Introvert Simulator

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You've just started university in a new, unfamiliar city. Deciding to put yourself out there for once, you join an orientation event. Someone greets you. You respond [[with...|First line]]

<<include "Timer">> "Hi, my name is [something that sounds like garbled nonsense to your overwhelmed brain] and I'm a [you instantly forgot] major. How about you?" //[[Answer truthfully|Nice 1]]// //[[Try to act cooler than you really are|Wild 1]]// //[[End the conversation as soon as possible|Mean 1]]//

Your social awkwardness will catch up to you in $seconds seconds. <<silently>> <<repeat 1s>> <<set $seconds to $seconds - 1>> <<if $seconds gt 0>> <<replace "#countdown">>Your social awkwardness will catch up to you in $seconds seconds.<</replace>> <<else>> <<replace "#countdown">><</replace>> <<goto "Conversation End">> <<stop>> <</if>> <</repeat>> <</silently>>

Your conversation ended after a prolonged bout of awkward silence. [[Try again?|Start]] <<set $seconds to 20>>

<<set $seconds to 20>>

<<include "Timer">> "Oh wow, it's so nice to meet you! I hope to see you around campus sometime?" [["Yeah, maybe we have some classes together!"|Nice 2]] [["Do you want to see me balance my textbooks on my head!?"|Wild 2]] [["No offense but I will probably have a mental breakdown if I ever speak to you again hahaha..."|Mean 2]]

<<include "Timer">> "Haha, a space explorer fantasy warrior trainee major with an emphasis in dinosaur hunting? I didn't even know that this place *had* a degree like that! What classes do you have?" [["Oh, just the usual classes... You know..."|Nice 2]] [["Well, there's Time Travelling 101, the Warrior Practicum, Topics in Space Fighting..."|Wild 2]] [["It's too complicated for you..."|Mean 2]]

<<include "Timer">> "Whoa, sorry! I didn't mean to pry or anything. I just kinda figured that this was standard stuff..." [["I'm sorry too. Hopefully we can see each other again?"|Nice 2]] [["That wasn't me speaking just now. It was the demon who lurks in my left eye..."|Wild 2]] [["I am going to freak it if I don't get out of this social interaction and I wish I were kidding."|Mean 2]]

<<include "Timer">> "Here's my class list! Maybe we can find an overlap, but if not, we could always meet in the cafeteria or at the library?" [["Yeah, we should totally do that... Sometime..."|Conversation End]] [["If I can successfully defeat The Horrors, I would be honored to join you."|Conversation End]] [["I kinda prefer to be by myself..."|Conversation End]]

<<include "Timer">> "Wow, you are so cool! What kind of interests do you have? Maybe we share a common interest!" [["Yeah, we should definitely do that! Sometime!"|Conversation End]] //[[Remember your favorite blorbo and become an unskippable cutscene.|Conversation End]]// [["I don't know if we would really have the same tastes, to be honest..."|Conversation End]]

<<include "Timer">> "Oh, I'm sorry if I offended you... Would you rather I just left?" [["Absolutely not!! Please continue gracing me with your wonderful presence!"|Conversation End]] [["I'm not offended at all! In fact, one might call me... DEFENDED. Haha..."|Conversation End]] [["I'm the one who should leave..."|Conversation End]]

Introvert Simulator [[Start]]