Thank you for your interest in joining the Wells Games Inc. Team! We are excited for you to join us! This personiality quiz will help find you a place with in our group! Before we begin please agree to the [[terms and conditions.]] [[Accept ->Accept]] [[Decline]] [[Credits]] Before you embark on your journey, we require your undying loyalty and soul in accordance with these Terms and Conditions. By clicking "Accept," you agree to the following: By taking the Wells Games Inc. Employee Personality Quiz, you agree to relinquish your free will to the whims of our quiz engine. You will follow the prompts, obey commands, and never type in anything that isn't explicitly offered as a choice. Resistance is futile and will result in a gruesome demise. In the interest of fostering team spirit and enhancing creative collaboration and the ownership of earth transferring to our Queen, Wells Games Inc. reserves the right to use your body as a vessel for our queen, with your consent of course. Upon accepting these terms and conditions, you hereby transfer ownership of your immortal soul to "Wells Games Inc." for the duration of your natural life and beyond. In the event of your untimely soon-to-come demise, Wells Games Inc. reserves the right to utilize your soul for fuel for our queen. Wells Games Inc. is not responsible for any urgers to kill your friends and family. By clicking "Accept," you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and wholeheartedly agree to these terms and conditions, which are legally binding for your entire life and afterlife. [[Accept]] [[Decline]]**Congratulations! You're Ready to Begin!** Welcome to the Wells Games Inc. Employee Interest Quiz! This quiz is designed to help you explore your interests, identify your strengths, and discover how your unique talents can contribute to us. Here's what you need to know: * Be honest! * Have fun! * You can no longer decline to take this quiz. [[Click Here to Start the Quiz.]] [[Click Here to Learn the History of Wells Games Inc.]]We understand. Our terms and conditions are concerning. But consider the unique opportunities you are forfeiting: * Dominion over lesser beings * Opportunity to make your life and body useful * Travel to different dimensions, hell and heaven both have lovely hotels. * Access to forbidden knowledge that the government doesn't want you to know. * Company-sponsored cult membership. * Casual Fridays * Eternal life (Terms and Conditions apply) * Pizza Fridays! * Tremendous growth and potential [[Click here to reconsider ->terms and conditions.]] [[Click here to decline and die with the rest]] <i>You will regret this decision. </i> [[Start Over?->Intro]] [[Credits]] (set:$player to (prompt: "Please enter your name.", "")) Thank you for entering your name! [[continue -> Q1]]Question 1: Which of these mythical creatures would you most like to have as a pet? [[a) a mishievous imp ->Q2]] [[b) a loyal griffin ->Q2]] [[c) a sassy unicorn ->Q2]] [[d) a less sassy dragon ->Q2]]How do you handle stress? [[a) meditation and deep breathing exercises->Q3]] [[b) physical activity->Q3]] [[c) ignoring it->Q3.1]] (text-colour:blue)|text>[d) sacrificing small ceatures to appease our queen] (live: 3s)[ (replace: ?text)[] (stop:) ]You spot a co-worker stealing company supplies. A red pen, a black pen, a silver fork, and a stapler. What do you do? [[a) kill them, those who steal from our Queen don't deserve her mercy->Q4.1]] [[b) report them to management->Q3.2]] [[c) ignore it->Q3.2]] [[d) tell them to stop or face the consequences ->Q3.2]] |text>[That isn't healthy $player. It dampens your mind, make it easier for those to intrude. We need you to have a clear head for our queen.] You spot a co-worker stealing company supplies. A red pen, a black pen, a silver fork, and a stapler. What do you do? [[a) kill them, those who steal from our Queen don't deserve her mercy->Q4.1]] [[b) report them to management->Q3.2]] [[c) ignore it->Q3.2]] [[d) tell them to stop or face the consequences ->Q3.2]] (live: 6s)[ (replace: ?text)[] (stop:) ] Thank you for playing! This is a work in-progress, and I hope to return to this soon to create more endings and more interactions! <a href="https://freesound.org/people/mario1298/sounds/155345/">steps on the wooden floor</a> by <a href="https://freesound.org/people/mario1298/">mario1298</a> | License: <a href="http://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/">Creative Commons 0</a> That's right! If they are willing to steal from our Queen then who knows what they might do! Our Queen only needs loyalty. Loyal vessels who will do what she wants, if they are stealing they are disappointing. Worthless. How will you do it? [[a) a knife->Q4.2]] [[b) a bomb->Q4.2]] [[d) a bat->Q4.2]](live:1s)[ (set: $helloTimer to $helloTimer + 1) (if: $helloTimer is 2 or $helloTimer > 2)[How] (if: $helloTimer is 4 or $helloTimer > 4)[lovely...] (if: $helloTimer is 6.5 or $helloTimer > 6.5)[I can imagine it now. How slow and painful it will be for them. You can lavish in it. I wonder how they will scream.] (if: $helloTimer is 8 or $helloTimer > 8)[[Continue->Q5]]] <audio src ="https://static.wixstatic.com/mp3/555a3e_de29762a5ebc4e5183e0f3850ea0027f.wav" autoplay = "6" loop= "1"><span class="glitch" data-text="SHE NEEDS">ERROR INPUT NOT RECEIVED</span> <span class="glitch" data-text="YOUR BODY">TRY AGAIN</span> [[a) kill them, those who steal from our Queen don't deserve her mercy->Q4.1]] ~~b) report them to management ~~~~c) ignore it~~~~ d) tell them to stop or face the consequences ~~ <audio src ="https://static.wixstatic.com/mp3/555a3e_de29762a5ebc4e5183e0f3850ea0027f.wav" autoplay = "1" loop= "1">How do you feel about the possibility of your consciousness being temporarily overwrriten by our Queen? [[a) Excited for the opportunity to experience reality from a new perspective->Q5.1]] [[b) Greatful to be useful ->Q5.1]] [[c) Absolutely terrifed->Q5.2]] [[d) I would never let that happen->Q5.2]]**Wells Games Inc.: A History Forged** Our tale starts in 1880, with a woman named Wilhelmina Wells, a visionary whose goals were only diminished by the male-dominated world. Wilhelmina is a descent of a Salem trial survivor and longs to reclaim her family's legacy. However, the male-dominated world forbade her from reclaiming her legacy. Desperate, she summoned a good friend to aid her, promising a vessel in exchange. This contract remains open, still needing a vessel to complete the contract and end this male-dominated world. Today, Wells Games Inc. continues to push toward Wilhelmina's goals. As a new employee, you have the opportunity to change the world. Wilhelmina is excited to meet you. [[Back->Accept]] Would you allow us to use your body as the vessle? [[Yes->Vessle 1]] [[No-> disappointment]] (text-style:"subscript")[*saying yes is legally binding.*]Thank you for agreeing to being a vessle for our queen!Would you rather be a sacrifice? [[Yes->sacrifice end 1]] [[No->disappointment end 1]]Really? You think you are strong enough? [[What do you want?->Q5.3]] [[I changed my mind.->Q5]]''Congratulations!'' We applaud your courage, $player! You've proved your wit, willingness, and potential to become a valuable asset to our Queen! Our Queen has reviewed your responses, peered into the depts of your soul, and deemed you...suffficient. Your role within Wells Games Inc. will not be one of innovation or water cooler talks. You have been selected for a more primal purpose, one that predates our very company. You will serve as sustenance, a vital offering to appease an insatiable hunger. Our Queen has a special purpose for you, $player. You have been selected to become the ''Sacrifice.'' This is not a symbolic gesutre. You will become an offering, your life force painfully extracted in a ritual designed to maximize your agfony and extend our Queen's reign. This isn't a game. She's hungry. [End] [[Start Over?->Intro]] [[Credits]] Your participation is noted, $player. You have completed the mandatory evaluation, but the results are...underwhelming. Your profile is devoid of any redeeming qualities. You possess no skills nor talents. You are jsut a hollow shell, a void where ambition dies. Our Queen recoils in disguist. You make her sick. You have been judged and found irredeemably lacking, $player. You are: Unworthy You are an affront to our Queen, a blemish on the very existence of the world. Your presence is an offense. You are not even worthy of being consumed. The very thought of tasting your essence, tasting your screams, churns her stomach and makes her vomit. Our Queen has no use for yuou or even desire to acknowledge your existence. You are a speck in the vast cosmons. But before you are cast aside, she has one final decree: //She eagerly awaits the sounds of your screams.// Your screams will be a testament to your utter failure. They will echo through the halls of Wells Games Inc., a be a reminder of the consequences of inadequacy. Our Queen hungers for something more substantial, and would rather see you go to even more waste. [[Start Over?->Intro]] [[Credits]] A vessle for our Queen, so she may rise again. She needs a living organisim to give themself to her. Someone strong and willing. [[Continue->Q6]]Your response has been noted. Our Queen appreciates your enthusiasm. [[Continue->Q6]] How comfortable are you with the concept of your consciousness being permanently erased? [[a) Terrified, I don't want that to happen-> disappointment]] [[b) Terrified, yet excited->Q7]] [[c) Intrigued->Q7]] [[d) Happy!->Q7]] Are you comfortable with your body changing? To undergo the vessle process your body will conform to our Queen. It will twist on contort, bones will break, your back will have wings made of bone popping out. Your blood will turn black, slowly burning your veins as it becomes toxic for your body. Your body will no longer by your body. You will no longer be in control. You will no longer exist, $player. It's a painful process, the agony of it all feeds our Queen. So, we ask again. Are you comfortable with your body changing? [[a) Yes->Vessle 2]] [[b) No->Friend]]''Congratulations!'' We applaud your courage, $player! You've proved your wit, willingness, and potential to become a valuable asset to our Queen! Our Queen has reviewed your responses, peered into the depts of your soul, and deemed you...the one. Your role within Wells Games Inc. is one of the most important. Our Queen must ascend to our plane of existance and in order to do that she needs a willing vessle. A vessle who whole heartdly wants to serve her. To use their body for her. To be willing to lose everything for our Queen to rise. Our Queen has a special purpose for you, $player. You have been selected to become the ''Vessle.'' She and we, are truly greatful for your willingness to do this. Please be ready by sundown next Sunday. She will come to you in your sleep. Be ready and willing. Thank you dear vessle. Thank you. [End] [[Start Over?->Intro]] [[Credits]] ''Congratulations!'' We applaud your courage, $player! You've proved your wit, willingness, and potential to become a valuable asset to our Queen! Our Queen has reviewed your responses, peered into the depths of your soul, and deemed you...useful. Your role within Wells Games Inc. will be one of importance for when our Queen ascends, she will need a helping hand. A hand the ensures loyalty. Your hand. Our Queen has a special purpose for you, $player. You have been selected to become the ''Friend.'' You will be safe from the coming plauge of terror. She will keep you safe and you will keep her company. She'll be lonely otherwise. 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