Grab The Cereal

<img src="https://124147674-277235120191435172.preview.editmysite.com/uploads/1/2/4/1/124147674/grabghegereal_orig.png" width="500" height="300" alt="logo"> Welcome to "Grab The Cereal"! I hope you enjoy this game as much as I hope I'll enjoy making it. Ok, I'm gonna be honest, the story in this game was completely improvised. Yes, I'm unproffesional, but I'm not making a AAA game. This is a dumb, short, shitty game on a web browser. Do you want me to polish this game to hell? Fuck you. I do what I want with this game and you can't do anything about it you dumb piece of- NO I WILL NOT CALM DOWN. FUCK THIS CONVERSATION, JUST LET ME MAKE MY GAME! WHAT, I'M BEING AGRESSIVE? WELL THIS WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU JUST LET ME MAKE MY GAME! WHA- I'M WASTING YOUR TIME WITH THIS FOURTH WALL BREAKING MELTDOWN???! WELL LET ME TELL YOU, I HAVE SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE POLISHING THIS AAA GAME SO I CAN PUT IT ON NEW, POWERFUL, SUCCESFUL CONSOLES! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR LIFE, YOU- Woah, I got a bit heated there, well let me apologize. I just want you to play my game since I think it's pretty good. I hope. Anyways, let's just forget this happened so we can just play the game. Alright, let's do it. :) Start: [[Woah, You Got Cereal]] Credits: [[Credits]]

So, you and your roommate are having breakfast. You decide that you're both lazy shits today and eat cereal instead of preparing something that would taste... good. Your roomate is holding two different cereal boxes, he asks, "Which cereal do you want?" <img src="https://124147674-277235120191435172.preview.editmysite.com/uploads/1/2/4/1/124147674/cerealchoose_orig.png" width="500" height="300" alt="cerealchoose"> [[Artificial Sweetener Loops]] [[Nut Cheerios]]

You take the Artificial Sweetener Loops. You take the milk, bowl, and the cereal box. Now, you have to make an important decision, do you put the milk in first, or do you put it in last? <img src="https://124147674-277235120191435172.preview.editmysite.com/uploads/1/2/4/1/124147674/mik_orig.png" width="500" height="300" alt="milk"> [[Milk First]] [[Milk Last]]

You put in the milk first. You friend sees this and he immeadietly becomes horrified. While you're pouring the milk in, you hear your friend talk. He says, "911, we got a serious emergency. You need to come right now! You'll be here soon? Ok, good." You're confused for a moment, why was your roommate calling the police? Then, you hear a knock at the door. Your roommate sprints to the door and opens it. You see multiple police officers. You're confused about two things. First thing, why did your roommate call the police to come to your house? Second, how did the police get here so soon if your friend just called the police? You remember that the police department is just 4 blocks away from your house. That question is answered, but the other question is still roaming in your mind. You've been spending so much time on these questions that you haven't even been listening to what your roommate has been saying. You snap back into the moment, you hear him say, "Then, I saw him pour in the milk FIRST! That has to be one of the biggest felonies in the country!" The police look at you with a menacing look in their eyes. You're in deep shit. The police put you in hand cuffs, and then they put you into the police car. You see your roommate through the car window. He was your friend, he was your pal! You guys have been through everything together. You guys were friends from Kindergarden all the way to College! You share so many good memories together, but here you are. Your friend called the police on you, and now you're going behind bars. Time passes by, and now you've been sentenced to life in prison. You're sitting in your cell with your fellow criminals. One is a murderer, one is a drug dealer, and you put in the milk first. You tell your fellow prisoners about your horrible crime. Even they are horrified. Then, a thought shoots into your mind. Should you try to escape, or do you stay as a punishment for your atrocity. <img src="https://124147674-277235120191435172.preview.editmysite.com/uploads/1/2/4/1/124147674/police_orig.png" width="500" height="300" alt="police"> [[Stay]] [[Escape]]

You put in the milk last. No one questions a thing. After you finish making your cereal, it's time to eat. You take your first bite, the cereal tastes funny. You take another bite to see if the funny taste is throughout the cereal, it is. You take a few more bites before collapsing on the table. This is a prime example of how cereal kills. Cereal is one of the leading causes of preventable death in the U.S. If you're addicted to cereal, please see a therapist/doctor and get some help. This has been a PSA. <img src="https://124147674-277235120191435172.preview.editmysite.com/uploads/1/2/4/1/124147674/dead_orig.png" width="500" height="300" alt="death"> Restart: [[Woah, You Got Cereal]] Menu: [[Hello!]]

You take the Nut Cheerios, you pour them into your bowl. You pour in the milk. You do all this without giving it a second thought. Before you eat the cereal, you want to add some fruit. You want to choose either strawberries or blueberries. <img src="https://124147674-277235120191435172.preview.editmysite.com/uploads/1/2/4/1/124147674/strawberryblueberry_orig.png" width="500" height="300" alt="fruit choice"> [[Strawberries]] [[Blueberries]]

You stayed in the prison as punishment. Time goes by, you passed by your thirties, fourties, fifties, sixties. Every now and then, you would think about where your life went wrong. You remember when you were a child and had great ambitions about the future. When you were 4, you wanted to be a fire fighter. When you were 7, you wanted to be an artist. When you were 10, you wanted to be a game designer. All your previous ambitions came rushing through your mind. Now you know you will never be able to do any of them, just because you put the milk in first. You started to become depressed. You became lonely. You became an outcast to everyone around you. Eventually, you died of old age. This story was truly a tragedy, but I hope I taught you a lesson. That lesson is; never put the milk in first. <img src="https://124147674-277235120191435172.preview.editmysite.com/uploads/1/2/4/1/124147674/jail_orig.png" width="500" height="300" alt="jail"> The End Restart: [[Woah, You Got Cereal]] Menu: [[Hello!]]

You decide you're going to escape the prison. You have 2 plans. The first plan is that you can try to escape during your lunch break. The second plan is to travel through the vents. <img src="https://124147674-277235120191435172.preview.editmysite.com/uploads/1/2/4/1/124147674/plans_orig.png" width="500" height="300" alt="plans"> [[Plan 1]] [[Plan 2]]

<img src="https://124147674-277235120191435172.preview.editmysite.com/uploads/1/2/4/1/124147674/credits_orig.png" width="1000" height="600" alt="credits"> Restart: [[Woah, You Got Cereal]] Menu: [[Hello!]]

You go through the vent in your cell. The cells are very narrow and dark, but you make your way through it. Eventually, you come out of a vent on the bottom floor. You make sure no one is looking and you sprint ou the exit. It's only when you leave the prison, you can hear the prison alarm from behind you. You run for it. Even though you get tired really easily, you keep running as to not be caught. Eventually, you've ran so far that you've found yourself in a small town. You plan to stay here for a couple of days before you flee the country. In this town, you change your name and 6 days later, you leave the country. You end up going to Australia. When you arrive, you move into an apartment with one other stranger. You live here for the rest of your life. One morning, you guys are too tired to cook something, your roommate holds up two boxes of different cereals. He asks, "Oy mate, which cereal do you want?" <img src="https://124147674-277235120191435172.preview.editmysite.com/uploads/1/2/4/1/124147674/australia_orig.png" width="500" height="300" alt="australia"> The End Restart: [[Woah, You Got Cereal]] Menu: [[Hello!]]

During your lunch break, you try to be sneaky and escape out to the halls. Unfortunately, you absolutely suck at being sneaky. You get caught. You got got man. You got got. You've now been sent to a cell with even tighter security, and you didn't even get lunch today. Good job. <img src="https://124147674-277235120191435172.preview.editmysite.com/uploads/1/2/4/1/124147674/highsecuritycell_orig.png" width="500" height="300" alt="security"> The End Restart: [[Woah, You Got Cereal]] Menu: [[Hello!]]

You put in strawberries, the minute you eat a single strawberry, everything goes slow. You start having visions, whenever you try to walk, you keep bumping into walls. You're high on strawberries. Your friend sees this and becomes worried. He puts you in his car and takes you to rehab. This was all beacuse of the fucking strawberries. <img src="https://124147674-277235120191435172.preview.editmysite.com/uploads/1/2/4/1/124147674/high_orig.png" width="500" height="300" alt="high"> Restart: [[Woah, You Got Cereal]] Menu: [[Hello!]]

You put some blueberries in your cereal. You mix the blueberries up with the cereal. You eat the cereal for a couple of minutes. When you finish, you put your bowl away, and then you go on with your day. Nothing fancy, just a nice little breakfast. <img src="https://124147674-277235120191435172.preview.editmysite.com/uploads/1/2/4/1/124147674/thanks-for-playing_orig.png" width="500" height="300" alt="thanks for playing"> Thank you for playing "Grab The Cereal"! Restart: [[Woah, You Got Cereal]] Menu: [[Hello!]] Credits: [[Credits]]