Finite Life

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<<widget "currentdate">>\ <<print new Date().toDateString()>>\ <</widget>>\ <<widget "currenttime">>\ <<set _d to new Date(), _am to (_d.getHours() < 12), _hr to ((_d.getHours() % 12) || 12), _mins to (_d.getMinutes() < 10 ? "0" : "") + _d.getMinutes()>>\ <<print _hr + ":" + _mins + " " + (_am ? "A" : "P") + "M">>\ <</widget>>\ <<set $incollege to false>>\ <<set $graduated to false>>\ <<set $arrested to false>>\ It's <<currentdate>>. Happy birthday! Your name is... <<textbox "$name" "My Name">> [[Continue.]]

<<set $deathage to random (1,100)>> \ Your name is <<print $name>>. You are <<set $age to 0>> <<print $age>> years old. You were <<set $origins to either ('adopted', 'a planned pregnancy', 'an unplanned pregnancy')>> <<print $origins>>. [[Do something.]] [[Get older. |Got older.]]

<<set $action to either ('hijack a car', 'play chess', 'fly to the Sun', 'drink tea', 'go to the museum', 'go for a joyride', 'wield a green sword for fun', 'eat a hot dog bun', 'call your mom on the phone', 'go to bed', 'murder someone', 'go out to eat McDonalds', 'go out to eat Burger King', 'ate a spicy chili pepper', 'purchase a home', 'play a video game', 'laugh at a funny meme', 'eat some chocolate', 'buy yourself an ice cream cone', 'eat some kind of food you havent before', 'take a vacation', 'visit New York City', 'take a bus someplace', 'eat a lasagna', 'go rock climbing', 'go hiking in the mountains', 'ride a bike', 'trip on the stairs', 'scrape your knee')>>\ <<if $arrested is true>>\ You are in prison. [[Try to break out of prison.]] [[Get older.|Got older.]] <<elseif $arrested is false>>\ You <<print $action>>! <<if $action eq 'murder someone'>>\ [[Escape from the police!]] [[Turn yourself in.]] <<elseif $action neq 'murdersomeone'>>\ <<if $age gte 18>>\ <<if $incollege is false>>\ [[Go to college.|Went to college.]] <</if>>\ <</if>>\ <</if>>\ [[Do something else. |Do something.]] [[Get older.|Got older.]] <</if>>\

<<set $age to $age + 1>>\ <<if $age eq $deathage>>\ You died. You lived to be <<print $age>> year(s) old. Rest in peace! <<elseif $age neq $deathage>>\ Happy birthday! You are now <<print $age>>. <<if $arrested is true>>\ You are in prison. [[Try to break out of prison.]] <</if>>\ <<if $age gte $collegeage>>\ <<set $graduated to true>>\ You graduated from college with a degree in <<print $major>>. <<elseif $age lte $collegeage>>\ <<if $graduated is false>>\ You are still in college. <</if>>\ <</if>>\ [[Do something.]] [[Get older. |Got older.]] [[End your life. |Ended your life.]] <</if>>

You are runnning away from the police. <<set $runaway to random (1,2)>>\ <<if $runaway is 1>>\ You were not caught! [[Do something.]] [[Get older. |Got older.]] <<elseif $runaway is 2>>\ You got caught by the police! You are now arrested. [[Try to break out of prison.]] [[Get older. |Got older.]] <<set $arrested to true>>\ <</if>>

You are now arrested. <<set $arrested to true>>\ [[Do something.]] [[Get older. |Got older.]]

<<set $breakout to random (1,2)>>\ <<if $breakout is 1>>\ You broke out of prison! <<set $arrested to false>>\ [[Do something.]] [[Got older.]] <<elseif $breakout is 2>>\ <<set $arrested to true>>\ You got caught by the police! You are back in prison. [[Get older. |Got older.]] <</if>>

You decided to end your life. You lived to be <<print $age>> years old. <<if $graduated is true>>\ You graduated college with a degree in <<print $major>>. <</if>>\ Rest in peace!

<<set $incollege to true>>\ <<set $graduated to false>>\ <<set $collegeage to $age + 4>>\ You are in college. You are majoring in... <<textbox "$major" "My major">> [[Do something.]] [[Get older. |Got older.]] [[End your life. |Ended your life.]]