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POPE.EXE
v23.5 • ERIS APPROVED • 0000001
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YOU HAVE BEEN INSTANTLY ORDAINED
Pope Cardinal Squelch IX
of the Fifth Snack & All Unfiled Paperwork
GREYFACE COMPLIANCE LEVEL
23%
→ CLICK TO INCREASE ORDER (DANGER)
NEW SACRED TITLE
ISSUE NEW DOCTRINE
CAUSE A SCHISM
ASSIGN IMPOSSIBLE MISSION
REVEAL HIDDEN TRUTH
DROP GOLDEN APPLE
Welcome, new Pope.
You are already a pope. Everyone is.
This is not a bug. This is the feature.
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SACRED CHAO
All Hail Eris • All Hail Discordia •
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