Demon Name Generator

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<div class="title"></div> <div class="space">jdlsfhjlsjshfklsdfhjk[[Begin|begin]]</div> <nobr> <<script>>UIBar.stow()<</script>> <<set $badname to false>> <<set $syl1 to "">> <<set $syl2 to "">> <<set $syl3 to "">> <<set $syl4 to "">> <<set $options = ["ABA", "ABI", "AX", "AG", "AL", "AS", "AM", "AN", "AP", "AY", "AZ", "BA", "BAAL", "BE", "BU", "BI", "CAR", "CE", "CH", "CON", "CRE", "CAZ", "DA", "DAAL", "DAR", "DAG", "DAL", "DAA", "DI", "DU", "DY", "DAU", "EA", "EU", "ES", "EBL", "ERE", "EL", "ELE", "FA", "FUR", "FET", "FAK", "FAL", "FAAL", "GAR", "GER", "GRA", "GUA", "GE", "GI", "GY", "HA", "HAS", "HAT", "HE", "HEL", "HIS", "IB", "IT", "IRV", "ITZ", "ITH", "IN", "JAH", "JEZ", "JIL", "KAR", "KAS", "KER", "KOB", "KOK", "LEB", "LEO", "LIL", "MAM", "MOK", "MER", "MOL", "MEP", "NYX", "PY", "RAV", "SA", "SUC", "SAT", "TOP", "TEZ", "TRO", "TLE", "UK", "VAL", "VER", "VET", "WE", "XA", "YA", "ZA", "ZU", "ZOR"]>> </nobr>

<div class="neut"></div> <<set $syl to 0>> ROTSBANE //Anyway//, question numero uno. How do you like your money. [[I have what I need|2]] [[I want to be wealthy|3]] [[I want to put Bezos to shame|4]]

<div class="smile"></div> <<set $syl to "two">> ROTSBANE Well, hopefully that will change soon enough. If not, you can always do what I did. Invest in stocks, then sleep for about 40 years. [[Next Question|q1]]

<div class="haha"></div> <<set $syl to "three">> ROTSBANE Ok, ambition! That's good to see. [[Next Question|q1]]

<div class="wtf"></div> <<set $syl to "four">> ROTSBANE Jesus Christ, maybe I'll have to keep an eye on you. [[Next Question|q1]]

<div class="hmm"></div> <<set $syl1 to either($options)>> ROTSBANE Hmm, ok. Food. Love it or leave it? [[Love it|q2]] [[Leave it|q2]]

<div class="hmm"></div> <<set $syl2 to either($options)>> <nobr> ROTSBANE <<if $syl is "two">>[[Ok, I think I've got it.|reveal]] <<else>>Uhh, you're going to do some tempting at a bar. How many people are you picking up? [[None|q3]] [[One|q3]] [[As many as possible|q3]] <</if>></nobr>

<div class="loweyesmile"></div> <<set $syl3 to either($options)>> <nobr> ROTSBANE <<if $syl is "three">>[[Ok, I think I've got it.|reveal]] <<else>>Whaaat would you say if I said this naming process was entirely random, and I was just asking you questions to jerk you around? [[What?|q4]] [[No|q4]] [[No Way|q4]] <</if>> </nobr>

<div class="shrug"></div> <<set $syl4 to either($options)>> ROTSBANE Oof, sorry! That's just the way it is. Trust me, if I had a choice I wouldn't be going by my name, either. Plus just being a bad person doesn't make you a good demon. [[But here's what you got.|reveal]]

<div class="neut"></div> <nobr> <<set $title to "<<print $syl1>><<print $syl2>><<print $syl3>><<print $syl4>>">> </nobr> ROTSBANE Congratulations... $title [[...]]

//It's dark. You're in a rush of bodies, of people, that are dragging you somewhere far away.// //[[It's Hot]]//

//The people keep moving, arms and legs up against you, frantically pulling you forward. All around you is the low rumble of voices, speaking but saying nothing. The dark red sky cuts out behind tall buildings it is difficult to see without light. It only gets hotter.// //[[Then, suddenly, a voice from behind you-]]//

<div class="eshot"></div> //One of the buildings has a fluorescent light on its concrete porch, and a man stands against the wall there, above the crowd.// [[Fight your way to the light]] [[Follow the crowd]]

//The man holds the door to the building open, and reaches down to grab you with his other hand, pulling you from the rushing crowd. He shuts the door behind you both, and flips two switches on the wall.// //You're in an abandoned office building, filled with broken-down cubicles and papers strewn all over the place. Though the lights still work, they hum overhead and flicker, dangerously.// //[[You can get a closer look at the man, now.]]//

//You are swept up and lost.// [[END]]

<div class="loweyesmile"></div> ??? Hey, how's it hanging. Enjoying Hell so far? How was the trip down, bumpy? [[Hell?]]

<div class="neut"></div> ??? Yeah, you bit it. Kicked the bucket. Gave up the ghost. Cashed in your chips. Bought the farm. Crossed the Jordan - er - more like the Styx I guess. [[Got it]]

<div class="loweyesmile"></div> ??? But you don't really have to be dead, not for long. Want to go back up there? Hoo boy, have I got a proposition for //you//. [[I don't even know your name]]

<div class="surprise"></div> ??? Oh Jeez, sorry! Where are my manners. Name's ROTSBANE. And you are? <<textbox "$name" "" "NEXT">>

<div class="smile"></div> <<set $name to $name.toUpperCase()>> ROTSBANE Nice to meet you, $name. I'd like to offer you a once in a lifetime job opportunity. I have written permission from Chief of Staff, Lord Beelzebub himself, to let //you// join the armies of Hell. Fine print includes a forseeable future of servitute in tempting humanity towards sin, to be paid back tenfold after we succeed in the final judgement, <div class="small">terms and conditions may apply, do not pass go, do not collect $200.</div> <div class="line"> [[Sure, why not]] [[I'm not interested]]</div>

<div class="haha"></div> ROTSBANE That's the spirit! And with your help, we can beat those be-winged bastards when the time comes. But first you're gonna need a new name. [[Ok]] [[A new name?]]

<div class="backslash"></div> ROTSBANE $name, I'm going to be honest with you. This is the best option. Otherwise you have to go back out and join the other marching souls headed to the lake of fire, and that's no longer just a metaphor for you. [[On second thought...|Sure, why not]] [[Not. Interested]]

<div class="backslash"></div> ROTSBANE Alright, I tried. //[[He opens the door and ushers you back to the crowd.|Follow the crowd]]//

<div class="eyebrowsmile"></div> ROTSBANE Heaven implemented some kind of Seventeen magazine quiz system to give new recruits names. Uh, whereas we have a state-of-the-art test questions. Of which I am a liscensed proctor. Yes. [[...|name choose]]

<div class="neut"></div> ROTSBANE Yeah, you gonna try to kick up some shit on the surface going by "The Dark Lord Timothy" or something? You think my name was really //ROTSBANE// when I fell from Heaven? It's just something that happens to every demon. <<set $badname to true>> [[Oh|Ok]]

<div class="uhh"></div> ROTSBANE [[...|...2]]

<div class="wtf"></div> <nobr> ROTSBANE <<if $badname is true>>Maybe my name isn't so bad... [[...|...3]] <<else>>Well, it could be worse. Probably. [[...|...3]] <</if>> </nobr>

<div class="neut"></div> ROTSBANE Anyway, time to make the best of a bad situation. Go up there, tempt some souls, the usual. You'll get horns or a tail or whatever eventually. [[And it'll suck, but...]]

<div class="angery"></div> ROTSBANE It's nothing compared to falling from heaven. [[...|job]]

<div class="surprise"></div> ROTSBANE Oh, and $title? One last question. [[Shoot]]

<div class="nasty"></div> ROTSBANE When we stand at the gates of Heaven, ready to take back what's been stolen from us, will you be ready to teach some angels a fuckin' lesson? <div class="line"> [[Hell yeah]] [[Hell yeah]] [[Hell yeah]]</div>

<div class="haha"></div> ROTSBANE //Alright!// Now get out there and raise some Hell! [[Time to Get Started]]

<div class="neut"></div> ROTSBANE Your first assignment is some guy named DEREK WARREN. Go up there and send his ass back down here. [[Ok|anotherone]]

Demonic Title: $title Rank: Infantry Days worked: 0 [[END]]

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