Salubrious

(set: $phealth to 100) (set: $mhealth to 100) (set: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_0 to false) (set: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_0_System_0 to (a:) ) (set: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_1 to false) (set: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_0_System_1 to (a:) ) (set: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_2 to false) (set: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_3 to false) (set: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_0_System_3 to (a:) ) (set: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_4 to false) (set: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_5 to false) (set: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_0_System_5 to (a:) ) (set: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_6 to false) (set: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_0_System_6 to (a:) ) (set: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_7 to false) (set: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_8 to false) (set: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_0_System_8 to (a:) ) (set: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_9 to false) (set: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_0_System_9 to (a:) ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to 60)

Physical Health: $phealth Mental Health: $mhealth Minututes Left: $numberOfMinutesLeft (display: "Check Status")

<img src="Pics/Art Building Lobby Impression 20.png" width="800" height="500"> You have entered the Art Building and you are now standing in the Art Building Lobby. [[Explore Art Building Lobby|Art Building Lobby Encounters 0]] (link: "Move on to Art Building Cafe")[ (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - (random: 1,3)) (goto: "Art Building Cafe 0") ] [(display: "HUD")]<HUD|

{ (if: $phealth <= 0)[ (goto: "Hospital") ] (if: $mhealth <= 0)[ (goto: "Mental Ward") ] (if: $numberOfMinutesLeft <= 0)[ (goto: "Academic Career Over") ] }

<img src="Pics/Professor Noodle Impression 20.png" width="800" height="500"> Professor Noodlebaum is very eccentric and loves to tell you all about his wild notions of reality. (display: "Generate System 0") (display: "Display System 0") [[Go back|Art Building Lobby Encounters 0]] [(display: "HUD")]<HUD|

<img src="Pics/Art Building Lobby Encounters Impression 20.png" width="800" height="500"> You see many familiar faces and some new faces as well. You also notice some new abstract videos playing on monitors in the Art Building Lobby along with some artistic mayhem. (unless: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_0)[\ { (link: 'Talk to Professor Noodlebaum')[  (set: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_0 to true) (goto: 'Proffesor Noodlebaum 0 Encounter 0') ] } ] (else:)[\ Professor Noodlebaum is no longer in the Art Building Lobby. ]\ (unless: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_1)[\ { (link: 'Check out some Abstract Videos')[  (set: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_1 to true) (goto: 'Abstract Videos Lobby 0 Encounter 1') ] } ] (else:)[\ You are bored with the Abstract Videos in the Art Building Lobby. ]\ (unless: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_2)[\ { (link: 'Check out Love Invaders interactive art installation')[  (set: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_2 to true) (goto: 'Love Invaders 0') ] } ] (else:)[\ You are bored with the Love Invaders interactive art installation in the Art Building Lobby. ]\ (unless: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_3)[\ { (link: 'Sanitation')[  (set: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_3 to true) (goto: 'Sanitation 0') ] } ] (else:)[\ You are content with your personal hygiene, for now. ]\ (unless: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_4)[\ { (link: 'Check out the University of Oregon Art & Technology Club')[  (set: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_4 to true) (goto: 'UOAT Club 0') ] } ] (else:)[\ You are bored with the UOAT club. ]\ [[Go back|Art Building Lobby]] [(display: "HUD")]<HUD|

{  (set: _proffesor_Noodlebaum_0_Topics_0 to (range: 1, (random: 5, 7) ) )  (set: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_0_System_0 to (a:) )  (for: each _i, ..._proffesor_Noodlebaum_0_Topics_0 )[  (set: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_0_System_0 to it + (a: (either: "What does Noodlebaum think about Art?", "What does Noodlebaum think about Science?") ) ) ] }

{ (for: each _noodlebaumtopic0, ...$proffesor_Noodlebaum_0_System_0)[ (if: _noodlebaumtopic0 is "What does Noodlebaum think about Art?")[ (link: _noodlebaumtopic0)[ (display: "Noodlebaum Topic Art 0") ] ] (if: _noodlebaumtopic0 is "What does Noodlebaum think about Science?")[ (link: _noodlebaumtopic0)[ (display: "Noodlebaum Topic Science 0") ] ] (if: _noodlebaumtopic0 is "What does Noodlebaum think about Music?")[ (link: _noodlebaumtopic0)[ (display: "Noodlebaum Topic Music 0") ] ] (if: _noodlebaumtopic0 is "What does Noodlebaum think about Anthropology?")[ (link: _noodlebaumtopic0)[ (display: "Noodlebaum Topic Anthropology 0") ] ] <br> ] }

{ (set: _percentage to (random: 1, 10) ) (if: _percentage is >= 10)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 10, 20) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) You listen to professor Noodlebaum rant about how wrong capitalism is as he checks his bank account balance on his iPhone. "Oh you have just got to see this!" he says enthusiasticlly. (link: "I will entertain Professor Noodlebaum in hopes of garnering his social favor.")[ (set: $mhealth to it - 9) (set: $phealth to it - 30) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - 1) (goto: "Noodlebaum iPhone 0") ] (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 9)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 10, 20) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) Professor Noodlebaum asks you for a pen. You reach into your pocket and gladly hand him your only pen. He then quickly draws a 5 year-olds rendition of a whale. (link: "I will entertain Professor Noodlebaum in hopes of garnering his social favor.")[ (set: $mhealth to it - 10) (set: $phealth to it - 30) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - 3) (goto: "Noodlebaum Whale 0") ] (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 8)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 5, 10) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) "Black holes have such a powerful gravitational pull that even light can't escape the black hole's gravitational pull. And light is so powerful that it's the only thing that is emitted from a black hole because light is the only thing that can escape a black hole's gravitational pull." (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 7)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 1, 10) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) "I mean if we would all just breath less then we could really curb these nasty CO2 emissions. I would gladly put a plastic bag over my head if it would help the cause, of course the bag would have to be recycled at least three times before I ever would consider touching a plastic bag." (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 6)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 10, 20) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) "I'm still confused. Does global cooling cause global warming, or does global warming cause global cooling? I've been parking in driveways and driving in parkways again." (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 5)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 10, 20) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) "My belly button is a self evolving universe unto itself. All of my clothes are green and yellow, yet my belly button lint is always blue." (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 4)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 10, 20) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) "I wonder, if someone never farted, would they explode?" (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 3)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 10, 20) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) "I rate my bowel movements according to: 1. Color 2. Smell 3. Buoyancy 4. Consistency" (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 2)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 1, 10) ) (set: _foundPhealth to (random: 1, 20) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) Professor Noodlebaum wipes his nose with his hand then rubs his snot ladden hand on his back pants pocket. He then distracts you by shouting loudly to someone on the other side of the lobby. You turn your head to see who Noodlebaum is shouting at when you feel his snotty hand upon your shoulder. "Wanna hear a joke?" he asks. (link: "I will entertain Professor Noodlebaum in hopes of garnering his social favor.")[ (set: $mhealth to it - 10) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - 3) (goto: "Noodlebaum Joke 0") ] (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $phealth to it - _foundPhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else:)[ (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) "Cheese is quite binding you know." (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (replace: ?HUD)[(display: "HUD")] }

{ (set: _percentage to (random: 1, 10) ) (if: _percentage is >= 10)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 10, 20) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) "Art can't be taught. That's why I teach art." (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 9)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 10, 20) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) "I once contemplated canning my own excrement, but I fell asleep on the toilet." (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 8)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 5, 10) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) "Your work is so post-modern with a sprig of minimalistic abstraction whose utilatarian aire of dead-tech makes it mildly interesting to me. I'm sure everbody else will absolutley hate your art though." (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 7)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 1, 10) ) (set: _foundPhealth to (random: 20, 50) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) Professor Noodlebaum shakes your hand. You instantly feel an uneasy stickyness about your palms as he explains his theory on underwater basketweaving. You might get sick. (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $phealth to it - _foundPhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 6)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 10, 20) ) (set: _foundPhealth to (random: 20, 50) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) Professor Noodlebaum rattles on about cornflower blue. He suddenly sneezes in your direction without covering his mouth. As you smell his sour mouth mist you contemplate the efficiency of your immune system. (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $phealth to it - _foundPhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 5)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 10, 20) ) (set: _foundPhealth to (random: 20, 50) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) Professor Noodlebaum explains how the dirt underneath his fingers came about from his harvesting of bat guano from underneath a freeway over-pass. You wonder if you might need a rabies shot. (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $phealth to it - _foundPhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 4)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 10, 20) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) "Have you ever killed a man in the heat of passion before?" (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 3)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 10, 20) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) "You should really try creating your art while nude. I love to be naked. Why I'm naked under my close right now as we speak!" (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 2)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 10, 20) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) "Picaso was a fraud. I once saw a Latvian hooker in Spain paint a picture of an ox giving birth with nothing more than pig urine. That woman, my freind, was a mighty artist." (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else:)[ (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) "Yawn." (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (replace: ?HUD)[(display: "HUD")] }

You suddenly became very ill and were transported to a hospital. ###Academic Career Over!

Due to your mental breakdown in a very public place you are now in the mental ward. ###Academic Career Over.

You were late for class for the last time. ###Academic Career Over!

<img src="Pics/Art Building Cafe Impression 20.png" width="800" height="500"> You see the Art Building Cafe up ahead. [[Explore Art Building Cafe|Art Building Cafe Encounters 0]] (link: "Go back to Art Building Lobby")[ (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - (random: 1,3)) (goto: "Art Building Lobby") ] [(display: "HUD")]<HUD|

{ (set: _percentage to (random: 1, 10) ) (if: _percentage is >= 10)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 10, 20) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) "I was a roady for Fleetwood Mac." (-_foundMhealth to Mental Health and -_foundMinutes to Minutes Left) (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 9)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 10, 20) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) "I once contemplated canning my own excriment, but I fell asleep on the toilet." (-_foundMhealth Mental Health and -_foundMinutes to Minutes Left) (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 8)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 5, 10) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) "Your work is so post-modern with a sprig of minimalistic abstraction whose utilatarian aire of dead-tech makes it mildly interesting to me. I'm sure everbody else will absolutly hate your art though." (-_foundMhealth Mental Health and -_foundMinutes to Minutes Left) (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 7)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 1, 10) ) (set: _foundPhealth to (random: 1, 20) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) Proffesor Noodlebaum shakes your hand. You instantly feel an uneasy stickyness about your palms as he explains his theory on underwater basketweaving. You might get sick. (-_foundMhealth Mental Health, -_foundPhealth to Physical Health and -_foundMinutes to Minutes Left) (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $phealth to it - _foundPhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 6)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 10, 20) ) (set: _foundPhealth to (random: 1, 20) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) Proffesor Noodlebaum rattles on about cornflower blue. He suddenly sneezes in your direction without covering his mouth. As you smell his sour mouth mist you contemplate the efficiency of your immune system. (-_foundMhealth Mental Health, -_foundPhealth to Physical Health -_foundMinutes to Minutes Left) (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $phealth to it - _foundPhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 5)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 10, 20) ) (set: _foundPhealth to (random: 1, 20) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) Proffesor Noodlebaum explains how the dirt underneath his fingers came about from his harvesting of bat guano from underneath a freeway over-pass. You wonder if you might need a rabies shot. (-_foundMhealth Mental Health, -_foundPhealth to Physical Health -_foundMinutes to Minutes Left) (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $phealth to it - _foundPhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 4)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 10, 20) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) "John Tesh is masterful." (-_foundMhealth Mental Health and -_foundMinutes to Minutes Left) (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 3)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 10, 20) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) "I used to play the air spoons in college." (-_foundMhealth Mental Health and -_foundMinutes to Minutes Left) (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 2)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 10, 20) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) "I was a roady for Fleetwood Mac." (-_foundMhealth Mental Health and -_foundMinutes to Minutes Left) (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else:)[ (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) "Yawn." ( -_foundMinutes to Minutes Left) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (replace: ?HUD)[(display: "HUD")] }

{ (set: _percentage to (random: 1, 10) ) (if: _percentage is >= 10)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 10, 20) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) "Art can't be taught. That's why I teach art."(-_foundMhealth to Mental Health and -_foundMinutes to Minutes Left) (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 9)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 10, 20) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) "I once contemplated canning my own excriment, but I fell asleep on the toilet." (-_foundMhealth Mental Health and -_foundMinutes to Minutes Left) (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 8)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 5, 10) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) "Your work is so post-modern with a sprig of minimalistic abstraction whose utilatarian aire of dead-tech makes it mildly interesting to me. I'm sure everbody else will absolutly hate your art though." (-_foundMhealth Mental Health and -_foundMinutes to Minutes Left) (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 7)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 1, 10) ) (set: _foundPhealth to (random: 1, 20) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) Proffesor Noodlebaum shakes your hand. You instantly feel an uneasy stickyness about your palms as he explains his theory on underwater basketweaving. You might get sick. (-_foundMhealth Mental Health, -_foundPhealth to Physical Health and -_foundMinutes to Minutes Left) (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $phealth to it - _foundPhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 6)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 10, 20) ) (set: _foundPhealth to (random: 1, 20) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) Proffesor Noodlebaum rattles on about cornflower blue. He suddenly sneezes in your direction without covering his mouth. As you smell his sour mouth mist you contemplate the efficiency of your immune system. (-_foundMhealth Mental Health, -_foundPhealth to Physical Health -_foundMinutes to Minutes Left) (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $phealth to it - _foundPhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 5)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 10, 20) ) (set: _foundPhealth to (random: 1, 20) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) Proffesor Noodlebaum explains how the dirt underneath his fingers came about from his harvesting of bat guano from underneath a freeway over-pass. You wonder if you might need a rabies shot. (-_foundMhealth Mental Health, -_foundPhealth to Physical Health -_foundMinutes to Minutes Left) (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $phealth to it - _foundPhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 4)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 10, 20) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) "Have you ever killed a man in the heat of passion before?" (-_foundMhealth Mental Health and -_foundMinutes to Minutes Left) (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 3)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 10, 20) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) "You should really try creating your art while nude. I love to be naked. Why I'm naked under my close right now as we speak!" (-_foundMhealth Mental Health and -_foundMinutes to Minutes Left) (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 2)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 1, 10) ) (set: _foundPhealth to (random: 1, 20) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) Professor Noodlebaum wipes his nose with his hand then rubs his snot ladden hand on his back pants pocket. He then distracts you by shouting loudly to someone on the other side of the lobby. You turn your head to see who Noodlebaum is shouting at when you feel his snotty hand upon your shoulder. "Wanna hear a joke?" he asks. (-_foundMhealth Mental Health, -_foundPhealth to Physical Health and -_foundMinutes to Minutes Left) (link: "I will entertain Professor Noodlebaum in hopes of garnering his social favor.")[ (set: $mhealth to it - 10) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - 3) (goto: "Noodlebaum Joke 0") ] (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $phealth to it - _foundPhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else:)[ (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) "Yawn." ( -_foundMinutes to Minutes Left) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (replace: ?HUD)[(display: "HUD")] }

{ (set: _percentage to (random: 1, 10) ) (if: _percentage is >= 10)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 10, 20) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 10) ) "Art can't be taught. That's why I teach art."(-_foundMhealth to Mental Health and -_foundMinutes to Minutes Left) (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 9)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 15, 35) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 10) ) "I once contemplated canning my own excriment, but I fell asleep on the toilet." (-_foundMhealth Mental Health and -_foundMinutes to Minutes Left) (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 8)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 5, 10) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 10) ) "Your work is so post-modern with a sprig of minimalistic abstraction whose utilatarian aire of dead-tech makes it mildly interesting to me. I'm sure everbody else will absolutly hate your art though." (-_foundMhealth Mental Health and -_foundMinutes to Minutes Left) (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 7)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 1, 10) ) (set: _foundPhealth to (random: 1, 20) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 10) ) Proffesor Noodlebaum shakes your hand. You instantly feel an uneasy stickyness about your palms as he explains his theory on underwater basketweaving. You might get sick. (-_foundMhealth Mental Health, -_foundPhealth to Physical Health and -_foundMinutes to Minutes Left) (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $phealth to it - _foundPhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 6)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 15, 35) ) (set: _foundPhealth to (random: 1, 20) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 10) ) Proffesor Noodlebaum rattles on about cornflower blue. He suddenly sneezes in your direction without covering his mouth. As you smell his sour mouth mist you contemplate the efficiency of your immune system. (-_foundMhealth Mental Health, -_foundPhealth to Physical Health -_foundMinutes to Minutes Left) (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $phealth to it - _foundPhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 5)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 15, 35) ) (set: _foundPhealth to (random: 1, 20) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 10) ) Proffesor Noodlebaum explains how the dirt underneath his fingers came about from his harvesting of bat guano from underneath a freeway over-pass. You wonder if you might need a rabies shot. (-_foundMhealth Mental Health, -_foundPhealth to Physical Health -_foundMinutes to Minutes Left) (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $phealth to it - _foundPhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 4)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 15, 35) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 10) ) "Have you ever killed a man in the heat of passion before?" (-_foundMhealth Mental Health and -_foundMinutes to Minutes Left) (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 3)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 15, 35) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 10) ) "You should really try creating your art while nude. I love to be naked. Why I'm naked under my close right now as we speak!" (-_foundMhealth Mental Health and -_foundMinutes to Minutes Left) (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 2)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 15, 35) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 10) ) "Picaso was a fraud. I once saw a latvian hooker in Spain paint a picture of an ox giving birth with nothing more than pig urine. That woman my freind was a mighty artist." (-_foundMhealth Mental Health and -_foundMinutes to Minutes Left) (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else:)[ (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 10) ) "Yawn." ( -_foundMinutes to Minutes Left) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (replace: ?HUD)[(display: "HUD")] }

{ (set: _percentage to (random: 1, 10) ) (if: _percentage is >= 6)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 10, 20) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 10) ) I find the sounds of whales mating to be quite stimulating. Have the sounds of an underwater whale orgy ever peaked your interest? (-_foundMhealth to Mental Health and -_foundMinutes to Minutes Left) (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage <= 3)[ (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 10) ) One time I was a roady for Fleetwood Mac. (-_foundMinutes to Minutes Left) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else:)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 15, 35) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 10) ) I used to play the air spoons in college. (-_foundMhealth to Mental Health and -_foundMinutes to Minutes Left) (link: "I will entertain Proffesor Noodlebaum in hopes of garnering his social favor.")[ (set: $mhealth to it - (random: 5, 10)) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - (random: 1, 3)) (goto: "Noodlebaum Joke 0") ] (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (replace: ?HUD)[(display: "HUD")] }

<img src="Pics/Cornography Impression 20.png" width="500" height="800"> "Did you hear about the vegetarian who was addicted to online cornography? He was caught masticating in public!" [[Go back|Proffesor Noodlebaum 0 Encounter 0]] [(display: "HUD")]<HUD|

<img src="Pics/Evolutionary Chart Impression 20.png" width="800" height="500"> Professor Noodlebaum hands you his iPhone. You grab the greasy unwashed contraption with dread. On the screen is a picture of an evolutionary chart. He looks at you with great confidence and says, "See the littlest monkey on the left? He's the smallest, so he's the stupidest." [[Go back|Proffesor Noodlebaum 0 Encounter 0]] [(display: "HUD")]<HUD|

<img src="Pics/Whale Imprssion 20.png" width="800" height="500"> You inquire of professor Noodlebaum the significance of his whale cave painting. "I find the sounds of mating whales stimulating. Has the notion of an open sea whale orgy ever peaked your interest?" Professor Noodlebaum hands you back your pen and you stow the writing implementation in your pocket. Later in the day you discover the smell of dog food about your fingers. You quickly trace the odor's origin back to the pen professor Noodlebaum touched. [[Go back|Proffesor Noodlebaum 0 Encounter 0]] [(display: "HUD")]<HUD|

<img src="Pics/Salubrious Title Impression 20.png" width="800" height="500"> #Salubrious ##An hour's lifetime Created by Adrion T. Kelley (link: "Adrion T. Kelley Info")[ (open-url: "https://www.behance.net/adrionk77e3") ] & Jeremiah Masters (link: "Jerehmiah Info")[ (open-url: "https://www.instagram.com/jeremiahmasters/") ] Inspired by Mo Murshed (link: "Mo Murshed Info")[ (open-url: "https://www.mnmurshed.com") ] Love Invaders music by Fatima Yamaha (link: "Love Invaders Music Video")[ (open-url: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko8aN62vRa0") ] [[Intro|Intro]]

##For best results use Firefox and allow popups. You are a semi successful art student attending a semi prestigess art college. You have 60 minutes to get to your Art Class in the Art Building. To gain Physical Health eat. To gain Mental Health do one of the following: 1. Watch abstract videos. 2. Listen to music. 3. Experience interactive art installations. 4. Clean yourself. 5. Socialize with friends. Unfortunately lost time will never be found. Physical and Mental Health meters in addition to a 60 minute count down meter can be located by scrolling down to the bottom of the page. [[Enter the Art Building|Art Building Lobby]] [(display: "HUD")]<HUD|

<img src="Pics/Abstract Video 1 Impression 20.png" width="800" height="500"> There are many abstract video installations in the Art Building Lobby. (display: "Generate System 1") (display: "Display System 1") [[Go back|Art Building Lobby Encounters 0]] [(display: "HUD")]<HUD|

{  (set: _proffesor_Noodlebaum_0_Topics_1 to (range: 1, (random: 3, 4) ) )  (set: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_0_System_1 to (a:) )  (for: each _i, ..._proffesor_Noodlebaum_0_Topics_1 )[  (set: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_0_System_1 to it + (a: (either: "1234", "Abstract Thriller #1", "Abstract Thriller #2", "Anomalism", "Autonomous Imaging", "Busted Thruster #1", "Cinematica Natural", "Dimensional Sandwich") ) ) ] }

{ (for: each _noodlebaumtopic1, ...$proffesor_Noodlebaum_0_System_1)[ (if: _noodlebaumtopic1 is "1234")[ (link: _noodlebaumtopic1)[ (if: $mhealth <= 99)[ (set: $mhealth to it + (random: 1,3)) ] (else:)[ (set: $mhealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - (random: 1,5)) (goto: "1234") ] ] (if: _noodlebaumtopic1 is "Abstract Thriller #1")[ (link: _noodlebaumtopic1)[ (if: $mhealth <= 99)[ (set: $mhealth to it + (random: 1,3)) ] (else:)[ (set: $mhealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - (random: 1,5)) (goto: "Abstract Thriller #1") ] ] (if: _noodlebaumtopic1 is "Abstract Thriller #2")[ (link: _noodlebaumtopic1)[ (if: $mhealth <= 99)[ (set: $mhealth to it + (random: 1,3)) ] (else:)[ (set: $mhealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - (random: 1,5)) (goto: "Abstract Thriller #2") ] ] (if: _noodlebaumtopic1 is "Anomalism")[ (link: _noodlebaumtopic1)[ (if: $mhealth <= 99)[ (set: $mhealth to it + (random: 1,3)) ] (else:)[ (set: $mhealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - (random: 1,5)) (goto: "Anomalism") ] ] (if: _noodlebaumtopic1 is "Autonomous Imaging")[ (link: _noodlebaumtopic1)[ (if: $mhealth <= 99)[ (set: $mhealth to it + (random: 1,3)) ] (else:)[ (set: $mhealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - (random: 1,5)) (goto: "Autonomous Imaging") ] ] (if: _noodlebaumtopic1 is "Busted Thruster #1")[ (link: _noodlebaumtopic1)[ (if: $mhealth <= 99)[ (set: $mhealth to it + (random: 1,3)) ] (else:)[ (set: $mhealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - (random: 1,5)) (goto: "Busted Thruster #1") ] ] (if: _noodlebaumtopic1 is "Cinematica Natural")[ (link: _noodlebaumtopic1)[ (if: $mhealth <= 99)[ (set: $mhealth to it + (random: 1,3)) ] (else:)[ (set: $mhealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - (random: 1,5)) (goto: "Cinematica Natural") ] ] (if: _noodlebaumtopic1 is "Dimensional Sandwich")[ (link: _noodlebaumtopic1)[ (if: $mhealth <= 99)[ (set: $mhealth to it + (random: 1,3)) ] (else:)[ (set: $mhealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - (random: 1,5)) (goto: "Dimensional Sandwich") ] ] <br> ] }

<img src="Pics/Love Invaders Impression 20.png" width="800" height="500"> (link: "Love Invaders installation.")[ (if: $mhealth <= 99)[ (set: $mhealth to it + (random: 10,20)) ] (else:)[ (set: $mhealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - (random: 1, 3)) (goto: "Love Invaders Link") ] [[Go back|Art Building Lobby Encounters 0]] [(display: "HUD")]<HUD|

<img src="Pics/Sanitation Impression 20.png" width="800" height="500"> You feel dirty. (display: "Generate System 3") (display: "Display System 3") [[Go back|Art Building Lobby Encounters 0]] [(display: "HUD")]<HUD|

{  (set: _proffesor_Noodlebaum_0_Topics_3 to (range: 1, (random: 2, 3) ) )  (set: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_0_System_3 to (a:) )  (for: each _i, ..._proffesor_Noodlebaum_0_Topics_3 )[  (set: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_0_System_3 to it + (a: (either: "Bathroom Fresh", "Shower Power", "Quick & Clean") ) ) ] }

{ (for: each _noodlebaumtopic3, ...$proffesor_Noodlebaum_0_System_3)[ (if: _noodlebaumtopic3 is "Bathroom Fresh")[ (link: _noodlebaumtopic3)[ (display: "Bathroom Fresh 3") ] ] (if: _noodlebaumtopic3 is "Shower Power")[ (link: _noodlebaumtopic3)[ (display: "Shower Power 3") ] ] (if: _noodlebaumtopic3 is "Quick & Clean")[ (link: _noodlebaumtopic3)[ (display: "Quick & Clean 3") ] ] <br> ] }

{ (set: _percentage to (random: 1, 10) ) (if: _percentage is >= 6)[ (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 10) ) You go into the nearest bathroom and wash your hands and face. Then wash your hands and face again for good measure. (if: $mhealth <= 99)[ (set: $mhealth to it + (random: 20, 50)) ] (else:)[ (set: $mhealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage <= 3)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 5, 10) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 10) ) You rush to the nearest bathroom but fight the urge to wash and do deep breathing excersises in the bathroom mirror whilst telling yourself how wonderful and loved you are. Someone in the stalls behind you snickers. You are slightly crushed. (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else:)[ (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 3) ) Whilst walking to the nearest bathroom you imagine in your mind how the water feels over hands. How the soap lovingly carreses your skin down to it's very pores, gently coaxing the filth into the sink drain. You have visualized your purification, you have no use for man's public recepticals at the moment. (if: $mhealth <= 99)[ (set: $mhealth to it + (random: 1, 5)) ] (else:)[ (set: $mhealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (replace: ?HUD)[(display: "HUD")] }

{ (set: _percentage to (random: 1, 10) ) (if: _percentage is >= 6)[ (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 10, 20) ) You feel like shower would really do the trick. You walk across the Art College campus to the gym and get down with your clean self. (if: $mhealth <= 99)[ (set: $mhealth to it + (random: 50, 100)) ] (else:)[ (set: $mhealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage <= 3)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 1, 5) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 10 , 20) ) You feel like you really need to shower. You walk across the Art College campus to the gym. When you open your gym locker you discover you have no clean socks. You are clean, from the ankles up. (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else:)[ (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 10, 20) ) You feel like shower would really do the trick. You walk across the Art College campus to the gym and get down with your clean self. (if: $mhealth <= 99)[ (set: $mhealth to it + (random: 25, 50)) ] (else:)[ (set: $mhealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (replace: ?HUD)[(display: "HUD")] }

{ (set: _percentage to (random: 1, 10) ) (if: _percentage is >= 6)[ (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 2) ) You love your hand sanitizer. (if: $mhealth <= 99)[ (set: $mhealth to it + (random: 5, 15)) ] (else:)[ (set: $mhealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage <= 3)[ (set: _foundMhealth to (random: 5, 10) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) You search in your backpack for hand sanitizer to no avail. (set: $mhealth to it - _foundMhealth ) (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else:)[ (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 2) ) You love your hand sanitizer. (if: $mhealth <= 99)[ (set: $mhealth to it + (random: 10, 20)) ] (else:)[ (set: $mhealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (replace: ?HUD)[(display: "HUD")] }

<img src="Pics/UOAT Logo Impression 20.png" width="500" height="800"> (link: "University of Oregon Art & Technology Club.")[ (if: $mhealth <= 99)[ (set: $mhealth to it + (random: 10,20)) ] (else:)[ (set: $mhealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - (random: 1, 3)) (goto: "UOAT Link") ] [[Go back|Art Building Lobby Encounters 0]] [(display: "HUD")]<HUD|

Generate System 0 is an array inside of an array that only counts backwards

Generate System 1 is an array counting up to a limit.

Love Invaders 0 is a link to a url

Generate System 3 is an array inside of an array counting up to a limit. Sanitation has a glitch when you first choose one of the 3 sanitation options. The mental health will go over 100 with sanitation options that are positive when selected for the first time within the sanitation link. Upon your second choice from the sanitation options the mental health will go to its limit 100 and stay there until a negative sanitation option is selected.

UOAT Club 0 is a link to a url.

<img src="Pics/Art Building Cafe Encounters Impression 20.png" width="800" height="500"> You have entered the Art Building Cafe. There are lots of artists talking about artsy things with muffins and coffee. Oh and look! Some more abstract videos and cool music posters too! (unless: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_5)[\ { (link: 'Talk to your friend Victoria')[  (set: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_5 to true) (goto: 'Victoria 0') ] } ] (else:)[\ Victoria is no longer in the Art Building Cafe. ]\ (unless: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_6)[\ { (link: 'Check out some Abstract Videos')[  (set: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_6 to true) (goto: 'Abstract Videos Cafe 0') ] } ] (else:)[\ You are bored with the Abstract Videos in the Art Building Cafe. ]\ (unless: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_7)[\ { (link: 'Check out the Zombie Apocalypse Club Poster')[  (set: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_7 to true) (goto: 'Zombie Apocalypse Club Poster 0') ] } ] (else:)[\ You are bored with the Zombie Apocalypse Club Poster in the Art Building Lobby. ]\ (unless: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_8)[\ { (link: 'Sanitation')[  (set: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_8 to true) (goto: 'Sanitation 5') ] } ] (else:)[\ You are content with your personal hygiene, for now. ]\ (unless: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_9)[\ { (link: 'Eat')[  (set: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_9 to true) (goto: 'Eat 5') ] } ] (else:)[\ You feel satiated. ]\ [[Go back|Art Building Lobby]] [(display: "HUD")]<HUD|

<img src="Pics/Victoria Impression 20.png" width="800" height="500"> "What's up! Oh my God! I had sooooo much fun at my Aunt's house." (link: "Watch Victoria's crazy party video.")[ (if: $mhealth <= 99)[ (set: $mhealth to it + (random: 20,40)) ] (else:)[ (set: $mhealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - (random: 1, 3)) (goto: "Victoria's Party Video") ] [[Go back|Art Building Cafe Encounters 0]] [(display: "HUD")]<HUD|

<img src="Pics/Abstract Video 2 Impression 20.png" width="800" height="500"> There are many abstract video installations in the Art Building Cafe. (display: "Generate System 4") (display: "Display System 4") [[Go back|Art Building Cafe Encounters 0]] [(display: "HUD")]<HUD|

{  (set: _proffesor_Noodlebaum_0_Topics_6 to (range: 1, (random: 3, 4) ) )  (set: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_0_System_6 to (a:) )  (for: each _i, ..._proffesor_Noodlebaum_0_Topics_6 )[  (set: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_0_System_6 to it + (a: (either: "Dog Fractals", "Interstellar Flight", "Lazy Man's Scheme", "Project 1", "Sky Fi FYTC", "Tacit Modification", "Vicarious Transduction", "WAHWAH") ) ) ] }

{ (for: each _noodlebaumtopic6, ...$proffesor_Noodlebaum_0_System_6)[ (if: _noodlebaumtopic6 is "Dog Fractals")[ (link: _noodlebaumtopic6)[ (if: $mhealth <= 99)[ (set: $mhealth to it + (random: 1,3)) ] (else:)[ (set: $mhealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - (random: 1,5)) (goto: "Dog Fractals") ] ] (if: _noodlebaumtopic6 is "Interstellar Flight")[ (link: _noodlebaumtopic6)[ (if: $mhealth <= 99)[ (set: $mhealth to it + (random: 1,3)) ] (else:)[ (set: $mhealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - (random: 1,5)) (goto: "Interstellar Flight") ] ] (if: _noodlebaumtopic6 is "Lazy Man's Scheme")[ (link: _noodlebaumtopic6)[ (if: $mhealth <= 99)[ (set: $mhealth to it + (random: 1,3)) ] (else:)[ (set: $mhealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - (random: 1,5)) (goto: "Lazy Man's Scheme") ] ] (if: _noodlebaumtopic6 is "Project 1")[ (link: _noodlebaumtopic6)[ (if: $mhealth <= 99)[ (set: $mhealth to it + (random: 1,3)) ] (else:)[ (set: $mhealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - (random: 1,5)) (goto: "Project 1") ] ] (if: _noodlebaumtopic6 is "Sky Fi FYTC")[ (link: _noodlebaumtopic6)[ (if: $mhealth <= 99)[ (set: $mhealth to it + (random: 1,3)) ] (else:)[ (set: $mhealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - (random: 1,5)) (goto: "Sky Fi FYTC") ] ] (if: _noodlebaumtopic6 is "Tacit Modification")[ (link: _noodlebaumtopic6)[ (if: $mhealth <= 99)[ (set: $mhealth to it + (random: 1,3)) ] (else:)[ (set: $mhealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - (random: 1,5)) (goto: "Tacit Modification") ] ] (if: _noodlebaumtopic6 is "Vicarious Transduction")[ (link: _noodlebaumtopic1)[ (if: $mhealth <= 99)[ (set: $mhealth to it + (random: 1,3)) ] (else:)[ (set: $mhealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - (random: 1,5)) (goto: "Vicarious Transduction") ] ] (if: _noodlebaumtopic6 is "WAHWAH")[ (link: _noodlebaumtopic6)[ (if: $mhealth <= 99)[ (set: $mhealth to it + (random: 1,3)) ] (else:)[ (set: $mhealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - (random: 1,5)) (goto: "WAHWAH") ] ] <br> ] }

<img src="Pics/Zombie Apocalypse Club Poster Impression 20.png" width="500" height="800"> Looks like an early 90's video game. (link: "Listen to the Zombie Apocalypse Club music.")[ (if: $mhealth <= 99)[ (set: $mhealth to it + (random: 1, 5)) ] (else:)[ (set: $mhealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - (random: 1, 3)) (goto: "Zombie Apocalypse Club Link") ] [[Go back|Art Building Cafe Encounters 0]] [(display: "HUD")]<HUD|

<img src="Pics/Sanitation Impression 20.png" width="800" height="500"> You feel dirty. (display: "Generate System 5") (display: "Display System 5") [[Go back|Art Building Cafe Encounters 0]] [(display: "HUD")]<HUD|

{  (set: _proffesor_Noodlebaum_0_Topics_8 to (range: 1, (random: 2, 3) ) )  (set: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_0_System_8 to (a:) )  (for: each _i, ..._proffesor_Noodlebaum_0_Topics_8 )[  (set: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_0_System_8 to it + (a: (either: "Bathroom Fresh", "Shower Power", "Quick & Clean") ) ) ] }

{ (for: each _noodlebaumtopic8, ...$proffesor_Noodlebaum_0_System_8)[ (if: _noodlebaumtopic8 is "Bathroom Fresh")[ (link: _noodlebaumtopic8)[ (display: "Bathroom Fresh 5") ] ] (if: _noodlebaumtopic8 is "Shower Power")[ (link: _noodlebaumtopic8)[ (display: "Shower Power 5") ] ] (if: _noodlebaumtopic8 is "Quick & Clean")[ (link: _noodlebaumtopic8)[ (display: "Quick & Clean 5") ] ] <br> ] }

<img src="Pics/Eat Impression 20.png" width="800" height="500"> The Art Building Cafe offers many nutritious and diverse foods for almost anyone's lifestyle. (display: "Generate System 6") (display: "Display System 6") [[Go back|Art Building Cafe Encounters 0]] [(display: "HUD")]<HUD|

{  (set: _proffesor_Noodlebaum_0_Topics_9 to (range: 1, (random: 5, 7) ) )  (set: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_0_System_9 to (a:) )  (for: each _i, ..._proffesor_Noodlebaum_0_Topics_9 )[  (set: $proffesor_Noodlebaum_0_System_9 to it + (a: (either: "Meat", "No Meat") ) ) ] }

{ (for: each _noodlebaumtopic9, ...$proffesor_Noodlebaum_0_System_9)[ (if: _noodlebaumtopic9 is "Meat")[ (link: _noodlebaumtopic9)[ (display: "Meat") ] ] (if: _noodlebaumtopic9 is "No Meat")[ (link: _noodlebaumtopic9)[ (display: "No Meat") ] ] <br> ] }

{ (set: _percentage to (random: 1, 10) ) (if: _percentage is >= 10)[ (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) All you can eat because it's your birthday! (if: $phealth <= 99)[ (set: $phealth to it + (random: 20, 50)) ] (else:)[ (set: $phealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 9)[ (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 3) ) Roast beef sandwich. Beefy. (if: $phealth <= 99)[ (set: $phealth to it + (random: 1, 5)) ] (else:)[ (set: $phealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 8)[ (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 3) ) Ham sandwich. You caught that piggy by all of it's toes, then ate it. (if: $phealth <= 99)[ (set: $phealth to it + (random: 5, 10)) ] (else:)[ (set: $phealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 7)[ (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 3) ) Egg sandwich. You ain't cluckin around with your hunger. (if: $phealth <= 99)[ (set: $phealth to it + (random: 1, 5)) ] (else:)[ (set: $phealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 6)[ (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) Steak and potatos. Classic. (if: $phealth <= 99)[ (set: $phealth to it + (random: 5, 10)) ] (else:)[ (set: $phealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 5)[ (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) Turkey burger. Ok why not? (if: $phealth <= 99)[ (set: $phealth to it + (random: 5, 10)) ] (else:)[ (set: $phealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 4)[ (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 3) ) Chili fries. Not too shabby. (if: $phealth <= 99)[ (set: $phealth to it + (random: 1, 5)) ] (else:)[ (set: $phealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 3)[ (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) Philly steak and cheese. Yum. (if: $phealth <= 99)[ (set: $phealth to it + (random: 5, 10)) ] (else:)[ (set: $phealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 2)[ (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 2) ) You eat a slice of sausage pizza. (if: $phealth <= 99)[ (set: $phealth to it + (random: 1, 5)) ] (else:)[ (set: $phealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else:)[ (set: _foundPhealth to (random: 10, 20) ) (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 5) ) Buy one cheeseburger get the second for free. (link: "A free cheeseburger, heck yeah!")[ (goto: "Meat Sick") ] (if: $phealth <= 99)[ (set: $phealth to it + (random: 10, 20)) ] (else:)[ (set: $phealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (replace: ?HUD)[(display: "HUD")] }

{ (set: _percentage to (random: 1, 10) ) (if: _percentage is >= 10)[ (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 2) ) Veggy wrap? Only when your alone or with somebody. (link: "A free veggy wrap, heck yeah!")[ (goto: "No Meat Sick") ] (if: $phealth <= 99)[ (set: $phealth to it + (random: 20, 50)) ] (else:)[ (set: $phealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 9)[ (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 2) ) Carrots. Vitamin A overload! (if: $phealth <= 99)[ (set: $phealth to it + (random: 1, 5)) ] (else:)[ (set: $phealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 8)[ (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 2) ) Lettuce. Your mean, your green, and there ain't no in between. (if: $phealth <= 99)[ (set: $phealth to it + (random: 5, 10)) ] (else:)[ (set: $phealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 7)[ (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 2) ) Spinach. You already know. (if: $phealth <= 99)[ (set: $phealth to it + (random: 1, 5)) ] (else:)[ (set: $phealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 6)[ (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 2) ) Nuts. Your a squirrel gone wild! (if: $phealth <= 99)[ (set: $phealth to it + (random: 5, 10)) ] (else:)[ (set: $phealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 5)[ (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 2) ) Beans. A staple of an all American diet. (if: $phealth <= 99)[ (set: $phealth to it + (random: 5, 10)) ] (else:)[ (set: $phealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 4)[ (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 2) ) French fries fried in organic vegatable oil. Yes please! (if: $phealth <= 99)[ (set: $phealth to it + (random: 1, 5)) ] (else:)[ (set: $phealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 3)[ (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 2) ) Avacado! (if: $phealth <= 99)[ (set: $phealth to it + (random: 5, 10)) ] (else:)[ (set: $phealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else-if: _percentage >= 2)[ (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 2) ) All you need today is air and water, the universe will feed your soul. (if: $phealth <= 99)[ (set: $phealth to it + (random: 1, 5)) ] (else:)[ (set: $phealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (else:)[ (set: _foundMinutes to (random: 1, 2) ) Raisins! You heard that through the grapevine. (if: $phealth <= 99)[ (set: $phealth to it + (random: 1, 5)) ] (else:)[ (set: $phealth to 100) ] (set: $numberOfMinutesLeft to it - _foundMinutes ) ] (replace: ?HUD)[(display: "HUD")] }

<img src="Pics/Sick Impression 20.png" width="800" height="500"> You ate a bad cheeseburger and had to go to the hospital. You thought eating meat would make you healthy. Look at you now. ###Academic Career Over.

<img src="Pics/Sick Impression 20.png" width="800" height="500"> You ate a bad veggy wrap and had to go to the hospital. You thought eating vegan would make you healthy. Look at you now. ###Academic Career Over.

(open-url: "https://pages.uoregon.edu/adrionk/multimedia/final/Love%20Invaders/") [[Go back|Art Building Lobby Encounters 0]] [(display: "HUD")]<HUD|

(open-url: "https://www.facebook.com/groups/UOArtTech/") [[Go back|Art Building Lobby Encounters 0]] [(display: "HUD")]<HUD|

(open-url: "https://soundcloud.com/zombie-apocalypse-club/sargent-bromo") [[Go back|Art Building Cafe Encounters 0]] [(display: "HUD")]<HUD|