Angel Name Generator

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<div class="title"></div> <<nobr>> <div class="space">jdlsfhjlsdfhjshfklsdfhjk[[Begin|continue]]</div> <<script>>UIBar.stow()<</script>> <</nobr>>

<div class="happy"></div> Hello! You're awake! My name is GADRISEL, and on behalf of the Seraphim, I'd like to welcome you to heaven! [[Heaven?]]

<div class="neut"></div> GADRISEL Yeah, unfortunately you're pretty dead. Don't worry, though! You've been selected for a //special program//. [[Special program?]] [[I'm not interested.]]

<div class="neut"></div> GADRISEL There are more humans now than ever, and we're running out of hands to guide them all. So we've been taking on new human souls and giving them Angelic status! Think of it as being promoted. [[...|2]]

<div class="tmouth"></div> GADRISEL Uhh, unfortunately you don't have much of a choice. [[...|Special program?]]

<div class="happy"></div> GADRISEL So! Before we go any further, We'll have to figure out your Angelic Title. [[Angelic Title?]] [[Sure]]

<div class="neut"></div> GADRISEL Yeah! You couldn't use your regular name, who ever heard of "Jeff the Angel"? Also some people are named like Gabriel and Michael and stuff, and we've already got them. [[Oh|Sure]]

<div class="cb"></div> GADRISEL Ok so! First question - and yes I know it's dumb but I'm required by my boss to ask anyway - what is your name? <<textbox "$name" "" "NOTE">> <<set $name to $name.toUpperCase()>>

<div class="lookingatcb"></div> <<set $name to $name.toUpperCase()>> GADRISEL <<nobr>> <<if $name.includes("ASS") or $name.includes("DICK") or $name.includes("PENIS") or $name.includes("BALLS") or $name.includes("SHIT") or $name.includes("FUCK") or $name.includes("DAMN") or $name.includes("BITCH") or $name.includes("MOTHERFUCKER") or $name.includes("PUSSY") or $name.includes("COCK") or $name.includes("THOT") or $name.includes("TWINK") or $name.includes("BUTT") or $name.includes("BOOB")>>[[...|upset]]  <<else>>[[...|alright]] <</if>> <</nobr>>

<div class="cbneut"></div> GADRISEL When you were on Earth, what were you? [[A man]] [[A woman]] [[Neither]] [[Both]]

<div class="writing"></div> GADRISEL Gotcha, sorry for all the dumb preliminary questions. Now onto the good ones! [[...|Now onto the good ones!]] <<set $five to "EL">>

<div class="writing"></div> GADRISEL Gotcha, sorry for all the dumb preliminary questions. Now onto the good ones! [[...|Now onto the good ones!]] <<set $five to "IEL">>

<div class="writing"></div> GADRISEL Gotcha, sorry for all the dumb preliminary questions. Now onto the good ones! [[...|Now onto the good ones!]] <<set $five to "ON">>

<div class="writing"></div> GADRISEL Gotcha, sorry for all the dumb preliminary questions. Now onto the good ones! [[...|Now onto the good ones!]] <<set $five to "AM">>

<div class="cbneut"></div> GADRISEL Ok, ok. So pick a kind of animal! <div class="line"></div> [[Mammal]] [[Bird]] [[Reptile]] [[Fish]] [[Amphibian]]

<div class="cbhappy"></div> GADRISEL Nice choice! I know all G̵̨̥͙̥̺̟͇̥̩͚̣̜͓͌́͜͝-̴̠̼̣̬͖̌͊̿́̄̃͝͝Ḓ̶̢̖͐̍͐̌̈́̃̌͐̀͊̕͘͝͝'s creatures are wonderful, but I honestly don't know how reptiles got on that list. Anyway! [[...|Anyway!]] <<set $two to "A">>

<div class="sweatdrop"></div> GADRISEL Euhh, ok, not what I would have chosen but ok... Anyway! [[...|Anyway!]] <<set $two to "E">>

<div class="colonslash"></div> GADRISEL Uh, nice choice. Better than reptiles, I guess. I mean all G̵̨̥͙̥̺̟͇̥̩͚̣̜͓͌́͜͝-̴̠̼̣̬͖̌͊̿́̄̃͝͝Ḓ̶̢̖͐̍͐̌̈́̃̌͐̀͊̕͘͝͝'s creatures are beautiful, but anyway! [[...|Anyway!]] <<set $two to "U">>

<div class="cbneut"></div> GADRISEL Which realm do you like best? [[Land]] [[Sea]] [[Sky]]

<div class="writing"></div> GADRISEL Hmm, interesting... [[...|Hmm, interesting...]] <<set $one to "DR">>

<div class="writing"></div> GADRISEL Hmm, interesting... [[...|Hmm, interesting...]] <<set $one to "BR">>

<div class="writing"></div> GADRISEL Hmm, interesting... [[...|Hmm, interesting...]] <<set $one to "TR">>

<div class="writing"></div> GADRISEL Hmm, interesting... [[...|Hmm, interesting...]] <<set $one to "SK">>

<div class="writing"></div> GADRISEL Hmm, interesting... [[...|Hmm, interesting...]] <<set $one to "FR">>

<div class="writing"></div> GADRISEL Hmm, interesting... [[...|Hmm, interesting...]] <<set $one to "GR">>

<div class="writing"></div> GADRISEL Hmm, interesting... [[...|Hmm, interesting...]] <<set $one to "SL">>

<div class="cbhappy"></div> GADRISEL While you were alive, which season was your favorite? [[Spring]] [[Summer]] [[Fall]] [[Winter]]

<div class="writing"></div> GADRISEL Hmm, interesting... [[...|Hmm, interesting...]] <<set $one to "BL">>

<div class="writing"></div> GADRISEL Hmm, interesting... [[...|Hmm, interesting...]] <<set $one to "SC">>

<div class="writing"></div> GADRISEL Hmm, interesting... [[...|Hmm, interesting...]] <<set $one to "CR">>

<div class="writing"></div> GADRISEL Hmm, interesting... [[...|Hmm, interesting...]] <<set $one to "SW">>

<div class="writing"></div> GADRISEL Hmm, interesting... [[...|Hmm, interesting...]] <<set $one to "SP">>

<div class="writing"></div> GADRISEL Hmm, interesting... [[...|Hmm, interesting...]] <<set $one to "SN">>

<div class="writing"></div> GADRISEL Hmm, interesting... [[...|Hmm, interesting...]] <<set $one to "CL">>

<div class="writing"></div> GADRISEL Hmm, interesting... [[...|Hmm, interesting...]] <<set $one to "PL">>

<div class="writing"></div> GADRISEL Hmm, interesting... [[...|Hmm, interesting...]] <<set $one to "FL">>

<div class="writing"></div> GADRISEL Hmm, interesting... [[...|Hmm, interesting...]] <<set $one to "ST">>

<div class="writing"></div> GADRISEL Hmm, interesting... [[...|Hmm, interesting...]] <<set $one to "SM">>

<div class="writing"></div> GADRISEL Hmm, interesting... [[...|Hmm, interesting...]] <<set $one to "TW">>

<div class="writing"></div> GADRISEL Hmm, interesting... [[...|Hmm, interesting...]] <<set $one to "GL">>

<div class="writing"></div> GADRISEL Hmm, interesting... [[...|Hmm, interesting...]] <<set $one to "PR">>

<div class="ohno"></div> GADRISEL Th-that really sucks, I'm sorry. I've never had to die before. I've never had a human form, which is why we look so different. But, uh, that's the last question at least! [[...|But, uh, that's the last question at least!]] <<set $four to "D">>

<div class="lookingatcb"></div> GADRISEL And your Angelic Title is... <<nobr>> <<print $one>><<print $two>><<print $name.first()>><<print $four>><<print $five>> <<set $title to "<<print $one>><<print $two>><<print $name.first()>><<print $four>><<print $five>>">> <</nobr>> [[...|herdwors]]

<div class="cbhappy"></div> GADRISEL Well I've heard worse! The last person who came through the program ended up with THOTRIEL so I guess be thankful that's not you. [[Ok]] [[I don't like it]]

<div class="cbneut"></div> GADRISEL And we've got your first assignment right here! Looks like you'll be guiding DEREK WARREN. The guy who used to have this assignment was promoted up a sphere so you've got big shoes to fill. If you head to your left, you can collect your halo and you'll be looking almost like a real angel in no time! [[Time to get started]]

<div class="tmouth"></div> GADRISEL Ok, well your full //employee// title is "Angel Class 3 Third Sphere Number 108,470,690,115" but //I// think that's a bit of a mouthfull. If //you// want to use it instead, be my guest. [[...|Ok]]

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Angelic Title: $title Rank: Guardian Days worked: 0 [[END]]

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<div class="angery"></div> GADRISEL Let's try that again. [[...|Sure]]

<div class="cb"></div> GADRISEL Alright, $name! Next question! [[...|Next question!]]

<div class="lookingatcb"></div> GADRISEL ... [[...|NOTE]] <<set $name to $name.toUpperCase()>>

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