hey guys my birthday is next week but i been thinking. can we cancel the buffet reservation and do a gloryhole orgy instead
<% story.showDelayed("0002"); %>ya boy is good to serve cunt again
[[what the fuck->0003]]VAL IT IS THE ASS CRACK MIDDLE OF MIDNIGHT
<% story.showDelayed("0004"); %>wait why are you all texting. is the chatter app down again
<% story.showDelayed("0005"); %>I HAVE WORK IN 3 HOURS
<% story.showDelayed("0006"); %>Waow !! Gay morning <% story.showDelayed("0007"); %>Valentino added you and 9 other people to the group.
<% story.showDelayed("0001"); %>What?! Fuck you, we are not cancelling the buffet, the rodízio has a 4 month long waitlist for the party rooms.
<% story.showDelayed("0008"); %>yeah that's the point i hope you all fuck me
<% story.showDelayed("0009"); %>bro I wqas really looking forward to the filet mignon :/
<% story.showDelayed("0010"); %>We can do both. Both is good.
<% story.showDelayed("0011"); %>SHUT UP!!! I HAVE TO SLEEP!!!
<% story.showDelayed("0012"); %>Yeah we can stuff our faces with meat then stuff Val's face with more meat. That's is a win-win situation.
<% story.showDelayed("0013"); %>bro.... thank you bro...
<% story.showDelayed("0020"); %>my manager told me that i have to work on my bday so i kinda just wanna lay down in a czech at the end of the day uknno <% story.showDelayed("0021"); %>if noboddy got me, i know wade gots me. can i get an amen
[[is there even a gloryhole near us.->0014]]
[[Amen!->0014]]Do you want me to bring my sparkle pink or glow in the dark xenomorph dildo? <% story.showDelayed("0026"); %>The closest gloryhole place is 50 miles away. We are not doing a gloryhole for your birthday party, Valentino.
<% story.showDelayed("0016"); %>Dude, not cool. It's his fucking birthday, I think we should at least meet him halfway and do a regular orgy
<% story.showDelayed("0017"); %>CAN YOU ALL MOVE THIS TO CHATTER PELASE
<% story.showDelayed("0018"); %>A week turnaround is kinda tight but I think I can make a quick gloryhole with the plywood I got laying around. Do you want the one where you suck or the one where you're fucked? <% story.showDelayed("0019"); %>Wow hey all, I just woke up. And I'm really sorry to hear that, V, I know you put your time off request the moment we got the reservation booked. I can't imagine how frustrated you must feel! What can I do to make things better for you? <% story.showDelayed("0022"); %>i dont think we can make a comfortable gloryhole booth in a week hunter. someone is gonna get splinters on their junk <% story.showDelayed("0023"); %>if we do this i can steal more condoms Nd lube from work ezpz <% story.showDelayed("0024"); %>aww sunday you're so sweet... its been so hard recovering from the tube tie but as of today im all clear to break it down sloppy style <% story.showDelayed("0025"); %>Val quick question. Are you drunk.
<% story.showDelayed("0015"); %>I HATE YOU ALL <% story.showDelayed("0028"); %>yes <% story.showDelayed("0027"); %>Valentino baby you never answered my question <% story.showDelayed("0029"); %>Congrats on your recovery V! I remember your hysto being rough on you too, but I know all the new possibilities will make the waiting worth it :)
[[so are we gonna do dinner or should we do a snack bar->0030a]]
[[wtf are we even talking about->0030b]]i don't really like abusing medical leave letters but if you really want me to i can write down that you caught something viral val <% story.showDelayed("0039a"); %>too much physical activity after eating a large meal wouldn't be a good idea tho <% story.showDelayed("0032a"); %>Pete you're literally a doctor. You can write him a medical letter saying Val can't go into work the next day <% story.showDelayed("0033a"); %>We can legit fuck him so hard that he needs physical therapy afterwards <% story.showDelayed("0034a"); %>omg i woould love that. love you gays <% story.showDelayed("0035a"); %>*guys <% story.showDelayed("0036a"); %>Oh hang on, I got this new extra ribbed tentacle depth trainer the other day, haven't unboxed it yet. We can debut it at the orgy! <% story.showDelayed("0037a"); %>can i try it too <% story.showDelayed("0038a"); %>I'm not cancelling the reservation. Do you know how many strings I had to pull in order to get that room? <% story.showDelayed("0031a"); %>I won't lie V, when you first got your hysto I kept thinking. "Why can't we do a Freaky Friday junk swap so I could take your bits and you could have mine?" It seems like a waste of some perfectly good organs if you ask me. <% story.showDelayed("0031b"); %>i actually have an answer for this <% story.showDelayed("0032b"); %>Is it because of science <% story.showDelayed("0033b"); %>and transphobia <% story.showDelayed("0034b"); %>Obviously. <% story.showDelayed("0035b"); %>so organ transplants arent anything new right, we've been doing kidney, heart, liver, lung transplants for a while. but finding compatible organ donors is very difficult with month and year-long waitlists. <% story.showDelayed("0036b"); %>even after finding a compatible donor, the chance of the recipients body rejecting the new organ is extremely high. the immune system doesnt like it. thats why transplant recipients take medication to suppress the immune system <% story.showDelayed("0037b"); %>im nodding my head like I understand <% story.showDelayed("0038b"); %>but suppressing the immune system is generally not a great idea, so it's only prescribed when deemed medically necessary, aka for a life-saving proceedure <% story.showDelayed("0039b"); %>Are you telling me it's not medically necessary for me to be a big titty goth gf? I could have taken Val's big naturals. <% story.showDelayed("0040b"); %>unfortunately the majority of surgeons have bad taste <% story.showDelayed("0041b"); %>Nooooo not my self-actualization!! Now I'll never have a dick I don't have to inflate by honking my balls. <% story.showDelayed("0042b"); %>What are the measurements for your bed btw, need to know so I can cut everything right <% story.showDelayed("0041a"); %>Are we really gonna DIY a gloryhole, Hunter? What about the padding for his waist and straps for his legs? Do you even have enough cloth in the same color so it's not a fucking eyesore? <% story.showDelayed("0042a"); %>I'm actually almost done knitting this blanket if we want to use it to cover one of the sides. <% story.showDelayed("0045a"); %>omg yeah like "i got a major case of the down bad bedrotting. my boner hurts so bad when i move" <% story.showDelayed("0040a"); %>It's not gonna be an eyesore Aubrey, it's a fucking box. For fucking someone through. <% story.showDelayed("0043a"); %>FUck all of you. <% story.showDelayed("0044a"); %>Please let me sleep <% story.showDelayed("0056"); %>A shower curtain works in a pinch too. <% story.showDelayed("0046a"); %>i'm so excited for this. gonna be the best birthday bash ever :) <% story.showDelayed("0048a"); %>Wait Xerxes, hold the condoms. We should do creampies and eat them fresh at the party. <% story.showDelayed("0050a"); %>It really sounds like it! What kind of cake should we make for you? <% story.showDelayed("0049a"); %>YOOOOOOOO THAT'S A BOMB IDEA <% story.showDelayed("0051a"); %>Oh my fucking god <% story.showDelayed("0052a"); %>I'm down. In fact, you could say that I'm down bad. <% story.showDelayed("0053a"); %>LMAO ok ok ok <% story.showDelayed("0054a"); %>fellas can we get an f in the chat <% story.showDelayed("0043b"); %>STFU <% story.showDelayed("0047b"); %>f
[[F->0046b]]F <% story.showDelayed("0044b"); %>That actually sounds really good, I'll try to deliver ;) <% story.showDelayed("0055"); %>F <% story.showDelayed("0045b"); %>That definitely makes sense Pete, and I appreciate you so much for explaining it to us 🤗 Still, I feel like it's pretty disappointing!
<% story.showDelayed("0048b"); %>I should be in charge of science from now on, I would be so good at it. <% story.showDelayed("0049b"); %>First order of business: we work on space-time technology and physics so we unlock the power of portals and teleportation. This way, we can do important things like warp to the gloryhole place. <% story.showDelayed("0051b"); %>what would your first order be when you get into office <% story.showDelayed("0050b"); %>Aw, I was really looking forward to building one tho :/ <% story.showDelayed("0052b"); %>I like that we're all being very resourceful <% story.showDelayed("0047a"); %>YOOOOO that's such a good idea. Let's kickstart it. I'm so down.
[[ngl that does sound dope->0055]]
[[and i repeat: what the fuck->0055]]Once we've mastered teleportation, we shift our focus into making pocket bussies that connect directly to Valentine's tight cunt. If we make enough of them for us all every day can be a gloryhole orgy. <% story.showDelayed("0053b"); %>well if we're really going all in on this gloryhole then I might need to see about busting out one of the big 55 gallon drums of lube so we can dunk val into it. we'd go through too many of the free bottles I can liberate from work, plus it's the kind of gift that keeps on giving <% story.showDelayed("0057"); %>There's plenty of uses for lubricant, Aubrey! You just have to be creative with it. <% story.showDelayed("0059"); %>We can open up our own private slip and slide park where Val is the only attraction ever. <% story.showDelayed("0060"); %>Oh no, that sounds serious! Do you need an ambulance to take you to the ER? <% story.showDelayed("0063a"); %>Dude, aren't those things online order only? And like over $6k?? What the fuck is Val going to do with 55 fucking gallons of lube after this??? <% story.showDelayed("0058"); %>ily sunday but please don't put anyone into debt over a joke
<% story.showDelayed("0064"); %>y'all, we are so fucking smart.
[[i feel like i'm having an aneurysm->0061a]]
[[if we use this much lube, we probably need a temporary bed for the gloryhole->0061b]]we can probably find blueprints for those uhhhhh cardboard olympics beds <% story.showDelayed("0062b"); %>Me too. I can't sleep with my phone vibrating all the time. <% story.showDelayed("0062a"); %>... You realize those beds were engineered by an actual company in Japan, right? And that they're notorious for causing back pain? <% story.showDelayed("0063b"); %>Aren't they also like, anti-sex lmao
<% story.showDelayed("0064b"); %>the design is actually pretty solid. Didn't you see that video of the one gymnast jumping on it?
<% story.showDelayed("gay"); %>Please let me sleep im on my fucking hands and knees here <% story.showDelayed("gay"); %>ok ilu all so much
<% story.showDelayed("0066"); %>but i think it's time to go back to sleep
[[Alright, good night Val->0067]]Good night. Guess I'll have to figure out the logistics some other time.
<% story.showDelayed("0069"); %>That's valid, V! It is very early in the morning and listening to your body is very important.
<% story.showDelayed("0070"); %>Ohhhhhh okay gay night!!!
<% story.showDelayed("0068"); %>WHAT. FUCK YOU VAL
<% story.showDelayed("0071"); %>that's the plan ye
<% story.showDelayed("0073"); %>FUCK ALL OF YOU
<% story.showDelayed("0072"); %>I'm so stoked for this, can't wait to get started on the gloryhole.
<% story.showDelayed("0075"); %>good night see you soon
<% story.showDelayed("0074"); %>FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
<% story.showDelayed("0076"); %>Night you gay bitches
<% story.showDelayed("0077"); %>nighty nighty!!
<% story.showDelayed("0078"); %>FUCK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU
<% story.showDelayed("0079"); %>Haha aww, someone's excited for the orgy.
<% story.showDelayed("0080"); %>SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!