Interview with a Cat

<img src="attentive.png"> Meh! [[Hello!->Hello]] [[Merrow!->Cattalk]] [[What does "meh" mean?->Meh]]

<img src="attentive.png"> Hi! [[You can speak english?->English]] [[It's a pleasure to meet you!->Salutations]] [[Name and occupation?->Name]]

<img src="attentive.png"> Mrrow! [[Merrrrr?|Cattalk2]] [[Mrreh!|Cattalk3]]

<img src="attentive.png"> It means "Hello," of course! [[You can speak english?->English]] [[Meh!->Cattalk]]

<img src="attentive.png"> English is not that hard to learn compared to cat! Do you know how many different words there are in the cat language? [[I want to speak cat!|Speakcat]] [[It's a pleasure to meet you!->Salutations]] [[Name and occupation?->Name]]

<img src="attentive.png"> You seem nice! [[Is it okay if I ask you a few questions?->Interview]] [[Name and occupation?->Name]]

<img src="attentive.png"> My name is Encyclopedia Frown and my occupation is INVESTIGATOR! [[That's a really cool name.->CoolName]] [[Do you have any nicknames?->Nicknames]] [[What do you investigate?->Investigator]] [[Is it okay if I ask you a few questions?->Interview]]

<img src="attentive.png"> Okay! I'll start and you just follow my lead. Merrow? [[Merrrrr?|Cattalk2]] [[Mrreh!|Cattalk3]]

<img src="attentive.png"> Mowwm! [[Mrrrep!|Cattalk4]] [[Mew!|Cattalk5]]

<img src="attentive.png"> Mehhhh. [[Mrrowrr.|Cattalk4]] [[Mep!|Cattalk5]]

<img src="attentive.png"> Okay I think you're just making stuff up now. [[You can speak english?->English]] [[Sorry!|Apologize]]

<img src="surprised.png"> Wow. I can't believe you said that. [[You can speak english?->English]] [[Sorry!|Apologize]]

<img src="sultry.png"> It's cool. [[Is it okay if I ask you a few questions?->Interview]]

<img src="sultry.png"> What do you want to know? [[Is it fun being a cat?->Fun]] [[Do you live with any humans?->Humans]] [[Do you like eating cat food?->CatFood]] [[Are there any downsides to being a cat?->Downsides]] [[I'm done asking questions!->Done]]

<img src="sultry.png"> Thanks! [[Do you have any nicknames?->Nicknames]] [[What do you investigate?->Investigator]] [[Is it okay if I ask you a few questions?->Interview]]

<img src="sullen.png"> There are lots of mysteries in the place where I live! Like the thing in the corner of the kitchen and the mystery of the missing koalas! [[What's in the corner of the kitchen?->Kitchen]] [[Where are all the koalas going?->Koalas]]

<img src="attentive.png"> I'm pretty sure it's ghosts! [[What about the missing koalas? Where are they going?->Koalas]] [[I have some other questions to ask!->Interview]]

<img src="attentive.png"> Oh, I take them. It's me. I am a fierce and mighty huntress! [[There are koalas in your apartment?->KoalaApartment]] [[Are you good at hunting?->Hunting]]

<img src="koala.png"> Yeah, lots of them! Tiny furry creatures made of plastic who like to hold onto things. That's what they normally look like, right? [[What do you do with them?->Hunting]] [[I have some other questions to ask!->Interview]]

<img src="murder.png"> My hunting skills are without peer! Koalas don't stand a chance against me! Sometimes when I am done hunting I'll bring one to my mom. [[Who's your mom?->Mom]] [[I have some other questions to ask!->Interview]]

<img src="mom.png"> My mom is cool. She designs games! [[Have you designed any games?|Games]] [[Do you do anything to help your mom out?|Responsibilities]] [[Do you like humans?|LikeHumans]] [[I have some more questions I'd like to ask!->Interview]]

<img src="attentive.png"> I have lots of interests! Like hunting, investigating, and getting pet! [[Are you a good hunter?->Hunting]] [[What do you investigate?->Investigator]] [[What are your favorite ways to be pet?->Petting]] [[Do you have any responsibilities?->Responsibilities]]

<img src="attentive.png"> I live with my mom and her weird roommates! They're cool, I guess. [[What's your mom like?->Mom]] [[Do you like humans?->LikeHumans]] [[I have some more questions I'd like to ask!->Interview]]

<img src="attentive.png"> Cat food's alright, but my true passion is spinach! [[Spinach?->Spinach]]

<img src="attentive.png"> Already? [[Yes! All of my questions are answered!|ReallyDone]] [[No, wait! I have one more question!|OneMore]] [[Actually, let's continue the interview.|Interview]]

<img src="attentive.png"> Humans are okay, as long as they're not too needy! I like being pet, but only if they're respectful! [[What are your favorite ways to be pet?->Petting]] [[What's your mom like?->Mom]] [[I have some more questions I'd like to ask!->Interview]]

<img src="surprised.png"> Yeah! My mom and I invented a game together. Wanna hear about it? [[Yeah!!|InvestigatorRules]] [[Yes!|InvestigatorRules]]

<img src="sultry.png"> I like being scratched on top of the head and under my chin! Those are my favorite spots. [[What else do you do for fun?->Fun]] [[I have some more questions I'd like to ask!->Interview]]

<img src="attentive.png"> It's called INVESTIGATOR! Here's how you play: First, mom shows me a toy! Then, she hides it behind something. Then I find it! Then I win! [[It sounds fun!|SoundsFun]] [[Do you do a lot of investigation?|Investigator]]

<img src="attentive.png"> Thanks! It's a really good game. [[What else do you do for fun?->Fun]] [[I have some more questions I'd like to ask!->Interview]]

<img src="surprised.png"> SPINACH! It's green and yummy and it makes you tough! [[Do cats usually eat spinach?|RefinedTaste]] [[What else do you eat?|FancyFeast]] [[I have some more questions I'd like to ask!->Interview]]

<img src="attentive.png"> It's a refined taste to be sure. I've met cats who like peanut butter and cats who like cheese, but for me it's spinach all the way! Plus, spinach is better for my digestive system than peanut butter or cheese! Cats shouldn't be eating dairy! [[How often do you eat spinach?->SpinachTime]] [[Do you eat anything else?|FancyFeast]] [[I have some more questions I'd like to ask!->Interview]]

<img src="attentive.png"> I have it for breakfast! My mom gets me baby spinach. She makes sure to buy the organic kind! [[Your mom sounds cool.->Mom]] [[What else do you eat?|FancyFeast]] [[I have some more questions I'd like to ask!->Interview]]

<img src="attentive.png"> My mom gives me Fancy Feast sometimes. Don't be tricked, though, it's not that fancy! I like the beef flavor best. With lots of gravy! [[Your mom sounds cool.->Mom]] [[I have some more questions I'd like to ask!->Interview]]

<img src="sullen.png"> A cat's life isn't all fun and games! I have lots of responsibilities, like keeping my mom company in the kitchen when she's cooking, or keeping my mom company at her desk when she's working! [[Are there any other downsides to being a cat?->Downsides]] [[What does your mom do?->Mom]] [[I have some more questions I'd like to ask!->Interview]]

<img src="attentive.png"> My mom has lots of nicknames for me! She calls me her "little Frown," or "Frown Town, U.S.A.," or a tiny panther! [[Your mom sounds cool.->Mom]] [[What do you investigate?->Investigator]] [[Is it okay if I ask you a few questions?->Interview]]

<img src="sullen.png"> Normally it's pretty chill having fur covering your entire body, but not when it's hot outside! When it gets hot I try and keep cool by laying down on the tile floor in the bathroom. //Aah.// [[What do you do for fun?->Fun]] [[I have some more questions I'd like to ask!->Interview]]

<img src="nap.png"> Cool, I'm going to go take a nap. THE END

<img src="sultry.png"> What is it? [[Do you think I could be a cat when I grow up?|BeACat]] [[When's your birthday?|Birthday]] [[You're a pretty cool cat.|CoolCat]] [[Nevermind, I can't think of anything!|ReallyDone]]

<img src="attentive.png"> You can be whatever you want to be as long as you believe in yourself! [[Thanks, that was all I needed to hear!|ReallyDone]] [[On second thought, I'm not done asking questions!|Interview]]

<img src="surprised.png"> Halloween! [[Thanks, that was my last question!|ReallyDone]] [[On second thought, I'm not done asking questions!|Interview]]

<img src="what.png"> That's not a question! [[Well, I guess I'm out of questions!|ReallyDone]] [[On second thought, I'm not done asking questions!|Interview]]