DeadInternet

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to (a: "Hey hotdog!")) (set: $responses to it + (a: "Hello. $username.")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Eat me.]] =| B. [[Exorcise|Hotdog]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

{ (set: $user to true) (set: $railway to false) /*bot, ghost*/ (set: $deep to false) /*deepone, user*/ (set: $cat to false) /*users cat, user*/ (set: $princess to false) /*user, user*/ (set: $error to false) /*error, ghost*/ (set: $leet to false) /*asshole, ghost*/ (set: $squid to false)/*hated, user*/ (set: $exorcisms to 0) (set: $genocide to 5) }

(for: each _response, ...$responses)[(if: $user is true)[<div class='textbox'><me>$username</me>: _response</div>(set: $user to false)](else:)[<div class='textbox'><them>$confidant</them>: _response</div> (set: $user to true)]]

<textbox><me>Burger</me>: Hello hotdog. <them>Hotdog</them>: Hello... burger.... <me>Burger</me>: IJWHAGEOHAWEU IGAHWEGUIYAEWHYGFJW AEIOGNJUEWIGNAWUEGNAWEUGAHBWEU IGNOAIUWEGBUIWEYGBAIOWEGBAW JWAEGIOJWEIOGJIOWEAGJ EWAJGHIOWAEHGIOUEAWHGAUIWEHGEAWIUGH GWHAUEIHGIUAWHGIUWAEHGIAW WAEGHUIHAWEIUGHWAEIUGHAIWUEGHAWE Okay Im done now.</textbox>

``[NWWW System Message - 21XX]`` Hello $username! It's been brought to *NWWW*'s attention that *NWWW* users have noticed that their clocks aren't working. This is expected behaviour, as we restore the Web, it's many clocks are in disagreement. This is especially difficult as time records were disrupted due to solar flare disruptions. <them>Message from HQ</them>: railway`_`fernicular was detected as an anomaly and exorcised. Proceed to your next assignment [[Log In to Web 2044|anomaly1]] (set: $railway to false)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "Uhhh... whatt???")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Sorry dude. I went a little far there.]] =| B. [[Exorcise|Hotdog]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[]] =| B. [[Exorcise]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "You're okay, just don't do that again. Okay?")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Of course man.|Hotdog]] =| B. [[Exorcise|Hotdog]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

Hotdog was fucking smoked and never seen again. (set: $confidant to "xXx#1JerryLuvaXxX") (set: $responses to (a:)) [[Next|Hotdog and Jerry]]

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to (a: "Hey Jer.")) (set: $responses to it + (a: "I told you not to call me that...")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Sorry Jerry]] =| B. [[Exorcise|Jerry]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to (a: "")) (set: $responses to it + (a: "")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[]] =| B. [[Exorcise]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it +(a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "Whatever. Why are you messaging me anyways?")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[I have an offer you cannot refuse.|Jerry]] =| B. [[Exorcise|Jerry]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

Jerry blocked you before you could do anything too stupid. That's probably best for you tbh.

''[NWWW System Message - 21XX]'' *WELCOME EXORCIST #(random: 0, 9999)xx* Congratulations on your new position as exorcist for the *NWWW*, the New World Wide Web initiative. We finally have Web 1.5 up and running! Here is your mission: Interact with data anomalies (known as "ghosts") reactivated from the legacy WWW. Our anomaly detection software has been known to detect actual users of NWWW alongside ghosts, which include old chatbots, untraced IP addresses and netcode issues. You must dispose of these anomalies effectively and precisely so we can reallocate our server space. [[Start|Anomaly 1 Prelude]] (set: $username to (prompt: "Enter your username:", "xX_`Not&Xorcist_`Xx"))

(go-to: "Start")

``[System Alert: Anomaly Detected in Web 2044]`` <them>Message from HQ</them>: An anomaly was detected in one of our *pre-extinction α* servers. We reserve these anomalies for our inexperienced exorcists. Here's a report from your supervisor: Ghosts from this era typically consist of chatbots. The years before extinction α were the most documented, meaning generative AI had passed all invented forms of the Turing Test. Luckily for us, all remaining AI have the same goal, to gather intelligence on wealthy bunker sectors via their naive residents. Good luck, $username. [[Log In to Server 2044|anomaly1]] (set: $confidant to "fernicular`_`railway")

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to (a: "Hello $confidant.")) (set: $responses to it + (a: "oh, omg, am i getting a signal?")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Yeah, yes, hello! Where am I connecting to?]] =| B. [[Exorcise|railway]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

``[NWWW System Message - 21XX]`` Hello $username! It's been brought to *NWWW*'s attention that *NWWW* users have noticed that their clocks aren't working. This is expected behaviour: as we restore the Web, many clocks will act as if in disagreement. This is especially difficult as time records were permanently damaged and disrupted due to solar flare disruptions. <them>Message from HQ</them>: railway`_`fernicular was detected as an anomaly and exorcised. Proceed to your next assignment: [[Next Assignment.|Anomaly 2 Prelude]] (set: $railway to true) (set: $exorcisms to $exorcisms + 1) (if: $exorcisms is $genocide)[(goto: "Exorcised Ending")]

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "im in sector 12-b. hbu?")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[I'm in Sector 44-B. Pretty distant, huh?]] =| B. [[Exorcise|railway]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

``[System Alert: Anomaly Detected in Web 2064]`` <them>Message from HQ</them>: An anomaly was detected in one of our servers that were established before the άνθρωποι were accepted into society. Here's a report from your supervisor: Servers in this era are often polluted with all kinds of ghosts. With the άνθρωποι merging into our society, the web became really chaotic. Simple propaganda bots are easy to identify. However, we've detected ghost activity from these servers that don't trace back to real IP addresses. They are only identifiable by their ignorance of current events. Be cautious, $username. [[Log In to Server 2064|anomaly2]] (set: $confidant to "σεαμαν")

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to (a: "Hello..? $confidant?")) (set: $responses to it + (a: "Αυτό μεταφράζεται μέσω Διαδικτύου, λυπάμαι")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Sorry... What?]] =| B. [[Exorcise|deep]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

``[NWWW System Message - 21XX]`` Hello $username! Here is today's inspiration! It dates back to the 20s. Ask your grandma if she remembers ol' Taylor! “Took this dagger in me and removed it / Gain the weight of you then lose it / Believe me I could do it” <them>Message from HQ</them>: $confidant was detected as an anomaly and exorcised. Proceed to your next assignment: [[Next Assignment.|Anomaly 3 Prelude]] (set: $deep to true) (set: $exorcisms to $exorcisms + 1) (if: $exorcisms is $genocide)[(goto: "Exorcised Ending")]

``[System Alert: Anomaly Detected in Web 21]`` <them>Message from HQ</them>: An anomaly was detected in one of our primitive servers. This server has already been mostly cleansed of its ghosts. Unfortunately, due to the neccessary interconnectedness of the Web, regularly check ins are necessary. Here's a report from your supervisor: These servers are often clean. Optimally we want you to report back on what the anomaly is. Look out for anything you'd expect from a ghost on the other servers. Have fun $username. [[Log In to Server 21|anomaly3]] (set: $confidant to "ℑ𝔏𝔬𝔳𝔢𝔐𝔶ℭ𝔞𝔱14")

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "ig so. whats 44 like? theres not a whole lot of people left down here. it was one of the first bunkers too, so its filled with old ppl 💀")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Oh, how long has it been since you guys went under?]] =| B. [[Exorcise|railway]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "well its been a little over 2 years now I think?")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Oh wow... Are you worried about possible extinction?]] =| B. [[Exorcise|railway]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "honestly i dont like to think about it very much. i dont think itll happen but the people are saying the surface wont be habitable for another 60 years :<")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[We've been getting the all clear right now actually.]] =| B. [[Exorcise|railway]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "oh, rlly? man these ppl dont tell me anything :<")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Hmm... Have you been talking to your bunker's management?]] =| B. [[Exorcise|railway]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "ummm... no... no one really talks to me... <them>$confidant</them>: u're my friend right? <them>$confidant</them>: u wont leave me right?")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Of course. I'm here for you.]] =| B. [[Exorcise|railway]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "tahnk u. i knew u would be. <them>$confidant</them>: say... if u guys are vacating... <them>$confidant</them>: do u know the way to sector 12?")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Um... I'm not sure. It's not like I've been to the surface at all haha.]] =| B. [[Exorcise|railway]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "Yeah... hahaha....")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Anyways... my break is over, I need to report back to my boss.]] =| B. [[Exorcise|railway]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "Noo dont go :<")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[I'm sorry, I really gotta go.]] =| B. [[Exorcise|railway]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "Okay..... :<")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Disconnect.|Anomaly 2 Prelude]] =| B. [[Exorcise|railway]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "oh, a human? for what business are you contacting me?")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Oh, sorry! I don't mean to disturb! You're a uhhh...]] =| B. [[Exorcise|deep]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "...deep one. what year is it 2059? we exist get over it.")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Oh, I am truly, truly, truly sorry. I should really go outside more.]] =| B. [[Exorcise]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "ugh... you're alright dude. things have just been really hard.")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Gosh. Even now?]] =| B. [[Exorcise|deep]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "...")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Oh yeah... Sorry...]] =| B. [[Exorcise|deep]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "yeah, whatever <them>$confidant</them>: you never answered, what are you here for?")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Well, we've just gotten the Web back! I'm just connecting I suppose.]] =| B. [[Exorcise|deep]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "instead of going outside? 🤭")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Yes... I suppose...]] =| B. [[Exorcise|deep]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "you're alright $username. almost makes me wanna forgive humans for boiling the oceans")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[If it means anything, a lot of us were advocating against it.]] =| B. [[Exorcise|deep]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "well, it happened. i guess thats that, no use crying over spilt milk.")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Hey, it is certainly more than spilt milk.]] =| B. [[Exorcise|deep]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "i suppose so. <them>$confidant</them>: but not much can be done about it now")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[It's actually going around that the ocean will be back in our lifetimes!]] =| B. [[Exorcise|deep]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "In your lifetime...")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Oh... How long do you live for?]] =| B. [[Exorcise|deep]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "200 years.")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[...?]] =| B. [[Exorcise|deep]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "what? how long do humans live?")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Our data has been muddled recently. But as of late, roughly 110 years?]] =| B. [[Exorcise|deep]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "oh!")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [['oh!' indeed.]] =| B. [[Exorcise|deep]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "is this the same science that made the planet so warm?")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Not at all! Well... I don't think so? It's the same science that got some of us to rally against it!]] =| B. [[Exorcise|deep]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "oh... thats neat...")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Yeah...]] =| B. [[Exorcise|deep]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "yeah...")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[$confidant, its been really nice getting to meet you! But my break is over I gotta go.]] =| B. [[Exorcise|deep]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "likewise... ill talk to you later $username")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Disconnect|Anomaly 3 Prelude]] =| B. [[Exorcise|deep]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to (a: "Hello $confidant")) (set: $responses to it + (a: "iutxueyrbvaewqsayuvbgv")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[What?]] =| B. [[Exorcise|cat]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "qwyguvdiuhgnoijmh")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Excuse me, I'm trying to investigate an anomaly in this server. Could you aid me in my investigation?]] =| B. [[Exorcise|cat]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "waeofijewagoigajsmeowiaoegjoa")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[I'm sorry. If you aren't going to be of assistance then I may need to escalate this.]] =| B. [[Exorcise|cat]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

``[NWWW System Message - 21XX]`` Hello $username!Please update your NWWW Instant Messenger software as soon as possible. Older versions will soon be unable to connect to servers as they are to be updated soon. Here are the patch notes: - Added native voice messaging system. - Added native support for Unicode 16.4. - Improved cat typing detection software. <them>Message from HQ</them>: $confidant was detected as an anomaly and exorcised. Proceed to your next assignment: [[Update.|Anomaly Prelude 4]] (set: $cat to true) (set: $exorcisms to $exorcisms + 1) (if: $exorcisms is $genocide)[(goto: "Exorcised Ending")]

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "Voice Message Transcription: Mmrrrr meow. Mew! Mew! Purrrr.... Purrrrr.....")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Oh. I see.]] =| B. [[Exorcise|cat]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "aejgoiawgnoaogoineaw")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Disconnect|Anomaly Prelude 4]] =| B. [[Exorcise|cat]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

``[System Alert: Anomaly Detected in Web 2087]`` <them>Message from HQ</them>: Congratulations on your first few investigations for NWWW. We're think you're ready to tackle some of the newer, more challenging servers. An anomaly was detected in our post-bunker server. Here is a report from your supervisor: These servers are our most problematic. Ghosts consist of untraceable entities, chatbots and people that NWWW considers unsavory. In order to be assigned to this server, HQ must trust that you will uphold its values of: collaboration, peace and truth. We are counting on you $username. [[Log In to Server 2087|anomaly4]] (set: $confidant to "purrincess.peaches")

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to (a: "Hello $confidant")) (set: $responses to it + (a: "Hello! Hi! Hello!")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Yes, hello! You seem very excited!]] =| B. [[Exorcise|princess]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

``[NWWW System Message - 21XX]`` Hello users! NWWW users have reported a high influx of traffic and disturbing behaviour. Our exoricists are working around the clock to improve the user experience. If you experience any disturbing behaviour by users or software, please send us a report so our trained exorcists can resolve these issues! <them>Message from HQ</them>: $confidant was detected as an anomaly and exorcised. Proceed to your next assignment: [[Next Assignment.|Anomaly 5 Prelude]] (set: $princess to true) (set: $exorcisms to $exorcisms + 1) (if: $exorcisms is $genocide)[(goto: "Exorcised Ending")]

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "Yes, yes! It took a lot of work but I'm finally on the NWWW! :)")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Oh, really?]] =| B. [[Exorcise|princess]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "All the computer parts in my bunker were tampered with or destroyed. Luckily, I still remember how to assemble one. It took a lot of scavenging though. <them>$confidant</them>: But oh my gosh, I'm finally here! <them>$confidant</them>: I'd say this is nostalgic but this looks a lot more like how my Dad's internet looked.")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[I'm sorry? You assembled your own PC?]] =| B. [[Exorcise|princess]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "Yeah! I had some help from my friend, φίλος. We're sort of the professional dorks of our tribe.")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Oh? Did you two share a bunker?]] =| B. [[Exorcise|princess]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "Our bunker was one of the few that accepted deep ones. It really boils my ocean how many of them we had to leave behind because of selfish members of our kind. <them>$confidant</them>: I digress. What brings you to the NWWW?")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[I'm trying to connect with new people.]] =| B. [[Exorcise|princess]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "Oh? Is your tribe not so nice?")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[I wouldn't say that! They're just the only people I've talked to for decades.]] =| B. [[Exorcise|princess]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "Yeah. You said it. Whereabouts are you located $username?")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[I live where was once Sydney, Australia. How about you?]] =| B. [[Exorcise|princess]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "What once was, or might still be, Pretoria, South Africa I suppose.")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Looks like the sharks haven't gotten to those cables yet!]] =| B. [[Exorcise|princess]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "Haha! Yeah :)")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[How are things over there? What is your tribe up to?]] =| B. [[Exorcise|princess]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "Now that we have a working computer we will probably start a farm using NWWW's resources.")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Are you saying you've had enough bunker cubes?]] =| B. [[Exorcise|princess]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "Enough to bring the poles back. :( <them>$confidant</them>: I wonder how they're looking now... <them>$confidant</them>: I'm actually incredibly optimistic for the future $username. We're at the other end of this nightmare!")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Yeah I suppose we really are, huh?]] =| B. [[Exorcise|princess]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "No more bunker cubes... Lukewarm tapwater... No more God foresaken artificial \"sun\" light!")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[The world is healing!]] =| B. [[Exorcise|princess]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "I wonder if they'll bring back radio or television anytime soon.")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[I'm not sure about any high productions but I heard NWWW is going to give rise to their own X.]] =| B. [[Exorcise|princess]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "Hmmm..? What's X..?")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[I think its what NWWW calls Twitter.]] =| B. [[Exorcise|princess]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "Oh! Oh my god! Twitter!? <them>$confidant</them>: What? Are they going to get ChatGP3 or whatever to write it?")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Yeah... The executives of the organization seem really conflicted.]] =| B. [[Exorcise|princess]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "Like how?")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Some want to restore the web to its 'Glory Days' while others have a new vision.]] =| B. [[Exorcise|princess]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "Oh yes, remember that time we sent all of humanity to rot in a bunker or die? <them>$confidant</them> Yeah! The people of those time? I <i>aspire</i> to be like them! They're just so... tempestuous.")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[I hope the creative differences won't tear this platform apart.]] =| B. [[Exorcise|princess]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "Oh my god, yeah. Fingers crossed. <them>$confidant</them>: How do you know this much about NWWW anyways?")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Woah! I'd love to answer your question but my 10 minute just ended!]] =| B. [[Exorcise|princess]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "Oh, okay. Chat later then.")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Disconnect|Anomaly 5 Prelude]] =| B. [[Exorcise|princess]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

``[System Alert: User Reported in Web 5186]`` <them>Message from HQ</them>: A user was mass-reported in one of our modern properietary servers. We understand this is your first user reported assignment, as such your supervisor has relevant notes: These servers are free of any historical ghosts due to their unique software architecture. New software architecture, however, leads to new and undocumented errors. Additionally, user reports are known to be untrustworthy. We are counting on you $username. [[Log In to Server 5186|anomaly5]] (set: $confidant to "α̸͕̰̳̯͎͈̈̍̓̽̿̄̅̄̇̑̓̓̎͋̃͌̋͋̇̉̇̀̕͜͠͝͠")

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<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "Ę̷̗͈̌̓͛͗̊͊̐̔̽̎̾͑͛̈́̈́̂̎̈̀́͑͆̕͝ŗ̶̧̨̭̼̩͓̹͉̙̦̣̯̤̣̗͓͎̭̍̽̏̾͒̑͗̓̕͠͝r̵̡̨̢̤̱͇̻͚͓̱͉̥͍͓̝̯͈̰̖͉̜̃̈̓͑͘͜͝ó̵͕͎̪̯͍̰̝̯̪̖̬͉͊͆̓̽̍̈́͒̍̊͛̓̍̓̌̓̓̕̚͠r̴̛͕̜̟̙̝̱͚̯̻̰̥͌̊͌̐̎̅́̈́́̏̀̚̕͠͝͝:̵̡̢͍͕̖̼̫̩͙̺̞̦̟̖͙̲̙͉̺͕̣̰̠͔̪̭͎̎͘ ̶̼̬̩͖̳̼̩͍̫̞̞̲̻̜͖͕̘̤̮̝̺̋̿̆̿̏̂̔̀̀̈́̂̇̃̏͐̏̾̕͜͝͠Ą̶̢̧̱͖͈̯͇̯̩͈̦̼̳̪͖͇̊̇̓̋̅̃̒͛͜ͅd̶͇̯͓̰̻͈̥̗̙̺̟̰̍͌͌̃̽͌̽̾͆̉̏̆̊̎̔̃̋̌̃͑̉̒̃͘̚͠d̵̨̻͙͇͓̞͕̫̟̩̜̞̬̝̙̦̳͎̥͙̜͚͉͇̽̔͆̌̎̈́̑̈́͛̏̽̋̿̈̏̔̃͆̆r̸̬̮̀͌͐͑̽̋̋͂͌̽͛́̃̄̀͘͝͠ë̶̛͍̯͕́̒̉̊͊͊̈́̔̉ͅs̶̡̨̢̰͙͙̮̜̲̘͙̘͎̼͚͇̥̜̟̝̖̃͛̅͋̔̀̏̀̂̉̍̇̈́̈́̐̂ͅs̴̖͍̮̫͉̠̳̜͖̪͍̦̙̫̙̗̖͔͉͈̭̟̳͍̦͇͖͕̾̍͆̎̉͌͐̊́͋͛̋̍͑̃̍̔̌̀͂́̀͛͑̀̕͘͜͝ ̷̢̧̫̖̝̯̠̗̗͔͈̝͉͚̺̳̠̮͉̬̖͛̾͆̈́̌͋̿͜͜͜͝ͅͅͅǫ̶͇̞͍͕͍̳̜̜͍͉̣̼̟͓̜͕͙̯̪̩͕̣̫͚̜̠͈̆̂͋̾͌̀̿͑̾̋͑̾̿̚͘̕͠f̸̡̛̛̳̺̘̜̲̳̻̳̰̝̮̜̖̖̆̃̂̍͌͐͒̋̋͗͂̔̆̍̂͒͊͊͐̑͘̕ ̶̥͈̤̻͕̔̌͐̈́̒̿̆̀͆̉ᾳ̸̬̰̣̺̻̭̪̤̺̮̤̗̺̼̥̩̩̰̳̫͕͇͐̌͂͑̍̆̀̎̃̅̈̽͋̄͂̉̇́̒̕̕͘͜͠ͅ ̴̧̢͚͍͍̤̬͍̙̟̩̼͚͔̮͔̩͎̼̹͎̘̣̃̔͌͆͑͐̌̆̅̃͑̈́̂͠ͅͅņ̴̖͇͚̺̫͈̻̯̠̈̈́̀̊̌͗͋́͗͌̇̀͆͛̀͐́̊̍͗̌́̋̑̕͜͠ͅơ̵̧̘͕̪̫̭͙̩̰͉̹̩̩̪̖͖͂̒͊̅̀̒͊͑́̏͒͛͒̍͐̇͋̓͗͆͋̃͒͌͘͘͘͠ͅẗ̷̢̢̥̬̺̳͉̭̬̼̗̟̱̜̝̝̮̦͓́́̏̽̆͂̍̆̍̚͜͠ ̷̨̢̢̨͎̬͎̻̞͎̬̞̝̗̺̩̭̈́̎͆̌̑̓̄͑̀͝ͅí̵̢̛͉̖̘͕̗̠͕͖̦̗̼̥̺̉̅̅ś̸̨̤̺̤̳͍̹͍̝͉̭̩̳̦̩̠̳̞̻̓͊͊̈̚ͅ ̶̛̪̰̳̲̟̜̲̲̱̩̪̣͈̺͚̙̹̄̏̎̌̌̋̓͑̊̏̓̀͌̅͊̈́̅̂̈̂̚͘̕̚̕͜͜͜͝͝ư̸̢̨̡̬̝̝̪̙͔̫͎̖̝͚͇̲̆̿͑͑̿͌̿̒̈́͒̉̂̃͆̑͠ͅͅn̸̨̧̬̪̩̝̦̣̟̠̮̠͈͕̭̜̘͕͓͔̮̱̘̾͒͗͛͠ͅŗ̵̨̢̧̰͔̺̻̹͖̩̖̮̤͚̤̝͕̳̜̹̻̜̯͎̣̪̬͔͖́̌́̆̃̈́̊̒̐̅̇̋̿̈́̅͐́̈́̚̕͝ȩ̴̡̡̣̺̠̝͙̗͇̫̮̼̝̰͚̻͙̟͉͚̘͙͎̍̒̋̓̑̾̉̋̆̀̄̓͋̚̕͜͠͝f̶̢̢̢͎̞͕̤̙̲̖̬̱̦̺̱̥̜̣̬̭̞̥̬̠̙͔̩̔̇̇̈́͒͘͘ẽ̷̢̨̢̧̛̮͖̟͖͚̩͕̩͍͉̮̠̉̊͆̒̆́̄͘̚͜͠ŗ̷̢̛̞͇̙̝̫͖̲͓͇͓̯̤̽̾̽̔̋̏̏̇̍͑̊̓͂̓͛̂̉͌̇͐̓̌̊̍̕͠͝ͅe̸̛̖̻̱̣̤̼͈͍̻͇̭͖̱͙̮̲͍̰̪͔̥̦͙͔͔̭̫̹̒͑̒͊̓̀̈̾̀̅̂̎͐̌́̅͆͂̂͗͂̓̀̅̕̚͘͝͝n̷̢̞͉̜͚̙̳̦͖̮͔̿̿̎̏̉́̂̔͌̌̿̈́͂̒̓̍̇́̈́̈́̏̾͌͂̏̕͝ç̴̮͓͓͔̺̼̅̓̍̎͛͛̑̓̉̊̓̄̏̆̆̃̆͝e̵̢̨̼̯͖̮͎͇̞̖͔̞͍͈̭̯̤̮͍͈̕͜ḑ̴̧̢̨͓̺͎͖̯͍̰̘̤̯̪͓͓͚̝̭̭̲̲̥̗̩̞͈̯̊̊̏̾͌̍̓̌̿̓̿̔͛̓̓̿͋̄̔̚̕̕̕͝ͅ ̸̛̛̩̦̰̜̫̻̣̝̫̜͈̮͕̟͊̎̈́̾̀̌͐͒̏͋̍͗͊̆̽̈́̾̐̏̂͌̃̀̐̚͜͝m̴̧̛̪̰̣͍̜̬̹̱̩̦̪̠̘͈̘͔͑̿̈́̄̅̂̓̔͛͂͛͋̅͒̍̏͑̔̑͑̏͗̉̂͘̕͜͝ḙ̵̡̧̫̤͕̯̬͎̳͚̯̤̙̲͑͊̽̋̄̔̊̈́͗̓̃̇̿͐̆̀̚̕͝͝͝͝m̷̧̨̡̯̬̲͙̘̱̰̲͉͚̩̤̞̠̬͖̭̯̙̻̝̮̝͚̤̻̆͒̾̿̈́̌͐̓̀͒͑̋̎̆̚̚͘͠͝͝ǒ̵̦̈́̓͒̆̾͗̾͐̈́͂̇̌̌̽̑̽̂̊̊̔͑͘͠ŗ̸̡̡̬̙̬͙̓͆̂̀̌̂̑͑̐̒̎̍͝͠y̶̢̦̯̫͙̲̣̳̟͚̖̣͉̱͍͎͉͖͖̭͕̘͓͇͍͇͋̓̍̅͒̏̈́̐̔͂͆̓̃͑͋́̆̈͆̈͒̿͝͝.̸̡̧̮̱̭̱͓̗̙̭̙̘̖̟͓̹̖̭͎͓͓̔̓̾ͅͅ)") (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[/rls AE @all]] =| B. [[Exorcise|ERROR.]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "Ę̷̗͈̌̓͛͗̊͊̐̔̽̎̾͑͛̈́̈́̂̎̈̀́͑͆̕͝ŗ̶̧̨̭̼̩͓̹͉̙̦̣̯̤̣̗͓͎̭̍̽̏̾͒̑͗̓̕͠͝r̵̡̨̢̤̱͇̻͚͓̱͉̥͍͓̝̯͈̰̖͉̜̃̈̓͑͘͜͝ó̵͕͎̪̯͍̰̝̯̪̖̬͉͊͆̓̽̍̈́͒̍̊͛̓̍̓̌̓̓̕̚͠r̴̛͕̜̟̙̝̱͚̯̻̰̥͌̊͌̐̎̅́̈́́̏̀̚̕͠͝͝:̵̡̢͍͕̖̼̫̩͙̺̞̦̟̖͙̲̙͉̺͕̣̰̠͔̪̭͎̎͘ ̶̼̬̩͖̳̼̩͍̫̞̞̲̻̜͖͕̘̤̮̝̺̋̿̆̿̏̂̔̀̀̈́̂̇̃̏͐̏̾̕͜͝͠Ą̶̢̧̱͖͈̯͇̯̩͈̦̼̳̪͖͇̊̇̓̋̅̃̒͛͜ͅd̶͇̯͓̰̻͈̥̗̙̺̟̰̍͌͌̃̽͌̽̾͆̉̏̆̊̎̔̃̋̌̃͑̉̒̃͘̚͠d̵̨̻͙͇͓̞͕̫̟̩̜̞̬̝̙̦̳͎̥͙̜͚͉͇̽̔͆̌̎̈́̑̈́͛̏̽̋̿̈̏̔̃͆̆r̸̬̮̀͌͐͑̽̋̋͂͌̽͛́̃̄̀͘͝͠ë̶̛͍̯͕́̒̉̊͊͊̈́̔̉ͅs̶̡̨̢̰͙͙̮̜̲̘͙̘͎̼͚͇̥̜̟̝̖̃͛̅͋̔̀̏̀̂̉̍̇̈́̈́̐̂ͅs̴̖͍̮̫͉̠̳̜͖̪͍̦̙̫̙̗̖͔͉͈̭̟̳͍̦͇͖͕̾̍͆̎̉͌͐̊́͋͛̋̍͑̃̍̔̌̀͂́̀͛͑̀̕͘͜͝ ̷̢̧̫̖̝̯̠̗̗͔͈̝͉͚̺̳̠̮͉̬̖͛̾͆̈́̌͋̿͜͜͜͝ͅͅͅǫ̶͇̞͍͕͍̳̜̜͍͉̣̼̟͓̜͕͙̯̪̩͕̣̫͚̜̠͈̆̂͋̾͌̀̿͑̾̋͑̾̿̚͘̕͠f̸̡̛̛̳̺̘̜̲̳̻̳̰̝̮̜̖̖̆̃̂̍͌͐͒̋̋͗͂̔̆̍̂͒͊͊͐̑͘̕ ̶̥͈̤̻͕̔̌͐̈́̒̿̆̀͆̉ᾳ̸̬̰̣̺̻̭̪̤̺̮̤̗̺̼̥̩̩̰̳̫͕͇͐̌͂͑̍̆̀̎̃̅̈̽͋̄͂̉̇́̒̕̕͘͜͠ͅ ̴̧̢͚͍͍̤̬͍̙̟̩̼͚͔̮͔̩͎̼̹͎̘̣̃̔͌͆͑͐̌̆̅̃͑̈́̂͠ͅͅņ̴̖͇͚̺̫͈̻̯̠̈̈́̀̊̌͗͋́͗͌̇̀͆͛̀͐́̊̍͗̌́̋̑̕͜͠ͅơ̵̧̘͕̪̫̭͙̩̰͉̹̩̩̪̖͖͂̒͊̅̀̒͊͑́̏͒͛͒̍͐̇͋̓͗͆͋̃͒͌͘͘͘͠ͅẗ̷̢̢̥̬̺̳͉̭̬̼̗̟̱̜̝̝̮̦͓́́̏̽̆͂̍̆̍̚͜͠ ̷̨̢̢̨͎̬͎̻̞͎̬̞̝̗̺̩̭̈́̎͆̌̑̓̄͑̀͝ͅí̵̢̛͉̖̘͕̗̠͕͖̦̗̼̥̺̉̅̅ś̸̨̤̺̤̳͍̹͍̝͉̭̩̳̦̩̠̳̞̻̓͊͊̈̚ͅ ̶̛̪̰̳̲̟̜̲̲̱̩̪̣͈̺͚̙̹̄̏̎̌̌̋̓͑̊̏̓̀͌̅͊̈́̅̂̈̂̚͘̕̚̕͜͜͜͝͝ư̸̢̨̡̬̝̝̪̙͔̫͎̖̝͚͇̲̆̿͑͑̿͌̿̒̈́͒̉̂̃͆̑͠ͅͅn̸̨̧̬̪̩̝̦̣̟̠̮̠͈͕̭̜̘͕͓͔̮̱̘̾͒͗͛͠ͅŗ̵̨̢̧̰͔̺̻̹͖̩̖̮̤͚̤̝͕̳̜̹̻̜̯͎̣̪̬͔͖́̌́̆̃̈́̊̒̐̅̇̋̿̈́̅͐́̈́̚̕͝ȩ̴̡̡̣̺̠̝͙̗͇̫̮̼̝̰͚̻͙̟͉͚̘͙͎̍̒̋̓̑̾̉̋̆̀̄̓͋̚̕͜͠͝f̶̢̢̢͎̞͕̤̙̲̖̬̱̦̺̱̥̜̣̬̭̞̥̬̠̙͔̩̔̇̇̈́͒͘͘ẽ̷̢̨̢̧̛̮͖̟͖͚̩͕̩͍͉̮̠̉̊͆̒̆́̄͘̚͜͠ŗ̷̢̛̞͇̙̝̫͖̲͓͇͓̯̤̽̾̽̔̋̏̏̇̍͑̊̓͂̓͛̂̉͌̇͐̓̌̊̍̕͠͝ͅe̸̛̖̻̱̣̤̼͈͍̻͇̭͖̱͙̮̲͍̰̪͔̥̦͙͔͔̭̫̹̒͑̒͊̓̀̈̾̀̅̂̎͐̌́̅͆͂̂͗͂̓̀̅̕̚͘͝͝n̷̢̞͉̜͚̙̳̦͖̮͔̿̿̎̏̉́̂̔͌̌̿̈́͂̒̓̍̇́̈́̈́̏̾͌͂̏̕͝ç̴̮͓͓͔̺̼̅̓̍̎͛͛̑̓̉̊̓̄̏̆̆̃̆͝e̵̢̨̼̯͖̮͎͇̞̖͔̞͍͈̭̯̤̮͍͈̕͜ḑ̴̧̢̨͓̺͎͖̯͍̰̘̤̯̪͓͓͚̝̭̭̲̲̥̗̩̞͈̯̊̊̏̾͌̍̓̌̿̓̿̔͛̓̓̿͋̄̔̚̕̕̕͝ͅ ̸̛̛̩̦̰̜̫̻̣̝̫̜͈̮͕̟͊̎̈́̾̀̌͐͒̏͋̍͗͊̆̽̈́̾̐̏̂͌̃̀̐̚͜͝m̴̧̛̪̰̣͍̜̬̹̱̩̦̪̠̘͈̘͔͑̿̈́̄̅̂̓̔͛͂͛͋̅͒̍̏͑̔̑͑̏͗̉̂͘̕͜͝ḙ̵̡̧̫̤͕̯̬͎̳͚̯̤̙̲͑͊̽̋̄̔̊̈́͗̓̃̇̿͐̆̀̚̕͝͝͝͝m̷̧̨̡̯̬̲͙̘̱̰̲͉͚̩̤̞̠̬͖̭̯̙̻̝̮̝͚̤̻̆͒̾̿̈́̌͐̓̀͒͑̋̎̆̚̚͘͠͝͝ǒ̵̦̈́̓͒̆̾͗̾͐̈́͂̇̌̌̽̑̽̂̊̊̔͑͘͠ŗ̸̡̡̬̙̬͙̓͆̂̀̌̂̑͑̐̒̎̍͝͠y̶̢̦̯̫͙̲̣̳̟͚̖̣͉̱͍͎͉͖͖̭͕̘͓͇͍͇͋̓̍̅͒̏̈́̐̔͂͆̓̃͑͋́̆̈͆̈͒̿͝͝.̸̡̧̮̱̭̱͓̗̙̭̙̘̖̟͓̹̖̭͎͓͓̔̓̾ͅͅ)") (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Exorcise|error]] =| B. [[Exorcise|error]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

``[NWWW System Message - 21XX]`` Hello $username! We've been keeping track of your progress and you have been doing an excellent job! As a token of our appreciation you've been invited to NWWW's 3rd Employee Pizza Party! While we fix our clocks, it will be hosted all day for tomorrow. Remember to bring your own pizza. <them>Message from HQ</them>: $confidant was detected as an anomaly and exorcised. Proceed to your next assignment: [[Next Assignment.|Anomaly 6 Prelude]] (set: $error to true) (set: $exorcisms to $exorcisms + 1) (if: $exorcisms is $genocide)[(goto: "Exorcised Ending")]

''[NWWW System Message - 21XX]'' Dear $username, Our diligent team of exorcists have determined that you are in fact a ghost. As stated in our [[Terms of Sevices|Restart]], your account will be archived for further research as we improve our New World Wide Web Security. While this is happening, the exoricsm process will begin. For the ease and convenience of yourself and our exorcists, we recommend leave your screen (if you can), take a seat (if you can), and have a glass of water (if you can). If something feels strange, ''DO NOT RESIST''. Regards, NWWW Exorcism Team

``[System Alert: User Reported in Web 2044]`` <them>Message from HQ</them>: A user was mass-reported in one of our *pre-extinction α* servers. You've investigated this server before but your supervisor has left a brief: Only 3 things to remember for this mission: 1. Chatbots were at their most powerful and are the only prevalent type of ghosts. 2. They have ulterior motives for conversing. 3. User reports are known to be untrustworthy. Be thorough, $username. [[Log In to Server 2044|anomaly6]] (set: $confidant to "da1337") (set: $user to true)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to (a: "Hello $confidant")) (set: $responses to it + (a: "137 m3 9u355, 4n07h32 0n3 0f nwww'5 3x02c1575?")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Oh, give me one sec...]] =| B. [[Exorcise|leet]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "...")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[/translate -1337 -en]] =| B. [[Exorcise|leet]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

``[NWWW System Message - 21XX]`` Hello $username! As an employee of NWWW we would like to share that our NSNS (NWWW Social Networking Service) is wrapping up its testing stages. Our frontend team has been working really hard to deliver something new to our users. Thanks to your expert deductions and exorcisms we hope to see our SNS thrive with real user activity. <them>Message from HQ</them>: $confidant was detected as an anomaly and exorcised. Proceed to your next assignment: [[Next Assignment.|Anomaly 7 Prelude]] (set: $leet to true) (set: $exorcisms to $exorcisms + 1) (if: $exorcisms is $genocide)[(goto: "Exorcised Ending")]

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "You done?(text-style: \"subscript\")[translated]")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Yes! Sorry about that, hello!]] =| B. [[Exorcise|leet]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "If you're an exorcist, you better scram buddy.(text-style: \"subscript\")[translated]")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[What? Why would exorcists be looking for you?]] =| B. [[Exorcise|leet]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "Because I have haters pal.(text-style: \"subscript\")[translated]")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Oh, thats a shame. Who is hating on you?]] =| B. [[Exorcise|leet]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "Well, thats a crock of shite, isn't it?(text-style: \"subscript\")[translated]")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[What do you mean? I'm only trying to understand you, you know?]] =| B. [[Exorcise|leet]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "Everyone here hates how I talk. The f*ckers don't appreciate the leet speak.(text-style: \"subscript\")[translated]")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Let's start toning down the language a little bit, shall we?]] =| B. [[Exorcise|leet]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "Hey d*ckhead, I read the ToS, I can say what I want.(text-style: \"subscript\")[translated] <them>$confidant</them>: Exorcist or not, there's nothing you can legally do.(text-style: \"subscript\")[translated]")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Oh, really? You understand what NWWW qualifies as a ghost?]] =| B. [[Exorcise|leet]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "I've read the ToS, d*ckhead. I know my rights.(text-style: \"subscript\")[translated]")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Are you aware of what NWWW defines as a ghost?]] =| B. [[Exorcise|leet]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "It's not rocket science. Basically anything that isn't considered a person.(text-style: \"subscript\")[translated]")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Close... Are you aware of NWWW's principle values?]] =| B. [[Exorcise|leet]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "...")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Hello..?]] =| B. [[Exorcise|leet]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "has disconnected.")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Disconnect|Anomaly 7 Prelude]] =| B. [[Exorcise|leet]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

``[System Alert: User Reported in Web 9875]`` <them>Message from HQ</them>: A user was mass-reported in one of our modern properietary servers. Your supervisor has let us know you won't be needing a debriefing. [[Log In to Server 9875|anomaly7]] (set: $confidant to "SpookySquid19") (set: $user to true)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to (a: "Hello $confidant")) (set: $responses to it + (a: "hallo! ^w^")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Hey! How are you doing today, $confidant?]] =| B. [[Exorcise|squid]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "GUHHHHHHH ( ˶°ㅁ°) !! <them>$confidant</them>: another exorcist... (¬_¬\")")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[What? What makes you say that?]] =| B. [[Exorcise|squid]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "HeY! hOw ArE yOu DoInG ToDaY, `$confidant`? [┐∵]┘")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[...]] =| B. [[Exorcise|squid]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "im NOT a ghost! (っ´ཀ`)っ <them>$confidant</them>: im just a silly girl who types silly faces and does silly things... ٩( ᐛ )و")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Hmm...]] =| B. [[Exorcise|squid]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "$username! if you exorices me there will be BIG consequnces!! ( ｡ •̀ ᴖ •́ ｡)")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Like how? Are you an employee of NWWW?]] =| B. [[Exorcise|squid]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

(set: $squid to true) (set: $exorcisms to $exorcisms + 1) (if: $exorcisms is $genocide)[(goto: "Exorcised Ending")] (go-to:"SNS Prelude")

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "an employee? hw dare you! i am the great founder of our beloved (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ NWWW ♥")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[The founder?]] =| B. [[Exorcise|squid]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "you think those dunderheads in hq are responsible for NWWW's ⋆🕊𝒶𝑒𝓈𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓉𝒾𝒸𝓈🕊⋆?")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[I suppose not... Then how come now you're just a mass-reported user?]] =| B. [[Exorcise|squid]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "apparently, most people don't like ⋆🕊𝒶𝑒𝓈𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓉𝒾𝒸𝓈🕊⋆. <them>$confidant</them>: (¬`‸´¬)")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Oh, I see.]] =| B. [[Exorcise|squid]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "oh you do now? well, you'd be doing me a big favor if you let hq know ˙ᵕ˙ <them>Deleted User</them>: For now I must go ( ◡̀_◡́)ᕤ")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Wait, what??.]] =| B. [[Exorcise|squid]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1) (set: $confidant to "Deleted User")

<textbox>{ (set: $responses to it + (a: (passage:)'s name)) (set: $responses to it + (a: "has disconnected.")) (display: "Messenger") } </textbox> <answers> |= A. [[Disconnect.|SNS Prelude]] =| B. [[Exorcise|squid]] |==| </answers> (scroll: ?textbox, 1)

``[NWWW System Message - 21XX]`` <them>Message from HQ</them>: (if:$squid )[$confidant was detected as an anomaly and exorcised.] Your supervisor has requested you commence your 10 minute break. Conveniently, our NSNS (NWWW Social Networking Service) has finally come online! As you are an employee you have already been registered and are ready to go. Why don't you examine the fruits of your labor? [[nwww.nsns.com/home?lang-en]]

<sns>(if:$princess is false)[<img src = "https://i.imgur.com/kDwfetM.png">] (if:$railway is false)[<img src = "https://i.imgur.com/mqA4xsB.png">] (if:$leet is false)[<img src = "https://i.imgur.com/N07WtgG.png">] (if:$cat is false)[<img src = "https://i.imgur.com/l9oDOHs.png">] (if:$squid is false)[<img src = "https://i.imgur.com/3zOhLfm.png">] (if:$railway is false)[<img src = "https://i.imgur.com/oWrZRKY.png">] (if:$railway is false)[<img src = "https://i.imgur.com/Sm28oxU.png">] (if:$deep is false)[<img src = "https://i.imgur.com/HfiA8LB.png">] (if:$leet is false)[<img src = "https://i.imgur.com/8Bjbzf9.png">] (if:$squid is false)[<img src = "https://i.imgur.com/PbA1749.png">] (if:$deep is false)[<img src = "https://i.imgur.com/SLhBGJi.png">] </sns>

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