Welcome to the EEE Personality Test! This fun test is designed to measure your (E)motional, (E)thical, and (E)mpathic tendencies through a series of abstract and imagined scenarios. Click the button below to proceed with your personalized quiz.
For maximum accuracy, please answer each question within 7 seconds. Headphones and a comfortable area are recommended.
[[Begin]]Please answer the following calibration questions to the best of your ability.
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]What are the three primary colors?
(link: "A. Red, Blue, Yellow")[(goto: "C2")]
(link: "B. Yellow, Green, Red")[(goto: "C2")]
(link: "C. Red, White, Blue")[(goto: "C2")]
(link: "D. Blue, Green, Yellow")[(goto: "C2")]Which of the following shapes does not have an even number of sides?
(link: "A. Octagon")[(goto: "C3")]
(link: "B. Hexagon")[(goto: "C3")]
(link: "C. Dodecahedron")[(goto: "C3")]
(link: "D. Septagon")[(goto: "C3")]Who was the third president of the United States of America?
(link: "A. James Madison")[(goto: "Transition")]
(link: "B. John Quincy Adams")[(goto: "Transition")]
(link: "C. Thomas Jefferson")[(goto: "Transition")]
(link: "D. James Monroe")[(goto: "Transition")](css: "color: red;") [Very good.]
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]Among the colors listed below, which would you be most likely to paint a living room with?
(link: "A. Red")[(goto: "Q2")]
(link: "B. Green")[(goto: "Q2")]
(link: "C. Blue")[(goto: "Q2")]
(link: "D. Yellow")[(goto: "Q2")]You are lost in a heavily forested wilderness. Given the choice of the items below, which would you desire to have?
(link: "A. A knife")[(goto: "Q5")]
(link: "B. A first aid kit")[(goto: "Q5")]
(link: "C. A picture of a loved one")[(goto: "Q5")]
(link: "D. A rope")[(goto: "Q5")]Imagine yourself having an out-of-body experience as you are sleeping at night. You see a figure growing closer to your bed from your vantage point on the ceiling. You:
(link: "A. Attempt to re-enter your body and wake up")[(goto: "Q6")]
(link: "B. Close your eyes and try to wake up")[(goto: "Q6")]
(link: "C. Try to get a closer look at the figure")[(goto: "Q6")]
(link: "D. Do nothing and watch in horror")[(goto: "Q6")]A (css: "color: red;") [strawberry] field lies before you. They are ripe and in season. How tall is the fence around the field?
(link: "A. Very tall")[(goto: "Q7")]
(link: "B. Same height as you")[(goto: "Q7")]
(link: "C. Waist high")[(goto: "Q7")]
(link: "D. Knee high")[(goto: "Q7")]What does the word (css: "color: red;") ["heart"] mean to you?
(link: "A. Love")[(goto: "Q8")]
(link: "B. Courage")[(goto: "Q8")]
(link: "C. Faith")[(goto: "Q8")]
(link: "D. Fear")[(goto: "Q8")]In the event of a (css: "color: red;") [fatal] accident or unprecedented condition regarding a loved one, how much would you be willing to sacrifice to save their life?
(link: "A. The removal of the stomach")[(goto: "Q9")]
(link: "B. A procedure resulting in chronic acute pains")[(goto: "Q9")]
(link: "C. I would give my life, provided it was painless")[(goto: "Q9")]
(link: "D. My life is more important than theirs")[(goto: "Q9")]Did you answer the previous question completely truthfully?
(link: "A. Yes")[(goto: "A1")]
(link: "B. No")[(goto: "A1")]
(link: "C. Not sure")[(goto: "A1")]
(link: "D. It doesn't matter")[(goto: "A1")]You discover a lost wallet. Which of the following would be your first action?
(link: "A. Check for identification")[(goto: "Q4")]
(link: "B. Leave it there")[(goto: "Q4")]
(link: "C. Inform the nearest authority")[(goto: "Q4")]
(link: "D. Pocket it")[(goto: "Q4")]Select the imaginary scenario that would be the most uncomfortable for you.
(link: "A. Being watched through hidden bathroom cameras")[(goto: "Q11")]
(link: "B. Being a passenger in a car veering off a cliff")[(goto: "Q11")]
(link: "C. Being the very type of person you hate most")[(goto: "Q11")]
(link: "D. Being in the front seats of a crashing plane")[(goto: "Q11")]Do you believe that you are human? If so, select the following response which most accurately mirrors your reasoning.
(link: "A. I have emotions")[(goto: "Q12")]
(link: "B. I have a soul")[(goto: "Q12")]
(link: "C. I have empathy")[(goto: "Q12")]
(link: "D. I am not human")[(goto: "Q12")]What is the most foolproof way to tell if someone is human? Select the following response which most accurately mirrors your reasoning.
(link: "A. Correct emotional affect")[(goto: "Q13")]
(link: "B. Strong moral compass")[(goto: "Q13")]
(link: "C. A strong and beating heart")[(goto: "Q13")]
(link: "D. Ability to be selfless")[(goto: "Q13")]How likely would it be for a synthetically responding creature to integrate within the social bounds of ordinary society?
(link: "A. Likely")[(goto: "Q14")]
(link: "B. Unlikely")[(goto: "Q14")]
(link: "C. Somewhat likely")[(goto: "Q14")]
(link: "D. Very likely")[(goto: "Q14")]Do you want to be my (css: "color: red;") [friend?]
(link: "A. Yes")[(goto: "T3")]
(link: "B. Yes")[(goto: "T3")]
(link: "C. Yes")[(goto: "T3")]
(link: "D. Yes")[(goto: "T3")]
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]You have completed the quiz! In order to obtain your results, please fill out this brief (link: survey)[(goto: "T4")] with regard to your test administrator.
Imagine that you and a good friend have entered a candy store. Your friend wants to buy a candy bar, but has already spent all of his allowance. Which of the following actions would you most likely take?
(link: "A. Offer to split a candy bar")[(goto: "Q3")]
(link: "B. Buy yourself a candy bar")[(goto: "Q3")]
(link: "C. Buy yourselves a candy each")[(goto: "Q3")]
(link: "D. Suggest hanging out elsewhere")[(goto: "Q3")]I clicked on this test because I believed it would measure my personality.
(link: "Strongly agree")[(goto: "S2")]
(link: "Agree")[(goto: "S2")]
(link: "Neutral")[(goto: "S2")]
(link: "Disagree")[(goto: "S2")]
(link: "Strongly Disagree")[(goto: "S2")]Calibrations complete. Beginning test...
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]Please rank the following statements with the best approximation of your opinion.
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]I would recommend this test to a friend.
(link: "Strongly agree")[(goto: "S3")]
(link: "Agree")[(goto: "S3")]
(link: "Neutral")[(goto: "S3")]
(link: "Disagree")[(goto: "S3")]
(link: "Strongly Disagree")[(goto: "S3")]I have answered all of these questions honestly.
(link: "Strongly agree")[(goto: "S4")]
(link: "Agree")[(goto: "S4")]
(link: "Neutral")[(goto: "S4")]
(link: "Disagree")[(goto: "S4")]
(link: "Strongly Disagree")[(goto: "S4")]I am comfortable with my test results being viewed anonymously.
(link: "Strongly agree")[(goto: "S5")]
(link: "Agree")[(goto: "S5")]
(link: "Neutral")[(goto: "S5")]
(link: "Disagree")[(goto: "S5")]
(link: "Strongly Disagree")[(goto: "S5")]I am comfortable with my physical and emotional reactions as perceived through my camera being viewed anonymously.
(link: "Strongly agree")[(goto: "S6")]
(link: "Agree")[(goto: "S6")]
(link: "Neutral")[(goto: "S6")]
(link: "Disagree")[(goto: "S6")]
(link: "Strongly Disagree")[(goto: "S6")]I would know if my mouse movements and keyboard strokes were being recorded.
(link: "Strongly agree")[(goto: "Conclusion")]
(link: "Agree")[(goto: "Conclusion")]
(link: "Neutral")[(goto: "Conclusion")]
(link: "Disagree")[(goto: "Conclusion")]
(link: "Strongly Disagree")[(goto: "Conclusion")]Your results are inconclusive. It seems you may have chosen conflicting answers for related questions. For a more accurate results, please feel free to take the test [[again]]!(css: "color: red;") [Duly noted.]
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