You were NOT supposed to click that.
This will have terrible consequences.
Like, really terrible. Unimaginably terrible. (We're probably serious. Maybe.)
📜 TERMS & CONDITIONS
Please read carefully and scroll to the bottom before agreeing.
Don't Click™ End User License Agreement — Version 6.6.6
By continuing, you agree that:
1. You acknowledge you were explicitly told NOT to click and did so anyway, making this entirely your fault.
2. You surrender your soul to the Click Demon (metaphorically, probably, we're not lawyers).
3. You consent to receive 47 promotional emails per day from our official sponsor: "Larry's Artisanal Cheese Emporium — Now with Extra Gouda."
4. Any regret, existential dread, or uncontrollable laughter experienced during gameplay is solely your responsibility.
5. Don't Click Inc. is not liable for lost productivity, missed deadlines, or spontaneous dancing.
6. You must hum the Jeopardy! theme song in your head while reading this entire document. Failure to comply voids your warranty.
7. Clause 7 has been intentionally left blank for mysterious legal reasons.
8. You hereby agree that pineapple on pizza is a valid and brave choice.
9. All your base are belong to us (Clause 9.a: this reference is from 2001 and we are not sorry).
10. The color blue is better than the color green. This is not negotiable. Green supporters must still agree to proceed.
11. By scrolling to the very bottom of this document, you confirm this game is at least a little bit funny.
12. You agree to tell at least one friend about this game. Telling zero friends results in a penalty of one (1) emotional burden.