[[Welcome to the Shower Simulator!]]
Squeeze the bottle to continue.
[[This is a unique, interactive experience for gamers of all kinds and ages.]]
Rated by ESRB at E (for everyone) and "Likely S+" (for sweaty gamers specifically).
Squeeze to get started. [[Before we get started, please make sure you have all of the necessary equipment for this experience!]] You will need:
1) a computer, on which this game can be fully experienced.
2) a Gamer Disintegrator 3000 controller. It should look exactly like a shampoo bottle, sans shampoo. There is no need to worry, there is no real shampoo involved (yet). There are some wires; plug them into the computer, and you are ready to begin the Shower Simulator experience™!
Squeeze the Gamer Disintegrator 3000 controller to keep going.[[If you are attempting a live simulation from within the confines of your private domicile, feel free to do this in your shower.]] Turn on the water for added immersion, even. There's no need to worry; the water will only help your computer cool faster.
Continue by squeezing the Gamer Disintegrator 3000. [[Alright, with all that out of the way, let's get you started!]] First, you'll want to hold the Gamer Disintegrator 3000 controller the way you would a normal shampoo bottle. No need to worry, gamers, it doesn't bite!
Now turn it over and squeeze the bottle into your hand. [[If something doesn't feel quite right, remember that it helps to open the shampoo lid before you do it!]] Otherwise, shampoo won't come out in the real thing.
[[Now that that's done, with the hand that is supposed to have shampoo on it, pat yourself on the top of the head]], and then give your head a few circles for full coverage. Massage your scalp with your fingers for maximum efficacy.
[[If you are coming out of a ranked-based game of any kind]], be sure to take a few extra minutes to thoroughly scrub the sweat out. The higher your rank, the more time you should take.
[[Metal ranks might take anywhere between 1 to 5 minutes to finish]], while gem ranks should take at least 10 to 20 minutes. If your ranking is reaching the vague realm that only has a vague title like "Master" or "Challenger", you should take at least an hour of time for this.
[[Afterwards, be sure to turn on the water and then rinse the shampoo out of your hair.]] Turn off the water, and you're done! The experience should leave you sweat-free and feeling fresh as a daisy!
That concludes the [[Shower Simulator]]. Thanks for partaking!
[[If you enjoyed this experience]], please be sure to look out for other upcoming projects in the future, such as Deodorant Simulator (TBA) and Toothbrushing Simulator (TBA).
To go back to [[Start]], squeeze the bottle one more time.