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<<set $cryptid to "Yeti">><<include "OP1">> <div class = "SkipText"><<timed 10s>>[[Skip.|OPEN2]]<</timed>></div> <<timed 15s>><<goto "OPEN2">><</timed>>

<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="ART\5_UNICORN-BASILISK.png" alt="Unicorn & Basilisk" width="80%"/></div> <<include "MATCHES1">> <div class="LowText"><div style="float: left">[[Unicorn|1-1][$match = "Unicorn"]]</div><div style="float: right">[[Basilisk|1-2][$match = "Basilisk"]]</div><div style="clear: both;"></div></div>

<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="ART\5_UNICORN-BASILISK.png" alt="Unicorn & Basilisk" width="80%"/></div> <<include "MATCHES1">> <div class="LowText"><div style="float: left">[[Unicorn|2-1][$match = "Unicorn"]]</div><div style="float: right">[[Basilisk|2-2][$match = "Basilisk"]]</div><div style="clear: both;"></div></div>

<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="ART\10_JACKALOPE-KRAKEN.png" alt="Jackalope & Kraken" width="80%"/></div><<include "MATCHES1">> <div class="LowText"><div style="float: left">[[Jackalope|1-1-1][$match = "Jackalope"]]</div><div style="float: right">[[Kraken|1-1-2][$match = "Kraken"]]</div><div style="clear: both;"></div></div>

<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="ART\10_JACKALOPE-KRAKEN.png" alt="Jackalope & Kraken" width="80%"/></div><<include "MATCHES1">> <div class="LowText"><div style="float: left">[[Jackalope|1-2-1][$match = "Jackalope"]]</div><div style="float: right">[[Kraken|1-2-2][$match = "Kraken"]]</div><div style="clear: both;"></div></div>

<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="ART\10_JACKALOPE-KRAKEN.png" alt="Jackalope & Kraken" width="80%"/></div><<include "MATCHES1">> <div class="LowText"><div style="float: left">[[Jackalope|2-1-1][$match = "Jackalope"]]</div><div style="float: right">[[Kraken|2-1-2][$match = "Kraken"]]</div><div style="clear: both;"></div></div>

<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="ART\10_JACKALOPE-KRAKEN.png" alt="Jackalope & Kraken" width="80%"/></div><<include "MATCHES1">> <div class="LowText"><div style="float: left">[[Jackalope|2-2-1][$match = "Jackalope"]]</div><div style="float: right">[[Kraken|2-2-2][$match = "Kraken"]]</div><div style="clear: both;"></div></div>

<<addclass "body" "whitescreen">>@@.delayed;Welcome to <span class="glitchy" data-text="CRYPTI">CRYPTI</span>date!@@ @@.delayed;Here at <span class="glitchy" data-text="CRYPTI">CRYPTI</span>date, we understand how lonely the reclusive life of a cryptid can be.@@ @@.delayed;It's our mission to find eligible matches for single cryptids, and help inspire romance for generations to come!@@ @@.delayed;So, let's see how we can help you, erm...@@

<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="ART\1_YETI.png" alt="Yeti" width="80%"/></div> Ah, ''$cryptid!'' A pleasure to meet you! @@.delayed;Let me just enter your details into the <span class="glitchy" data-text="CRYPTI">CRYPTI</span>date computer, and bring up the list of available matches... <div class = "SkipText">[[Skip.|OPEN3]]</div>@@<<timed 8s>><<goto "OPEN3">><</timed>>

<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="ART\2_WEREWOLF-AHOOL.png" alt="Matches1" width="85%"/></div> <<include "MATCHES1">> <div class="LowText"><div style="float: left">[[Werewolf|1][$match = "Werewolf"]]</div><div style="float: right">[[Ahool|2][$match = "Ahool"]]</div></div>

I've checked through our database, and found two candidates who seem to share a lot in common with you. @@.delayed;Which of these two matches would you like me to set up a date with, ''$cryptid''?@@

Excellent, I'll go ahead and arrange a date with ''$match''! @@.delayed;Hope it works out for you two, and thanks again for using <span class="glitchy" data-text="CRYPTI">CRYPTI</span>date!@@

<<include "DATE1">> <div class = "SkipText">[[Skip.|1-S1]]</div><<timed 15s>><<goto "1-S1">><</timed>>

<<removeclass "body" "whitescreen">><<addclass "body" "blackscreen">><div class="CenterText"><DateFont>@@.delayed;''$cryptid'' and ''$match'' hit it off immediately.@@ @@.delayed;<<nobr>>''$match'' was utterly bewitched by ''$cryptid'''s <<if $cryptid == "Yeti">>flowing locks of brilliant snow-white hair. <<elseif $cryptid == "Bigfoot">>fervent passion for amateur photography. <<elseif $cryptid == "Batsquatch">>piercing, icy-cold stare. <<elseif $cryptid == "Kelpie">>magical shape-shifting abilities. <<elseif $cryptid == "Lizardman">>multiple rows of razer-sharp teeth. <<elseif $cryptid == "Pegasus">>astonishing aerial acrobatics. <<elseif $cryptid == "Wyvern">>enormous powerful tail.<</if>> ''$match'' introduced ''$cryptid'' to their favourite hobby: <<if $match == "Werewolf">>viewing the moon through their telescope. <<elseif $match == "Ahool">>collecting Batman comics. <<elseif $match == "Unicorn">>posing dramatically for fine art. <<elseif $match == "Basilisk">>spitting venom at jerks. <<elseif $match == "Jackalope">>drinking single-malt whiskey. <<elseif $match == "Kraken">>dragging ships to a watery death.<</if>><</nobr>>@@ @@.delayed;<<nobr>>They lived together in ''$cryptid'''s <<if $cryptid == "Yeti">>sprawling ice burrow <<elseif $cryptid == "Bigfoot">>remote hut in the woods <<elseif $cryptid == "Batsquatch">>dank, pitch-black cave <<elseif $cryptid == "Kelpie">>riverside dwelling in Scotland <<elseif $cryptid == "Lizardman">>sludgey swampland home <<elseif $cryptid == "Pegasus">>magnificent sky palace <<elseif $cryptid == "Wyvern">>gigantic sky-piercing tower<</if>><</nobr>> and enjoyed a long and fulfilling relationship until, after many years, a child was born...@@</DateFont></div>

<<set $cryptid to "Bigfoot">><<include "OP1">> <div class = "SkipText">[[Skip.|1-S2]]</div><<timed 15s>><<goto "1-S2">><</timed>>

Ah, ''$cryptid''! A pleasure to meet you! <<nobr>>@@.delayed;Actually, I introduced your parents through <span class="glitchy" data-text="CRYPTI">CRYPTI</span>date! I must say, you've certainly inhereted <<if $cryptid == "Bigfoot">>''Werewolf'''s dark, luxurious hair and ''Yeti'''s powerful physique. <<elseif $cryptid == "Batsquatch">>''Ahool'''s magnificent leathery wings and ''Yeti'''s stocky profile. <<elseif $cryptid == "Kelpie">>''Unicorn'''s glowing equine beauty and ''Bigfoot'''s dark mane of hair. <<elseif $cryptid == "Lizardman">>''Basilisk'''s rugged reptilian scales and ''Bigfoot'''s muscular physique. <<elseif $cryptid == "Pegasus">>''Unicorn'''s regal perlescent horn and ''Batsquatch'''s fabulous wings. <<elseif $cryptid == "Wyvern">>''Basilisk'''s slithery nature and ''Batsquatch'''s fabulous wings.<</if>>@@<</nobr>>

<<include "DATE1">> <div class = "SkipText">[[Skip.|2-S1]]</div><<timed 15s>><<goto "2-S1">><</timed>>

<<set $cryptid to "Batsquatch">><<include "OP1">> <div class = "SkipText">[[Skip.|2-S2]]</div><<timed 15s>><<goto "2-S2">><</timed>>

<<include "DATE1">> <div class = "SkipText">[[Skip.|1-1-S1]]</div><<timed 15s>><<goto "1-1-S1">><</timed>>

<<set $cryptid to "Kelpie">><<include "OP1">> <div class = "SkipText">[[Skip.|1-1-S2]]</div><<timed 10s>><<goto "1-1-S2">><</timed>>

<<include "DATE1">> <div class = "SkipText">[[Skip.|1-2-S1]]</div><<timed 15s>><<goto "1-2-S1">><</timed>>

<<set $cryptid to "Lizardman">><<include "OP1">> <div class = "SkipText">[[Skip.|1-2-S2]]</div><<timed 10s>><<goto "1-2-S2">><</timed>>

<<include "DATE1">> <div class = "SkipText">[[Skip.|2-1-S1]]</div><<timed 15s>><<goto "2-1-S1">><</timed>>

<<include "DATE1">> <div class = "SkipText">[[Skip.|2-2-S1]]</div><<timed 15s>><<goto "2-2-S1">><</timed>>

<<set $cryptid to "Pegasus">><<include "OP1">> <div class = "SkipText">[[Skip.|2-1-S2]]</div><<timed 10s>><<goto "2-1-S2">><</timed>>

<<set $cryptid to "Wyvern">><<include "OP1">> <div class = "SkipText">[[Skip.|2-2-S2]]</div><<timed 10s>><<goto "2-2-S2">><</timed>>

<<include "DATE1">> <div class = "SkipText">[[Skip.|1-1-1-S1]]</div><<timed 15s>><<goto "1-1-1-S1">><</timed>>

<<include "DATE1">> <div class = "SkipText">[[Skip.|1-1-2-S1]]</div><<timed 15s>><<goto "1-1-2-S1">><</timed>>

<<set $cryptid to "GODAPHRO">><<include "ED1">> <div class = "SkipText">[[Skip.|1-1-1-S2]]</div><<timed 6s>><<goto "1-1-1-S2">><</timed>>

Welcome to <span class="glitchy" data-text="CRYPTI">CRYPTI</span>match! @@.delayed;Here at <span class="glitchy" data-text="CRYPTI">CRYPTI</span>match, we underst-....@@ @@.delayed;Oh, er, hello... H-how can we help you, erm...@@

<<include "ED3">> <div class = "SkipText">[[Skip.|1-1-1-S4]]</div><<timed 12s>><<goto "1-1-1-S4">><</timed>>

@@.shudder;W-what can we d-do for you at CR- <span class="glitchy" data-text="CRYPTI">CRYPTI</span>match...?@@ @@.delayed;I... I may have introduced your parents... a-at least, your <<nobr>><<if $cryptid == "GODAPHRO">><span class="shudder"> vicious antlers </span> remind me of ''Jackalope''... <<elseif $cryptid == "HIPPOCAMPUS">><span class="shudder"> slithery tentacles </span> remind me of ''Kraken''... <<elseif $cryptid == "TATZELWURM">><span class="shudder"> mighty musculature </span> reminds me of ''Lizardman''... <<elseif $cryptid == "THE FISHMAN">><span class="shudder"> intimidating tentacles </span> remind me of ''Kraken''... <<elseif $cryptid == "WOLPERTINGER">><span class="shudder"> vast, imposing wings </span> remind me of ''Pegasus''... <<elseif $cryptid == "NESSIE">><span class="shudder"> aura of nautical terror </span> reminds me of ''Kraken''... <<elseif $cryptid == "THE JERSEY DEVIL">><span class="shudder"> powerful wings </span> remind me of ''Wyvern''... <<elseif $cryptid == "CTHULHU">><span class="shudder"> generally terrifying presence </span> reminds me of ''Kraken''... <</if>><</nobr>>@@ @@.delayed;Wa-wait... is that a card you're holding? A-are you looking for a date?@@

<MonsterFont>NO, MORTAL. I HAVE NO NEED OF A DATE... <div style="text-align: right;">@@.delayed;THIS CARD... IS FOR YOU!@@</div></MonsterFont>

<<set $cryptid to "HIPPOCAMPUS">><<include "ED1">> <div class = "SkipText">[[Skip.|1-1-2-S2]]</div><<timed 6s>><<goto "1-1-2-S2">><</timed>>

<<include "ED3">> <div class = "SkipText">[[Skip.|1-1-2-S4]]</div><<timed 12s>><<goto "1-1-2-S4">><</timed>>

<<include "DATE1">> <div class = "SkipText">[[Skip.|1-2-1-S1]]</div><<timed 15s>><<goto "1-2-1-S1">><</timed>>

<<include "DATE1">> <div class = "SkipText">[[Skip.|1-2-2-S1]]</div><<timed 15s>><<goto "1-2-2-S1">><</timed>>

<<include "DATE1">> <div class = "SkipText">[[Skip.|2-1-1-S1]]</div><<timed 15s>><<goto "2-1-1-S1">><</timed>>

<<include "DATE1">> <div class = "SkipText">[[Skip.|2-1-2-S1]]</div><<timed 15s>><<goto "2-1-2-S1">><</timed>>

<<include "DATE1">> <div class = "SkipText">[[Skip.|2-2-1-S1]]</div><<timed 15s>><<goto "2-2-1-S1">><</timed>>

<<include "DATE1">> <div class = "SkipText">[[Skip.|2-2-2-S1]]</div><<timed 15s>><<goto "2-2-2-S1">><</timed>>

<<set $cryptid to "TATZELWURM">><<include "ED1">> <div class = "SkipText">[[Skip.|1-2-1-S2]]</div><<timed 6s>><<goto "1-2-1-S2">><</timed>>

<<set $cryptid to "THE FISHMAN">><<include "ED1">> <div class = "SkipText">[[Skip.|1-2-2-S2]]</div><<timed 6s>><<goto "1-2-2-S2">><</timed>>

<<set $cryptid to "WOLPERTINGER">><<include "ED1">> <div class = "SkipText">[[Skip.|2-1-1-S2]]</div><<timed 6s>><<goto "2-1-1-S2">><</timed>>

<<set $cryptid to "NESSIE">><<include "ED1">> <div class = "SkipText">[[Skip.|2-1-2-S2]]</div><<timed 6s>><<goto "2-1-2-S2">><</timed>>

<<set $cryptid to "THE JERSEY DEVIL">><<include "ED1">> <div class = "SkipText">[[Skip.|2-2-1-S2]]</div><<timed 6s>><<goto "2-2-1-S2">><</timed>>

<<set $cryptid to "CTHULHU">><<include "ED1">> <div class = "SkipText">[[Skip.|2-2-2-S2]]</div><<timed 6s>><<goto "2-2-2-S2">><</timed>>

<<include "ED3">> <div class = "SkipText">[[Skip.|1-2-1-S4]]</div><<timed 12s>><<goto "1-2-1-S4">><</timed>>

<<include "ED3">> <div class = "SkipText">[[Skip.|1-2-2-S4]]</div><<timed 12s>><<goto "1-2-2-S4">><</timed>>

<<include "ED3">> <div class = "SkipText">[[Skip.|2-1-1-S4]]</div><<timed 12s>><<goto "2-1-1-S4">><</timed>>

<<include "ED3">> <div class = "SkipText">[[Skip.|2-1-2-S4]]</div><<timed 12s>><<goto "2-1-2-S4">><</timed>>

<<include "ED3">> <div class = "SkipText">[[Skip.|2-2-1-S4]]</div><<timed 12s>><<goto "2-2-1-S4">><</timed>>

<<include "ED3">> <div class = "SkipText">[[Skip.|2-2-2-S4]]</div><<timed 12s>><<goto "2-2-2-S4">><</timed>>

<div style="text-align: center;"><MonsterFont>HELLO MORTAL. I AM ''$cryptid''.</MonsterFont></div>

<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="ART\CRYPTIlogo.png" alt="CRYPTIdate" width="80%"/></div> <div class="LowText"><div style="text-align: center;">Created by Jessica Padkin [[Start Game!|OPEN1]]</div></div>

<div style="text-align: center;"><MonsterFont>THANK YOU FOR BRINGING MY FAMILY TOGETHER!</MonsterFont></div> <div class="LowText"><div style="float: left">@@.delayed;... And thank you for playing!@@</div><div style="float: right">@@.delayed;[[Return to title.|TITLE]]@@</div></div>