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You are Aleck Rodriguez Bogaert's Smash Up Innie [[Slime Everyone]] [[Make Peak]]

You slime everyone on the severed smash up floor and your boss Mr. Edlund wants to see you in the break room. (set: $blrt to $blrt + 1)(set: $chances to $chances - 1) [[Slime Him Too :'(]] [[Go To The Breakroom]]

You are the top smash up producer at Luddon! Praise Paul Peterson! Welp, it's time to clock out. [[Leave Work]]

(set: $blrt to 0) (set: $HP to 100) (set: $br to 0) (set: $chances to 6)

(set: $blrt to $blrt + 1)(set: $chances to $chances - 1) (if: $blrt is 2)[alr bro take ts back... [[My bad big bro->Start Work]]] (if: $blrt is 4)[bro, don't do ts again. last chance [[Type. My bad big bro->Start Work]]] (if: $blrt is 6)[yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh you js pmo n im calling red mike innie id guy tyson evil lisa on you <imcooked>]

Mr. Edlund says, "Please read the material presented to you." [["Ben is a bum and The Tick is mid."]] (set: $brct to $brct + 1)

He stirs a moment. (if: $br <10)["I'm afraid you didn't mean it. Again." [["Ben is a bum and The Tick is mid."]]] (if: $br >= 10)["I see that you mean it. You may leave." [[Leave Work]]] (set: $br to $br + 1)

Good day at work today bruzz! See you again very soon... [[Start Work]] (set: $chances to 6) (set: $blrt to 0)

Red Bloodlusted Mike Tyson: It's just you and me pal.... Here... Forever........ (set: $doom to $doom + 1) (click: "doom: 1")[(set: $wait to 4)(live: 1s)[(set: $wait to it - 1) (if: $wait <= 3)[(replace: "doom: 1")[**nothing. Beacuse nothing ever happens**]] (if: $wait <= 2)[ (stop:) [[Leave Work]] Hey..... HEY! You can't do that!]]]

<hr> You have $chances more chances until you meet your doom. Times visited break room: $brct Times met doom: $doom (unless: (passage:)'s name is "Evil Room")[ (if: $chances is <= 0 )[(go-to: "Evil Room")]]

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You are Aleck Rodriguez Bogaert's Smash Up Innie

Slime Everyone

Make Peak

You have 6 more chances until you meet your doom.
Times visited break room: 0
Times met doom: 0