Trash Limbs

<<nobr>> <<include "StoryInit">> <img src="assets/images/title-screen.gif" /> <section class="nes-container with-title is-centered"> <button class="nes-btn is-success" data-passage="Begin">Begin</button> </section> /* <<goto "Credits">> */ <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <<audio "menu" loop play>> <<set $successfulDate to false>> <<set $day to 0>> <<set $eyeballs to []>> <<set $hands to []>> <<set $feet to []>> <<set $gutPiles to []>> <<set $names = ['Patricia','Leon','Lionel','Marcus','Jules','Allison','Dan','Chuck','Fredrick','Arnold','Poppy','Carlos','Jude','Jonsey','Nikki','Caleb','Sam','Wyatt','Jenn','Caitlin','Emily','Emilio','Chrissy','Riley','Tien','Erik','Jonathan','Will','Foster','Cooper','Buckwheat','Langston','Neil','Harry','Allan','Tucker','Desmond','Dio','Joeseph','Jotaro','Josuke','Hans','Cade','Ryan','Sandy','Kirsten','Skullboy','Peter','Leslie','Tom','Donna','Merle','Henk','Paul','Maya','Candida','Nathan','Sally','Monika','Lily','Serena','Summer','Butter']>> <<set $availableLimbs to ['eyeballs', 'feet', 'hands', 'gutPiles']>> <<set $chosenLimb to $availableLimbs.random()>> <<set $normalLimbs to random(1,2)>> <<set $amountOfLimbs to $normalLimbs+random(1,2)>> <<set $dateName to $names.random()>> /* Player Init */ <<set $playerPos to [1,1]>> /* Thresholds */ <<set $foot1_threshold to 7>> <<set $foot2_threshold to 3>> <<set $foot3_threshold to 5>> <<set $eyeball1_threshold to 6>> <<set $eyeball2_threshold to 3>> <<set $eyeball3_threshold to 5>> <<set $hand1_threshold to 5>> <<set $hand2_threshold to 7>> <<set $hand3_threshold to 4>> <<set $GutPile1_threshold to 9>> <<set $GutPile2_threshold to 4>> <<set $GutPile3_threshold to 5>> <section class="balloon nes-container"> <div class="messages"> <div class="message -left"> <img src="assets/images/date-avatar.gif" alt="date's avatar" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"> <p>Hello! My name is <<print $dateName>></p> </div> </div> <div class="message -left"> <img src="assets/images/date-avatar.gif" alt="date's avatar" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"> <p>I like long walks on the beach and partners with $normalLimbs $chosenLimb</p> </div> </div> <div class="message -right"> <div class="nes-balloon from-right"> <p>I totally have <strong>$amountOfLimbs $chosenLimb</strong>! Let's get coffee.</p> </div> <img src="assets/images/you_avatar.gif" alt="your avatar, a brain with tendrils" /> </div> <div class="message -left"> <img src="assets/images/date-avatar.gif" alt="date's avatar" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"> <p>Great! See you in <strong>7 days</strong></p> </div> </div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container is-centered"> <p>Great! Now you need to find some $chosenLimb!</p> <button class="nes-btn" data-passage="Trash Site">Go to Trash Site</button> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <<cacheaudio "menu" "assets/music/Dumpster_Divin.mp3">> <<cacheaudio "boing" "assets/music/boing.mp3">> <<cacheaudio "transformation" "assets/music/transformation.mp3">> <<cacheaudio "trash" "assets/music/2_many_mouths.mp3">> <<cacheaudio "dating" "assets/music/many_eyes.mp3">> <<cacheaudio "credits" "assets/music/too_weird.mp3">> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <<silently>> <<set $day += 1>> <<audio "menu" stop>> <<audio "dating" stop>> <<audio "trash" loop play>> <<set $trashDay = 'Trash Site'+$day>> <</silently>> <<if $day is 8>> <<include 'Date Day'>> <<else>> <p style="text-align: center">Pick A Site!</p> <p style="text-align: center">Days Left: <<print 7 - $day>></p> <<include $trashDay>> <section class="nes-container with-title" style="margin-top: 20px;"> <p class="title">Parts</p> <div class="lists"> <ul class="nes-list is-circle"> <li>Eyeballs: <<print $eyeballs.length>></li> <li>Hands: <<print $hands.length>></li> <li>Feet: <<print $feet.length>></li> <li>Guts: <<print $gutPiles.length>></li> </ul> </div> </section> <</if>> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <<set $points to 0>> <section class="trash-sites"> <<MapSquare "2" "0" "Foot">> <<MapSquare "2" "1" "Eyeball">> <<MapSquare "2" "2" "Hand">> <<MapSquare "1" "0" "GutPile">> <<MapSquare "1" "1" "GutPile">> <<MapSquare "1" "2" "GutPile">> <<MapSquare "0" "0" "Hand">> <<MapSquare "0" "1" "Foot">> <<MapSquare "0" "2" "Eyeball">> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <link href="node_modules/nes.css/css/nes.min.css" rel="stylesheet" /> <link href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Press+Start+2P" rel="stylesheet"> <<silently>> <<audio "trash" stop>> <<audio "dating" loop play>> <<set $availableFeet = ['Foot1', 'Foot2', 'Foot3']>> <<set $chosenFoot = $availableFeet.random()>> <</silently>> <<include $chosenFoot>> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <<silently>> <<audio "trash" stop>> <<audio "dating" loop play>> <<set $availableEyeballs = ['Eyeball1', 'Eyeball2', 'Eyeball3']>> <<set $chosenEyeball = $availableEyeballs.random()>> <</silently>> <<include $chosenEyeball>> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <link href="node_modules/nes.css/css/nes.min.css" rel="stylesheet" /> <link href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Press+Start+2P" rel="stylesheet"> <<silently>> <<audio "trash" stop>> <<audio "dating" loop play>> <<set $availableHands = ['Hand1', 'Hand2', 'Hand3']>> <<set $chosenHand = $availableHands.random()>> <</silently>> <<include $chosenHand>> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <link href="node_modules/nes.css/css/nes.min.css" rel="stylesheet" /> <link href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Press+Start+2P" rel="stylesheet"> <<silently>> <<audio "trash" stop>> <<audio "dating" loop play>> <<set $availableGutPiles = ['GutPile1', 'GutPile2', 'GutPile3']>> <<set $chosenGutPile = $availableGutPiles.random()>> <</silently>> <<include $chosenGutPile>> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <<CheckDate>> <<silently>> <<set $dateType = ['Park', 'Mall', 'Coffee', 'Movie']>> <<set $chosenDate = $dateType.random()>> <</silently>> <<include $chosenDate>> <section class="nes-container is-centered"> <button class="nes-btn is-warning" data-passage="Credits">Thanks for Playing!</button> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container is-centered"> <p>You and your date went to the park for a delightful picnic.</p> <p>You were stylish, gracious, and witty.</p> <p>But was your date impressed?</p> </section> <section class="balloon nes-container"> <div class="messages"> <div class="message -left"> <img src="assets/images/date-avatar.gif" alt="date's avatar" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"> <p>Hey, it's me, <<print $dateName>></p> </div> </div> <div class="message -left"> <img src="assets/images/date-avatar.gif" alt="date's avatar" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"> <p>I had a great time at the park!</p> </div> </div> <div class="message -right"> <div class="nes-balloon from-right"> <p>Really? Want to go out again some time?</p> </div> <img src="assets/images/you_avatar.gif" alt="your avatar, a brain with tendrils" /> </div> <div class="message -left"> <img src="assets/images/date-avatar.gif" alt="date's avatar" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"> <<if $successfulDate>> <p>Go out? Let's get married!</p> <<else>> <p>Not if you were the last human on earth!</p> <</if>> </div> </div> </div> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container is-centered"> <p>You took your date to the mall, but it was pretty crowded.</p> <p>You spilled your drink on them and briefly forgot their name.</p> <p>can you ever live this down? Will love triumph above all else?</p> </section> <section class="balloon nes-container"> <div class="messages"> <div class="message -left"> <img src="assets/images/date-avatar.gif" alt="date's avatar" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"> <p>Heyo! It's <<print $dateName>></p> </div> </div> <div class="message -left"> <img src="assets/images/date-avatar.gif" alt="date's avatar" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"> <p>The mall was terrible! Worst date ever!</p> </div> </div> <div class="message -right"> <div class="nes-balloon from-right"> <p>I'm sorry, give me another chance?</p> </div> <img src="assets/images/you_avatar.gif" alt="your avatar, a brain with tendrils" /> </div> <div class="message -left"> <img src="assets/images/date-avatar.gif" alt="date's avatar" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"> <<if $successfulDate>> <p>You don't need another chance because I'm in love with you.</p> <<else>> <p>Thanks but no thanks.</p> <</if>> </div> </div> </div> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container is-centered"> <p>You took your date out to coffee.</p> <p>It was fine, although you weren't the best conversationalist.</p> <p>Maybe your date dind't mind. Or maybe they did.</p> </section> <section class="balloon nes-container"> <div class="messages"> <div class="message -left"> <img src="assets/images/date-avatar.gif" alt="date's avatar" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"> <p>Me again, <<print $dateName>></p> </div> </div> <div class="message -left"> <img src="assets/images/date-avatar.gif" alt="date's avatar" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"> <p>I had a great time getting coffee!</p> </div> </div> <div class="message -right"> <div class="nes-balloon from-right"> <p>Me too! Would you want to go out again?</p> </div> <img src="assets/images/you_avatar.gif" alt="your avatar, a brain with tendrils" /> </div> <div class="message -left"> <img src="assets/images/date-avatar.gif" alt="date's avatar" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"> <<if $successfulDate>> <p>You bet!</p> <<else>> <p>Uhhhhhh, let me think. No.</p> <</if>> </div> </div> </div> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container is-centered"> <p>You and your date went out to the movies!</p> <p>It was a double feature. The first flick was great but the second was a real stinker.</p> <p>Your date may not have loved the movies, but did they like you?</p> </section> <section class="balloon nes-container"> <div class="messages"> <div class="message -left"> <img src="assets/images/date-avatar.gif" alt="date's avatar" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"> <p>Hey hey, it's <<print $dateName>></p> </div> </div> <div class="message -left"> <img src="assets/images/date-avatar.gif" alt="date's avatar" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"> <p>Those movies sure were... long, huh?</p> </div> </div> <div class="message -right"> <div class="nes-balloon from-right"> <p>Sorry about that. Maybe our next date will be better?</p> </div> <img src="assets/images/you_avatar.gif" alt="your avatar, a brain with tendrils" /> </div> <div class="message -left"> <img src="assets/images/date-avatar.gif" alt="date's avatar" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"> <<if $successfulDate>> <p>Our next date will be perfect!</p> <<else>> <p>I think our next date will be non-existent. Bye.</p> <</if>> </div> </div> </div> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <<audio "menu" stop>> <<audio "dating" stop>> <<audio "trash" stop>> <<audio "credits" loop play>> <section class="credits-container"> <div class="lists"> <ul class="nes-list is-circle"> <li>Art: <a href="https://twitter.com/alowknees" target="_blank">Allison Lownie (@alowknees)</a></li> <li>Music/Sounds: <a href="https://twitter.com/ghoulnoise" target="_blank">Priscilla Snow (@ghoulnoise)</a></li> <li>Design/Writing: <a href="https://twitter.com/olbeyblade_jpeg" target="_blank">Penelope Evans (@olbeyblade_jpeg)</a></li> <li>Design/Programming: <a href="https://twitter.com/jlevstein" target="_blank">Jonathan Levstein (@jlevstein)</a></li> </ul> </div> <button class="nes-btn is-success" data-passage="Start">Try Again?</button> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg4"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/foot/blue_foot.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>What brings you to the trash heap?</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'Foot1-a' '2' "Same, me too." 'Foot1-q2'>>Just passing through.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Foot1-a' '1' "Who isn't?" 'Foot1-q2'>>I'm lost.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Foot1-a' '0' "That's weird of you." 'Foot1-q2'>>The smell.<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg4"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/foot/blue_foot.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Do you like to hike and travel?</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'Foot1-a' '2' "Great. We'll get along." 'Foot1-q3'>>I love to!<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Foot1-a' '0' "That's not the same." 'Foot1-q3'>>I like to watch movies about hiking.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Foot1-a' '1' "You'll take it." 'Foot1-q3'>>I could take it or leave it.<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg4"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/foot/blue_foot.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>What have you got to offer a foot like me?</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<if $eyeballs.length >= 1>> <<Choice 'Foot1-a' '2' "Nice, I love eyeballs." 'Foot1-q4'>>Seeing.<</Choice>> <<elseif $feet.length >= 1>> <<Choice 'Foot1-a' '-2' "Other feet? You're just like my last body." 'Foot1-q4'>>Walking.<</Choice>> <<else>> <<Choice 'Foot1-a' '-2' "So then, nothing." 'Foot1-q4'>>Nothing but my charming personality.<</Choice>> <</if>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg4"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/foot/blue_foot.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>If you could only watch one movie for the rest of your life what would it be?</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'Foot1-a' '-2' "Boring." 'Foot1-q5'>>Secretariat<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Foot1-a' '5' "Could we be soulmates?" 'Foot1-q5'>>Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Foot1-a' '-3' "So you care about insides but not outsides. I see how it is." 'Foot1-q5'>>Osmosis Jones<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg4"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/foot/blue_foot.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>In you opinion, what's my best feature?</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'Foot1-a' '1' "They are pretty delightful. " 'Foot1-eval'>>Your toes.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Foot1-a' '2' "Aaaaa, you think so?" 'Foot1-eval'>>Your nails.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Foot1-a' '0' "I mean, you can barely see them." 'Foot1-eval'>>Your bones.<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg4"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/foot/blue_foot.png" /> <<if $points >= $foot1_threshold>> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Take me away, darling! I'm yours.</p></div> <<set $feet.push('foot1')>> <<else>> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Get out of my sight. we're over!</p></div> <</if>> </div> </section> <<timed 5.5s>><<goto "Trash Site">><</timed>> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg1"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/foot/green_foot.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Have you got other parts, or would it be just me and you alone against the world?</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<if $eyeballs.length >= 1 or $feet.length >= 1 or $gutPiles.length >=1 or $hands.length >= 1>> <<Choice 'Foot2-a' '2' "That's wonderful!" 'Foot2-q4'>>I sure do!<</Choice>> <<else>> <<Choice 'Foot2-a' '-2' "At least you're planning on it, right?" 'Foot2-q4'>>Not yet, but I will!<</Choice>> <</if>> <<Choice 'Foot2-a' '-4' "I do, but. Nevermind." 'Foot2-q4'>>Other parts? Who needs 'em?<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg1"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/foot/green_foot.png" /> <<if $points >= $foot2_threshold>> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>I think you're the brain I've been looking for!</p></div> <<set $feet.push('foot2')>> <<else>> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>I'm sorry, I don't think we're compatible. But at least we tried.</p></div> <</if>> </div> </section> <<timed 5.5s>><<goto "Trash Site">><</timed>> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg1"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/foot/green_foot.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>$answer</p></div> </div> </section> <<timed 2.5s>><<goto $nextPassage>><</timed>> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg2"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/foot/yellow_foot.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Charmed, I'm sure. It's a pleasure to meet me.</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'Foot3-a' '0' "I know." 'Foot3-q2'>>Nice to meet you.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Foot3-a' '1' "Take your time. It's natural to be overwhelmed." 'Foot3-q2'>>Oh my.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Foot3-a' '2' "I know." 'Foot3-q2'>>It absolutely is.<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg2"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/foot/yellow_foot.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>So. You've never met a foot like me.</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'Foot3-a' '-2' "I doubt that." 'Foot3-q3'>>I've met a few.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Foot3-a' '0' "Hmm." 'Foot3-q3'>>No. (lie)<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Foot3-a' '2' "Thought so." 'Foot3-q3'>>Never.<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg2"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/foot/yellow_foot.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>And you've already got parts with you? Hands and whatnot?</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<if $eyeballs.length >= 1 || $feet.length >= 1 || $gutPiles.length >= 1 || $hands.length >= 1>> <<Choice 'Foot3-a' '-2' "Competition. I don't like that." 'Foot3-q4'>>I sure do!<</Choice>> <<else>> <<Choice 'Foot3-a' '-2' "No sense of loyalty, I see." 'Foot3-q4'>>Not yet, but I will!<</Choice>> <</if>> <<Choice 'Foot3-a' '4' "Oh, how sweet of you to say." 'Foot3-q4'>>You're the only part I care about.<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg2"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/foot/yellow_foot.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>What nail polish color suits me best?</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'Foot3-a' '-2' "I don't think so." 'Foot3-q5'>>Perfect Pink<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Foot3-a' '5' "How did you know?" 'Foot3-q5'>>Breakfast at Tiffany's<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Foot3-a' '-3' "No thank you." 'Foot3-q5'>>Seafoam Green<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg2"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/foot/yellow_foot.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>What makes me the ideal foot?</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'Foot3-a' '2' "I think so too." 'Foot3-eval'>>Your playful ankle.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Foot3-a' '1' "They are quite stylish." 'Foot3-eval'>>Your stylish toenails.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Foot3-a' '-10' "How dare you! How. Dare. You." 'Foot3-eval'>>Your personality!<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg2"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/foot/yellow_foot.png" /> <<if $points >= $foot3_threshold>> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>You're the body for me. Don't forget how special I am.</p></div> <<set $feet.push('foot3')>> <<else>> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>I can't be seen with you in public. Or private.</p></div> <</if>> </div> </section> <<timed 5.5s>><<goto "Trash Site">><</timed>> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg2"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/foot/yellow_foot.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>$answer</p></div> </div> </section> <<timed 2.5s>><<goto $nextPassage>><</timed>> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg4"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/eyeball/pink_eye.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Hey you. Punk. What's your story? You a liar?</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'Eye1-a' '2' "Huh. I respect that." 'Eye1-q2'>>When I have to be<</Choice>> <<Choice "Eye1-a" '0' "Okay, sure." 'Eye1-q2'>>No.<</Choice>> <<Choice "Eye1-a" '1' "Hahaha. Okay though, don't be too proud about it." 'Eye1-q2'>>Big time.<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg4"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/eyeball/pink_eye.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Do you like to cry?</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'Eye1-a' '1' 'Fair enough.' "Eye1-q3">>Sometimes.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Eye1-a' '2' 'Good, me neither.' "Eye1-q3">>Not really.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Eye1-a' '0' 'Huh. You really are a punk.' "Eye1-q3">>I hate it.<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg4"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/eyeball/pink_eye.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Would you rather be richer or taller?</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'Eye1-a' '0' 'Hah. chump.' "Eye1-q4">>Taller.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Eye1-a' '1' "Good answer." "Eye1-q4">>Richer.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Eye1-a' '2' "Haha! I like you." "Eye1-q4">>Neither.<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg4"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/eyeball/pink_eye.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Do you like scary movies?</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'Eye1-a' '0' 'What? Boring!' "Eye1-q5">>I hate them.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Eye1-a' '2' 'You really get me.' "Eye1-q5">>They're fine.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Eye1-a' '1' "That's laying it on a bit thick." "Eye1-q5">>I live for them!<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg4"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/eyeball/pink_eye.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>What do you think of me?</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'Eye1-a' '0' 'I guess.' "Eye1-eval">>You seem smart.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Eye1-a' '1' 'Yeah I do.' "Eye1-eval">>You seem cool.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Eye1-a' '2' 'Of course I do! Hah!' "Eye1-eval">>You seem strong.<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg4"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/eyeball/pink_eye.png" /> <<if $points >= $eyeball1_threshold>> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Huh, all right, I'm in. So long as you know how good you've got it.</p></div> <<set $eyeballs.push('eyeball1')>> <<else>> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>I don't think so. You're not my kinda body.</p></div> <</if>> </div> </section> <<timed 5.5s>><<goto "Trash Site">><</timed>> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg4"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/eyeball/pink_eye.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>$answer</p></div> </div> </section> <<timed 2.5s>><<goto $nextPassage>><</timed>> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg3"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/eyeball/orange_eye.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Well hello there. Who might you be?</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice "Eye2-a" '2' "Mmm, just what I was hoping." "Eye2-q2">>A fun-loving person.<</Choice>> <<Choice "Eye2-a" '0' "Okay, I get it." "Eye2-q2">>A busy person.<</Choice>> <<Choice "Eye2-a" '1' "Ooh. I'm intrigued." "Eye2-q2">>A cool person.<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg3"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/eyeball/orange_eye.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Do you like to party?</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice "Eye2-a" '1' "Only sometimes?" "Eye2-q3">>Sometimes.<</Choice>> <<Choice "Eye2-a" '2' "Prefer to spend time alone. I like that." "Eye2-q3">>Not really.<</Choice>> <<Choice "Eye2-a" '0' "Well you're no fun." "Eye2-q3">>I hate it.<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg3"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/eyeball/orange_eye.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Perfect vacation. Go.</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice "Eye2-a" '0' "The park? Seriously?" "Eye2-q4">>The park!<</Choice>> <<Choice "Eye2-a" '2' "Ahh. You're absolutely right." "Eye2-q4">>Relax on the beach.<</Choice>> <<Choice "Eye2-a" '1' "Sounds nice." "Eye2-q4">>Fireside at a ski resort.<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg3"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/eyeball/orange_eye.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Do you like romantic movies?</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice "Eye2-a" '0' 'No you are.' "Eye2-q5">>They're the worst.<</Choice>> <<Choice "Eye2-a" '1' 'Right?' "Eye2-q5">>Of course I do!<</Choice>> <<Choice "Eye2-a" '2' 'More fun to spend time with me, right?' "Eye2-q5">>They're okay.<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg3"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/eyeball/orange_eye.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>How would you describe me in one word?</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice "Eye2-a" '1' "Awwww!" "Eye2-eval">>Sweet<</Choice>> <<Choice "Eye2-a" '-10' "WHAT?" "Eye2-eval">>Comfortable<</Choice>> <<Choice "Eye2-a" '2' "You get me. You seriously get me." "Eye2-eval">>Luxurious<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg3"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/eyeball/orange_eye.png" /> <<if $points >= $eyeball2_threshold>> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Sign me up, baby.</p></div> <<set $eyeballs.push('eyeball2')>> <<else>> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>I think I need to do more soul-searching before I join a body.</p></div> <</if>> </div> </section> <<timed 5.5s>><<goto "Trash Site">><</timed>> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg3"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/eyeball/orange_eye.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>$answer</p></div> </div> </section> <<timed 2.5s>><<goto $nextPassage>><</timed>> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg2"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/eyeball/brown_eye.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Oh! Hey there.</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'Eye3-a' '2' "Hey, hey." "Eye3-q2">>Hey!<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Eye3-a' '0' "Um." "Eye3-q2">>Howdy!<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Eye3-a' '1' "You too!" "Eye3-q2">>Nice to meet you!<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg2"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/eyeball/brown_eye.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>so...Do you have other parts with you?</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<if $eyeballs.length >= 1 || $feet.length >= 1 || $gutPiles.length >= 1 || $hands.length >= 1>> <<Choice 'Eye3-a' '0' "Okay. Cool I guess." "Eye3-q3">>Yup, I do.<</Choice>> <<else>> <<Choice 'Eye3-a' '1' "Oh, good!" "Eye3-q3" data-setter="$points += 1">>Not yet, but I'm working on it.<</Choice>> <</if>> <<Choice 'Eye3-a' '0' "Well... it seems a bit lonely." "Eye3-q3">>Who needs other parts?<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg2"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/eyeball/brown_eye.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>This trash heap can be pretty scary. Do you ever get scared?</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'Eye3-a' '1' "I'm glad it's not just me." "Eye3-q4">>Sure, sometimes.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Eye3-a' '0' "Wow, you're so brave." "Eye3-q4">>Never<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Eye3-a' '2' "Oh, I'm the same way!" "Eye3-q4">>Not if I'm not alone.<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg2"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/eyeball/brown_eye.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Do you like funny movies?</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'Eye3-a' '0' "Oh, uh, me neither I guess." "Eye3-q5">>Yuck.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Eye3-a' '1' "Cool!" "Eye3-q5">>Sure, I like them.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Eye3-a' '2' "Me too! You and I are a lot alike." "Eye3-q5">>I like all kinds of movies.<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg2"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/eyeball/brown_eye.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Do you think you're the right body for me?</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'Eye3-a' '-2' "Uh... how can you be so sure?" "Eye3-eval">>Absolutely<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Eye3-a' '1' "That's okay." "Eye3-eval">>I'm not sure.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Eye3-a' '2' "Cool. Okay. Cool!" "Eye3-eval">>I think so.<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg2"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/eyeball/brown_eye.png" /> <<if $points >= $eyeball3_threshold>> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>I think we should stick together.</p></div> <<set $eyeballs.push('eyeball3')>> <<else>> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>I'm sorry... I don't think we see eye to eye.</p></div> <</if>> </div> </section> <<timed 5.5s>><<goto "Trash Site">><</timed>> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg2"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/eyeball/brown_eye.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>$answer</p></div> </div> </section> <<timed 2.5s>><<goto $nextPassage>><</timed>> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg2"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img src="assets/images/hand/cyan_hand.png" alt="" class="limb-img"> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>What're you lookin' at?</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'Hand1-a' '1' "Yeah, that's what I thought." "Hand1-q2">>Nothin'<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Hand1-a' '0' "Hmph." "Hand1-q2">>You.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Hand1-a' '2' "Fair 'nuff." "Hand1-q2">>Trash mostly.<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg2"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img src="assets/images/hand/cyan_hand.png" alt="" class="limb-img"> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>You're not one of those nasty freaks who washes every little digit after you go to the bathroom, right?</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'Hand1-a' '2' "Now you're speakin' my language." "Hand1-q3">>What is soap<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Hand1-a' '-5' "So that's a hard yes." "Hand1-q3">>Clean hands clean health!<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Hand1-a' '0' "Square." "Hand1-q3">>I mean... after number 2<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg2"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img src="assets/images/hand/cyan_hand.png" alt="" class="limb-img"> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>I have 1/3 of hand foot and mouth disease, is that gonna be an issue?</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'Hand1-a' '2' "That's what I always say!" "Hand1-q4">>Health? Who needs it!<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Hand1-a' '1' "Heh, thanks." "Hand1-q4">>One out of three isn't bad.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Hand1-a' '0' "Screw you." "Hand1-q4">>I don't like that.<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg2"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img src="assets/images/hand/cyan_hand.png" alt="" class="limb-img"> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Hey. Tell me a secret.</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'Hand1-a' '-1' "As if!" "Hand1-q5">>You tell one!<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Hand1-a' '2' "Loser!" "Hand1-q5">>I peed my pants in grade three.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Hand1-a' '-1' "Wow. Just wow." "Hand1-q5">>I'm afraid of snails.<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg2"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img src="assets/images/hand/cyan_hand.png" alt="" class="limb-img"> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Guess my sign.</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'Hand1-a' '1' "Nailed it." "Hand1-eval">>Taurus<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Hand1-a' '0' "Not even close." "Hand1-eval">>Capricorn<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Hand1-a' '0' "Pfft. I can see why you think that." "Hand1-eval">>Scorpio<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg2"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/hand/cyan_hand.png" /> <<if $points >= $hand1_threshold>> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>You're nastier than I expected! I'm in!</p></div> <<set $hands.push('hand1')>> <<else>> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Buzz off, loser!</p></div> <</if>> </div> </section> <<timed 5.5s>><<goto "Trash Site">><</timed>> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg2"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/hand/cyan_hand.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>$answer</p></div> </div> </section> <<timed 2.5s>><<goto $nextPassage>><</timed>> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg3"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img src="assets/images/hand/melon_hand.png" alt="" class="limb-img"> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>I'm not one for small talk. Let's not beat around the bush.</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'Hand2-a' '0' "Don't waste my time, darling." "Hand2-q2">>Okay?<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Hand2-a' '2' "Hm." "Hand2-q2">>Let's not.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Hand2-a' '1' "Good." "Hand2-q2">>I like that.<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg3"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img src="assets/images/hand/melon_hand.png" alt="" class="limb-img"> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Let's get down to brass tacks. Tell me about your hygiene regiment.</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'Hand2-a' '2' "Correct." "Hand2-q3">>Always wash hands before returning to work.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Hand2-a' '0' "I do. But let's move on." "Hand2-q3">>Who cares?<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Hand2-a' '1' "Well, I suppose you're not perfect." "Hand2-q3">>I forget sometimes.<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg3"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img src="assets/images/hand/melon_hand.png" alt="" class="limb-img"> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>What do you most like to hold?</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'Hand2-a' '-2' "How uncultured." "Hand2-q4">>A game controller<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Hand2-a' '2' "Ahh. Lovely." "Hand2-q4">>A crisp red apple.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Hand2-a' '1' "That's fine." "Hand2-q4">>A green apple.<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg3"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img src="assets/images/hand/melon_hand.png" alt="" class="limb-img"> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Pick a ring for me.</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'Hand2-a' '-2' "You have no taste." "Hand2-q5">>Silver with amber<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Hand2-a' '1' "A fine ring for fine fingers." "Hand2-q5">>Diamond, obviously<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Hand2-a' '3' "Now you, you have taste." "Hand2-q5">>Gold and obsidian<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg3"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img src="assets/images/hand/melon_hand.png" alt="" class="limb-img"> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Tell me something I should know about you.</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'Hand2-a' '2' "Oh, you don't say." "Hand2-eval">>I'm rich and famous.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Hand2-a' '1' "But of course not." "Hand2-eval">>I've never met a hand like you.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Hand2-a' '0' "That's fine, but I don't really care." "Hand2-eval">>I'm trustworthy and caring.<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg3"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/hand/melon_hand.png" /> <<if $points >= $hand2_threshold>> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>I didn't expect you to be so dignified... but I'm charmed.</p></div> <<set $hands.push('hand2')>> <<else>> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>I wouldn't be part of your body if it was the last one on earth.</p></div> <</if>> </div> </section> <<timed 5.5s>><<goto "Trash Site">><</timed>> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg3"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/hand/melon_hand.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>$answer</p></div> </div> </section> <<timed 2.5s>><<goto $nextPassage>><</timed>> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg4"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img src="assets/images/hand/snot_hand.png" alt="" class="limb-img"> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>I know you! I've seen you around the trash pile!</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'Hand3-a' '0' "Oh. Haha. Why would you?" "Hand3-q2">>I don't recognize you.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Hand3-a' '2' "You remember me! So cool!" "Hand3-q2">>I've seen you too.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Hand3-a' '1' "Yeah, you too!" "Hand3-q2">>Nice to meet you.<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg4"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img src="assets/images/hand/snot_hand.png" alt="" class="limb-img"> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Do you like drawing and writing?</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'Hand3-a' '2' "Hey, same." "Hand3-q3">>Only drawing.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Hand3-a' '1' "That's cool." "Hand3-q3">>Just writing.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Hand3-a' '0' "Seems like a lot of pressure for your hands." "Hand3-q3">>I like both!<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg4"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img src="assets/images/hand/snot_hand.png" alt="" class="limb-img"> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Can you pick a preferred stress toy?</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'Hand3-a' '0' "Those are fun." "Hand3-q4">>Fidget cube<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Hand3-a' '3' "Yeah! Bag of rice!" "Hand3-q4">>Bag of rice<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Hand3-a' '0' "That's a good one." "Hand3-q4">>Play-doh<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg4"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img src="assets/images/hand/snot_hand.png" alt="" class="limb-img"> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>If you had to pick a name for me, what would it be?</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'Hand3-a' '-1' "Oh, really?" "Hand3-q5">>Alex<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Hand3-a' '0' "I guess that's a good one." "Hand3-q5">>Nico<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Hand3-a' '2' "Wow! I love that!" "Hand3-q5">>Booger<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg4"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img src="assets/images/hand/snot_hand.png" alt="" class="limb-img"> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Please tell me a secret.</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'Hand3-a' '0' "Same I guess." "Hand3-eval">>I hate lasagna.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Hand3-a' '-1' "That sucks." "Hand3-eval">>I can't dance.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'Hand3-a' '3' "Me neither! Gosh!" "Hand3-eval">>I have no friends.<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg4"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/hand/snot_hand.png" /> <<if $points >= $hand3_threshold>> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>I wanna stick with you!</p></div> <<set $hands.push('hand3')>> <<else>> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>I think I gotta go...um... I left the stove on....</p></div> <</if>> </div> </section> <<timed 5.5s>><<goto "Trash Site">><</timed>> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg4"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/hand/snot_hand.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>$answer</p></div> </div> </section> <<timed 2.5s>><<goto $nextPassage>><</timed>> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg1"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/gutpile/redviolet_guts.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Have you got other parts on your team?</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<if $eyeballs.length >= 1 || $feet.length >= 1 || $gutPiles.length >= 1 || $hands.length >= 1>> <<Choice 'GutPile1-a' '1' "Okay, noted.." 'GutPile1-q5'>>Sure I do.<</Choice>> <<elseif $eyeballs.length >= 2 || $feet.length >= 2 || $gutPiles.length >= 2 || $hands.length >= 2>> <<Choice 'GutPile1-a' '2' "Great! The more the merrier!" 'GutPile1-q5'>>Yes. Loads.<</Choice>> <<else>> <<Choice 'GutPile1-a' '0' "Well, that's something to work on." 'GutPile1-q5'>>None yet.<</Choice>> <</if>> <<Choice 'GutPile1-a' '-2' "For the team! Duh!" 'GutPile1-q5'>>What do I need other parts for?<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg1"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/gutpile/redviolet_guts.png" /> <<if $points >= $GutPile1_threshold>> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Let's do this thing! Go team!</p></div> <<set $gutPiles.push('gutPile1')>> <<else>> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>This isn't gonna work out... you don't have what it takes.</p></div> <</if>> </div> </section> <<timed 5.5s>><<goto "Trash Site">><</timed>> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg2"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/gutpile/bluepink_guts.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Hey.</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'GutPile2-a' '1' "Not too much." 'GutPile2-q2'>>What's up?<</Choice>> <<Choice 'GutPile2-a' '0' "Hi!" 'GutPile2-q2'>>Hi?<</Choice>> <<Choice 'GutPile2-a' '2' "Let's not get stuck in a loop." 'GutPile2-q2'>>Hey.<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg2"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/gutpile/bluepink_guts.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Fun activity?</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'GutPile2-a' '2' "You bet!" 'GutPile2-q3'>>Juggling.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'GutPile2-a' '1' "True." 'GutPile2-q3'>>Jogging!<</Choice>> <<Choice 'GutPile2-a' '0' "I don't think so." 'GutPile2-q3'>>Jenga!<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg2"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/gutpile/bluepink_guts.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Have you ever been in love?</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'GutPile2-a' '1' "Same." 'GutPile2-q4'>>Love! Who needs it?<</Choice>> <<Choice 'GutPile2-a' '2' "Still figuring it out? That's okay." 'GutPile2-q4'>>I don't know yet.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'GutPile2-a' '0' "Can't relate, personally." 'GutPile2-q4'>>Once or twice.<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg2"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/gutpile/bluepink_guts.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Who are we to you?</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'GutPile2-a' '0' "Don't be corny." 'GutPile2-q5'>>The best guts ever!<</Choice>> <<Choice 'GutPile2-a' '2' "We like that." 'GutPile2-q5'>>Someone I look up to.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'GutPile2-a' '1' "Okay. we can be friends." 'GutPile2-q5'>>A friend.<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg2"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/gutpile/bluepink_guts.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Describe the perfect set of organs.</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'GutPile2-a' '-1' "Ew." 'GutPile2-eval'>>Thick and juicy.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'GutPile2-a' '-1' "Come on." 'GutPile2-eval'>>Sporty but casual.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'GutPile2-a' '2' "!" 'GutPile2-eval'>>It's always been you.<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg2"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/gutpile/bluepink_guts.png" /> <<if $points >= $GutPile2_threshold>> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Aw. It's always been you.</p></div> <<set $gutPiles.push('gutPile2')>> <<else>> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Sorry honey... I gotta go my own way.</p></div> <</if>> </div> </section> <<timed 5.5s>><<goto "Trash Site">><</timed>> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg2"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/gutpile/bluepink_guts.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>$answer</p></div> </div> </section> <<timed 2.5s>><<goto $nextPassage>><</timed>> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg3"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/gutpile/greenyellow_guts.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Greetings. We've been waiting to meet you.</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'GutPile3-a' '2' "Do not be scared." 'GutPile3-q2'>>Oh, wow.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'GutPile3-a' '1' "Of course." 'GutPile3-q2'>>To meet me?<</Choice>> <<Choice 'GutPile3-a' '0' "..." 'GutPile3-q2'>>Ew.<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg3"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/gutpile/greenyellow_guts.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Could you be the chosen one? The brain we've been waiting for?</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'GutPile3-a' '-1' "That is not a good sign." 'GutPile3-q3'>>I sure feel like it.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'GutPile3-a' '1' "That's a good sign." 'GutPile3-q3'>>I don't know.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'GutPile3-a' '2' "Do not think about it too much." 'GutPile3-q3'>>The chosen one?<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg3"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/gutpile/greenyellow_guts.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Look in your heart. Who are you?</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'GutPile3-a' '2' "So you think." 'GutPile3-q4'>>A caring person.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'GutPile3-a' '0' "So you think." 'GutPile3-q4'>>A smart person.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'GutPile3-a' '0' "Ah. We sense that." 'GutPile3-q4'>>A lonely person.<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg3"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/gutpile/greenyellow_guts.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>And who am I?</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'GutPile3-a' '2' "Correct." 'GutPile3-q5'>>Larger than the sum of your parts.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'GutPile3-a' '1' "Perhaps." 'GutPile3-q5'>>The guts I've waited for.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'GutPile3-a' '0' "No." 'GutPile3-q5'>>A pile of good organs.<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg3"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/gutpile/greenyellow_guts.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>Can body parts be friends?</p></div> </div> </section> <section class="nes-container"> <<Choice 'GutPile3-a' '2' "We think so too." 'GutPile3-eval'>>In special cases.<</Choice>> <<Choice 'GutPile3-a' '0' "Us. You." 'GutPile3-eval'>>Who's to say?<</Choice>> <<Choice 'GutPile3-a' '1' "Good to hear." 'GutPile3-eval'>>I'd like to think so.<</Choice>> </section> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg3"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/gutpile/greenyellow_guts.png" /> <<if $points >= $GutPile3_threshold>> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>You were the chosen one all along.</p></div> <<set $gutPiles.push('gutPile3')>> <<else>> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>We're not the guts for you. Good luck to you.</p></div> <</if>> </div> </section> <<timed 5.5s>><<goto "Trash Site">><</timed>> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <section class="nes-container date-container"> <div class="background bg3"></div> <div class="image-container"> <img class="limb-img" src="assets/images/gutpile/greenyellow_guts.png" /> <div class="nes-balloon from-left"><p>$answer</p></div> </div> </section> <<timed 2.5s>><<goto $nextPassage>><</timed>> <</nobr>>