The Keanuverse

~~~~''//Welcome to the //(text-colour:green)[[Keanuverse]]////''~~~~ [[Credits]] (text-style:"underline")[[ENTER]]

You are Eric Thomas, a 37 year old, tall, lanky man with oversized glasses similar to Buddy Holly. You won the title of International Master in Chess in 2010. Your hobbies include playing video games and painting canvases of popular memes. Living in a studio apartment, you are awakened in the middle of a rainy stormy night by [[something]] <center><img src="https://github.com/NeoSaint1/Keanuverse/blob/main/Eric%20Thomas.png?raw=true" width="800" height="1000"></center>

You hear someone knocking your door numerous times. <center><img src="https://images7.alphacoders.com/924/thumb-1920-924652.jpg" width="1400" height="800"></center> - [[You ignore it and go back to sleep]] - [[You get up and slowly walk to open the door]] <audio src="https://cdn.pixabay.com/download/audio/2025/04/07/audio_731c4634e4.mp3" autoplay> <audio src="https://www.myinstants.com/media/sounds/crazy-realistic-knocking-sound-troll-twitch-streamers_small.mp3"autoplay>

<center><img src="https://github.com/NeoSaint1/Keanuverse/blob/main/morpheus_kick_with_label.png?raw=true"width="900"height="800"></center> A shadowy figure kicks open the door and enters the apartment. ''Eric'': "WHAT THE FUCK! What do you want?" ''Mysterious Man'': "We need to talk." As he steps into the lights of the apartment, he is revealed to be......[[Continued]] <audio src="https://cdn.pixabay.com/audio/2022/03/15/audio_1d13fda208.mp3" autoplay> <audio src="https://cdn.pixabay.com/download/audio/2025/04/07/audio_731c4634e4.mp3" autoplay>

While walking to the door, you think to yourself. ''Eric'': "Oh God, not another crackhead asking for money. Third time this week." You open the door and see... [[Continued]] <center><img src="https://raw.githubusercontent.com/NeoSaint1/Keanuverse/refs/heads/main/Morpheus%20Shadow%20Door.png" width="700" height="800"></center> <audio src="https://cdn.pixabay.com/audio/2024/05/19/audio_ffad07dba1.mp3" autoplay> <audio src="https://cdn.pixabay.com/download/audio/2025/04/07/audio_731c4634e4.mp3" autoplay>

<center><img src="https://raw.githubusercontent.com/NeoSaint1/Keanuverse/refs/heads/main/Morpheus_with_label.png" width="800" height="800"></center> ''Eric'': (confused) "Laurence Fishburne?" ''Orpheus'': "No, my name..... is Orpheus. I've come here because believe it or not, you're the key to saving humanity Eric." (He looks up and down at Eric with a face of worry and disgust). I know, I'm just as shocked as you, believe me. Just to make sure, I ran the calculations over and over and over...." ''Eric'': "Alright, Alright. I get it, Orifice." ''Orpheus'': "It's Orpheus." ''Eric'': "What makes me so special?" ''Orpheus'': "Your strategic skills in gaming and world class chess abilities have made you a valuable asset for our mission. You're able to strategize many moves ahead and determine all possible outcomes of risk and decide the best possible solution at the time." ''Eric'': "I always knew my 10k hours in CSGO would come in handy one day." ''Orpheus'': "You now have a choice to make Eric." Orpheus extends both his hands to [[reveal...]] <audio src="https://cdn.pixabay.com/download/audio/2025/04/07/audio_731c4634e4.mp3" autoplay>

<center><img src="https://raw.githubusercontent.com/NeoSaint1/Keanuverse/refs/heads/main/Morpheus%20Vitamins.png" width="800" height="800"></center> He is showing you red and blue Flintstones vitamins in each hand. ''Orpheus'': "You take the blue Flintstones vitamin, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and go back to your mundane life of watching Pug videos and painting pictures of memes. You take the red pill, you come with me and we Save the World." [[Take the Blue Flintstones vitamin.]] [[Take the Red Flintstones vitamin.]] <audio src="https://cdn.pixabay.com/audio/2021/08/09/audio_3b38a0d1af.mp3" autoplay>

<center><img src="https://raw.githubusercontent.com/NeoSaint1/Keanuverse/refs/heads/main/Keanu%20Throw%20Morpheus%20Out.png " width="800" height="800"></center> Right when you're about to take the blue pill, you instead grab Orpheus with both hands and toss him out the front door of your apartment. ''Eric'': "And don't forget your fucking pills!" You throw the pills on the unconscious body of Orpheus. You slam the partially broken door shut, placing extra locks on. ''Eric'': (in disbelief) "Fucking crackhead tried to give me Flintstone ecstasy pills." You go back to sleep, and when you [[wake up]]. <audio src="https://cdn.pixabay.com/audio/2022/03/15/audio_9da610773a.mp3" autoplay>

<center><img src="https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZjRrMDJ3eHB6OGMybWxoYnppOGJ2dWQ0YmVoa2Vjcmw0dWt4N3NvZiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/3o85xx8dDpwLQu6B20/giphy.gif" width="800" height="800"></center> Orpheus grabs your TV remote. ''Orpheus'': "This is the world that will exist if we fail." He clicks on the TV and it [[shows....]] <audio src="https://cdn.pixabay.com/audio/2022/03/25/audio_2b766212a2.mp3" autoplay> <audio src="https://cdn.pixabay.com/audio/2021/08/09/audio_3b38a0d1af.mp3" autoplay>

<center><img src="https://raw.githubusercontent.com/NeoSaint1/Keanuverse/refs/heads/main/meme%20painting.png"" width="800" height="800"></center> You're happy because you have just finished your new "Distracted Boyfriend" painting to add to your meme painting collection. But you also realize that Orpheus was right and should have listened to him. Keanu has perished and the world is in peril because of you. [[GAME OVER!]]

<center><img src="https://raw.githubusercontent.com/NeoSaint1/Keanuverse/refs/heads/main/Eric%20Thomas%20Scared%20(2).png" width="800" height="800"></center> ''Eric'': (frightened) "What the hell was that thing?" ''Orpheus'': "Those are called Karens. There's an army of them spreading their hate, rage and vitriol like a virus across the multiverse." ''Eric'': "What are we supposed to do if we encounter them?" ''Orpheus'': "Run! They can't be bargained with, can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity or remorse, and they absolutely will not stop...EVER, until we are like them!". ''Eric'': "How do we stop them?" ''Orpheus'': "There's only one person that can [[Save Us."]]

<center><img src="https://media1.tenor.com/m/r-mBXs5HH2EAAAAC/thumbs-up-keanu-reeves.gif" width="400" height="400"></center> ''Orpheus'': "Keanu Reeves". ''Eric'': "The actor??? He's pretty cool, I've been a fan of his since the 90's." ''Orpheus'': "Yes, His heart and kindness is a repellant to these Karens. His light, warmth and positive energy cancels out all the vermin from these Karens. Save Keanu....Save the World. In order to continue in this mission, I need you to answer three Keanu trivia questions correctly to prove your dedication." ''Eric'': "Alright, I'm game, lets do this." ''Orpheus'': [["Let's Begin."]]

''Orpheus'': "How much money did Keanu donate from his Matrix salary, to cancer research?" * [[20%]] * [[50%]] * [[70%]]

Incorrect <center><img src="https://github.com/NeoSaint1/Keanuverse/blob/main/Keanu%20Sad.png?raw=true" width="800" height="800"></center> Nobody likes a Sad Keanu.

Incorrect <center><img src="https://github.com/NeoSaint1/Keanuverse/blob/main/Keanu%20Sad.png?raw=true" width="800" height="800"></center> Keanu is still sad you got it wrong.

CORRECT <iframe width="900" height="600" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/o6KGR2ME4Pk?autoplay=1;si=LinG0atXHLfVesHL&controls=0" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; allow="autoplay"; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" referrerpolicy="strict-origin-when-cross-origin" allowfullscreen></iframe> Great Job! on to [[Question 2]]

What instrument does Keanu play in his band Dogstar? * [[Bass Guitar]] * [[Drums]] * [[Piano]]

CORRECT <center><img src="https://media1.tenor.com/m/_MxDxCX_dDgAAAAC/buttsmarnn.gif" width="800" height="800"></center> Great job, one more to go. Now for [[Question 3]].

WRONG <center><img src="https://media1.tenor.com/m/BxSFP6szlPQAAAAC/matrix-neo.gif" width="800" height="800"></center> Keanu can't believe it.

WRONG <center><img src="https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcXZpb2s4MXdmdXFyZjFpbDF2Yjk2ZDNpYmtjeDJ3dGhkanBrYnppcyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/vg7o2ov3Nm34Y/giphy.gif" width="800" height="800"></center> Keanu is disappointed in you.

What type of accident was Keanu Reeves involved in that left a scar on his abdomen? * [[Karate Kick]] * [[Surfing Accident]] * [[Motorcycle Accident]]

CORRECT <center><img src="https://media1.tenor.com/m/_qj8lY8hT08AAAAd/keanu-reeves-blow-kiss.gif" width="800" height="800"></center> ''Orpheus'': "You've done it! You've proved you're worthy. Let's [[start the mission]]."

WRONG <center><img src="https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNm5xOWQ2OG15OGo2MTJvOXVoMGpwNzVlNnQzeHAwcG16ZTQ1MXVyayZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/wfvW8AFEshUM8/giphy.gif" width="800" height="800"></center> Keanu doesn't want to talk to you.

INCORRECT <center><img src="https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExaXh2aDRseDY0ZXhyMHdmdDg3cDN2dzg2eHNmcnc0ZWV2ZnNtYzdjdiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/N2AFzTzUBoxvG/giphy.gif" width="800" height="800"></center> Keanu isn't amused.

''Orpheus'': "First things first. We're going to need all the help we can get. We're going to recruit three Keanu variants across the multiverse. First, his Ted variant,then his John Wick variant, and finally his Neo variant." ''Eric'': "With those variants on our team, we can't be stopped." Orpheus removes a remote device from his trench coat. ''Orpheus'': "We're going to use this device to travel through wormhole portals across to these different multiverses. [[Get Ready]]" <center><img src="https://github.com/NeoSaint1/Keanuverse/blob/main/portal_remote_with_label.png?raw=true" width="800" height="800"></center>

Orpheus aims his device to the ground and shoots a beam that expands to form a massive wormhole. ''Orpheus'': "You ready?" ''Eric'': "As ready as I'll ever be." ''Orpheus'': "You go first." <iframe width="700" height="900" src="https://cdn.pixabay.com/video/2020/06/19/42586-431756222_large.mp4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> [[JUMP IN]] <audio src="https://cdn.pixabay.com/audio/2022/03/15/audio_6fbeaee66e.mp3" autoplay>

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