**TIC TAC**
a game by [[ghostwrassler]]
[[Drop some motherfuckin' tic tacs]]
clarityorb.tumblr.com
ghostwrassler.tumblr.com
thanks to lydia for this ridic tac idea <3 may i never have to read this word again
[[Back->opener]]
Oh shit! You dropped all these tic tacs! Better pick that shit up buddy!
[[Pick up a tic tac->1]]
(Set: $tictacs to 0)
You pick up a tic tac.
[[Pick up a tic tac->2]]
(Set: $tictacs to 1)
You pick up a tic tac.
[[Pick up a tic tac->3]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to 2)
You pick up a tic tac.
[[Pick up a tic tac->4]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to 3)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Tic tac?","I don't think that was a tic tac but you sure picked it up.","You pick up a bug. You put it down. You pick up a tic tac.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->5]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to 4)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Tic tac?","I don't think that was a tic tac but you sure picked it up.","You pick up a bug. You put it down. You pick up a tic tac.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->6]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(display: "g1")
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Tic tac?","I don't think that was a tic tac but you sure picked it up.","You pick up a bug. You put it down. You pick up a tic tac.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->7]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Tic tac?","I don't think that was a tic tac but you sure picked it up.","You pick up a bug. You put it down. You pick up a tic tac.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->8]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Tic tac?","I don't think that was a tic tac but you sure picked it up.","You pick up a bug. You put it down. You pick up a tic tac.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->9]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Tic tac?","I don't think that was a tic tac but you sure picked it up.","You pick up a bug. You put it down. You pick up a tic tac.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->10]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Tic tac?","I don't think that was a tic tac but you sure picked it up.","You pick up a bug. You put it down. You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Put that down. Pick up that tic tac.","That tic tac just ran away. You pick up another one instead.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->11]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Tic tac?","I don't think that was a tic tac but you sure picked it up.","You pick up a bug. You put it down. You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Put that down. Pick up that tic tac.","That tic tac just ran away. You pick up another one instead.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->12]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Tic tac?","I don't think that was a tic tac but you sure picked it up.","You pick up a bug. You put it down. You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Put that down. Pick up that tic tac.","That tic tac just ran away. You pick up another one instead.")
[[Trouble in tacadise->13]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Tic tac?","I don't think that was a tic tac but you sure picked it up.","You pick up a bug. You put it down. You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Put that down. Pick up that tic tac.","That tic tac just ran away. You pick up another one instead.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->14]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Tic tac?","I don't think that was a tic tac but you sure picked it up.","You pick up a bug. You put it down. You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Put that down. Pick up that tic tac.","That tic tac just ran away. You pick up another one instead.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->15]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Let's call it a tic tac.","I don't think that was a tic tac but you sure picked it up.","You pick up a bug. You put it down. You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Wow. Just put it in with the tic tacs.","That tic tac just vanished. Oh, here's another tic tac.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->16]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Let's call it a tic tac.","I don't think that was a tic tac but you sure picked it up.","You pick up a bug. You put it down. You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Wow. Just put it in with the tic tacs.","That tic tac just vanished. Oh, here's another tic tac.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->17]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Let's call it a tic tac.","I don't think that was a tic tac but you sure picked it up.","You pick up a bug. You put it down. You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Wow. Just put it in with the tic tacs.","That tic tac just vanished. Oh, here's another tic tac.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->18]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Let's call it a tic tac.","I don't think that was a tic tac but you sure picked it up.","You pick up a bug. You put it down. You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Wow. Just put it in with the tic tacs.","That tic tac just vanished. Oh, here's another tic tac.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->19]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Let's call it a tic tac.","I don't think that was a tic tac but you sure picked it up.","You pick up a bug. You put it down. You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Wow. Just put it in with the tic tacs.","That tic tac just vanished. Oh, here's another tic tac.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->20]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
You pick up two tic tacs!
[[Pick up a tic tac->21]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 2)
There's no more tic tacs! Isn't that something!
[[Don't drop them again you fool->TACCHECKIN]]
end stats:
Tic tacs recovered - $tictacs
Rank - $rank
**TIC TAC**
a game by [[ghostwrassler->gw2]]
[[Drop some tic tacs again?->Drop some motherfuckin' tic tacs]]
clarityorb.tumblr.com
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thanks to lydia for this ridic tac idea <3 may i never have to read this word again
[[Back->endstat]]
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Let's call it a tic tac.","I don't think that was a tic tac but you sure picked it up.","Who the hell made tic tacs so tiny? You struggle to pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Wow. Just put it in with the tic tacs.","That's the wrong colour tic tac, but you put it in anyway.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->22]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Let's call it a tic tac.","I don't think that was a tic tac but you sure picked it up.","Who the hell made tic tacs so tiny? You struggle to pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Wow. Just put it in with the tic tacs.","That's the wrong colour tic tac, but you put it in anyway.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->23]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Let's call it a tic tac.","I don't think that was a tic tac but you sure picked it up.","Who the hell made tic tacs so tiny? You struggle to pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Wow. Just put it in with the tic tacs.","That's the wrong colour tic tac, but you put it in anyway.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->24]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Let's call it a tic tac.","I don't think that was a tic tac but you sure picked it up.","Who the hell made tic tacs so tiny? You struggle to pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Wow. Just put it in with the tic tacs.","That's the wrong colour tic tac, but you put it in anyway.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->25]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
You pick up a tic tac. It looks you in the eye, unblinking.
[[Pick up a tic tac->26]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Let's call it a tic tac.","You pick up a fistful of--oh, no, it's just one tic tac.","Who the hell made tic tacs so tiny? You struggle to pick up a tic tac.","The tic tac picks up you. Bad tic tac, get in with the others.","That's the wrong colour tic tac, but you put it in anyway.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->27]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a fistful of--oh, no, it's just one tic tac.","The tic tac picks up you. Bad tic tac, get in with the others.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->28]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Let's call it a tic tac.","You pick up a fistful of--oh, no, it's just one tic tac.","Who the hell made tic tacs so tiny? You struggle to pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a mouse. Why is it holding a tic tac?","That's not a tic tac. But you already put it in, you fool.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->29]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Let's call it a tic tac.","You pick up a fistful of--oh, no, it's just one tic tac.","Who the hell made tic tacs so tiny? You struggle to pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a mouse. Why is it holding a tic tac?","That's not a tic tac. But you already put it in, you fool.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->30]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Let's call it a tic tac.","You pick up a fistful of--oh, no, it's just one tic tac.","Who the hell made tic tacs so tiny? You struggle to pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a mouse. Why is it holding a tic tac?","That's not a tic tac. But you already put it in, you fool.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->31]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Let's call it a tic tac.","You pick up a fistful of--oh, no, it's just one tic tac.","Who the hell made tic tacs so tiny? You struggle to pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a mouse. Why is it holding a tic tac?","That's not a tic tac. But you already put it in, you fool.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->32]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Let's call it a tic tac.","You pick up a fistful of--oh, no, it's just one tic tac.","Who the hell made tic tacs so tiny? You struggle to pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a mouse. Why is it holding a tic tac?","That's not a tic tac. But you already put it in, you fool.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->33]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
You pick up a tic tac.
[[Pick up a tic tac->34]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Let's call it a tic tac.","You pick up a fistful of--oh, no, it's just one tic tac.","Who the hell made tic tacs so tiny? You struggle to pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a mouse. Why is it holding a tic tac?","That's not a tic tac. But you already put it in, you fool.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->35]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a.. Let's call it a tic tac.","You pick up a fistful of--oh, no, it's just one tic tac.","Who the hell made tic tacs so tiny? You struggle to pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a mouse. Why is it holding a tic tac?","That's not a tic tac. But you already put it in, you fool.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->36]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
You pick up a tic tac. It is so small, so fragile in yuor hand. It corrects you on your spelling. Little jerk.
[[Tic tac tattle tale->37]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","Ew, what is that? Get it off your tic tac!","You pick up a tic tac-sized tic tac.","You pick up a mouse. Why is it holding a tic tac?","That's not a tic tac. But you already put it in, you fool.","What are you doing again? Oh right, picking up a tic tac.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->38]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","Ew, what is that? Get it off your tic tac!","You pick up a tic tac-sized tic tac.","You pick up a mouse. Why is it holding a tic tac?","That's not a tic tac. But you already put it in, you fool.","What are you doing again? Oh right, picking up a tic tac.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->39]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","Ew, what is that? Get it off your tic tac!","You pick up a tic tac-sized tic tac.","You pick up a mouse. Why is it holding a tic tac?","That's not a tic tac. But you already put it in, you fool.","What are you doing again? Oh right, picking up a tic tac.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->40]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","Ew, what is that? Get it off your tic tac!","You pick up a tic tac-sized tic tac.","You pick up a mouse. Why is it holding a tic tac?","That's not a tic tac. But you already put it in, you fool.","What are you doing again? Oh right, picking up a tic tac.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->41]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","Ew, what is that? Get it off your tic tac!","You pick up a tic tac-sized tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac. Sort of.","That's not a tic tac. But you already put it in, you fool.","What are you doing again? Oh right, picking up a tic tac.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->42]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","Ew, what is that? Get it off your tic tac!","You pick up a tic tac-sized tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac. Sort of.","That's not a tic tac. But you already put it in, you fool.","What are you doing again? Oh right, picking up a tic tac.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->43]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","Ew, what is that? Get it off your tic tac!","You pick up a tic tac-sized tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac. Sort of.","That's not a tic tac. But you already put it in, you fool.","What are you doing again? Oh right, picking up a tic tac.")
[[Tic tac ticcety tac->44]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","Ew, what is that? Get it off your tic tac!","You pick up a tic tac-sized tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac. Sort of.","That's not a tic tac. But you already put it in, you fool.","What are you doing again? Oh right, picking up a tic tac.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->45]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","Ew, what is that? Get it off your tic tac!","You pick up a tic tac-sized tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac. Sort of.","That's not a tic tac. But you already put it in, you fool.","What are you doing again? Oh right, picking up a tic tac.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->46]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","Ew, what is that? Get it off your tic tac!","You pick up a tic tac-sized tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac. Sort of.","This is a really cute tic tac!","What are you doing again? Oh right, picking up a tic tac.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->47]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","Ew, what is that? Get it off your tic tac!","You pick up a tic tac-sized tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac. Sort of.","This is a really cute tic tac!","What are you doing again? Oh right, picking up a tic tac.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->48]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","Ew, what is that? Get it off your tic tac!","You pick up a tic tac-sized tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac. Sort of.","This is a really cute tic tac!","What are you doing again? Oh right, picking up a tic tac.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->49]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","Ew, what is that? Get it off your tic tac!","You pick up a tic tac-sized tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac. Sort of.","This is a really cute tic tac!","What are you doing again? Oh right, picking up a tic tac.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->50]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
You dropped a tic tac! You're supposed to be picking them up, silly!
[[Pick up a tic tac->51]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs - 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","This tic tac seems sad.","You pick up a tic tac-sized tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac. Sort of.","This is a really cute tic tac!","What are you doing again? Oh right, picking up a tic tac.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->52]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","This tic tac seems sad.","You pick up a tic tac-sized tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac. Sort of.","This is a really cute tic tac!","What are you doing again? Oh right, picking up a tic tac.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->53]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","This tic tac seems sad.","You pick up a tic tac-sized tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac. Sort of.","This is a really cute tic tac!","What are you doing again? Oh right, picking up a tic tac.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->54]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","This tic tac seems sad.","You pick up a tic tac-sized tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac. Sort of.","This is a really cute tic tac!","What are you doing again? Oh right, picking up a tic tac.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->55]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","This tic tac seems sad.","You pick up a tic tac-sized tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac. Sort of.","This is a really cute tic tac!","What are you doing again? Oh right, picking up a tic tac.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->56]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
You peer into the mousehole. Inside is a quaint little scene out of a Borrowers book or Hallmark card diorama, but nobody's home. On the table, however, is a tic tac.
You reach inside, careful not to disturb the hutch and its fine china with your big meaty hand, and pick up the tic tac.
[[Pick up a tic tac->57]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","This tic tac seems sad.","You pick up a tic tac-sized tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac. Sort of.","This is a really cute tic tac!","What the heck does tic tac even mean?")
[[Pick up a tic tac->58]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","This tic tac seems sad.","You pick up a tic tac-sized tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac. Sort of.","This is a really cute tic tac!","What the heck does tic tac even mean?")
[[Pick up a tic tac->59]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","This tic tac seems sad.","You pick up a tic tac-sized tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac. Sort of.","This is a really cute tic tac!","What the heck does tic tac even mean?")
[[Pick up a tic tac->60]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","This tic tac seems sad.","You pick up a tic tac-sized tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac. Sort of.","This is a really cute tic tac!","What the heck does tic tac even mean?")
[[Pick up a tic tac->61]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
You pick up two tic tacs! Holy shit!!
[[Pick up a tic tac->62]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 2)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","This tic tac seems sad.","The tic tac's single eye rolls in its socket.","How do you pick up a tic tac again? Oh, right.","This is a really cute tic tac!","What the heck does tic tac even mean?")
[[Pick up a tic tac->63]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","This tic tac seems sad.","The tic tac's single eye rolls in its socket.","How do you pick up a tic tac again? Oh, right.","This is a really cute tic tac!","What the heck does tic tac even mean?")
[[Pick up a tic tac->64]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","This tic tac seems sad.","The tic tac's single eye rolls in its socket.","How do you pick up a tic tac again? Oh, right.","This is a really cute tic tac!","What the heck does tic tac even mean?")
[[Pick up a tic tac->65]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","This tic tac seems sad.","The tic tac's single eye rolls in its socket.","How do you pick up a tic tac again? Oh, right.","Is this tic tac.. Sick?","What the heck does tic tac even mean?")
[[Ticca tacca ticca tacca->66]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","This tic tac seems sad.","The tic tac's single eye rolls in its socket.","How do you pick up a tic tac again? Oh, right.","Is this tic tac.. Sick?","What the heck does tic tac even mean?")
[[Pick up a tic tac->67]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","This tic tac seems sad.","The tic tac's single eye rolls in its socket.","How do you pick up a tic tac again? Oh, right.","Is this tic tac.. Sick?","What the heck does tic tac even mean?")
[[Pick up a tic tac->68]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","This tic tac seems sad.","The tic tac's single eye rolls in its socket.","How do you pick up a tic tac again? Oh, right.","Is this tic tac.. Sick?","What the heck does tic tac even mean?")
[[Pick up a tic tac->69]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","This tic tac seems sad.","The tic tac's single eye rolls in its socket.","How do you pick up a tic tac again? Oh, right.","Is this tic tac.. Sick?","What the heck does tic tac even mean?")
[[Pick up a tic tac->70]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
You toe the line between reality and fantasy. Wavering in the middle, its very existence shimmering like a dragonfly's wing, is a tac tic.
Wait, a tac tic? You're looking for tic tacs!
[[Pick up a REAL tic tac->b]]
[[Give up]]
Oh there it is. Just rolled under the couch, haha.
[[Pick up a tic tac->71]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","This is a really rude tic tac..","The tic tac's single eye rolls in its socket.","How do you pick up a tic tac again? Oh, right.","Is this tic tac.. Sick?","What the heck does tic tac even mean?")
[[Pick up a tic tac->72]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","This is a really rude tic tac..","The tic tac's single eye rolls in its socket.","How do you pick up a tic tac again? Oh, right.","Is this tic tac.. Sick?","What the heck does tic tac even mean?")
[[Pick up a tic tac->73]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","This is a really rude tic tac..","The tic tac's single eye rolls in its socket.","How do you pick up a tic tac again? Oh, right.","Is this tic tac.. Sick?","What the heck does tic tac even mean?")
[[Pick up a tic tac->74]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
Did you know tic tac packages usually contain around 36 tic tacs?
[[Of course you didn't. Keep on tic taccin'->75]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","This is a really rude tic tac..","The tic tac's single eye rolls in its socket.","Tic tacs taste funny.","Is this tic tac.. Sick?","This tic tac has one too many legs.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->76]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","This is a really rude tic tac..","The tic tac's single eye rolls in its socket.","Tic tacs taste funny.","Is this tic tac.. Sick?","This tic tac has one too many legs.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->77]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
A tic tac flies out of a wormhole. It just keeps rolling and rolling and god why can't you keep up it's like the size of an ant!?
[[Catch that tic tac!->78]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","This is a really rude tic tac..","The tic tac's single eye rolls in its socket.","Tic tacs taste funny.","Is this tic tac.. Sick?","This tic tac has one too many legs.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->79]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","This is a really rude tic tac..","The tic tac's single eye rolls in its socket.","Tic tacs taste funny.","Is this tic tac.. Sick?","This tic tac has one too many legs.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->80]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","This is a really rude tic tac..","The tic tac's single eye rolls in its socket.","Tic tacs taste funny.","Is this tic tac.. Sick?","This tic tac has one too many legs.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->81]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","This tic tac is proficient in the dark arts. Maybe too proficient.","The tic tac's single eye rolls in its socket.","Tic tacs taste funny.","This tic tac is surprisingly soft.","What do you mean you don't like tic tacs!?","This tic tac has one too many legs.")
[[Tic tac to the max->82]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","This tic tac is proficient in the dark arts. Maybe too proficient.","The tic tac's single eye rolls in its socket.","Tic tacs taste funny.","This tic tac is surprisingly soft.","What do you mean you don't like tic tacs!?","This tic tac has one too many legs.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->83]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","This tic tac is proficient in the dark arts. Maybe too proficient.","The tic tac's single eye rolls in its socket.","Tic tacs taste funny.","This tic tac is surprisingly soft.","What do you mean you don't like tic tacs!?","This tic tac has one too many legs.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->84]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
"What the heck does tic tac even mean?"
It's the little sound they make in the container, actually. Before that they were 'Refreshing Mints'.
[[Pick up a Refreshing Mint->84b]]
[[Give up]]
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","This tic tac is proficient in the dark arts. Maybe too proficient.","The tic tac's single eye rolls in its socket.","Tic tacs taste funny.","This tic tac is surprisingly soft.","What do you mean you don't like tic tacs!?","This tic tac has one too many legs.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->86]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","This tic tac is proficient in the dark arts. Maybe too proficient.","Oh shit, this tic tac is inside out.","That's a pretty impressive stamp collection for a tic tac.","This tic tac is surprisingly soft.","What do you mean you don't like tic tacs!?","This tic tac has one too many legs.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->87]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","This tic tac is proficient in the dark arts. Maybe too proficient.","Oh shit, this tic tac is inside out.","That's a pretty impressive stamp collection for a tic tac.","This tic tac is surprisingly soft.","What do you mean you don't like tic tacs!?","This tic tac has one too many legs.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->88]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","This tic tac is proficient in the dark arts. Maybe too proficient.","Oh shit, this tic tac is inside out.","That's a pretty impressive stamp collection for a tic tac.","This tic tac is surprisingly soft.","What do you mean you don't like tic tacs!?","This tic tac has one too many legs.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->89]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
UGH THEY'RE TIC TACS NOW GET IT RIGHT
[[Pick up a TIC TAC->85]]
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","This tic tac is proficient in the dark arts. Maybe too proficient.","Oh shit, this tic tac is inside out.","That's a pretty impressive stamp collection for a tic tac.","This tic tac is surprisingly soft.","What do you mean you don't like tic tacs!?","This tic tac has one too many legs.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->90]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
You pick up two tic tacs!! Harder than anticipated.
[[Pick up a tic tac->91]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 2)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","This tic tac is proficient in the dark arts. Maybe too proficient.","Oh shit, this tic tac is inside out.","That's a pretty impressive stamp collection for a tic tac.","This tic tac is surprisingly soft.","This tic tac is broken! But you put it in with the others anyway. Let them mourn.","This tic tac has one too many legs.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->92]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","This tic tac is proficient in the dark arts. Maybe too proficient.","Oh shit, this tic tac is inside out.","That's a pretty impressive stamp collection for a tic tac.","This tic tac is surprisingly soft.","This tic tac is broken! But you put it in with the others anyway. Let them mourn.","This was not previously a tic tac.. But it is one now, I guess.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->93]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","This tic tac is proficient in the dark arts. Maybe too proficient.","Oh shit, this tic tac is inside out.","That's a pretty impressive stamp collection for a tic tac.","This tic tac is surprisingly soft.","This tic tac is broken! But you put it in with the others anyway. Let them mourn.","This was not previously a tic tac.. But it is one now, I guess.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->94]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
(either: "You pick up a tic tac.","You pick up a tic tac.","This tic tac is proficient in the dark arts. Maybe too proficient.","Oh shit, this tic tac is inside out.","That's a pretty impressive stamp collection for a tic tac.","This tic tac is surprisingly soft.","This tic tac is broken! But you put it in with the others anyway. Let them mourn.","This was not previously a tic tac.. But it is one now, I guess.")
[[Pick up a tic tac->95]]
[[Give up]]
(Set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
You go to pick up a tic tac, but someone else beats you to it!
[[Get that tic tac tic BACK->95b]]
"Oh is this yours? Well it's mine now. Did you know I invented tic tacs? Also I invented all candy and I handmake it all."
It's Riga, god of darkness. His many arms could possibly be churning out all the universe's candy, but that's certainly not happening right now.
[[Where's the tic tac, buddy]]
"It's mine now. I told you. Also it's the best tic tac ever and you'll never get it back for a hundred million billion years."
Forgot how immature he was..
[[Fight the god of darkness for a tic tac]]
"Why are you punching me stoooOOOOOP!! WHAT DID I DO!!!"
You almost made to move your arm but he flinched dramatically. Now he's jumping through a hole in the void and promising revenge and shit he's still holding your tic tac.
[[Pick up another tic tac->96]]
You pick up a tic tac. It's popped into its container before any more dark gods can appear.
[[Pick up a tic tac->97]]
[[Give up]]
(set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
You pick up a tic tac.
[[Pick up a tic tac->98]]
[[Give up]]
(set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
You pick up a letter. It's an apology note that Riga, god of darkness, wrote. Apparently his DIVINE AND UNSPEAKABLE CREATOR made him write it.
Inside is a tic tac.
[[Tic tac tubular->99]]
(set: $tictacs to $tictacs + 1)
You pick up a tic tac.
[[Can't see any more..->100]]
(set: $tictacs to 100)
What kind of an asshole leaves tic tacs everywhere??
[[Tic tacs are a lost cause, my guy]]
Ugh, fine, whatever.
[[Show me the tic stats->TACCHECKIN]]
(if: $tictacs < 10)[ (set: $rank to "tac toddler") (display: "endstat") ](else:)[ (display: "check2")]
(if: $tictacs < 55)[ (set: $rank to "tic tacular") (display: "endstat") ](else:)[ (display: "check4")]
(if: $tictacs < 75)[ (set: $rank to "tac tubular") (display: "endstat") ](else:)[ (display: "check5")]
(if: $tictacs < 30)[ (set: $rank to "tic tac trainer") (display: "endstat") ](else:)[ (display: "check3")]
(if: $tictacs < 100)[ (set: $rank to "tic tryhard lol") (display: "endstat") ](else:)[ (set: $rank to "tac tyrant") (display: "endstat")]