Morons with Time Travel

{ (set: $firsttime to true) (set: $cakeleft to 100) (set: $clock to 1) (set: $playthroughs to 0) (set: $looplength to 5) (set: $holes to 0) (set: $boyorgirl to false) (set: $timemachineon to false) (set: $havekey to false) (set: $unlocked to false) (set: $jimset to false) (set: $jimdead to false) (set: $currentLoc to "main room") (set: $name to "Stranger") (set: $nameset to false) (set: $timemachineon to false) (set: $ballpit to 0) (set: $books to 0) (set: $seenbook to false) (set: $ingredience to 0) (set: $fish to 0)  (set: $mrvisit to false) (set: $mrselves to 0) (set: $bdrvisit to false) (set: $bdrselves to 0) (set: $btrvisit to false) (set: $btrelves to 0) (set: $crvisit to false) (set: $crselves to 0) (set: $frvisit to false) (set: $frselves to 0) (set: $srvisit to false) (set: $srselves to 0) (set: $grvisit to false) (set: $grselves to 0) (set: $bpvisit to false) (set: $bpselves to 0) (set: $libraryvisit to false) (set: $libraryselves to 0) (set: $kitchenvisit to false) (set: $kitchenselves to 0) (set: $concertvisit to false) (set: $concertselves to 0) (set: $outsidevisit to false) (set: $outsideselves to 0) (set: $bedjumpvisit to false) (set: $bedjumpselves to 0) (set: $laddervisit to false) (set: $ladderselves to 0) (set: $ohvisit to false) (set: $ohselves to 0) (set: $throwvisit to false) (set: $throwselves to 0) (set: $penvisit to false) (set: $penselves to 0) (set: $napvisit to false) (set: $napselves to 0) (set: $rhvisit to false) (set: $rhselves to 0) (set: $gunvisit to false) (set: $gunselves to 0) (set: $riddlevisit to false) (set: $riddleselves to 0) (set: $shakevisit to false) (set: $shakeselves to 0) }You wake up to see a [[stranger|intro]] staring at you impatiently from the foot of your bed. They have something in their hands.

(set: $boyorgirl to true)<div class="chat"><span class="you">You: yes, i am a boy or a girl.</span> <span class="stranger">$name: neat $name: ive always wanted to meet a boy, or a girl. $name: whats it like? $name: how do you piss</span> <span class="you">You: ...out of my pee hole?</span> <span class="stranger">$name: you know what, i guess that makes sense</span></div> > [[time machine settings]]

(set: $boyorgirl to false)<div class="chat"><span class="you">You: no, i'm not a boy or a girl.</span> <span class="stranger">$name: ok, thank god. $name: uhm. i mean $name: not that there's anything wrong with being a boy, or a girl. $name: it's just $name: *you know what i mean?*</span> <span class="you">You: yeah, i guess...</span></div> You have no idea what they mean, but you don't really like the way this converstation is headed. <div class="chat"><span class="you">You: Can we move on to the time travel thing now?</span></div> > [[time machine settings]]

<div class="chat"><span class="stranger">$name: hey, check out this shit. $name: i got a fuckin time travel machine!!</span> <span class="you">You: for real?</span></div> They hold the object in their hand out in front of you. It appears to be some sort of handheld device. <div class="chat"><span class="stranger">$name: for real for real. $name: what else do you think this is $name: a [[sandwich]]?</span> <span class="you">You: hmm</span> <span class="stranger">$name: once we turn it on, it's gonna create a time loop! $name: wanna try?</span></div> > [[Yeah]] > [[Nah|no]]

<div class="chat"><span class="you">You: nah, i dont really feel like it.</span> <span class="stranger">$name: aww... $name: but i was waiting so long for you to wake up so we could use it together!</span></div> You sigh. > [[ok, fine.|Yeah]]

<div class="chat"><span class="stranger">$name: sweet! $name: wait, shit $name: i almost forgot to ask... $name: are you a boy or a girl?</span></div> > [[Yes]] > [[No]]

{ (set: $firsttime to false) (set: $currentLoc to "main room") (if: $timemachineon is true)[(set: $mrvisit to true)] }You are in an [[almost-empty]] room with yourself, (if: $nameset is false)[[[a stranger|stranger]]](else:)[[[$name|stranger]]], (str-repeated: $mrselves, "[[yourself|pastself]], (if: $nameset is false)[[[a stranger|stranger]]](else:)[[[$name|stranger]]], ")and four doors. Which way do you go? > [[left door|library]] > [[middle door|fish room]] > [[right door|clock room]] > [[back door]](if: $playthroughs > 0)[ [[author's statement]] <]

{ (if: $unlocked is true)[(set: $currentLoc to "outside")] (if: $timemachineon is true)[(set: $outsidevisit to true)] }(if: $unlocked is true)[You're outside now. There isn't really much to see here. (if: $nameset is false)[The [[stranger]]](else:)[[[$name|stranger]]] seems a bit bored.(if: $outsideselves > 0)[ You and (if: $nameset is false)[the [[stranger]]](else:)[[[$name|stranger]]]'s past selves are also there.] > [[Inside|main room]]](else-if: $havekey is true)[It's locked. >[[Use the sphinx key to open]] [[Back|main room]] <](else:)[It's locked. Maybe you can find a key somewhere... [[Back|main room]] <]

{ (set: $currentLoc to "library") (if: $timemachineon is true)[(set: $libraryvisit to true)] }Vast library shelves tower above you for what seems like miles. In the center of the room is a giant wheeled (if: $ladderselves > 0)[stepladder, which seems to currently be [[in use]]](else:)[[[stepladder]]]. (if: $nameset is false)[[[The stranger|stranger]]](else:)[[[$name|stranger]]] is (if: $libraryselves > 0)[looking over the shoulder of (if: $nameset is false)[[[another stranger]]](else:)[[[another $name|another stranger]]] as they read.](else:)[already reading a [[book]] they randomly grabbed off the shelf.](if: $throwselves > 0)[ Suddenly, you are hit in the head with a large book. <div class="chat"><span class="you">You: owwwch...</span> <span class="pastyou">You: whoops, my bad</span></div>You look up to see that your assailant is none other than [[yourself|betrayal]].](else-if:$libraryselves > 1)[] > [[left door|game room]] > [[back door|main room]]

{ (set: $currentLoc to "fish room") (if: $timemachineon is true)[(set: $frvisit to true)] }This room is lined wall-to-wall with aquariums, each one filled with a variety of [[tropical fish]].(if: $frselves > 0)[ You and (if: $nameset is false)[the [[stranger]]](else:)[[[$name|stranger]]]'s past selves are also there.] > [[left door|concert]] > [[middle door|sphinx room]] > [[right door|bedroom]] > [[back door|main room]]

<div class="chat"><span class="you">You: hey</span> <span class="stranger">$name: hey</span></div> > [[Hey, can I see the time machine real quick for a second?|time machine settings]] > [[What's your name?]] > [[About my gender...]] > [[Split up]] (if: $currentLoc is "main room")[[[Nevermind.|main room]] <](else-if: $currentLoc is "game room")[[[Nevermind.|game room]] <](else-if: $currentLoc is "bedroom")[[[Nevermind.|bedroom]] <](else-if: $currentLoc is "library")[[[Nevermind.|library]] <](else-if: $currentLoc is "clock room")[[[Nevermind.|clock room]] <](else-if: $currentLoc is "sphinx room")[[[Nevermind.|sphinx room]] <](else-if: $currentLoc is "concert")[[[Nevermind.|concert]] <](else-if: $currentLoc is "ball pit")[[[Nevermind.|ball pit]] <](else-if: $currentLoc is "kitchen")[[[Nevermind.|kitchen]] <](else-if: $currentLoc is "bathroom")[[[Nevermind.|bathroom]] <](else-if: $currentLoc is "fish room")[[[Nevermind.|fish room]] <](else-if: $currentLoc is "outside")[[[Nevermind.|back door]] <](else:)[[[Nevermind.|main room]] <]

(if: $boyorgirl is true)[<div class="chat"><span class="you">You: you know how i said i was a boy or a girl?</span> <span class="stranger">$name: yeah</span></div> > [[That's still true.|borg]] > [[I lied.|nborg]]](else:)[<div class="chat"><span class="you">You: you know how i said i wasn't a boy or a girl?</span> <span class="stranger">$name: yeah</span></div> > [[That's still true.|nborg]] > [[I lied.|borg]]]

(if: $boyorgirl is false)[<div class="chat"><span class="you">You: well thats still the case You: that didnt stop being something that was true or anything</span> <span class="stranger">$name: ok whatever</span></div>](else:)[<div class="chat"><span class="you">You: well i changed my mind. You: im actually not a boy or a girl</span> <span class="stranger">$name: ok cool</span></div>](set: $boyorgirl to false) [[Back|stranger]] <

{ (set: $currentLoc to "clock room") (if: $timemachineon is true)[(set: $crvisit to true)] }This room has a large [[grandfather clock]] in the center(if: $penselves > 0)[ that one of your past selves seems to be [[quite interested in]]]. Next to the clock, there is a table with a [[cake]] on it. You might want to have a slice of that cake, before (if: $nameset is false)[[[the stranger|stranger]]](else:)[[[$name|stranger]]] eats the whole thing. > [[back door|main room]] > [[left door|ball pit]] > [[right door|kitchen]]

It's not entirely empty. The bed you woke up in is still there(if: $bedjumpselves > 1)[ - $bedjumpselves of your past selves are jumping on it](else-if: $bedjumpselves is 1)[ - your past self is jumping on it]. (if: $bedjumpselves > 0)[> [[Join them|Jump on the bed]]](else:)[> [[Jump on the bed]]] [[Back|main room]] <

(if: $boyorgirl is true)[<div class="chat"><span class="you">You: well thats still the case You: that didnt stop being something that was true or anything</span> <span class="stranger">$name: ok whatever</span></div>](else:)[<div class="chat"><span class="you">You: well i changed my mind. You: i actually am a boy or a girl</span> <span class="stranger">$name: ok cool</span></div>](set: $boyorgirl to true) [[Back|stranger]] <

<div class="chat"><span class="you">You: we should split up</span> <span class="stranger">$name: nah, that would make [[the game]] way harder to code</span> <span class="you">You: ok</span></div> [[Back|stranger]] <

<div class="chat"><span class="you">You: you said something about a game?</span> <span class="stranger">$name: yeah, apparently there's a video game called "The Stanley Parable" somewhere in this building. $name: i wanna play it if we get the chance</span> <span class="you">You: ok cool</span></div> [[Back|stranger]] <

{ (if: $timemachineon is true)[(set: $bedjumpvisit to true)] (if: $bedjumpselves > 0)[ You climb on top of the bed and start jumping along with the others. (str-repeated: $bedjumpselves, "One falls off and bumps their head. ")You fall off and bump your head.<br> <div class="chat"><span class="stranger">$name: hey, no more jumping on the bed.</span></div> ](else:)[You climb on top of the bed and start jumping. You fall off and bump your head.<br> <div class="chat"><span class="stranger">$name: hey, no more jumping on the bed.</span></div> ] } [[Back|main room]] <

{ (set: $currentLoc to "game room") (if: $timemachineon is true)[(set: $grvisit to true)] }You enter a room with a large TV. (if: $holes is 1)[There's a hole in the wall.](else-if: $holes > 1)[There's $holes holes in the wall.] (if: $jimdead is true)[(if: $nameset is false)[[[The stranger|stranger]]](else:)[[[$name|stranger]]] is sitting on the floor next to the TV, playing some sort of [[video game|stanley]].](else:)[(if: $jimset is false)[[[Someone|Jim]]](else:)[[[Jim]]]'s sitting on the floor next to the TV, playing some sort of [[video game|stanley]]. (if: $nameset is false)[[[The stranger|stranger]]](else:)[[[$name|stranger]]] is clearly jealous that they didn't get there first.] (if: $gunselves > 0)[Another you is also in the room, holding a gun. It's making you feel a bit [[nervous]].](else:)[There's also a side table with a [[gun]] on it.] > [[left door|bedroom]] > [[right door|library]]

{ (set: $currentLoc to "bedroom") (if: $timemachineon is true)[(set: $bdrvisit to true)] }(if: $nameset is false)[[[The stranger|stranger]]](else:)[[[$name|stranger]]] follows you into a fancy bedroom, with a king-sized [[canopy bed]]. > [[back door|game room]] > [[left door|cramped room]] > [[right door|fish room]]

{ (set: $currentLoc to "ball pit") (if: $timemachineon is true)[(set: $bpvisit to true)] }This room is a giant ball pit(if: $bpselves >= (60 / $looplength))[ full of people]. (if: $nameset is false)[[[The stranger|stranger]]](else:)[[[$name|stranger]]] seems like they want to [[play around in it for a while]]. > [[back door|clock room]]

{ (set: $currentLoc to "kitchen") (if: $timemachineon is true)[(set: $kitchenvisit to true)] }You enter what you're assuming is the kitchen, since there is an [[oven]] in the middle of the room with a wooden [[cabinet]] next to it. (if: $kitchenselves > 0)[(if: $nameset is false)[[[The strangers|stranger]]](else:)[[[$name|stranger]]]s are](else:)[(if: $nameset is false)[[[The stranger|stranger]]](else:)[[[$name|stranger]]] is] staring out the large [[bay window]](if: $painselves > 0)[, which a [[past you]] is attempting to climb out of]. > [[left door|bathroom]] > [[right door|clock room]]

{ (set: $currentLoc to "bathroom") (if: $timemachineon is true)[(set: $btrvisit to true)] }It looks like this is the [[bath]]room. Do you [[have to go]]? (if: $nameset is false)[The [[stranger]]](else:)[[[$name|stranger]]] can go too, but it's not like it's an emergency or anything. > [[back door|kitchen]]

{ (set: $currentLoc to "concert") (if: $timemachineon is true)[(set: $concertvisit to true)] }You found a [[Radiohead concert]]! (if: $rhselves > 2)[It looks like there's a sizable crowd of people in the audience.](else:)[It doesn't look like there are that many people in the audience.] (if: $nameset is false)[[[The stranger|stranger]]](else:)[[[$name|stranger]]] seems somewhat uncomfortable. (if: $boyorgirl is true)[<div class="chat"><span class="stranger">$name: ugh, radiohead is for boys and girls $name: hey, youre a boy or a girl, right? $name: i bet you fuckin love this shit</span></div>] (else:)[<div class="chat"><span class="stranger">$name: ugh, radiohead is for boys and girls $name: lets blow this joint</span></div>] > [[back door|fish room]]

{ (set: $currentLoc to "sphinx room") (if: $timemachineon is true)[(set: $sphinxvisit to true)] }There is a majestic [[sphinx]] in this room. (if: $havekey is false)[Around her neck is a large [[key]]. ](if: $nameset is false)[[[The stranger|stranger]]](else:)[[[$name|stranger]]] looks nervous. > [[back door|fish room]]

(if: $timemachineon is true)[(set: $gunvisit to true)]As you take the gun in your hands, you are overcome with a terrifying sense of power. With this, you can shoot *anyone* or *anything*. You could shoot [[the wall]], (if: $nameset is false)[[[the stranger]]](else:)[[[$name|the stranger]]], [[the TV]], [[yourself]], (if: ($jimset is true) and ($jimdead is false))[[[Jim|kiljim]], ](if: $grselves > 0)[[[your other yourself]], ]it doesn't matter. Nothing is safe. [[Put it back down.|game room]] <

<div class="chat"><span class="you">You: who are you?</span> <span class="other">(if: $jimset is false)[???](else:)[Jim]: im jim, who are you</span> <span class="you">You: im me</span> <span class="stranger">$name: hey can i have the remote?</span> <span class="other">Jim: no, im playing [[stanley parable|stanley]]</span></div>(set: $jimset to true) [[Back|game room]] <

You look at the TV. <iframe width=100% height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/l9NxkmfuAxE?si=vpXAOw_T1gKMohNB" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" referrerpolicy="strict-origin-when-cross-origin" allowfullscreen></iframe> It appears to be some sort of game about walking around and pressing various buttons. Not very interesting. [[Back|game room]] <

(if: $havekey is true)[<div class="chat"><span class="other">Sphinx: I miss my key...</span></div> [[Back|sphinx room]] <](else-if: $fish > 0)[<div class="chat"><span class="you">You: hey</span> <span class="other">Sphinx: Hey. Are you going to answer my riddle? Sphinx: Wait... do I smell fish? Sphinx: If you give me a fish, I'll let you have this key without answering a riddle. > [[sure]] > [[im keeping my fish]]]</span></div>](else:)[<div class="chat"><span class="you">You: hey</span> <span class="other">Sphinx: Hey. Are you going to answer my riddle? Sphinx: If you get it right, I'll give you this key.</span></div> > [[yeah|riddle]] > [[nah|sphinx room]]]

(if: $fish > 0)[<div class="chat"><span class="other">Sphinx: Dude, you can't have that. Sphinx: Wait... do I smell fish? Sphinx: If you give me a fish, I'll let you have this key.</span></div> > [[sure]] > [[im keeping my fish]]](else:)[<div class="chat"><span class="other">Sphinx: Dude, you can't have that. Sphinx: You gotta [[answer a riddle|riddle]] first. That's the rule.</span></div> [[Back|sphinx room]] <]

(set: $bpselves to it + (60 / $looplength))You spend a whole hour playing in the ball pit. There are now (print: ($bpselves * 2)) different people here! You should probably leave before the crowd gets bigger. [[Back|ball pit]]<

As you step into the cramped room, you feel [[something]] brush up against your leg.

You reach out a hand to feel it. You realize that, somehow, the skin of your leg is bending around to touch itself. Your eyes stare into the back of your skull. You don't remember being in this room before. [[How did so many of your past selves get here?]]

These are not your past selves. There is only one person in this room. Every surface of your body scrapes against every other surface of your body. The space here is wrong. An infinitesimally small patch of space, stretched over itself infinite times, a repeating room with only flesh and pressure and the vaccuum. [[Falling forever into yourself.]]

This much mass cannot be contained within such a small space. Your Schwarzschild radius expands beyond the surface of your skin, creating a black hole. The room's walls collapse in on itself, pulling the rest of the building into you. "You" are an infinitesimal point where time and space are the same. Nothing else can have a future because you are the future. This makes time very confused, so it decides to give up and start over.{(set: $playthroughs to it + 1)(set: $paradoxes to it + 1)  (set: $mrvisit to false) (set: $mrselves to 0) (set: $bdrvisit to false) (set: $bdrselves to 0) (set: $btrvisit to false) (set: $btrselves to 0) (set: $crvisit to false) (set: $crselves to 0) (set: $grvisit to false) (set: $grselves to 0) (set: $frvisit to false) (set: $frselves to 0) (set: $srvisit to false) (set: $srselves to 0) (set: $bpvisit to false) (set: $bpselves to 0) (set: $libraryvisit to false) (set: $libraryselves to 0) (set: $kitchenvisit to false) (set: $kitchenselves to 0) (set: $concertvisit to false) (set: $concertselves to 0) (set: $outsidevisit to false) (set: $outsideselves to 0) (set: $bedjumpvisit to false) (set: $bedjumpselves to 0) (set: $laddervisit to false) (set: $ladderselves to 0) (set: $ohvisit to false) (set: $ohselves to 0) (set: $throwvisit to false) (set: $throwselves to 0) (set: $penvisit to false) (set: $penselves to 0) (set: $napvisit to false) (set: $napselves to 0) (set: $painvisit to false) (set: $painselves to 0) (set: $rhvisit to false) (set: $rhselves to 0) (set: $gunvisit to false) (set: $gunselves to 0) (set: $riddlevisit to false) (set: $riddleselves to 0) (set: $shakevisit to false) (set: $shakeselves to 0) } > [[Try to be more careful this time.|main room]]

(set: $holes to it + 1)You fire your gun directly into the wall. (if: $holes is 1)[There is now 1 hole in the wall.](else:)[There are now $holes holes in the wall.] [[Back|gun]] <

You fire a bullet at (if: $nameset is false)[the stranger](else:)[$name], and they catch it in their hand. <div class="chat"><span class="stranger">$name: hey you should try to be a bit more careful with these things</span></div> [[Back|gun]] <

You fire a bullet at the TV. The glass screen breaks into a million pieces. <div class="chat"><span class="other">Jim: wow rude Jim: i was playing that</span></div> [[Back|gun]] <

You put the barrel of the gun directly in your mouth, but somehow the bullet misses you entirely and lands in the wall behind you. <div class="chat"><span class="you">You: shit!</span></div> Actually, now that you think about it, it's probably a good thing that you missed, because if you didn't, you'd be dead. Why the fuck would you try to shoot yourself again? [[Back|gun]] <

You take a look at the device. <div class="device">(print: '<progress value="' + (text: $clock) + '" max="'+ (text: $looplength) +'"></progress>') Current Time: $clock (live: 0.5s)[Time Loops Completed: $playthroughs] Time Paradoxes Created: $paradoxes (if: $timemachineon is true)[Time machine on. Time will reset in (print: $looplength - $clock) minutes.](else:)[Time machine off. When on, time will reset every $looplength minutes.]{ (if: $timemachineon is true)[ (button:)[ (link: "Stop Time Loop")[The time loop has been paused. For best results, wait a few minutes before restarting.{ (set: $timemachineon to false) (set: $mrvisit to false) (set: $mrselves to 0) (set: $bdrvisit to false) (set: $bdrselves to 0) (set: $btrvisit to false) (set: $btrselves to 0) (set: $crvisit to false) (set: $crselves to 0) (set: $grvisit to false) (set: $grselves to 0) (set: $frvisit to false) (set: $frselves to 0) (set: $srvisit to false) (set: $srselves to 0) (set: $bpvisit to false) (set: $bpselves to 0) (set: $libraryvisit to false) (set: $libraryselves to 0) (set: $kitchenvisit to false) (set: $kitchenselves to 0) (set: $concertvisit to false) (set: $concertselves to 0) (set: $outsidevisit to false) (set: $outsideselves to 0) (set: $bedjumpvisit to false) (set: $bedjumpselves to 0) (set: $laddervisit to false) (set: $ladderselves to 0) (set: $ohvisit to false) (set: $ohselves to 0) (set: $throwvisit to false) (set: $throwselves to 0) (set: $penvisit to false) (set: $penselves to 0) (set: $napvisit to false) (set: $napselves to 0) (set: $rhvisit to false) (set: $rhselves to 0) (set: $gunvisit to false) (set: $gunselves to 0) (set: $riddlevisit to false) (set: $riddleselves to 0) (set: $shakevisit to false) (set: $shakeselves to 0) (set: $playthroughs to it + 1) }]]](else:)[ (button:)[ (link: "Start Time Loop")[A new time loop has begun. Time will reset in (print: $looplength - $clock) minutes.(set: $timemachineon to true)] ] ] }</div> (if: $firsttime is true)[> [[ok|main room]]](else:)[> [[ok|stranger]]]

You fire a bullet directly into Jim's head. He collapses onto the floor, dead.(set: $jimdead to true) <div class="chat"><span class="stranger">$name: aww, you killed jim</span> <span class="you">You: sorry</span> <span class="stranger">$name: tragic but theres no use dwelling on it</span> <span class="stranger">$name: its time to get my game on. yknow what im saying</span>(if: $grselves > 0)[ <span class="paststranger">$name: hey i called dibs on it first</span>]</div>They grab the controller from Jim's hands and start playing. You spend a few seconds [[watching them play|stanley]]. [[Back|game room]] <

(if: $timemachineon is true)[(set: $riddlevisit to true)](if:$riddleselves > 0)[<div class="chat"><span class="pastyou">You: please let me solve your riddle</span> <span class="other">Sphinx: Ok, here it is: Sphinx: "As I Was Going To Saint Ives-"</span> <span class="you">You: give me a different one i did that one already</span> <span class="other">Sphinx: Fine. Sphinx: "A Pillar Has On Its Head Twelve Cedars, Sphinx: In Every Cedar-"</span> <span class="pastyou">You: wait whats a cedar</span> <span class="stranger">$name: i think its something jewish people eat during passover</span> <span class="other">Sphinx: A cedar is a type of tree.</span> <span class="you">You: wow, so jewish people eat trees?</span> <span class="you">You: i didnt know they could do that</span> <span class="other">Sphinx: "A Pillar Has On Its Head Twelve Cedars, Sphinx: In Every Cedar There Are Thirty Wheels, Sphinx: And In Every Wheel There Are Two Cables: Sphinx: One White and One Black."</span></div>... <div class="chat"><span class="paststranger">$name: ...wait is that the riddle</span> <span class="other">Sphinx: Yes, that is the entire riddle.</span> <span class="stranger">$name: but thats not even a question $name: youre just describing a bunch of trees $name: wheres the riddle part</span></div>The sphinx lets out a long and heavy sigh. <div class="chat"><span class="other">Sphinx: It's supposed to be a metaphor.</span> <span class="pastyou">You: a metaphor for what</span> <span class="other">Sphinx: You're supposed to figure it out yourself.</span> <span class="paststranger">$name: is it a metaphor for the other riddle that was about saint ives</span> <span class="other">Sphinx: No.</span></div>](else:)[<div class="chat"><span class="you">You: please let me solve your riddle</span> <span class="other">Sphinx: Ok, here it is: Sphinx: "As I Was Going To Saint Ives Sphinx: I Met A Man-"</span> <span class="stranger">$name: thats bullshit. youve never been to saint ives</span> <span class="other">Sphinx: It's a riddle, shut up. Sphinx: "I Met A Man With Seven Wives. Sphinx: Every Wife Had Seven Sacks, Sphinx: And Every Sack Had Seven Cats."</span> <span class="you">You: wait so just to clarify You: each wife has seven sacks individually. You: as opposed to the wives collectively have seven sacks You: and they each get one to share</span> <span class="stranger">$name: look obviously they all have their own sack.</span> <span class="other">Sphinx: Actually, there are seven sacks per wife.</span> <span class="stranger">$name: no, that's way too many sacks. $name: one wife doesnt need seven sacks. especially when there are six other wives who might want one $name: like bitch. read the room. $name: your hogging up all the sacks</span> <span class="you">You: well they all have seven sacks so i dont think that's a problem.</span> <span class="stranger">$name: but that just means that theres seventy-seven sacks total. $name: that is too many sacks. there cant actually be that many sacks in the world</span> <span class="other">Sphinx: ...How many sacks do you think there *are* in the world?</span> <span class="stranger">$name: idk $name: like about 40 tops</span> <span class="you">You: i think youre highballin it actually. You: because theres already other types of containers like shoe boxes, and wallets, yknow</span> <span class="stranger">$name: yeah i guess that makes sense</span> <span class="other">Sphinx: ...Neither of you are worthy of this key. Sphinx: Get out and don't come back.</span></div>] [[Back|sphinx room]] <

<div class="chat"><span class="you">You: wait what was your name again?</span> <span class="stranger">$name: oh, uh. $name: i think it was(input: bind $name)</span><span class="you">You: what a coincidince You: that's actually my favorite name</span></div> (set: $nameset to true) > [[huh|stranger]]

{  (set: $looplength to 10)  (if: $timemachineon is true)[ (set: $clock to (history:)'s length % $looplength) (if: $clock is 0)[ <div class="device">Time has been reset. Check [[the settings|time machine settings]]?</div><br> (if: $mrvisit is true)[(set: $mrselves to it + 1)(set: $mrvisit to false)] (if: $bdrvisit is true)[(set: $bdrselves to it + 1)(set: $bdrvisit to false)] (if: $btrvisit is true)[(set: $btrselves to it + 1)(set: $btrvisit to false)] (if: $frvisit is true)[(set: $frselves to it + 1)(set: $frvisit to false)] (if: $grvisit is true)[(set: $grselves to it + 1)(set: $grvisit to false)] (if: $crvisit is true)[(set: $crselves to it + 1)(set: $crvisit to false)] (if: $srvisit is true)[(set: $srselves to it + 1)(set: $srvisit to false)] (if: $bpvisit is true)[(set: $bpselves to it + 1)(set: $bpvisit to false)] (if: $libraryvisit is true)[(set: $libraryselves to it + 1)(set: $libraryvisit to false)] (if: $kitchenvisit is true)[(set: $kitchenselves to it + 1)(set: $kitchenvisit to false)] (if: $concertvisit is true)[(set: $concertselves to it + 1)(set: $concertvisit to false)] (if: $outsidevisit is true)[(set: $outsideselves to it + 1)(set: $outsidevisit to false)] (if: $bedjumpvisit is true)[(set: $bedjumpselves to it + 1)(set: $bedjumpvisit to false)] (if: $laddervisit is true)[(set: $ladderselves to it + 1)(set: $laddervisit to false)] (if: $throwvisit is true)[(set: $throwselves to it + 1)(set: $throwvisit to false)] (if: $ohvisit is true)[(set: $ohselves to it + 1)(set: $ohvisit to false)] (if: $penvisit is true)[(set: $penselves to it + 1)(set: $penvisit to false)] (if: $napvisit is true)[(set: $napselves to it + 1)(set: $napvisit to false)] (if: $rhvisit is true)[(set: $rhselves to it + 1)(set: $rhvisit to false)] (if: $gunvisit is true)[(set: $gunselves to it + 1)(set: $gunvisit to false)] (if: $riddlevisit is true)[(set: $riddleselves to it + 1)(set: $riddlevisit to false)] (if: $shakevisit is true)[(set: $shakeselves to it + 1)(set: $shakevisit to false)] ] ] }

<div class="chat"><span class="you">You: actually, I do. You: i think thats a sandwich</span> <span class="stranger">$name: hm.</span></div>The stranger holds the device up their nose and gives it a cursory sniff. Not sensing anything unusual, they take a large bite. The machinery inside is crushed, and starts to emit various abnormal and contradictory signals throughout the fabric of reality. This makes time very confused, so it decides to give up and start over. (set: $paradoxes to it + 1) > [[Try to be more careful this time.|begin]]

(set: $unlocked to true)You put the key in the lock and feel a [[click|back door]].

(if: $timemachineon is true)[(set: $rhvisit to true)]<iframe width=100% height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/US0CUegPr3g?si=pmSnRGkuFFcSP9PR" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" referrerpolicy="strict-origin-when-cross-origin" allowfullscreen></iframe> hell yeah [[Back|concert]] <

You hop in the bathtub and turn on the faucet. The water starts out unbearably cold, but after a few seconds it becomes unbearably hot. [[Back|bathroom]] <

You tried to shit, but it turned out to be just a fart.(if: $boyorgirl is true)[<div class="chat"><span class="stranger">$name: ahh, so thats how you people pee.</span></div>] > [[wash your hands]] > [[don't]]

(set: $btrvisit to true)(if: $btrvisit is true)[<div class="chat"><span class="you">You: i'm going to *not* wash my hands, because that shits for cucks.</span> <span class="stranger">$name: hell yeah</span> <span class="pastyou">You: (char-style:(text-style:"fidget"))[aaaaah...]</span> <span class="stranger">$name: wait did you hear that</span> <span class="pastyou">You: (char-style:(text-style:"fidget"))[aaaaah(size:2)[choo!]]</span></div>The other you immediately collapses onto the floor and dies. It seems that, being from the distant past, (if: $boyorgirl is true)[s/he](else:)[they] lacked immunity to your modern diseases. If only you had washed your hands. You have just killed your own past self. Logically, this means that (if: ($boyorgirl is true))[s/he](else:)[they] cannot go back in time to kill (if: ($boyorgirl is true))[his/herself](else:)[themself], and should never have died in the first place. This makes time very confused, so it decides to give up and start over.{(set: $playthroughs to it + 1)(set: $paradoxes to it + 1)  (set: $mrvisit to false) (set: $mrselves to 0) (set: $bdrvisit to false) (set: $bdrselves to 0) (set: $btrvisit to false) (set: $btrselves to 0) (set: $crvisit to false) (set: $crselves to 0) (set: $grvisit to false) (set: $grselves to 0) (set: $frvisit to false) (set: $frselves to 0) (set: $srvisit to false) (set: $srselves to 0) (set: $bpvisit to false) (set: $bpselves to 0) (set: $libraryvisit to false) (set: $libraryselves to 0) (set: $kitchenvisit to false) (set: $kitchenselves to 0) (set: $concertvisit to false) (set: $concertselves to 0) (set: $outsidevisit to false) (set: $outsideselves to 0) (set: $bedjumpvisit to false) (set: $bedjumpselves to 0) (set: $laddervisit to false) (set: $ladderselves to 0) (set: $ohvisit to false) (set: $ohselves to 0) (set: $throwvisit to false) (set: $throwselves to 0) (set: $penvisit to false) (set: $penselves to 0) (set: $painvisit to false) (set: $painselves to 0) (set: $napvisit to false) (set: $napselves to 0) (set: $rhvisit to false) (set: $rhselves to 0) (set: $gunvisit to false) (set: $gunselves to 0) (set: $shakevisit to false) (set: $shakeselves to 0) } > [[Try to be more careful this time.|main room]]](else:)[<div class="chat"><span class="you">You: i'm going to *not* wash my hands, because that shits for [[sheeple]].</span> <span class="stranger">$name: hell yeah</span> <span class="stranger">$name: hey do you ever think about how if you went back in time to the middle ages you could accidentally kill so many people beacuse they wouldnt have immunity to our modern diseases</span> <span class="you">You: nah not really</span> <span class="stranger">$name: yeah, me neither</span></div> [[Back|bathroom]] <]

You wash your hands with soap and warm water. The soap smells like vanilla, which is your favorite. [[Back|bathroom]] <

"Sheeple" is kind of a funny word now that you think about it. A person who is a sheep. Sheep people. Sheeple. <div class="chat"><span class="you">You: sheeple</span> <span class="you">You: sheeple sheeple sheeple</span> <span class="you">You: sheeple sheeple</span> <span class="you">You: theyre the sheepiest of people</span> <span class="you">You: theyre better than meeples</span> <span class="you">You: yeah im talkin bout the sheeples</span> <span class="you">You: the sheeple sheeple sheeple</span> <span class="you">You: sheeple!</span> <span class="stranger">$name: what on earth is wrong with you</span></div> [[sheeple|bathroom]] <

(set: $seenbook to true)It looks like (if: $nameset is false)[[[the stranger|stranger]]](else:)[[[$name|stranger]]]'s book is in a different language. On the cover, it says "(text-rotate-x:322)+(text-rotate-z:179)[How to Pretend to not be Illiterate]". They must be really smart. [[Back|library]] <

(if: $shakeselves > 0)[You sucessfully climb up to the top of the ladder, but feel it start to vibrate. You look down and see another you shaking the ladder, causing you to fall to the floor.](else:)[(if: $timemachineon is true)[(set: $laddervisit to true)]You climb up to the top of the ladder. There's a small [[window]] near the ceiling. > [[Pick up a random book]]] [[Back|library]] <

(either: "This book is called *What They Teach You at Harvard Business School*. It looks like an ordinary college textbook.", "This book is called *What They Don't Teach You at Harvard Business School*. Based on the table of contents, it looks like this book is at least *ω*<sup>2</sup> pages long and contains the sum of almost all human knowledge.","This book is called *A Million Random Digits with 100,000 Normal Deviates: The Graphic Novel*.","This book is called *How to Solve Sphinxes' Riddles*. It doesn't seem particularily useful.","This book is called *The Neverending Story*. Based on the table of contents, it looks like this book has a finite number of pages. Whoever wrote it should be sued for false advertising.","This book doesn't have a title or any words on the inside. Wait, this is just a spiral notebook.","This book is called *How to Cook Pork and Sauerkraut (Not in a Sexual Way)*. You're not sure why the author felt the need to specify that.","This book is called *How to Pretend to not be Illiterate*. You feel like you've seen the cover before, but you can't recall where.","This book is called *surrounded by morons* and has four differently-colored silhouettes of people on the cover. You're not really sure you can relate to that scenario.","This book is called *Homestuck Volume 1*. It appears to be some sort of book about a guy who walks around and picks up various items. Not very interesting.","This is an audiobook! You're not sure how you were able to physically pick it up, because it's just sound waves.","This book is called *Self-Plagiarism and How to Avoid It*. The book is about self-plagiarism, and how to avoid it. You should try reading it, to learn about self-plagiarism and how to avoid it.","This book is called *If Anyone Reads It, Everyone Dies*. It's some sort of bizarre warning about the existential danger of superintelligent self-aware books.") > [[Take it]] (if: $nameset is false)[> [[Throw it at the stranger|throw]]](else:)[> [[Throw it at $name|throw]]] > [[Put it back|stepladder]]

It looks like the window is unlocked, and just wide enough for a person to crawl through. There is a ridiculously tiny potted plant on the windowsill. > [[Jump out the window]] > [[Nah, that's stupid|stepladder]]

(set: $unlocked to true)(if:$outsideselves > 0)[You jump out the window and land on something soft. <div class="chat"><span class="you">You: i landed on something soft</span> <span class="you">You: hey wait, that's me</span> <span class="pastyou">You: owwww...</span> <span class="stranger">$name: is it safe to jump?</span> <span class="you">You: yeah its fine</span></div>They climb up the ladder and jump after you, landing on the hard ground. <div class="chat"><span class="stranger">$name: Ow!</span> <div class="chat"><span class="paststranger">$name: missed me</span></div>](else:)[You jump out the window and fall flat on your face. <div class="chat"><span class="you">You: Ow!</span> <span class="stranger">$name: are you okay?!?</span> <span class="stranger">$name: dont worry, im coming!</span></div>They climb up the ladder and jump after you. <div class="chat"><span class="stranger">$name: i landed on something soft</span> <span class="stranger">$name: hey wait, that's you</span> <span class="you">You: owwww...</span></div>] > [[where are we?|back door]]

(set: $books to it + 1)(if: $books is 1)[You now have 1 book.](else:)[You now have $books books.] [[Back|stepladder]] <

{ (if: $timemachineon is true)[(set: $throwvisit to true)] }You throw the book at (if: $nameset is false)[[[the stranger|stranger]]](else:)[[[$name|stranger]]], hitting them right in the head. <div class="chat"><span class="stranger">$name: hey!</span></div> [[Back|stepladder]] <

Like all grandfather clocks, this one is ornate, with a giant brass [[pendulum]] behind a glass case. > [[Check the time]] [[Back|clock room]] <

{(set: $slice to (random: 1,100)) (if: $cakeleft is 0)[ The cake is already all gone... This must be (if: $nameset is false)[the stranger](else:)[$name]'s doing. ] (else-if: $cakeleft < 0)[ Somehow, there is a negative amount of cake remaining. This should not be physically possible. ] (else-if: ($cakeleft - $slice) <= 0)[ You decide to eat $cakeleft% of the cake. There is no cake remaining. (set: $cakeleft to 0) ] (else:)[ (set: $cakeleft to it - $slice) You decide to eat $slice% of the cake. There is $cakeleft% remaining. ] } [[Back|clock room]] <

(if: $timemachineon is true)[(set: $penvisit to true)](if: $penselves > 0)[Your past self is going to hypnotized from staring at the pendulum! You have to step in and save (if: $boyorgirl is true)[him/her](else:)[them]. <div class="chat"><span class="you">You: hey, don't look at that clock</span> <span class="pastyou">You: why not</span> <span class="you">You: well because this pendulum here is dangerous You: if you look too closely at it youre gonna You: your uhm (text-style:"blur")[You: uhhhhhhhh]</span> <span class="pastyou">(text-style:"blurrier")[You: well i guess i cant look at the clock if youre looking at it]</span></div> > [[Shit.]]](else:)[The way the big pendulum swings back and forth is kinda cool to look at. It's starting to make you feel a bit [[sleepy]]...]

You know how to read an analog clock, but you just so happened to not feel like doing it right now. <div class="chat"><span class="you">You: hey what does this clock say</span> <span class="stranger">$name: do.</span> <span class="stranger">$name: do you not know how to read an analog clock???</span> <span class="you">You: i *totally* know how to read an analog clock</span> <span class="stranger">$name: ok then what does this one say.</span> <span class="you">You: well if youre so smart you tell me</span> <span class="stranger">$name: ok i will</span> <span class="you">You: ok then do it</span></div>... <div class="chat"><span class="stranger">$name: actually i dont feel like doing it, how about you do it</span> <span class="you">You: alright fine</span></div> <div class="device">It's $clock. (print: '<progress value="' + (text: $clock) + '" max="'+ (text: $looplength) + '"</progress>')</div> <div class="chat"><span class="you">You: its $clock</span> <span class="stranger">$name: you mean like $clock o clock, or $clock after, or what?</span> <span class="you">You: its fuckin $clock alright?</span> <span class="you">You: i dunno what else to tell you</span> <span class="stranger">$name: haha i knew you wouldnt know</span> <span class="you">You: no really, you gotta believe me. thats what it said</span> <span class="stranger">$name: sure, whatever lol</span></div> [[Back|clock room]] <

<div class="chat"><span class="stranger">$name: (t8n: "fade-down")[hey wake up!]</span> <span class="you">You: ...whuh?</span> <span class="stranger">$name: youve been staring at that thing for $looplength minutes</span> <span class="stranger">$name: the time loop reset and now our past selves are gonna be here any minute!</span> <span class="you">You: whoa</span></div>You and (if: $nameset is false)[the stranger](else:)[$name] walk into the room. <div class="chat"><span class="you">You: hey, don't look at that clock</span> <span class="pastyou">You: why not</span> <span class="pastyou">You: wait i know. its because (if: $nameset is false)[the stranger](else:)[$name] is gonna eat all the cake while im not looking isnt it</span> <span class="paststranger">$name: i dont even like cake???</span> <span class="you">You: bullshit, everybody likes cake</span> <span class="stranger">$name: look nobody is going to eat your cake. $name: just dont look at the clock okay</span> <span class="pastyou">You: ok fine i wont. but i dont trust you</span></div>The past you eats a slice of the cake. <div class="chat"><span class="you">You: hey i was gonna eat that</span> <span class="pastyou">You: yeah. and you are eating it right now</span> <span class="you">You: god damn You: youre just like (if: $nameset is false)[them](else:)[$name]. eating all the cake You: when *i* should be the one eating all the cake!</span> <span class="pastyou">You: you hate us cause you anus</span> <span class="you">You: yeah well (if: $boyorgirl is true)[s/he](else:)[they] who smelled it, delled it</span> <span class="pastyou">You: well you snooze, you chartreuse</span> <span class="you">You: you go unwoke, you unbespoke</span> <span class="pastyou">You: you sleep, you a creep</span> <span class="you">You: you a weirdo cause you dont belong here</span> <span class="pastyou">You: yeah well uhh...</span> <span class="pastyou">You: hey $name, help me out over here</span></div>The past (if: $nameset is false)[stranger](else:)[$name] is staring at the pendulum of the grandfather clock, hypnotized. [[Back|clock room]] <

An oven.(if: $ohselves > 0)[ Some goofball is sticking their head inside and making a silly face.](if: $ingredience is 0)[ You'll need ingredients if you want to bake something.] (if: $ingredience > 0)[ > [[Bake a cake]]](if: $ohselves > 0)[ > [[Bake yourself]]](else:)[ > [[Stick your head inside]]] [[Back|kitchen]] <

You open the cabinet and pull a random ingredient off the shelf. (either: "It's a single raw egg.", "It's flour, inside of two cups. You're not sure if it's actually two cups of flour.", "It's a massive cut of horse meat, with one of the horse's bones still sticking out of it.", "It's a carton of milk. The expiration date reads \"(current-date:)\".", "It's a small bowl of sugar cubes.", "It's a paprika shaker.", "It's a human skull. What was this doing here?", "It's a cookbook. Informative, but not very nutritious.", "It's a single, three-foot-long carrot.", "It's a jar full of jam, not to be confused with jelly.", "It's a jar full of jelly, not to be confused with jam.", "It's an unopened box of saltine crackers.", "It's a baby chick. You bet this was an egg, before something happened to it.", "It's a spider. Did you know that the average person eats 12 spiders a minute?") > [[Keep it]] > [[Put it back|kitchen]]

You climb up into the bay window(if: $painselves > 0)[ next to the other you]. There's a beautiful and well-tended garden outside, with more than five hundred species of rare flowers and fruits expertly trimmed into novelty topiary shapes. More than anything else, you want to run through that garden and trample on everything, undoing all the hard work of whatever poor landscaper lives here. > [[Break the glass]](if: $painselves > 0)[ > [[Stay and chat]]] [[Back|kitchen]] <

To your suprise, the "window" you've been admiring was actually just a painting all along. Curse your hereditarily shitty depth perception! (if: $timemachineon is true)[(set: $painvisit to true)]<div class="chat"><span class="stranger">$name: ahahaha this dumbass thought it was *real*</span></div> [[Back|kitchen]] <

(set: $ingredience to it + 1)(if: $ingredience is 1)[You now have 1 ingredient.](else:)[You now have $ingredience ingredients.] [[Back|kitchen]] <

{ (if: $timemachineon is true)[(set: $ohvisit to true)] }You stick your head in the oven while making a silly face. Nothing bad happens to you because it wasn't turned on. [[Back|kitchen]] <

(if: $ohselves > 0)[<div class="chat"><span class="you">You: hey get your head out of the oven</span> <span class="pastyou">You: why</span> <span class="you">You: because i need to bake a cake</span> <span class="pastyou">You: alright fine</span></div>(if: $boyorgirl is true)[S/he takes his/her](else:)[They take their] head out of the oven so you can put an ingredient in.](else:)[You put an ingredient in the oven.](event: when time > 1s)[.](event: when time > 2s)[.] (event: when time > 3s)[The cake is ready! (set: $ingredience to it - 1)(if: $ingredience is 1)[You now have 1 ingredient.](else:)[You now have $ingredience ingredients.](set: $cakeleft to it + 100) You should probably put it on the table in the [[clock room]].(if: $ohselves > 0)[<div class="chat"><span class="pastyou">You: or you could [[feed it to me]]</span></div>]]

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/>(set: $paradoxes to 0) <== > [[Begin|begin]] > [[Content Warnings]]

This game contains cussing, poor firearm saftey, at least one gender, the ability to create time paradoxes via murdering past selves in gruesome ways, <a href="https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CutsceneIncompetence">cutscene incompetence</a>, regular incompetence, references to other, funnier games, and an optional puzzle. Special effects and animations are occasionally applied to ingame text. There is also a small (but nonzero) chance of discovering a spider during gameplay, which you may choose to bake into a cake and eat. The game is extremely convoluted and stupid, and should not be played by anyone. [[Back|title]] <

(if: $napvisit is true)[You'd like to take a nap in this bed, but it looks like you [[already are]].](else:)[The canopy bed looks extremely soft and cozy, far more so than the one you woke up in. You couldn't jump on it because the canopy is too low, but maybe you could [[take a quick nap]] in it.] [[Back|bedroom]] <

(if: $ladderselves > 1)[$ladderselves of you are climbing the ladder, which does not look particularily stable.](else:)[Your past self is climbing the ladder, presumably looking for a book.] (if: ($boyorgirl is true) and ($ladderselves is 1))[> [[Ask him/her to get off|Ask them to get off]] > [[Shake him/her off|Shake them off]] > [[Attempt to climb onto the ladder with him/her|Attempt to climb onto the ladder with them]]](else:)[> [[Ask them to get off]] > [[Shake them off]] > [[Attempt to climb onto the ladder with them]]] [[Back|library]] <

<div class="chat"><span class="you">You: hey can you get off the ladder for a second?</span> <span class="pastyou">You: no, i got here first</span></div> [[Well, that didn't work.|in use]]

You hold the bottom of the ladder and shake vigouously. (if: $ladderselves > 1)[They all fall to the floor.](else:)[Your past self falls to the floor.](set: $ladderselves to 0)(set: $throwselves to 0)(if: $timemachineon is true)[(set: $shakevisit to true)] <div class="chat"><span class="pastyou">You: owww...</span></div> [[The ladder is now yours.|stepladder]]

(set: $ladderodds to (random: 1,4))(if: $ladderodds is 4)[(if: $ladderselves > 1)[You try to climb the ladder, but bump into one of your past selves on the way up, causing you to trip. The ladder loses its center of balance and crashes to the floor, bringing all of you down with it.(if: $timemachineon is true)[(set: $shakevisit to true)]](else:)[You try to climb the ladder, but bump into your past self on the way up, causing you to trip. The ladder loses its center of balance and crashes to the floor, bringing both of you down with it.](set: $ladderselves to 0)(set: $throwselves to 0) > [[Back|library]]](else:)[Very carefully, you climb onto the stepladder without bumping into anyone. [[You think you're going to make it|stepladder]].]

It looks like your past self got hypnotized from staring at the pendulum of the grandfather clock. > (if: $boyorgirl is true)[[[Leave him/her alone|clock room]]](else:)[[[Leave them alone|clock room]]] > (if: $boyorgirl is true)[[[Try waking him/her up|wake up]]](else:)[[[Try waking them up|wake up]]]

(set: $penselves to it +1)(set: $crselves to it +1)<div class="chat"><span class="pastyou">You: (t8n: "fade-down")[hey, don't look at that clock]</span> <span class="you">You: ...whuh?</span></div>It looks like there's one more of you now. Did time reset already? <div class="chat"><span class="pastyou">You: see i told you if you stare at it youre gonna get hypnotized, just like this dumbass</span> <span class="you">You: im *not* a dumbass, dumbass!</span> <span class="pastyou">You: yeah but (if: $boyorgirl is true)[s/he isn't](else:)[they're not] hypnotized *now* though</span> <span class="pastyou">You: hmm i guess youre right</span> <span class="pastyou">You: maybe i should double check to make sure its still on</span> <span class="pastyou">You: wait, no-</span></div>(if: $boyorgirl is true)[S/he takes](else:)[They take] a closer look at the pendulum, accidentally hypnotizing (if: $boyorgirl is true)[his/herself](else:)[themself]. <div class="chat"><span class="pastyou">You: bwahaha you did it again lol</span> <span class="you">You: whos the dumbass *now*, dumbass??</span> <span class="pastyou">You: hey (if: $nameset is false)[stranger](else:)[$name], take a look at this shit</span> <span class="stranger">$name: the circle of stupidity is complete.</span></div> [[Back|clock room]] <

<div class="chat"><span class="you">You: hey wake up! You: (if: $nameset is false)[The stranger](else:)[$name] is eating *our* cake!</span> <span class="pastyou">You: (t8n: "fade-up")[...whuh?]</span> (if: $cakeleft > 0)[<span class="pastyou">You: oh thank god theres still some left...</span> ]<span class="pastyou">You: that fucking bastard...</span> <span class="paststranger">$name: look, i didnt eat any of the cake ok</span> <span class="stranger">$name: yeah we dont even *like* cake</span> <span class="you">You: dont listen to (if: $nameset is false)[those two](else:)[the [$name]s]. theyre both liars</span>(if: $cakeleft > 0)[ <span class="you">You: we need to hurry up and eat that cake before they do</span> <span class="pastyou">You: already on it, boss</span>]</div> > [[Back|clock room]]

Betrayed by your own past self... What has this cruel world come to? You look down at the book (if: ($boyorgirl is true))[s/he](else:)[they] hit you with. (either: "The book is called *What They Teach You at Harvard Buisness School*. It looks like an ordinary college textbook.", "The book is called *What They Don't Teach You at Harvard Buisness School*. Based on the table of contents, it looks like it is at least *ω*<sup>2</sup> pages long and contains the sum of almost all human knowledge.","The book is called *A Million Random Digits with 100,000 Normal Deviates: The Graphic Novel*.","The book is called *How to Solve Sphinxes' Riddles*. It doesn't seem particularily useful.","The book is called *The Neverending Story*. Based on the table of contents, it looks like this book has a finite number of pages. Whoever wrote it should be sued for false advertising.","The book doesn't have a title or any words on the inside. Wait, this is just a spiral notebook.","The book is called *How to Cook Pork and Sauerkraut (Not in a Sexual Way)*. You're not sure why the author felt the need to specify that.","The book is called *How to Pretend to not be Illiterate*. You feel like you've seen the cover before, but you can't recall where.","The book is called *surrounded by morons* and has four differently-colored silhouettes of people on the cover. Right now, you think you can relate to that scenario.","The book is called *Homestuck Volume 1*. It appears to be some sort of book about a guy who walks around and picks up various items. Not very interesting.","It's an audiobook! You're not sure how you were able to use it as a projectile, because it's just sound waves.","The book is called *Self-Plagiarism and How to Avoid It*. The book is about self-plagiarism, and how to avoid it. You should try reading it, to learn about self-plagiarism and how to avoid it.","The book is called *If Anyone Reads It, Everyone Dies*. It's some sort of bizarre warning about the existential danger of superintelligent self-aware books.") You hate unnessecary conflict, but past you has left you with no choice. You have to get revenge... (if: ($boyorgirl is true))[> [[Throw the book back at him/her|Throw the book back at them]] > [[Shake him/her off the ladder|Shake them off the ladder]]](else:)[> [[Throw the book back at them]] > [[Shake them off the ladder]]]

You pick up the book and throw it back at your past self. It hits (if: ($boyorgirl is true))[him/her](else:)[them] right in the face, knocking them off of the ladder and into the shelf behind (if: ($boyorgirl is true))[him/her](else:)[them]. (if: ($boyorgirl is true))[S/he bangs his/her](else:)[They bang their] head several times as (if: ($boyorgirl is true))[s/he falls, collapses onto the floor, and dies.](else:)[they fall, collapse onto the floor, and die.] (if: $ladderselves > 2)[ The (print: $ladderselves - 1) other yous on the ladder watch with horrified looks on their faces.](else-if: $ladderselves is 2)[ The other you on the ladder observes with a horrified look on (if: ($boyorgirl is true))[his/her](else:)[their] face.] You have just killed your own past self. Logically, this means that (if: ($boyorgirl is true))[s/he](else:)[they] cannot go back in time to kill (if: ($boyorgirl is true))[his/herself](else:)[themself], and should never have died in the first place. This makes time very confused, so it decides to give up and start over.{(set: $playthroughs to it + 1)(set: $paradoxes to it + 1)  (set: $mrvisit to false) (set: $mrselves to 0) (set: $bdrvisit to false) (set: $bdrselves to 0) (set: $btrvisit to false) (set: $btrselves to 0) (set: $crvisit to false) (set: $crselves to 0) (set: $grvisit to false) (set: $grselves to 0) (set: $frvisit to false) (set: $frselves to 0) (set: $srvisit to false) (set: $srselves to 0) (set: $bpvisit to false) (set: $bpselves to 0) (set: $libraryvisit to false) (set: $libraryselves to 0) (set: $kitchenvisit to false) (set: $kitchenselves to 0) (set: $concertvisit to false) (set: $concertselves to 0) (set: $outsidevisit to false) (set: $outsideselves to 0) (set: $bedjumpvisit to false) (set: $bedjumpselves to 0) (set: $laddervisit to false) (set: $ladderselves to 0) (set: $ohvisit to false) (set: $ohselves to 0) (set: $throwvisit to false) (set: $throwselves to 0) (set: $penvisit to false) (set: $penselves to 0) (set: $painvisit to false) (set: $painselves to 0) (set: $napvisit to false) (set: $napselves to 0) (set: $rhvisit to false) (set: $rhselves to 0) (set: $gunvisit to false) (set: $gunselves to 0) (set: $riddlevisit to false) (set: $riddleselves to 0) (set: $shakevisit to false) (set: $shakeselves to 0) } > [[Try to be more careful this time.|main room]]

You hold the bottom of the ladder and shake vigouously. Your treacherous past self falls to the floor(if: $ladderselves > 2)[, along with (print: $ladderselves - 1) other yous that unfortunately also happened to be using the same ladder](else-if: $ladderselves is 2)[, along with another you that unfortunately also happened to be using the same ladder].(set: $ladderselves to 0)(set: $throwselves to 0)(if: $timemachineon is true)[(set: $shakevisit to true)] <div class="chat"><span class="pastyou">You: owww...</span></div> > [[Back|library]]

<div class="chat"><span class="stranger">$name: heyyy whatcha reading</span> <span class="paststranger">$name: nothing.</span> <span class="stranger">$name: you say that, despite the fact that i can clearly see you holding a book in your hands, which is different from nothing</span> <span class="paststranger">$name: ok fine. you got me. i'm reading a book</span> <span class="stranger">$name: whats it about?</span> <span class="paststranger">$name: i'm sorry</span> <span class="stranger">$name: what is the book about</span> <span class="paststranger">$name: well can't you just read what it says on the cover</span> <span class="stranger">$name: well. uhm</span></div>(if: $seenbook is true)[Oh right, that book was written in a foreign language, wasn't it?](else:)[It looks like (if: $nameset is false)[[[the stranger|stranger]]](else:)[[[$name|stranger]]]'s book is in a different language. On the cover, it says "(text-rotate-x:322)+(text-rotate-z:179)[How to Pretend to not be Illiterate]".] <div class="chat"><span class="you">You: hey not everybody knows different languages like you do</span> <span class="stranger">$name: yeah, what (if: $boyorgirl is true)[s/he](else:)[they] said</span> <span class="paststranger">$name: damn i didnt realize you two were uncultured like that</span> <span class="stranger">$name: well what *does* the book say then</span> <span class="paststranger">$name: pfft thats easy</span> <span class="paststranger">$name: it says</span> <span class="paststranger">$name: it says (text-style:"blurrier")[bluh bluh bluh i dunno] <span class="you">You: what</span> <span class="paststranger">$name: it says *Don't Fucking Bother People When They're Trying To Read!!!!*</span></div>Whoa, is that actually the title of the book? That's a pretty odd title. Maybe it's supposed to be a Latin-American magical realism type thing. [[Back|library]] <

(if: $timemachineon is true)[(set: $napvisit to true)]You lie down and [[close your eyes]].

(if: $napselves > 0)[<div class="chat"><span class="pastyou">You: (t8n: "fade-down")[hey, this is *my* bed!]</span> <span class="you">You: wait</span> <span class="you">You: wasnt i just on the other side of this conversation</span> <span class="pastyou">You: yeah well uh</span> <span class="pastyou">You: uhm...</span></div>](else:)[<div class="chat"><span class="pastyou">You: (t8n: "fade-down")[hey, this is *my* bed!]</span> <span class="you">You: rude</span> <span class="you">You: i got here first</span> <span class="pastyou">You: yeah well youve been here for at least $looplength minutes so get out</span> <span class="you">You: fiiine</span></div>] [[Back|bedroom]] <

<div class="chat"><span class="you">You: hey</span> <span class="pastyou">You: (str-repeated: ($mrselves - 1), "hey You: ")hey</span>(if: $mrselves > 3)[ <span class="stranger">$name: oh my god shut the fuck up!!!</span>]</div> > [[Back|main room]]

(if: $boyorgirl is true)[S/he attempts to break through the window, but finds that it's just a painting.](else:)[They attempt to break through the window, but find that it's just a painting.] <div class="chat"><span class="you">You: ahahaha this dumbass thought it was *real*</span> <span class="stranger">$name: this dumbass is you</span> <span class="you">You: oh, right</span>(if: $painselves > 1)[ <span class="pastyou">You: ahahaha this dumbass cant keep track of continuity</span> <span class="you">You: shut uuup</span>]</span></div>There's nothing worse than the embarassment of realizing that your secondhand embarassment is actually supposed to be firsthand embarassment. [[Back|kitchen]] <

<div class="chat"><span class="you">You: hey</span> <span class="pastyou">You: uh hi</span> <span class="you">You: this is kind of a nice place, isnt it</span> <span class="pastyou">You: yeah i guess so</span> <span class="pastyou">You: wait is this small talk</span> <span class="you">You: sorry</span> <span class="you">You: i figured it would be a good spot to hang out and chat</span> <span class="pastyou">You: i don't really like small talk</span> <span class="you">(size:2)[You: well we could talk like this if thats better]</span> <span class="pastyou">(size:2)[You: youre right, this is so much nicer]</span> <span class="you">(size:2)[You: so how has it been going lately]</span> <span class="pastyou">(size:2)[You: pretty good]</span> <span class="pastyou">(size:2)[You: i was gonna try to break out of this window] <span class="you">(size:2)[You: neat]</span> <span class="you">(size:2)[You: okay see ya]</span> <span class="pastyou">(size:2)[You: bye]</div> [[Back|kitchen]] <

(set: $ovenodds to (random: 1,4))Without closing the oven door, you preheat the oven to 400 degrees (if: $ovenodds is 4)[Rankine. <div class="chat"><span class="pastyou">You: yo, what the hell???</span></div>It turns out that 400 degrees is actually really cold on the Rankine scale. This was not a very well-thought-out murder-prank. [[Back|kitchen]] <](else:)[(either:"Celsius","Farenheit","Kelvin"). You watch as the past you's head is slowly boiled alive. You have just killed your own past self. Logically, this means that (if: ($boyorgirl is true))[s/he](else:)[they] cannot go back in time to kill (if: ($boyorgirl is true))[his/herself](else:)[themself], and should never have died in the first place. This makes time very confused, so it decides to give up and start over.{(set: $playthroughs to it + 1)(set: $paradoxes to it + 1)  (set: $mrvisit to false) (set: $mrselves to 0) (set: $bdrvisit to false) (set: $bdrselves to 0) (set: $btrvisit to false) (set: $btrselves to 0) (set: $crvisit to false) (set: $crselves to 0) (set: $grvisit to false) (set: $grselves to 0) (set: $frvisit to false) (set: $frselves to 0) (set: $srvisit to false) (set: $srselves to 0) (set: $bpvisit to false) (set: $bpselves to 0) (set: $libraryvisit to false) (set: $libraryselves to 0) (set: $kitchenvisit to false) (set: $kitchenselves to 0) (set: $concertvisit to false) (set: $concertselves to 0) (set: $outsidevisit to false) (set: $outsideselves to 0) (set: $bedjumpvisit to false) (set: $bedjumpselves to 0) (set: $laddervisit to false) (set: $ladderselves to 0) (set: $ohvisit to false) (set: $ohselves to 0) (set: $throwvisit to false) (set: $throwselves to 0) (set: $penvisit to false) (set: $penselves to 0) (set: $painvisit to false) (set: $painselves to 0) (set: $napvisit to false) (set: $napselves to 0) (set: $rhvisit to false) (set: $rhselves to 0) (set: $gunvisit to false) (set: $gunselves to 0) (set: $riddlevisit to false) (set: $riddleselves to 0) (set: $shakevisit to false) (set: $shakeselves to 0) } > [[Try to be more careful this time.|main room]]]

(set: $cakeleft to it - 100)<div class="chat"><span class="pastyou">You: delicious</span></div> [[Back|kitchen]] <

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/> <div class="chat">“...I thought it would be funny if there was a sci-fi story where people used time travel, but everyone using time travel was aggressively stupid, didn't hesitate to use it for any reason at all, and never, ever stopped using it once they started. Of course, writing such a story would entail creating an insane mess far beyond even *Homestuck*'s standards.” ==> – Andrew Hussie, <a href="https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1eHBQGeEm_-5ZfTj0smTKVbu8hDcHkWjAMQcrQhatdRc/edit?gid=656493288#gid=656493288&range=C572:C573">*Homestuck Volume 2* commentary</a></div> "Morons with Time Travel" is a Twine game I wrote for a college project. The game is about two morons, who have access to a machine which allows them to create time loops. The two protagonists engage with their environment with a sense of reckless abandon, as if unable to conceive of the consequences of their actions. There is no real ending or goal to the game, and death is mostly impermanent, which I hope will encourage players to purposely make terrible decisions out of curiosity to see what will happen next. (There is technically a "puzzle" in the game, but you can choose to ignore it.) I was partially inspired by the works of Andrew Hussie (mainly <a href="https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Webcomic/ProblemSleuth">*Problem Sleuth*</a> and the first few acts of <a href="https://www.homestuck.com/">*Homestuck*</a>), which is probably already evident to those of you who have read those things before. I think I may have also been influenced by <a href="https://www.stanleyparable.com/">*The Stanley Parable*</a>, which also involves exploring a building, making choices, cyclical gameplay, and impermanent consequences. However, my main inspiration was <a href="https://youtu.be/i602-oh0a0c?si=MbZVONYHbOfPdiW0">this</a> <a href="https://youtu.be/_mZN_bhZecU?si=zjobLCnBGMKf1pf7">series</a> <a href="https://youtu.be/H7vj2wEnmww?si=6n0v1TrIJEBb3F2F">of</a> <a href="https://youtu.be/RWv-zF19Y-U?si=U8C8K24SzkDT7cB4">videos</a> by the *Minecraft* YouTuber <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@Tombino">Tombino</a>. The premise of those videos is pretty similar to this game; every five minutes the player travels back in time *by* five minutes, and the game records all their past actions and plays them back. I hadn't really seen a take on time travel like that in fiction, and I thought that that style of time travel would be relatively easy to adapt into a Twine game while still leaving lots of opportunities for putting characters in many different bizarre scenarios. While creating this game, I was mainly worried that: 0. I would not be able to finish this project before the deadline due to how complicated it was. 0. Players would be confused by the game, but not in a fun way that makes them want to continue playing. 0. Players would find my characters obnoxious and insufferable, instead of charmingly silly. After writing the basic setup for the game, and all of the passages for when the player comes across something for the first time, I finally figured out a solution for keeping track of where the player has been and when without using any JavaScript (albeit an incredibly cobbled-together YandereDev-ass one). I'm actually pretty proud of how simple I was able to make it, since I initially expected to have to code something involving arrays or object-oriented programming. I ended up running out of time to have someone playtest the game, but my professor gave me a 100% score and said it was "hilarious and fantastic", so I'm feeling pretty confident about it. The characters' dialogue uses <a href="https://lospec.com/palette-list/ibm-color-blind-safe">this</a> colorblind-safe palette by IBM. I wanted to use something less associated-with-an-existing-brand, but I couldn't find any other palettes that looked nice while also being colorblind-safe, and the reader's ability to distinguish the nuances between slightly different colors of text wasn't something I wanted to compromise. This game contains many references to existing works which I personally feel are either self-explanatory or too brief to be worth mentioning, however the nature of this college project requires that I include an extremely detailed [[acknowledgements]] page. Feel free to treat this page as an optional trivia section. <div class="device">(print: '<progress value="' + (text: $clock) + '" max="'+ (text: $looplength) +'"></progress>') Current Time: $clock Number of Time Loops Completed: $playthroughs Number of Time Paradoxes Created: $paradoxes</div> [[Back|main room]] <

* As previously mentioned, this game was inspired by and even contains multiple references to *The Stanley Parable*, such as characters playing or talking about the game, and an embedded <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9NxkmfuAxE">YouTube video</a> of a playthrough of the game by <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@EncryptedDuck">@EncryptedDuck</a>. ** The character named "Jim" who is obsessed with playing *The Stanley Parable* is a reference to <a href="https://thestanleyparable.fandom.com/wiki/Name_Button">a button</a> in *The Stanley Parable* which was supposed to say the name of the person playing it, but can only say "Jim". * Radiohead is a band and they wrote a song called "Creep". This is one of the band's most popular songs, but the guy who sings it apparently thinks it's embarrassing. There's an embedded <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US0CUegPr3g">YouTube video</a> of Radiohead performing the song live, and a reference to the lyrics in the argument you have with your past self after getting hypnotized by the grandfather clock. ** Speaking of that argument, the whole thing is pretty much based off of <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElafeYa3YQ8">this iconic scene</a> from <a href="https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQl8zBB7bPvJh3KIb9uSW4CvIeEkvXRZQ&si=WJ5NvgfM5A81ljNj">Xavier: Renegade Angel</a>. * The <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/As_I_was_going_to_St_Ives">Saint Ives riddle</a> and <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year-riddle">Cedar riddle</a> that the Sphinx gives are both traditional riddles. * There's a <a href="https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MathematiciansAnswer">running gag</a> throughout the game about whether or not your character is "a boy or a girl". This isn't a reference to anything, but it was partially inspired by <a href="https://elizavq.tumblr.com/post/113737817876/hello-i-really-like-this-game-but-one-question-i">this statement</a> from the creator of *<a href="https://futurecatgames.itch.io/oneshot">OneShot</a>*. ** I had also recently played "<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loved_(video_game)">Loved</a>" by Alexander Ocias at the time, which gave me the idea to make a game where player character gender options are used mainly as the setup for a bit. * The books in the library are all jokes, but some are refrences to things one might assume I made up specifically for the sake of the joke. ** The joke about *<a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/4306637-what-they-teach-you-at-harvard-business-school">What They Teach You at Harvard Business School</a>* and *<a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/467754.What_They_Don_t_Teach_You_at_Harvard_Business_School">What They Don't Teach You at Harvard Business School</a>* was stolen from a funny tweet I read, which <a href="https://www.businessinsider.com/the-harvard-books-meme-story-2015-3?utm_source=copy-link&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=topbar">apparently *also* stole it from a Reddit post</a>? I saw the original tweet as a screenshot on Reddit so I guess it went full circle. ** *surrounded by morons* is a reference to <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Erikson">a series of self-help books</a> where the titles are all "surrounded by ______". Apparently they're really popular in Sweden. ** *<a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/27712.The_Neverending_Story">The Neverending Story</a>* is a real story. It is not infinitely long. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ngg5-uwQYI">Now laugh.</a> ** <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Million_Random_Digits_with_100%2C000_Normal_Deviates">*A Million Random Digits with 100,000 Normal Deviates*</a> is an actual book, but there's no graphic novel adaptation. <a href="https://xkcd.com/1751/">xkcd</a> made a joke about there being a movie adaptation, which is where I stole the idea from. ** *If Anyone Reads It, Everyone Dies* is a reference to <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/228646231-if-anyone-builds-it-everyone-dies">*If Anyone Builds It, Everyone Dies*</a>, which is an allegedly-nonfiction book by Eliezer Yudkowsky about the dangers of superintelligent AI. ** One of the books is <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/13059054-homestuck-book-one">*Homestuck* Volume 1</a>. As previously mentioned, *Homestuck* is a signifigant inspiration for this Twine game, as well as my general writing style/creative philosophy when it comes to interactive fiction. * This <a href="https://twine2.neocities.org/">Harlowe documentation page</a> on Neocities was extremely helpful. I'm not sure if I actually needed to cite this. ** <a href="https://www.w3schools.com/">w3schools</a> is also a pretty great resource if you need any help with HTML or CSS. * The <a href="https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VideoGame/Portal">*Portal* series</a> is one of my special interests, and it's usually a creative influence of mine. However, aside from the orange-and-blue color scheme (which was mostly a coincidence) and the characters being referred to as "morons" (as opposed to "idiots" or "fools"), this game ended up containing zero references to it. ** One might think that the presence of a cake is an allusion to Portal, but Portal did *not* invent the concept of cake. If anything, I was more inspired by <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NiMEIyfJCM">*Minecraft*</a>, which also portrayed cakes as abstract solids you can remove chunks from and leave lying on a table indefinitely. * For the sake of completeness, here is a list of all of <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@Tombino/videos">Tombino</a>'s Minecraft time loop videos in order as of the time of writing. I haven't actually watched most of these, but you only need to watch a few to get the general idea. ** <a href="https://youtu.be/i602-oh0a0c?si=fduHF71maiQLmKEb">I Trapped Myself in a Minecraft Time Loop</a> ** <a href="https://youtu.be/_mZN_bhZecU?si=lbIQv4UhhJAHLWDw">Minecraft, but My Past Selves Hunt Me Down</a> ** <a href="https://youtu.be/vQUCe6SGXm8?si=GWTsPf64RQC8osza">Ruining Minecraft Horror Mods with Time Travel</a> ** <a href="https://youtu.be/UWrY3c9PRdk?si=pZ1RQ2LzwjghcP9P">Attempting to Survive a Minecraft Hardcore Time Loop</a> ** <a href="https://youtu.be/Gn4nm4lTtT8?si=SLHB-lOH3i1SRkz-">I tore apart TIME & SPACE in Minecraft</a> ** <a href="https://youtu.be/H7vj2wEnmww?si=7pD4BAkutOIJpM6H">Me and My Past Self play Minecraft</a> ** <a href="https://youtu.be/1ehMGmWnd_g?si=yNMBITSvFnEMVjwJ">I survived 0 DAYS in a Minecraft Hardcore Time Loop</a> ** <a href="https://youtu.be/RWv-zF19Y-U?si=phsyqxrNvP_3lgR3">I Added Voice Chat to Minecraft Time Loops</a> * My mother was incredibly supportive of me throughout this entire project. * I drew the title image myself. [[Back to the author's statement|author's statement]] < [[Back to the game|main room]] <

You fire a bullet at (if: $grselves > 1)[one of your past selves](else:)[your past self], killing (if: $boyorgirl is true)[him/her](else:)[them] instantly. You have just killed your own past self. Logically, this means that (if: ($boyorgirl is true))[s/he](else:)[they] cannot go back in time to kill (if: ($boyorgirl is true))[his/herself](else:)[themself], and should never have died in the first place. This makes time very confused, so it decides to give up and start over.{(set: $playthroughs to it + 1)(set: $paradoxes to it + 1)  (set: $mrvisit to false) (set: $mrselves to 0) (set: $bdrvisit to false) (set: $bdrselves to 0) (set: $btrvisit to false) (set: $btrselves to 0) (set: $crvisit to false) (set: $crselves to 0) (set: $grvisit to false) (set: $grselves to 0) (set: $frvisit to false) (set: $frselves to 0) (set: $srvisit to false) (set: $srselves to 0) (set: $bpvisit to false) (set: $bpselves to 0) (set: $libraryvisit to false) (set: $libraryselves to 0) (set: $kitchenvisit to false) (set: $kitchenselves to 0) (set: $concertvisit to false) (set: $concertselves to 0) (set: $outsidevisit to false) (set: $outsideselves to 0) (set: $bedjumpvisit to false) (set: $bedjumpselves to 0) (set: $laddervisit to false) (set: $ladderselves to 0) (set: $ohvisit to false) (set: $ohselves to 0) (set: $throwvisit to false) (set: $throwselves to 0) (set: $penvisit to false) (set: $penselves to 0) (set: $painvisit to false) (set: $painselves to 0) (set: $napvisit to false) (set: $napselves to 0) (set: $rhvisit to false) (set: $rhselves to 0) (set: $gunvisit to false) (set: $gunselves to 0) (set: $riddlevisit to false) (set: $riddleselves to 0) (set: $shakevisit to false) (set: $shakeselves to 0) } > [[Try to be more careful this time.|main room]]

<div class="chat"><span class="you">You: hey can you put the gun down</span> <span class="pastyou">You: why should i</span> <span class="pastyou">You: its my second condiment right or whatever, isnt it?</span> <span class="you">You: wait, are we even in the US right now</span> <span class="pastyou">You: hmm</span> <span class="pastyou">You: good point</span> <span class="pastyou">You: i dont want to go jail for having a gun</span></div>They put it back down on the table.(set: $gunselves to it - 1)(set: $jimdead to false) Now is your chance. > [[Take the gun|gun]] [[Back|game room]] < <div class="chat"><span class="pastyou">You: shit i forgot You: does the falkland islands have any guns</span>

{ (set: $fishodds to (random: 1,9)) (set: $patternodds to (random: 1,6))(set: $fcolor to "black")(set: $fstyle to "none")(set: $ftype to "") (if: $fishodds is 1)[(set: $fcolor to "red")](else-if: $fishodds is 2)[(set: $fcolor to "orange")](else-if: $fishodds is 3)[(set: $fcolor to "lime")](else-if: $fishodds is 4)[(set: $fcolor to "green")](else-if: $fishodds is 5)[(set: $fcolor to "cyan")](else-if: $fishodds is 6)[(set: $fcolor to "blue")](else-if: $fishodds is 7)[(set: $fcolor to "navy")](else-if: $fishodds is 8)[(set: $fcolor to "purple")](else-if: $fishodds is 9)[(set: $fcolor to "magenta")] (if: $patternodds is 1)[(set: $fstyle to "fidget")(set: $ftype to "wiggly")](else-if: $patternodds is 2)[(set: $fstyle to "mirror")(set: $ftype to "backwards")](else-if: $patternodds is 3)[(set: $fstyle to "flat")(set: $ftype to "skinny")](else-if: $patternodds is 4)[(set: $fstyle to "smear")(set: $ftype to "inky")](else-if: $patternodds is 5)[(set: $fstyle to "double-strike")(set: $ftype to "stripy")](else-if: $patternodds is 6)[(set: $fstyle to "tall")(set: $ftype to "fat")] (enchant: ?fish, (text-colour: $fcolor) + (char-style: (text-style: $fstyle) )) }You look at one of the aquariums, and see a |fish>[**$ftype $fcolor fish**] inside. > [[Catch it]] > [[Leave it alone|fish room]]

(set: $catchodds to (random: 1,2))(if: $catchodds is 1)[It got away...](else:)[(set: $fish to it + 1)You caught the fish! You now have $fish fish.] [[Back|tropical fish]] <

(set: $fish to it - 1)(set: $havekey to true)You give the sphinx a fish. In return, she gives you a key. You now have $fish fish. [[Back|sphinx room]]<

<div class="chat"><span class="other">Sphinx: Okay, well then are you at least going to answer my riddle?</span></div> > [[yeah|riddle]] > [[nah|sphinx room]]

<div class="chat"><span class="you">You: hey, this is *my* bed!</span> <span class="pastyou">You: (t8n: "fade-up")[rude]</span> <span class="pastyou">You: i got here first</span> <span class="you">You: yeah well youve been here for at least $looplength minutes so get out</span> <span class="pastyou">You: fiiine</span></div> > [[take a quick nap]] > [[don't|bedroom]]