The Idea Man

The date is March 29th 2026, and a young boy named Ernie awakes from his slumber. [[Stay in bed longer]] [[Get yo ass outta bed]]

You decide to stay in bed longer. What could you possibly miss by lying down for a bit longer. [[Finally get out of bed and move on with your life]] [[Continue to be lazy as fuck]]

You actually got up. Now you wonder what the actual fuck are you going to spend your Sunday doing [[Take a shit]] [[Head down to the kitchen to grab breakfast]]

You rise from your bed, reconsidering your life choices. What will you do next? [[Take a shit]] [[Head down to the kitchen to grab breakfast]]

When are you ever going to get on with your life? [[Finally get out of bed and move on with your life]]

Ahh! That was nice [[Head down to the kitchen to grab breakfast]]

What should you have for breakfast? [[ Straight Ass]] [[ Cereal (Like a normal person)]]

You're not funny [[ Cereal (Like a normal person)]]

What cereal should you choose? [[Cheerios]] [[Porridge]]

You pour yourself a healthy bowl of cheerios and gobble it up at lightning speed. Now that you're finished, what does the next part of your day involve [[Brush your teeth]] [[Run around your neighbourhood naked like a lunatic]] [[Play games on your dope-ass PC]]

You make a nice warm bowl of porridge and eat it slowly to enjoy the flavour. What do you wanna do next [[Brush your teeth]] [[Run around your neighbourhood naked like a lunatic]] [[Play games on your dope-ass PC]]

You grab your lemon-flavoured toothpaste, and ponder why the fuck you have this disgusting shit in your bathroom. After finishing you know there is only one thing you want to do next [[Play games on your dope-ass PC]]

Grow up shithead. [[Brush your teeth]] [[Play games on your dope-ass PC]]

You boot up your newly bought PC. What should you play [[Roblox]] [[Minecraft]] [[Check your pirated games collection]]

But before you play, a message appears. [[Click on the message]]

But before you play, a message appears [[Click on the message]]

But before you check your collection, a message appears. [[Click on the message]]

You open your generic messaging app, and read the text that was sent by an anonymous user (OOH SPOOKY!). You read the text aloud even though you are alone. "What if your life was flipped upside down? What if the world as you knew it was gone in an instant. What if it all was to happen RIGHT NOW?" [[Ignore the message]] [[Flip the fuck out!]]

There is no ignoring your fate, Ernie [[Message the anonymous user back]]

You attempt to do a backflip in your room, but fail miserably. After your antics, you decide to message them back [[Message the anonymous user back]]

Before you get a chance to reply, you start to feel a strong rumbling sensation. You think nothing of it and presume its just mild tremors [[Actually message them back]]

You decide to message the anonymous user back (finally!). "What do you mean?" You then proceed to eagerly wait for a reply like a baby waiting for its bottle. A few moments later you receive a lengthy reply [[Read the message]]

"When the time comes, you will find what you are looking for by using your IMAGINATION" [[Enter deep thought about what this buffoon just messaged you]] [[Ask them to explain what the hell they are talking about]]

You enter deep thought... That's it! [[Ask them to explain what the hell they are talking about]]

You message the anonymous user again. This time, demanding they explain their abstract message. But before you recieve a reply, you notice the small tremors start to become not so small. You also see that your walls are beginning to crack and your bed is sliding across your bedroom door. [[Run downstairs and investigate]] [[Accept your fate]]

You sprint down the stairs at full speed, with no regard for your safety. Once you reach the bottom you start to notice the floor is litteraly collapsing below you. [[Run back upstairs cuz ur a wimp]] [[Head to the kitchen (You forgot to clean up after breakfast anyway)]]

You decide its finally your time. Thats it [[Goodbye]]

Sorry, but I am not letting that happen. [[Head to the kitchen (You forgot to clean up after breakfast anyway)]]

You enter the kitchen and find a gaping hole in the center of the floor. In the hole is a strange looking portal. [[Jump in]] [[Be sensible (for once)]]

Lmao, you actually thought. [[Run downstairs and investigate]]

End of Prologue [[Chapter 1]]

There is only one sensible thing to do [[Jump in]]