Welcome to the arid world of Arroyo.
WARNING: This game contains mild nudity and cartoon pregnancy. Please proceed with caution.
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Travel Advice
Keep your scarf wrapped tight around your face.
Treasure the shade wherever you might find it. The very earth will crumble under your footfalls, its last moisture long ago wicked away by the fierce sun.
Beware the desert. Wandering without directions can get you hopelessly lost.
I see you have a canteen. I hope it's full of water.
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It's not?
Then you'll meet the same withered fate as the rest of this land.