scene 3 </centre></h1> <h2><centre>Building Competition</centre></h2> Axel: We know what we're building, we've got all the stuff for it. We are so ready. Olivia: This year, it's going to be different. I'm not just ready to build. I'm ready to win. Townsperson: Nice pig, losers. The group stops walking. Axel and Olivia look angrily at the townsperson, while Jesse and Reuben both groan embarrassedly. Axel: Oh, great. There's Lukas and the Ocelots. The rivalry continues. The group starts walking. Olivia: Man, they've got matching leather jackets and everything. Axel: So cool... Aiden: Well well well, if it isn't the Order of the Losers. Maya: Great, the fail squad's here. Gill: Lukas, get a load of these losers! Lukas: Let's go, guys. Jesse's group walks up to the front booth. Announcer: Name, please? Axel: Axel, and how do you do? Announcer: No, your team name. Axel: Team name? We are not ready for this. Olivia: So much for losing anonymously... [[We're Nether Maniacs]] [[We're Dead Enders]] [[We're Order of the Pig]]

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Jesse: Shut up. Aiden: What's that? Olivia: Jesse said “shut up.“ Do you need to hear it again? Lukas: Stop wasting your time, Aiden. We've got work to do. Jesse, Axel, and Olivia all look at Aiden with a smirk. Aiden: You're lucky I'm busy. Petra: Hey Jesse. Guys. Jesse: Hey Petra. Petra: How's the build going? Axel: Only time will tell. But we’re optimistic. Lukas: Hey Petra, I forgot to thank you for that nether star. Petra: Hey Lukas. Not a problem. Axel: You helped these tools? Petra: For the right price, I’ll help anyone. If you need anything, you know where to find me. Olivia: None of us know where to find you. Petra: Exactly. Lukas: No hard feelings guys. If you're cool with Petra, you're cool with us. So why don’t we just forget about all this, and, y’know... make this about how cool our builds are. [[Teach your friends some manners.]] [[We're going to crush you.]] [[May the best team win.]]

Jesse: You guys stay and save the build. Jesse jumps onto Aiden. Axel: On it! Olivia: We've got it covered, Jesse. Be careful. Axel jumps down and Olivia lands on top of him. Olivia: We’ll meet up with you at Endercon! Axel gets up causing Olivia to fall off of him. They block the lava with cobblestone. Your friends stayed with the machine. [[SCENE 4]]

esse: We’re cool with Petra... but you need to teach your friends some manners. Lukas: He’s just trying to get in your head. Jesse: Well, have you heard the saying... it’s possible to be nice and win? Aiden: Sounds like something a loser would say. Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen... welcome to the Endercon Building Competition! The winners of this competition will have their build featured at Endercon. The winners will also meet, in person, Gabriel the Warrior! Ocelots: Ocelots! Ocelots! Ocelots! Olivia: Whoa. Handshake? We don’t have a handshake. Jesse: We’ll just make one up. We’ll call it the uuhhhhhh.... [[The "Warrior Whip".]] [[The "Redstone Rap".]] [[The "Griefer Grab".]] [[The "Builder Bump"]]

Jesse: The "Builder Bump!" No one will remember that. Olivia: Aaaand just like that, I’m nervous again. Jesse: Don’t talk like that! We can do this! Just stick to the plan and everything will be fine. <<if $nether is 1>> Jesse: This year, the Nether Maniacs can't lose! Axel: Let's do it. Announcer: Building... starts... now! The group builds a fireworks machine. Aiden: Oh, no! A fireworks dispenser?! I’m soooo scared! Jesse: You worry about your build and we’ll worry about ours. The group then build the statue. <<elseif $dead is 1>> Jesse: This year, the Dead Enders can't lose! Axel: Let's do it. Announcer: Building... starts... now! The group builds a fireworks machine. Aiden: Oh, no! A fireworks dispenser?! I’m soooo scared! Jesse: You worry about your build and we’ll worry about ours. The group then build the statue. <<else>> Jesse: This year, the Order of the Pig can't lose! Axel: Let's do it. Announcer: Building... starts... now! The group builds a fireworks machine. Aiden: Oh, no! A fireworks dispenser?! I’m soooo scared! Jesse: You worry about your build and we’ll worry about ours. The group then build the statue. <</if>> <<if $zombie is 1>> The group completes their zombie statue. Jesse looks at the other builds. Jesse: And now, the moment of truth. Olivia: Here goes nothing... Olivia pulls the switch and fireworks explode behind the group. The crowd is impressed. Olivia: This looks so cool. We'll win this for sure. Axel: How could anyone NOT love a zombie? Good call, Jesse. The crowd observes the machine in awe. Jesse: Guys, people are looking at us. Same Stranger from before: Good build, man! Aiden gets jealous. Aiden: What? No way... it's just a bunch of dyed wool! Aiden punches a stone block, causing lava to spill out of a build. Aiden: (Sarcastically) Whoops... Reuben catches fire and runs off. Jesse: Oh, no! Reuben's on fire! Reuben, no! Come back! Axel: It was Aiden, that punk. Olivia: The lava's getting closer! Axel: It's gonna ruin the build! Olivia: Reuben's going to get lost! We've got to do something. Axel: But our build is about to go up in flames <<elseif $creeper is 1>> The group completes their creeper statue. Jesse looks at the other builds. Jesse: And now, the moment of truth. Olivia: Here goes nothing... Olivia pulls the switch and fireworks explode behind the group. The crowd is impressed. Axel: Aw man, that looks so cool. We’ll win this for sure. Olivia: The Creeper was definitely the right way to go. The crowd observes the machine in awe. Jesse: Guys, people are looking at us. Same Stranger from before: Good build, man! Aiden gets jealous. Aiden: What? No way... it's just a bunch of dyed wool! Aiden punches a stone block, causing lava to spill out of a build. Aiden: (Sarcastically) Whoops... Reuben catches fire and runs off. Jesse: Oh, no! Reuben's on fire! Reuben, no! Come back! Axel: It was Aiden, that punk. Olivia: The lava's getting closer! Axel: It's gonna ruin the build! Olivia: Reuben's going to get lost! We've got to do something. Axel: But our build is about to go up in flames! <<else>> The group completes their enderman statue. Jesse looks at the other builds. Jesse: And now, the moment of truth. Olivia: Here goes nothing... Olivia pulls the switch and fireworks explode behind the group. The crowd is impressed. Olivia: This looks so cool. We’ll win this for sure. Axel: I gotta admit, this Enderman is sweet! Good call, Jesse. The crowd observes the machine in awe. Jesse: Guys, people are looking at us. Same Stranger from before: Good build, man! Aiden gets jealous. Aiden: What? No way... it's just a bunch of dyed wool! Aiden punches a stone block, causing lava to spill out of a build. Aiden: (Sarcastically) Whoops... Reuben catches fire and runs off. Jesse: Oh, no! Reuben's on fire! Reuben, no! Come back! Axel: It was Aiden, that punk. Olivia: The lava's getting closer! Axel: It's gonna ruin the build! Olivia: Reuben's going to get lost! We've got to do something. Axel: But our build is about to go up in flames! <</if>> [[Stay here, save the machine.]] [[Come on, help me find Reuben!]]

Jesse: The "Griefer Grab!" No one will remember that. Olivia: Aaaand just like that, I’m nervous again. Jesse: Don’t talk like that! We can do this! Just stick to the plan and everything will be fine. <<if $nether is 1>> Jesse: This year, the Nether Maniacs can't lose! Axel: Let's do it. Announcer: Building... starts... now! The group builds a fireworks machine. Aiden: Oh, no! A fireworks dispenser?! I’m soooo scared! Jesse: You worry about your build and we’ll worry about ours. The group then build the statue. <<elseif $dead is 1>> Jesse: This year, the Dead Enders can't lose! Axel: Let's do it. Announcer: Building... starts... now! The group builds a fireworks machine. Aiden: Oh, no! A fireworks dispenser?! I’m soooo scared! Jesse: You worry about your build and we’ll worry about ours. The group then build the statue. <<else>> Jesse: This year, the Order of the Pig can't lose! Axel: Let's do it. Announcer: Building... starts... now! The group builds a fireworks machine. Aiden: Oh, no! A fireworks dispenser?! I’m soooo scared! Jesse: You worry about your build and we’ll worry about ours. The group then build the statue. <</if>> <<if $zombie is 1>> The group completes their zombie statue. Jesse looks at the other builds. Jesse: And now, the moment of truth. Olivia: Here goes nothing... Olivia pulls the switch and fireworks explode behind the group. The crowd is impressed. Olivia: This looks so cool. We'll win this for sure. Axel: How could anyone NOT love a zombie? Good call, Jesse. The crowd observes the machine in awe. Jesse: Guys, people are looking at us. Same Stranger from before: Good build, man! Aiden gets jealous. Aiden: What? No way... it's just a bunch of dyed wool! Aiden punches a stone block, causing lava to spill out of a build. Aiden: (Sarcastically) Whoops... Reuben catches fire and runs off. Jesse: Oh, no! Reuben's on fire! Reuben, no! Come back! Axel: It was Aiden, that punk. Olivia: The lava's getting closer! Axel: It's gonna ruin the build! Olivia: Reuben's going to get lost! We've got to do something. Axel: But our build is about to go up in flames <<elseif $creeper is 1>> The group completes their creeper statue. Jesse looks at the other builds. Jesse: And now, the moment of truth. Olivia: Here goes nothing... Olivia pulls the switch and fireworks explode behind the group. The crowd is impressed. Axel: Aw man, that looks so cool. We’ll win this for sure. Olivia: The Creeper was definitely the right way to go. The crowd observes the machine in awe. Jesse: Guys, people are looking at us. Same Stranger from before: Good build, man! Aiden gets jealous. Aiden: What? No way... it's just a bunch of dyed wool! Aiden punches a stone block, causing lava to spill out of a build. Aiden: (Sarcastically) Whoops... Reuben catches fire and runs off. Jesse: Oh, no! Reuben's on fire! Reuben, no! Come back! Axel: It was Aiden, that punk. Olivia: The lava's getting closer! Axel: It's gonna ruin the build! Olivia: Reuben's going to get lost! We've got to do something. Axel: But our build is about to go up in flames! <<else>> The group completes their enderman statue. Jesse looks at the other builds. Jesse: And now, the moment of truth. Olivia: Here goes nothing... Olivia pulls the switch and fireworks explode behind the group. The crowd is impressed. Olivia: This looks so cool. We’ll win this for sure. Axel: I gotta admit, this Enderman is sweet! Good call, Jesse. The crowd observes the machine in awe. Jesse: Guys, people are looking at us. Same Stranger from before: Good build, man! Aiden gets jealous. Aiden: What? No way... it's just a bunch of dyed wool! Aiden punches a stone block, causing lava to spill out of a build. Aiden: (Sarcastically) Whoops... Reuben catches fire and runs off. Jesse: Oh, no! Reuben's on fire! Reuben, no! Come back! Axel: It was Aiden, that punk. Olivia: The lava's getting closer! Axel: It's gonna ruin the build! Olivia: Reuben's going to get lost! We've got to do something. Axel: But our build is about to go up in flames! <</if>> [[Stay here, save the machine.]] [[Come on, help me find Reuben!]]

Jesse: The "Redstone Rap!" No one will remember that Olivia: Aaaand just like that, I’m nervous again. Jesse: Don’t talk like that! We can do this! Just stick to the plan and everything will be fine. <<if $nether is 1>> Jesse: This year, the Nether Maniacs can't lose! Axel: Let's do it. Announcer: Building... starts... now! The group builds a fireworks machine. Aiden: Oh, no! A fireworks dispenser?! I’m soooo scared! Jesse: You worry about your build and we’ll worry about ours. The group then build the statue. <<elseif $dead is 1>> Jesse: This year, the Dead Enders can't lose! Axel: Let's do it. Announcer: Building... starts... now! The group builds a fireworks machine. Aiden: Oh, no! A fireworks dispenser?! I’m soooo scared! Jesse: You worry about your build and we’ll worry about ours. The group then build the statue. <<else>> Jesse: This year, the Order of the Pig can't lose! Axel: Let's do it. Announcer: Building... starts... now! The group builds a fireworks machine. Aiden: Oh, no! A fireworks dispenser?! I’m soooo scared! Jesse: You worry about your build and we’ll worry about ours. The group then build the statue. <</if>> <<if $zombie is 1>> The group completes their zombie statue. Jesse looks at the other builds. Jesse: And now, the moment of truth. Olivia: Here goes nothing... Olivia pulls the switch and fireworks explode behind the group. The crowd is impressed. Olivia: This looks so cool. We'll win this for sure. Axel: How could anyone NOT love a zombie? Good call, Jesse. The crowd observes the machine in awe. Jesse: Guys, people are looking at us. Same Stranger from before: Good build, man! Aiden gets jealous. Aiden: What? No way... it's just a bunch of dyed wool! Aiden punches a stone block, causing lava to spill out of a build. Aiden: (Sarcastically) Whoops... Reuben catches fire and runs off. Jesse: Oh, no! Reuben's on fire! Reuben, no! Come back! Axel: It was Aiden, that punk. Olivia: The lava's getting closer! Axel: It's gonna ruin the build! Olivia: Reuben's going to get lost! We've got to do something. Axel: But our build is about to go up in flames <<elseif $creeper is 1>> The group completes their creeper statue. Jesse looks at the other builds. Jesse: And now, the moment of truth. Olivia: Here goes nothing... Olivia pulls the switch and fireworks explode behind the group. The crowd is impressed. Axel: Aw man, that looks so cool. We’ll win this for sure. Olivia: The Creeper was definitely the right way to go. The crowd observes the machine in awe. Jesse: Guys, people are looking at us. Same Stranger from before: Good build, man! Aiden gets jealous. Aiden: What? No way... it's just a bunch of dyed wool! Aiden punches a stone block, causing lava to spill out of a build. Aiden: (Sarcastically) Whoops... Reuben catches fire and runs off. Jesse: Oh, no! Reuben's on fire! Reuben, no! Come back! Axel: It was Aiden, that punk. Olivia: The lava's getting closer! Axel: It's gonna ruin the build! Olivia: Reuben's going to get lost! We've got to do something. Axel: But our build is about to go up in flames! <<else>> The group completes their enderman statue. Jesse looks at the other builds. Jesse: And now, the moment of truth. Olivia: Here goes nothing... Olivia pulls the switch and fireworks explode behind the group. The crowd is impressed. Olivia: This looks so cool. We’ll win this for sure. Axel: I gotta admit, this Enderman is sweet! Good call, Jesse. The crowd observes the machine in awe. Jesse: Guys, people are looking at us. Same Stranger from before: Good build, man! Aiden gets jealous. Aiden: What? No way... it's just a bunch of dyed wool! Aiden punches a stone block, causing lava to spill out of a build. Aiden: (Sarcastically) Whoops... Reuben catches fire and runs off. Jesse: Oh, no! Reuben's on fire! Reuben, no! Come back! Axel: It was Aiden, that punk. Olivia: The lava's getting closer! Axel: It's gonna ruin the build! Olivia: Reuben's going to get lost! We've got to do something. Axel: But our build is about to go up in flames! <</if>> [[Stay here, save the machine.]] [[Come on, help me find Reuben!]]

Jesse: The "Warrior Whip!" No one will remember that. Olivia: Aaaand just like that, I’m nervous again. Jesse: Don’t talk like that! We can do this! Just stick to the plan and everything will be fine. <<if $nether is 1>> Jesse: This year, the Nether Maniacs can't lose! Axel: Let's do it. Announcer: Building... starts... now! The group builds a fireworks machine. Aiden: Oh, no! A fireworks dispenser?! I’m soooo scared! Jesse: You worry about your build and we’ll worry about ours. The group then build the statue. <<elseif $dead is 1>> Jesse: This year, the Dead Enders can't lose! Axel: Let's do it. Announcer: Building... starts... now! The group builds a fireworks machine. Aiden: Oh, no! A fireworks dispenser?! I’m soooo scared! Jesse: You worry about your build and we’ll worry about ours. The group then build the statue. <<else>> Jesse: This year, the Order of the Pig can't lose! Axel: Let's do it. Announcer: Building... starts... now! The group builds a fireworks machine. Aiden: Oh, no! A fireworks dispenser?! I’m soooo scared! Jesse: You worry about your build and we’ll worry about ours. The group then build the statue. <</if>> <<if $zombie is 1>> The group completes their zombie statue. Jesse looks at the other builds. Jesse: And now, the moment of truth. Olivia: Here goes nothing... Olivia pulls the switch and fireworks explode behind the group. The crowd is impressed. Olivia: This looks so cool. We'll win this for sure. Axel: How could anyone NOT love a zombie? Good call, Jesse. The crowd observes the machine in awe. Jesse: Guys, people are looking at us. Same Stranger from before: Good build, man! Aiden gets jealous. Aiden: What? No way... it's just a bunch of dyed wool! Aiden punches a stone block, causing lava to spill out of a build. Aiden: (Sarcastically) Whoops... Reuben catches fire and runs off. Jesse: Oh, no! Reuben's on fire! Reuben, no! Come back! Axel: It was Aiden, that punk. Olivia: The lava's getting closer! Axel: It's gonna ruin the build! Olivia: Reuben's going to get lost! We've got to do something. Axel: But our build is about to go up in flames <<elseif $creeper is 1>> The group completes their creeper statue. Jesse looks at the other builds. Jesse: And now, the moment of truth. Olivia: Here goes nothing... Olivia pulls the switch and fireworks explode behind the group. The crowd is impressed. Axel: Aw man, that looks so cool. We’ll win this for sure. Olivia: The Creeper was definitely the right way to go. The crowd observes the machine in awe. Jesse: Guys, people are looking at us. Same Stranger from before: Good build, man! Aiden gets jealous. Aiden: What? No way... it's just a bunch of dyed wool! Aiden punches a stone block, causing lava to spill out of a build. Aiden: (Sarcastically) Whoops... Reuben catches fire and runs off. Jesse: Oh, no! Reuben's on fire! Reuben, no! Come back! Axel: It was Aiden, that punk. Olivia: The lava's getting closer! Axel: It's gonna ruin the build! Olivia: Reuben's going to get lost! We've got to do something. Axel: But our build is about to go up in flames! <<else>> The group completes their enderman statue. Jesse looks at the other builds. Jesse: And now, the moment of truth. Olivia: Here goes nothing... Olivia pulls the switch and fireworks explode behind the group. The crowd is impressed. Olivia: This looks so cool. We’ll win this for sure. Axel: I gotta admit, this Enderman is sweet! Good call, Jesse. The crowd observes the machine in awe. Jesse: Guys, people are looking at us. Same Stranger from before: Good build, man! Aiden gets jealous. Aiden: What? No way... it's just a bunch of dyed wool! Aiden punches a stone block, causing lava to spill out of a build. Aiden: (Sarcastically) Whoops... Reuben catches fire and runs off. Jesse: Oh, no! Reuben's on fire! Reuben, no! Come back! Axel: It was Aiden, that punk. Olivia: The lava's getting closer! Axel: It's gonna ruin the build! Olivia: Reuben's going to get lost! We've got to do something. Axel: But our build is about to go up in flames! <</if>> [[Stay here, save the machine.]] [[Come on, help me find Reuben!]]

Jesse: We are NOT losers, Olivia! Olivia: We lose ALL THE TIME! It’s what we do. Jesse: Okay… okay! That might be true. Olivia: I can’t remember the last time we’ve won anything… Jesse: But if that’s the case, it means we WIN at being losers. Reuben nods in agreement. Olivia laughs. Olivia: Alright… Fine. Axel: (Impersonating a creeper) Ssssssss… Reuben gasps. Jesse: Do you hear that? Axel: Sssssss… Olivia: Oh, no. Axel opens the trapdoor and scares the group. Axel: BOOM! Jesse: Aaaaggghhh!!!! Reuben squeals and faints. Axel takes off his creeper mask. Axel: Hahaha! Oh, man you guys totally freaked out! That was awe- Reuben charges at Axel and bumps into his chest. Axel: Oof! Olivia: Axel! What’s the matter with you?! Reuben walks away from Axel. Axel: Great. Now I’m gonna smell like a pig at Endercon. I thought we were buddies. [[Cool mask.]] [[You had that coming]] [[Not funny,Axel.]]

Jesse: We're the Dead Enders. You chose your team name. Axel: Whoa! It sounds like a name for pirates. Jesse: It’s like everyone in TOWN is here! Axel: Is that a freakin' beacon? They have a freakin' beacon?! Freakin' Beacon!? Olivia: That's stained glass. They aren't just building a beacon. They're building a rainbow beacon. We're gonna lose. <<set $dead to 1>> [[Our design is a way cooler.]] [[A beacon sounds awesome.]] [[Don't worry, we got this.]]

Jesse: We're the Nether Maniacs. You chose your team name. Axel: You've just thought of that right now? Jesse: Yup. Olivia: We've never even been to the Nether. Jesse: Who the Nether cares? Announcer: Okay, Nether Maniacs. You guys are in Booth 5. Jesse enters the area, then Reuben and then Olivia, Axel tries to enter but temporarily gets stuck in the gate due to his width then budges free, the Ocelots laugh at Axel. Jesse: It’s like everyone in TOWN is here! Axel: Is that a freakin' beacon? They have a freakin' beacon?! Freakin' Beacon!? Olivia: That's stained glass. They aren't just building a beacon. They're building a rainbow beacon. We're gonna lose. << set $nether to 1>> [[Our design is a way cooler.]] [[A beacon sounds awesome.]] [[Don't worry, we got this.]]

Jesse: We're the Order of the Pig. You chose your team name. Reuben oinks. Olivia: Really? Axel: Is it meant to tie us to Reuben, or are you making fun of me? Announcer: Okay, Order of the Pig. You guys are in Booth 5. Jesse enters the area, then Reuben and then Olivia, Axel tries to enter but temporarily gets stuck in the gate due to his width then budges free, the Ocelots laugh at Axel. Jesse: It’s like everyone in TOWN is here! Axel: Is that a freakin' beacon? They have a freakin' beacon?! Freakin' Beacon!? Olivia: That's stained glass. They aren't just building a beacon. They're building a rainbow beacon. We're gonna lose. <<set $order to 1>> [[Our design is a way cooler.]] [[A beacon sounds awesome.]] [[Don't worry, we got this.]]

Jesse: We’re going to crush you. Lukas: (Laughs) I don’t know if you know this, but... we’re pretty good... ohhh. Wait. I get it. It’s like a joke, right? Jesse: No, I'm serious. We're going to destroy you. Lukas: (Laughs) Ha! Y'know, you're really funny. That's awesome. Hey, good luck. Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen... welcome to the Endercon Building Competition! The winners of this competition will have their build featured at Endercon. The winners will also meet, in person, Gabriel the Warrior! Ocelots: Ocelots! Ocelots! Ocelots! Olivia: Whoa. Handshake? We don’t have a handshake. Jesse: We’ll just make one up. We’ll call it the uuhhhhhh.... [[The "Warrior Whip".]] [[The "Redstone Rap".]] [[The "Griefer Grab".]] [[The "Builder Bump"]]

Jesse: Who CARES what other people think?! Olivia: I know, I just… it wears your down. Jesse: You say you’re not a loser, Olivia! So WIN! Olivia: Okay. Fine. Axel: (Impersonating a creeper) Ssssssss… Reuben gasps. Jesse: Do you hear that? Axel: Sssssss… Olivia: Oh, no. Axel opens the trapdoor and scares the group. Axel: BOOM! Jesse: Aaaaggghhh!!!! Reuben squeals and faints. Axel takes off his creeper mask. Axel: Hahaha! Oh, man you guys totally freaked out! That was awe- Reuben charges at Axel and bumps into his chest. Axel: Oof! Olivia: Axel! What’s the matter with you?! Reuben walks away from Axel. Axel: Great. Now I’m gonna smell like a pig at Endercon. I thought we were buddies! [[Cool mask.]] [[You had that coming]] [[Not funny,Axel.]]

Jesse: That’s what you get, Axel! Axel: I brought you good times, and now I’m being punished for it? Jesse: (angrily) You scared us half to death! Axel: Nothin’ is fun if you’re not scared half to death! Jesse frowns angrily. Olivia: Did you bring the fireworks? Axel: Of course I did! I even brought something for the little guy! Axel pulls out an Ender Dragon costume. Jesse: (enthusiastically) Nice! Olivia: You brought Reuben a disguise? Axel: Umm… We’re going to a convention! SOMEBODY’s gotta where a costume! Axel puts the costume on Reuben. Reuben squeals, jumps and runs around in excitement. Jesse smiles. [[If he's is happy, I'm happy.]] [[He looks awesome!]] [[He looks ridiculous!]]

Jesse: I'd have to go with the giant chickens. Not because I want to or because I think it would be easy, but because they would be an abomination. Olivia: Imagine their giant feet. Jesse: Like I said, an abomination. Olivia: Soo... I’ve got a daylight sensor on the roof... Jesse: Mmm-hmm... Olivia: And if I did this right, these lamps should turn on once it gets dark. Jesse: Mmm-hmm! Olivia places Redstone dust on the table. Olivia: I didn't want to just leave Reuben here with nothing while we're at the building competition. Jesse: He's coming with us. Olivia: Really? Jesse: What kind of question is that? Of course he is. Olivia: Okay. I'm not saying he shouldn't come. I'm not... but don't you think it's a little weird that you take him with you everywhere you go? Olivia: He kind of makes us look like... I don't know... amateurs. [[Reuben's my best friend.]] [[People love pigs!]] [[It's not weird at all!]]