<body> <% if(s.numDeleted == 1) { %> <div id='messageblock'> <div id='message' class='right'>hey, taylor</div> </div> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="left">sam?</div> <div id="message" class="left">what the fuck? is this some kind of prank?</div> <div id="message" class="left">you're supposed to be dead</div> <div id="message" class="left">whoever you are, this isn't funny</div> </div> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="right">no, it's me</div> <div id="message" class="right">this isn't a prank</div> </div> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="left">??????</div> </div> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="right">i can't move on</div> </div> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="left">move on??</div> </div> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="right">like... to the afterlife</div> <div id="message" class="right">the admins told me i have too much stuff left over and i need to clean it up</div> </div> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="left">stuff????</div> </div> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="right">yeah, like, accounts</div> <div id="message" class="right">just, digital shit</div> <div id="message" class="right">it's almost like i'm... still alive</div> <div id="message" class="right">at least, i'm alive enough to talk to you?</div> </div> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="left">are you going to clean it up?</div> </div> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="right">i'm gonna try</div> </div> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="left">but then you'll... move on?</div> </div> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="right">yeah, i guess</div> </div> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="left">ok well,... keep me updated i guess</div> </div> <% } %> <% if(s.numDeleted == 3) { %> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="right">... i kinda feel bad deleting all of this...</div> <div id="message" class="right">... it's like... sentimental</div> </div> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="left">what kind of accounts?</div> </div> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="right">social media, bank account... all kinds of stuff</div> </div> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="left">wait, what if i want to be able to look at old photos of you?</div> </div> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="right">i guess it has to go....</div> </div> <% } %> <% if(s.numDeleted == 7) { %> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="right">i don't want all of my data to be lost</div> <div id="message" class="right">this is my whole legacy!</div> </div> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="left">like your empty bank account?</div> </div> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="right">yeah!</div> <div id="message" class="right">haha</div> </div> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="left">... :(</div> </div> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="right">and all of my messages with you..</div> <div id="message" class="right">our gram photos...</div> <div id="message" class="right">myface posts...</div> </div> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="left">oh man, you gotta tell me what's in there.</div> <div id="message" class="left">i'm sure it's golden.</div> </div> <% } %> <% if(s.numDeleted == 10) { %> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="right">some of this accounts are p embarassing, not gonna lie.</div> </div> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="left">like what?</div> </div> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="right">fanscript...</div> </div> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="left">YOU</div> <div id="message" class="left">HAD</div> <div id="message" class="left">A</div> <div id="message" class="left">FANSCRIPT???</div> </div> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="right">yea...</div> </div> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="left">ANY OTHER SECRETS YOU'RE GONNA TRY TO TAKE INTO THE AFTERLIFE?</div> </div> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="right">n..no...</div> </div> <% } %> <% if(s.numDeleted == 13) { %> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="right">i'm getting close to being done...</div> </div> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="left">:(....</div> <div id="message" class="left">what if you didn't?</div> </div> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="right">i literally can't do anything in this terminal except view old stuff</div> <div id="message" class="right">and delete things</div> <div id="message" class="right">i don't really have a choice...</div> </div> <% } %> <% if(s.numDeleted == 17) { %> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="right">last one...</div> </div> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="left">noooooo:((</div> <div id="message" class="left">omg don't die ur too sexy haha:((</div> </div> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="right">how can you meme on me at a moment like this!!</div> </div> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="left">haha sorry... i was never great at goodbyes.</div> <div id="message" class="left">i'm glad i got to say bye though.</div> </div> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="right">bye friend.</div> </div> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="left">good luck.</div> </div> <% } %> [[> back to account list->accounts]] </body>you were hit by a car. that's the last thing you remember. [[begin->accountsprelude]] <% s.accounts = [false,false,false,false,false,false,false,false,false,false,false,false,false,false,false,false,false,false]; %><body> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="right">hey, taylor</div> </div> <div id="messageblock"> <div id="message" class="left">whoever you are, this isn't funny</div> </div> </body><div>> welcome to the console.</div> <div>> error: digital footprint too large.</div> <div>> process termination failed.</div> <div>> process will hang in purgatory and continue to use resources until properly terminated.</div> <div>> reduce digital footprint to continue.</div> <br> <%if(!s.accounts[0]){%><div>> [[gram->gram]]</div><%}%> <%if(!s.accounts[1]){%><div>> [[facespace->facespace]]</div><%}%> <%if(!s.accounts[2]){%><div>> [[new look salon->salon]]</div><%}%> <%if(!s.accounts[3]){%><div>> [[leasepay->leasepay]]</div><%}%> <%if(!s.accounts[4]){%><div>> [[m&h->mh]]</div><%}%> <%if(!s.accounts[5]){%><div>> [[sushiroll->sushiroll]]</div><%}%> <%if(!s.accounts[6]){%><div>> [[wifi->wifi]]</div><%}%> <%if(!s.accounts[7]){%><div>> [[betsy->betsy]]</div><%}%> <%if(!s.accounts[8]){%><div>> [[eventsite->eventsite]]</div><%}%> <%if(!s.accounts[9]){%><div>> [[smartschedules->smartschedules]]</div><%}%> <%if(!s.accounts[10]){%><div>> [[linkjobs->linkjobs]]</div><%}%> <%if(!s.accounts[11]){%><div>> [[admissions->admissions]]</div><%}%> <%if(!s.accounts[12]){%><div>> [[flix->flix]]</div><%}%> <%if(!s.accounts[14]){%><div>> [[ruddit->ruddit]]</div><%}%> <%if(!s.accounts[15]){%><div>> [[tunify->tunify]]</div><%}%> <%if(!s.accounts[16]){%><div>> [[bank->bank]]</div><%}%> <%if(!s.accounts[17]){%><div>> [[fanscript->fanscript]]</div><%}%> <%if(!s.accounts[18]){%><div>> [[myplace->myplace]]</div><%}%><div>> welcome to the console.</div> <div>> error: digital footprint too large.</div> <div>> process termination failed.</div> <div>> process will hang in purgatory and continue to use resources until properly terminated.</div> <div>> reduce digital footprint to continue.</div> <div>> [[view accounts->accounts]]</div><div>> Gram account.</div> <div>> Account type: social media. Image-based.</div> <div>> Account held since: 2010</div> <div>> Last access: Today.</div> <div>> Last message sent: "LOL MOOD"</div> <br> <div>> [[Delete account->deleteacct]]</div> <div>> [[Return to account list->accounts]]</div> <% s.toDelete = 0 %><% s.accounts[s.toDelete] = true; s.numDeleted = 0; for (var i = 0; i < s.accounts.length; i++) { if(s.accounts[i]) { s.numDeleted ++; } } %> <div>> Account deleted.</div> <% if( s.numDeleted == 1 || s.numDeleted == 3 || s.numDeleted == 7 || s.numDeleted == 10 || s.numDeleted == 13 || s.numDeleted == 17 ) { %> <div>> [[View new messages->texts]]</div> <% } else if (s.numDeleted == 18) { %> <div>> [[Process terminated->end]]</div> <% } else { %> <div>> [[Return to account list->accounts]]</div> <% } %><div>> Facespace account.</div> <div>> Account type: social media. Multimedia.</div> <div>> Account held since: 2008</div> <div>> Last access: 3 weeks ago.</div> <div>> Last message sent: "plz hit me up somewhere else, i don't want russia reading my data"</div> <br> <div>> [[Delete account->deleteacct]]</div> <div>> [[Return to account list->accounts]]</div> <% s.toDelete = 1 %><div>> New Look Salon account.</div> <div>> Account type: beauty ecommerce.</div> <div>> Account held since: 2017</div> <div>> Last access: 3 months ago.</div> <div>> Last appointment booked: medium-length trim.</div> <br> <div>> [[Delete account->deleteacct]]</div> <div>> [[Return to account list->accounts]]</div> <% s.toDelete = 2 %><div>> LeasePay account.</div> <div>> Account type: lease paying ecommerce.</div> <div>> Account held since: 2018</div> <div>> Last access: 2 weeks ago.</div> <div>> Last transaction: $2,345.50</div> <br> <div>> [[Delete account->deleteacct]]</div> <div>> [[Return to account list->accounts]]</div> <% s.toDelete = 3 %><div>> M&H account.</div> <div>> Account type: ecommerce. clothing.</div> <div>> Account held since: 2016</div> <div>> Last access: 4 months ago.</div> <div>> Last purchase: Short-Sleeved Shirt - 2 Pack - Basics</div> <br> <div>> [[Delete account->deleteacct]]</div> <div>> [[Return to account list->accounts]]</div> <% s.toDelete = 4 %><div>> SushiRoll account.</div> <div>> Account type: anime streaming platform.</div> <div>> Account held since: 2003</div> <div>> Last access: Last week.</div> <div>> Last video streamed: Sword Hack Online</div> <br> <div>> [[Delete account->deleteacct]]</div> <div>> [[Return to account list->accounts]]</div> <% s.toDelete = 5 %><div>> Wifi account.</div> <div>> Account type: router login.</div> <div>> Account held since: 2017</div> <div>> Last access: Last week.</div> <div>> Data used so far this month: 2 gb</div> <br> <div>> [[Delete account->deleteacct]]</div> <div>> [[Return to account list->accounts]]</div> <% s.toDelete = 6 %><div>> Betsy account.</div> <div>> Account type: user-owned ecommerce.</div> <div>> Account held since: 2011</div> <div>> Last access: 7 months ago.</div> <div>> Last item purchased: Cosplay snow white CAT EARS</div> <br> <div>> [[Delete account->deleteacct]]</div> <div>> [[Return to account list->accounts]]</div> <% s.toDelete = 7 %><div>> Eventsite account.</div> <div>> Account type: social media. event planning.</div> <div>> Account held since: 2011</div> <div>> Last access: 8 months ago.</div> <div>> Last event registration: Simon Dominic - Live in LA</div> <br> <div>> [[Delete account->deleteacct]]</div> <div>> [[Return to account list->accounts]]</div> <% s.toDelete = 8 %><div>> SmartSchedules account.</div> <div>> Account type: scheduling tool.</div> <div>> Account held since: 2016</div> <div>> Last access: Last week.</div> <div>> Last shift scheduled: Monday, November 18th, 2019.</div> <br> <div>> [[Delete account->deleteacct]]</div> <div>> [[Return to account list->accounts]]</div> <% s.toDelete = 9 %><div>> LinkJobs account.</div> <div>> Account type: social media. career networking.</div> <div>> Account held since: 2013</div> <div>> Last access: 1 week ago.</div> <div>> Last message sent: "Hi, this is Stacy from Legends Recruiting. I see that you have expertise in web programming- we're looking for people proficient in front-end languages for our clients. Are you interested?"</div> <br> <div>> [[Delete account->deleteacct]]</div> <div>> [[Return to account list->accounts]]</div> <% s.toDelete = 10 %><div>> LSU Admissions account.</div> <div>> Account type: college admissions.</div> <div>> Account held since: 2011</div> <div>> Last access: 2012.</div> <div>> Admission status: Accepted.</div> <br> <div>> [[Delete account->deleteacct]]</div> <div>> [[Return to account list->accounts]]</div> <% s.toDelete = 11 %><div>> Flix account.</div> <div>> Account type: movie and TV streaming.</div> <div>> Account held since: 2009</div> <div>> Last access: Yesterday.</div> <div>> Last video streamed: The Great Australian Baking Show.</div> <br> <div>> [[Delete account->deleteacct]]</div> <div>> [[Return to account list->accounts]]</div> <% s.toDelete = 12 %><div>> Ruddit account.</div> <div>> Account type: forums.</div> <div>> Account held since: 2011</div> <div>> Last access: 3 weeks ago.</div> <div>> Last comment posted: "I never thought about that! I'll try basil next time."</div> <br> <div>> [[Delete account->deleteacct]]</div> <div>> [[Return to account list->accounts]]</div> <% s.toDelete = 14 %><div>> Tunify account.</div> <div>> Account type: music streaming.</div> <div>> Account held since: 2009</div> <div>> Last access: Today.</div> <div>> Last song streamed: With You by SGG</div> <br> <div>> [[Delete account->deleteacct]]</div> <div>> [[Return to account list->accounts]]</div> <% s.toDelete = 15 %><div>> Bank account.</div> <div>> Account type: private banking.</div> <div>> Account held since: 2004</div> <div>> Last access: Today.</div> <div>> Last transaction: PHO NOODLE : $14.56</div> <br> <div>> [[Delete account->deleteacct]]</div> <div>> [[Return to account list->accounts]]</div> <% s.toDelete = 16 %><div>> FanScript account.</div> <div>> Account type: blogging.</div> <div>> Account held since: 2007</div> <div>> Last access: 2 weeks ago.</div> <div>> Last post: "Taehyung x Jungkook - 50,000 words"</div> <br> <div>> [[Delete account->deleteacct]]</div> <div>> [[Return to account list->accounts]]</div> <% s.toDelete = 17 %><div>> MyPlace account.</div> <div>> Account type: social media.</div> <div>> Account held since: 2007</div> <div>> Last access: 5 years ago.</div> <div>> Last post: "Me n Kristy lookin ~smexy~ at the camp dance!"</div> <br> <div>> [[Delete account->deleteacct]]</div> <div>> [[Return to account list->accounts]]</div> <% s.toDelete = 18 %><div>> account terminated.</div> <div>> </div>