this is your [[life]]. can you get one million dollars?{(if:$morale < 25)[ur sad rn btw]
(if:$morale > 60)[ur happy!!]
(if:$month is 8)[happy birth]
(if:$cash < $rent)[ur v broke]
(if:$cash > 1000000)[u won, now u can die happy]
(if:$cash > $cashthreshold)[wow ur getting richer! good fucking luck (set:$cashthredhold to $cashthreshold*10)]
}
(if:$age <101 and $morale >= 0 and $cash >= 0)[
[[work]]
[[play]]
[[school]]
[[lottery]]]
[[die]]{(if:$age is 0)[(set: $year to 2019)(set: $month to 8)
(set: $age to 20)
(set: $morale to 50)
(set: $cash to 100)
(set: $cashthreshold to 1000)
(set: $smart to 0)
(set: $rent to 25)
(set: $sad to 15)
(set: $job to 5)
(set: $play to 5)
(set: $fun to "fortnite")]}
{(set: $months to (a:"january","february","march","april","may","june","july","august","september","october","november","december"))}
$$cash
(if:$age > 0)[$age years old]
{(if:$year > 0)[(print:($month) of $months), $year]}
{(if:$rent > 0)[[[rent|Rent]]: $$rent]}
(print:"-----------------------"):(
you died bc {
(if: $morale < 0)[you were sad]
(elseif:$cash < 0)[you had no money]
(elseif:$age > 100)[you were old]
(else:)[you died]}
(link-reveal-goto:"respawn","start")[(set:$age to 0)](set: _wage to (random:($job*5),($job*10)))(set:$cash to $cash+_wage)
you work at the {
(if: $job is 5)[local kfc]
(elseif:$job is 10)[bank of america]
(else:)[nasa]
} and get $ _wage.
{(if: $smart > $job)
[(set:$job to $job+5)
you got a promotion bc ur smart
]}
[[return|step]]{(set: $morale to $morale + (random: $play*5,$play*10))
(set:$cash to $cash - ($play*2))}
you play $fun for $(print:$play*2).
[[$fun is dumb|newplay]]
[[return|step]]{(set:$tuition to 25)(set:$cash to $cash-$tuition)(set:$smart to $smart+2)}
you attended class? wow
[[return|step]]{(set: $month to $month +1)
(if:$month is 8)[(set:$age to $age+1)]
(if:$month > 12)[(set:$month to 1)(set:$year to $year+1)]
(set: $cash to $cash-$rent)
(set: $morale to $morale-$sad)
}
(goto:"life")Your rent is $$rent.
Options:
(link-reveal-goto:"Homeless at 0","life")[(set:$rent to 0)(set:$sad to 25)]
(link-reveal-goto:"Studio at 25","life")[(set:$rent to 25)(set:$sad to 15)]
(link-reveal-goto:"One Bedroom at 50","life")[(set:$rent to 50)(set:$sad to 10)]
(link-reveal-goto:"TThree Bedroom at 100","life")[(set:$rent to 100)(set:$sad to 5)]rn you play $fun
(link-reveal-goto:"fortnite at 10","step")[(set:$play to 5)(set:$fun to "fortnite")]
(link-reveal-goto:"minecraft at 10","step")[(set:$play to 5)(set:$fun to "minecraft")]
(link-reveal-goto:"social life at 20","step")[(set:$play to 10)(set:$fun to "social life")]
(link-reveal-goto:"The Offering at 40","step")[(set:$play to 20)(set:$fun to "The Offering")]
[[return|step]]{(set: $chance to (random:1,10000))
(if: $chance < 10)[you won the jackpot! (set:$cash to $cash+1000000)]
(elseif: $chance < 100)[you won something (set:$cash to $cash+10000)]
(elseif: $chance < 1000)[you won a little! (set:$cash to $cash+1000)]
(else:)[you lost... (set:$cash to $cash-10)]}
[[return|step]]