Shania Twine

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Welcome to Shania Twine. Do you want to try and impress me? [[yes]]

<<audio bg_music loop volume 0.5 play>> Do you think you are pretty smart? [[yes->don't impress me much]] [[no->art]]

That don't impress me much. [[oh->begin]]

Can you get being right down to an art? [[yes->don't impress me much]] [[no->genius]]

Do you think you are a genius? [[yes->up wall]] [[no->special]]

You drive me up the wall. [[oh->don't impress me much]]

Are you a rocket scientist? [[yes->brain]] [[no->mirror]]

Well, that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night... [[oh->don't impress me much]]

Do you keep a mirror in your pocket? [[yes->don't impress me much]] [[no->comb]]

Do you keep a comb up your sleeve, just in case? [[yes->don't impress me much]] [[no->gel]]

Do you use gel so that your hair does not fall out of place? [[Yes! God Forbid!->don't impress me much]] [[no->Brad]]

Are you Brad pitt? [[Errr... yeah?->brain]] [[no->shine]]

Are you one of those guys who likes to shine his machine? [[yes->don't impress me much]] [[no->shoes]]

Would you make me take off my shoes before you let me get in? [[yes->don't impress me much]] [[no->car]]

Do you kiss your car goodnight? [[yes->joke]] [[no->car2]]

Come on baby, tell me... you must be joking right? [[yes->car2]] [[no->don't impress me much]]

Do you have a car? [[yes->brain]] [[no->Elvis]]

Okay, do you think you are Elvis or something? [[yes->whatever]] [[no->whatever]]

Whatever. [[oh->don't impress me much]]

Woah, you think you're special? [[yes->don't impress me much]] [[no->new]]

Woah, you think you're something new? [[yes->don't impress me much]] [[no->rocket]]

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