Try Not To Die

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TRY NOT TO DIE ----------------- You are walking [[Die]] [[Keep walking]]

You died! THE END Bum. [[Try Again->Untitled Passage]]

You keep walking. You see a rock. [[Trip on the rock->Die]] [[Walk]]

You keep walking. You see a mysterious hobo begging for money. [[Toss them a coin]] [[Walk Away]] [[Beat them up]]

The hobo looks at you gratefully and hands you a banana as thanks. [[You keep walking.]]

You ignore the hobo. [[He beats you up->Beat them up]]

The hobo turns out to be a secret ninjustu master and turns you into a pretzel. [[Die]]

You're getting tired of walking. Where do you sit [[Bench]] [[Floor]] [[In the middle of the road]]

You find a bench in a quiet park and just relax. All that walking was exhausting and you almost doze off into sleep. But then, you remember you have that banana the hobo gave you... [[Eat the banana]] [[Sleep]] [[Ignore your fatigue and keep walking]]

You sit down on the floor and become so relaxed that you fall asleep until it's night. You wake up and find yourself surrounded by a bunch of big bulky men who want your lunch money. [[You fight]] [[You accept your fate and die->Die]]

You sit in the middle of the road. You get run over. Obviously, what did you expect? [[Die]]

You half-remember some old karate lessons and try to put them to use. You get into a stance. Your sheer aura scares the men into submission. You turn to walk away but it turns out you were just delusional. The men were actually laughing, not scared. They're also now close enough to punch you [[They punch you->Die]]

You eat the banana. You start feeling sick. [[Go to the hospital]] [[Accept your fate->Die]]

You fall asleep on the bench and wake up when the sun has set. You find yourself surrounded by a bunch of big bulky men who want your lunch money. [[You fight]] [[You accept your fate and die->Die]]

You decide to ignore your fatigue and keep walking. Because of your tiredness you don't pay much attention to your surroundings and trip on a rock. [[Crack your head open->Die]]

You get the bright idea to go to the hospital. You get denied entry because you're too stinky. [[Go to the nearby public showers]] [[Insist that you need medical attention]] [[Accept your fate->Die]]

You insist that you need medical attention. The hospital staff reluctantly lets you in and checks you out. Turns out, the banana had copius amounts of illegal substances laced within it. You're gonna die. It's uncurable. [[Yeah, that's it.->The End]]

You go to the nearby public showers, but you just drop dead. [[Die]]

Yeah, so. The End. Come back for the second installment!!!