NPC REACTION LOADING...

HOUSTON NPC: PLEASE NOTICE ME ELON

A middle-aged Houston worker attempts to survive the AI apocalypse using HTML games, hustle energy, forbidden AI, and irrational optimism.
In a future where AI can do almost everything... ordinary people are still trying to imagine a future for themselves.
ELON ATTENTION
0.0001%
NPC NET WORTH
$42
AI REPLACEMENT RISK
72%
HOUSTON NPC ATTEMPTING TO ATTRACT BILLIONAIRE ATTENTION BEFORE AI REPLACES HIM
MAXIMUM HUSTLE ACTIONS
LIFE LOG
Self-test pending...

Still Human. Still Trying.

This weird little project was built by a real Houston worker navigating family responsibilities, AI anxiety, career uncertainty, and the need to keep imagining a future anyway.

If this game made you laugh or feel understood, support future updates, share it with someone else surviving the AI era, or just keep creating.