Week 5 - Twine (VS Debating)

You are about to engage with a frivolous arguement. The stakes are meaningless and the outcome will matter to nothing but you and your opponents Ego. But regardless, You must fight, and You must Win. You must argue that your favourite Fictional Character could beat up their favourite Fictional Character in a hypothetical battle. You are a VS Debater [[Continue]]

Shonen Heroes, Magical Girls, Mecha Warriors and Edgy Rivals, All from Glorious Nippon Your opponents draw near, Usernames with misused hiragana and profile pictures of only the most premium Waifus The current Debate is Naruto Uzumaki VS Ichigo Kurosaki The Big 3 of Shonen Jump (but since 3 way fights are hard to comprehend we can leave Luffy on the bench for now) Which side of the arguement will you join? [[Argue for Naruto|Naruto1]] [[Argue for Ichigo|Ichigo1]] [[Post "Doesn't Matter Goku Solos"|Goku]]

Jumping Plumbers, Speedy Hedgehogs, Magical Heroes and Oh So Many Guns. You see the competition before you The current Debate is Super Mario VS Sonic the Hedgehog The biggest Mascots in gaming and bitter Rivals during the great Sega Nintendo Console Wars of the 1990's Which side of the arguement will you join? [[Argue for Mario|Mario1]] [[Argue for Sonic|Sonic1]] [[Post "Doesn't Matter Doom Slayer Solos"|Goku]]

A Medium bursting with creative stories and Characters, and with so many varied people telling the stories But you're a VS Debater, you're gonna exclusively focus on the big Superheroes from the 2 Publishing Giants (but maybe some Image Comics Indies if you're feeling spicy) Your opponents draw near The Current Debate is Spider-Man VS Batman Two of the most popular characters in History, and a classic Marvel VS DC debate. Which side of the arguement will you join? [[Argue for Spider-Man|Spider-Man1]] [[Argue for Batman|Batman1]] [[Post "Doesn't Matter Superman Solos"|Goku]]

Before you stands a forum... or a Reddit thread... or a discord server. Basically somewhere online for you to argue anonymously with people. Now you must choose your hill on which to die What will you argue? [[Anime]] [[Video Games]] [[Comic Books]]

You didn't read the server rules about making annoying, irrelevant posts. You have been Timed out by the mods. Hopefully you will learn to stay on topic [[Wait|Continue]]

Naruto's an icon, you had the headband, you did the run, Naruto has your support all the way. Your Opponent starts "The Cosmology of Bleach encompases at least 3 universes and Ichigo has the Power to affect all of them at once, he clearly has a massive power advantage here" [["Where the hell did you pull that from?"|Naruto2]]

Bleach is the thinking man's shonen, much more cutured than the Narutos and One Pieces for the common Folk. And you of course, are one of those thinking men. [[Aliens? What are you talking about?|Ichigo2]]

He's the original, the grandaddy, the one everyone looks to as THE Icon of videogaming. It's A Him, Mario. (Incomplete) [[Continue]]

Running around at the Speed of Sound, Way Past Cool, and even has his own Super Saiyan. Sonic is everything a radical child of the 90s and 00s loves. (Incomplete) [[Continue]]

You did it, you have won an arguement online. You are the Biggest Man

Despite your clearly better arguements and your opponents fallacy filled dribble, you must concede the fight But you will return, for your Ego demands retribution.

Does whatever a Spider can, "This should be a slam dunk!" You think to yourself "Spidey actually has superpowers, " While you're thinking you see a message on the screen before you "Batman can beat anyone with enough Prep Time, he has contingencies for everyone!" (Incomplete) [[Continue]]

He's the Goddamn Batman, of course this is the choice "Batman may be a ninja and have a gadjet for everthing but the Spider Sense can predict and negate all of that" (Incomplete) [[Continue]]

"Uhh, the Guide Books. C'mon man you gotta look into this sorta stuff" How will you refute this claim? [[Post the Scene of Naruto blowing up the Moon|Naruto3]] [[Attempt to Debunk his Guidebook|Naruto4]]

"Yeah, what you never saw Boruto? You gotta actually see the whole series to argue anything" How will you refute? [[Argue against Boruto's Quality|Ichigo3]] [[Explain Bleach's Buhddist Themes and Cosmos|Ichigo4]]

Nothing beat clear onscreen Feats. This has swayed the community and your opponent has stopped posting [[Win]]

You look into their claims but due to your inexperience with the opposing series you cannot parse anything stated. You took too long to refute your opponent and thecommunity has left you behind [[Lose]]

An attack on your opponents Ego is always an easy option. And in this case it works, especially with the older Naruto Heads You successfully used Spite to turn the Arguement in your favor [[Win]]

You give an empassioned speech about your series deep themes This goes completely over the head of the people that inhabit this server Maybe you should have gone for a more simple arguement [[Lose]]