No, your FULL name.<<set $name="The Anger">>\n[[David "The Anger" Ferguson|Loop]]

Please state your full name.\n[[David Ferguson|Wrong1]]

No, your full name.\n[[David John Thomas Ferguson|Wrong2]]

Full Name

By Connor Halford

No, your FULL name.<<silently>>\n<<set $i=Math.random()>>\n<<if $i lt 1/8>>\n<<set $pre="Stop calling me David \s"">><<set $post="\s" Ferguson">>\n<<elseif $i lt 2/8>>\n<<set $pre="If you don't stop calling me David \s"">><<set $post="\s" Ferguson, I'll call the police">>\n<<elseif $i lt 3/8>>\n<<set $pre="Please, my name isn't David \s"">><<set $post="\s" Ferguson">>\n<<elseif $i lt 4/8>>\n<<set $pre="I mean what kind of name is David \s"">><<set $post="\s" Ferguson anyway?">>\n<<elseif $i lt 5/8>>\n<<set $pre="STOP CALLING ME DAVID \s"">><<set $post="\s" FERGUSON RIGHT NOW">>\n<<elseif $i lt 6/8>>\n<<set $pre="I always wanted to be known as David \s"">><<set $post="\s" Ferguson">>\n<<elseif $i lt 7/8>>\n<<set $pre="Why are you calling me David \s"">><<set $post="\s" Ferguson?">>\n<<else>>\n<<set $pre="Seriously, quit calling me David \s"">><<set $post="\s" Ferguson">>\n<<endif>>\n<<set $name=$pre+$name+$post>><<endsilently>>\n[[David "<<print $name>>" Ferguson|Loop]]