<body>
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if(s.numDeleted == 1) {
%>
<div id='messageblock'>
<div id='message' class='right'>hey, taylor</div>
</div>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="left">sam?</div>
<div id="message" class="left">what the fuck? is this some kind of prank?</div>
<div id="message" class="left">you're supposed to be dead</div>
<div id="message" class="left">whoever you are, this isn't funny</div>
</div>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="right">no, it's me</div>
<div id="message" class="right">this isn't a prank</div>
</div>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="left">??????</div>
</div>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="right">i can't move on</div>
</div>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="left">move on??</div>
</div>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="right">like... to the afterlife</div>
<div id="message" class="right">the admins told me i have too much stuff left over and i need to clean it up</div>
</div>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="left">stuff????</div>
</div>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="right">yeah, like, accounts</div>
<div id="message" class="right">just, digital shit</div>
<div id="message" class="right">it's almost like i'm... still alive</div>
<div id="message" class="right">at least, i'm alive enough to talk to you?</div>
</div>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="left">are you going to clean it up?</div>
</div>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="right">i'm gonna try</div>
</div>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="left">but then you'll... move on?</div>
</div>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="right">yeah, i guess</div>
</div>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="left">ok well,... keep me updated i guess</div>
</div>
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}
%>
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if(s.numDeleted == 3) {
%>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="right">... i kinda feel bad deleting all of this...</div>
<div id="message" class="right">... it's like... sentimental</div>
</div>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="left">what kind of accounts?</div>
</div>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="right">social media, bank account... all kinds of stuff</div>
</div>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="left">wait, what if i want to be able to look at old photos of you?</div>
</div>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="right">i guess it has to go....</div>
</div>
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}
%>
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if(s.numDeleted == 7) {
%>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="right">i don't want all of my data to be lost</div>
<div id="message" class="right">this is my whole legacy!</div>
</div>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="left">like your empty bank account?</div>
</div>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="right">yeah!</div>
<div id="message" class="right">haha</div>
</div>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="left">... :(</div>
</div>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="right">and all of my messages with you..</div>
<div id="message" class="right">our gram photos...</div>
<div id="message" class="right">myface posts...</div>
</div>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="left">oh man, you gotta tell me what's in there.</div>
<div id="message" class="left">i'm sure it's golden.</div>
</div>
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}
%>
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if(s.numDeleted == 10) {
%>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="right">some of this accounts are p embarassing, not gonna lie.</div>
</div>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="left">like what?</div>
</div>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="right">fanscript...</div>
</div>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="left">YOU</div>
<div id="message" class="left">HAD</div>
<div id="message" class="left">A</div>
<div id="message" class="left">FANSCRIPT???</div>
</div>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="right">yea...</div>
</div>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="left">ANY OTHER SECRETS YOU'RE GONNA TRY TO TAKE INTO THE AFTERLIFE?</div>
</div>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="right">n..no...</div>
</div>
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}
%>
<%
if(s.numDeleted == 13) {
%>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="right">i'm getting close to being done...</div>
</div>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="left">:(....</div>
<div id="message" class="left">what if you didn't?</div>
</div>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="right">i literally can't do anything in this terminal except view old stuff</div>
<div id="message" class="right">and delete things</div>
<div id="message" class="right">i don't really have a choice...</div>
</div>
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}
%>
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if(s.numDeleted == 17) {
%>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="right">last one...</div>
</div>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="left">noooooo:((</div>
<div id="message" class="left">omg don't die ur too sexy haha:((</div>
</div>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="right">how can you meme on me at a moment like this!!</div>
</div>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="left">haha sorry... i was never great at goodbyes.</div>
<div id="message" class="left">i'm glad i got to say bye though.</div>
</div>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="right">bye friend.</div>
</div>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="left">good luck.</div>
</div>
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}
%>
[[> back to account list->accounts]]
</body>you were hit by a car.
that's the last thing you remember.
[[begin->accountsprelude]]
<%
s.accounts = [false,false,false,false,false,false,false,false,false,false,false,false,false,false,false,false,false,false];
%><body>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="right">hey, taylor</div>
</div>
<div id="messageblock">
<div id="message" class="left">whoever you are, this isn't funny</div>
</div>
</body><div>> welcome to the console.</div>
<div>> error: digital footprint too large.</div>
<div>> process termination failed.</div>
<div>> process will hang in purgatory and continue to use resources until properly terminated.</div>
<div>> reduce digital footprint to continue.</div>
<br>
<%if(!s.accounts[0]){%><div>> [[gram->gram]]</div><%}%>
<%if(!s.accounts[1]){%><div>> [[facespace->facespace]]</div><%}%>
<%if(!s.accounts[2]){%><div>> [[new look salon->salon]]</div><%}%>
<%if(!s.accounts[3]){%><div>> [[leasepay->leasepay]]</div><%}%>
<%if(!s.accounts[4]){%><div>> [[m&h->mh]]</div><%}%>
<%if(!s.accounts[5]){%><div>> [[sushiroll->sushiroll]]</div><%}%>
<%if(!s.accounts[6]){%><div>> [[wifi->wifi]]</div><%}%>
<%if(!s.accounts[7]){%><div>> [[betsy->betsy]]</div><%}%>
<%if(!s.accounts[8]){%><div>> [[eventsite->eventsite]]</div><%}%>
<%if(!s.accounts[9]){%><div>> [[smartschedules->smartschedules]]</div><%}%>
<%if(!s.accounts[10]){%><div>> [[linkjobs->linkjobs]]</div><%}%>
<%if(!s.accounts[11]){%><div>> [[admissions->admissions]]</div><%}%>
<%if(!s.accounts[12]){%><div>> [[flix->flix]]</div><%}%>
<%if(!s.accounts[14]){%><div>> [[ruddit->ruddit]]</div><%}%>
<%if(!s.accounts[15]){%><div>> [[tunify->tunify]]</div><%}%>
<%if(!s.accounts[16]){%><div>> [[bank->bank]]</div><%}%>
<%if(!s.accounts[17]){%><div>> [[fanscript->fanscript]]</div><%}%>
<%if(!s.accounts[18]){%><div>> [[myplace->myplace]]</div><%}%><div>> welcome to the console.</div>
<div>> error: digital footprint too large.</div>
<div>> process termination failed.</div>
<div>> process will hang in purgatory and continue to use resources until properly terminated.</div>
<div>> reduce digital footprint to continue.</div>
<div>> [[view accounts->accounts]]</div><div>> Gram account.</div>
<div>> Account type: social media. Image-based.</div>
<div>> Account held since: 2010</div>
<div>> Last access: Today.</div>
<div>> Last message sent: "LOL MOOD"</div>
<br>
<div>> [[Delete account->deleteacct]]</div>
<div>> [[Return to account list->accounts]]</div>
<%
s.toDelete = 0
%><%
s.accounts[s.toDelete] = true;
s.numDeleted = 0;
for (var i = 0; i < s.accounts.length; i++) {
if(s.accounts[i]) {
s.numDeleted ++;
}
}
%>
<div>> Account deleted.</div>
<%
if( s.numDeleted == 1
|| s.numDeleted == 3
|| s.numDeleted == 7
|| s.numDeleted == 10
|| s.numDeleted == 13
|| s.numDeleted == 17
) {
%>
<div>> [[View new messages->texts]]</div>
<%
} else if (s.numDeleted == 18) {
%>
<div>> [[Process terminated->end]]</div>
<%
} else {
%>
<div>> [[Return to account list->accounts]]</div>
<%
}
%><div>> Facespace account.</div>
<div>> Account type: social media. Multimedia.</div>
<div>> Account held since: 2008</div>
<div>> Last access: 3 weeks ago.</div>
<div>> Last message sent: "plz hit me up somewhere else, i don't want russia reading my data"</div>
<br>
<div>> [[Delete account->deleteacct]]</div>
<div>> [[Return to account list->accounts]]</div>
<%
s.toDelete = 1
%><div>> New Look Salon account.</div>
<div>> Account type: beauty ecommerce.</div>
<div>> Account held since: 2017</div>
<div>> Last access: 3 months ago.</div>
<div>> Last appointment booked: medium-length trim.</div>
<br>
<div>> [[Delete account->deleteacct]]</div>
<div>> [[Return to account list->accounts]]</div>
<%
s.toDelete = 2
%><div>> LeasePay account.</div>
<div>> Account type: lease paying ecommerce.</div>
<div>> Account held since: 2018</div>
<div>> Last access: 2 weeks ago.</div>
<div>> Last transaction: $2,345.50</div>
<br>
<div>> [[Delete account->deleteacct]]</div>
<div>> [[Return to account list->accounts]]</div>
<%
s.toDelete = 3
%><div>> M&H account.</div>
<div>> Account type: ecommerce. clothing.</div>
<div>> Account held since: 2016</div>
<div>> Last access: 4 months ago.</div>
<div>> Last purchase: Short-Sleeved Shirt - 2 Pack - Basics</div>
<br>
<div>> [[Delete account->deleteacct]]</div>
<div>> [[Return to account list->accounts]]</div>
<%
s.toDelete = 4
%><div>> SushiRoll account.</div>
<div>> Account type: anime streaming platform.</div>
<div>> Account held since: 2003</div>
<div>> Last access: Last week.</div>
<div>> Last video streamed: Sword Hack Online</div>
<br>
<div>> [[Delete account->deleteacct]]</div>
<div>> [[Return to account list->accounts]]</div>
<%
s.toDelete = 5
%><div>> Wifi account.</div>
<div>> Account type: router login.</div>
<div>> Account held since: 2017</div>
<div>> Last access: Last week.</div>
<div>> Data used so far this month: 2 gb</div>
<br>
<div>> [[Delete account->deleteacct]]</div>
<div>> [[Return to account list->accounts]]</div>
<%
s.toDelete = 6
%><div>> Betsy account.</div>
<div>> Account type: user-owned ecommerce.</div>
<div>> Account held since: 2011</div>
<div>> Last access: 7 months ago.</div>
<div>> Last item purchased: Cosplay snow white CAT EARS</div>
<br>
<div>> [[Delete account->deleteacct]]</div>
<div>> [[Return to account list->accounts]]</div>
<%
s.toDelete = 7
%><div>> Eventsite account.</div>
<div>> Account type: social media. event planning.</div>
<div>> Account held since: 2011</div>
<div>> Last access: 8 months ago.</div>
<div>> Last event registration: Simon Dominic - Live in LA</div>
<br>
<div>> [[Delete account->deleteacct]]</div>
<div>> [[Return to account list->accounts]]</div>
<%
s.toDelete = 8
%><div>> SmartSchedules account.</div>
<div>> Account type: scheduling tool.</div>
<div>> Account held since: 2016</div>
<div>> Last access: Last week.</div>
<div>> Last shift scheduled: Monday, November 18th, 2019.</div>
<br>
<div>> [[Delete account->deleteacct]]</div>
<div>> [[Return to account list->accounts]]</div>
<%
s.toDelete = 9
%><div>> LinkJobs account.</div>
<div>> Account type: social media. career networking.</div>
<div>> Account held since: 2013</div>
<div>> Last access: 1 week ago.</div>
<div>> Last message sent: "Hi, this is Stacy from Legends Recruiting. I see that you have expertise in web programming- we're looking for people proficient in front-end languages for our clients. Are you interested?"</div>
<br>
<div>> [[Delete account->deleteacct]]</div>
<div>> [[Return to account list->accounts]]</div>
<%
s.toDelete = 10
%><div>> LSU Admissions account.</div>
<div>> Account type: college admissions.</div>
<div>> Account held since: 2011</div>
<div>> Last access: 2012.</div>
<div>> Admission status: Accepted.</div>
<br>
<div>> [[Delete account->deleteacct]]</div>
<div>> [[Return to account list->accounts]]</div>
<%
s.toDelete = 11
%><div>> Flix account.</div>
<div>> Account type: movie and TV streaming.</div>
<div>> Account held since: 2009</div>
<div>> Last access: Yesterday.</div>
<div>> Last video streamed: The Great Australian Baking Show.</div>
<br>
<div>> [[Delete account->deleteacct]]</div>
<div>> [[Return to account list->accounts]]</div>
<%
s.toDelete = 12
%><div>> Ruddit account.</div>
<div>> Account type: forums.</div>
<div>> Account held since: 2011</div>
<div>> Last access: 3 weeks ago.</div>
<div>> Last comment posted: "I never thought about that! I'll try basil next time."</div>
<br>
<div>> [[Delete account->deleteacct]]</div>
<div>> [[Return to account list->accounts]]</div>
<%
s.toDelete = 14
%><div>> Tunify account.</div>
<div>> Account type: music streaming.</div>
<div>> Account held since: 2009</div>
<div>> Last access: Today.</div>
<div>> Last song streamed: With You by SGG</div>
<br>
<div>> [[Delete account->deleteacct]]</div>
<div>> [[Return to account list->accounts]]</div>
<%
s.toDelete = 15
%><div>> Bank account.</div>
<div>> Account type: private banking.</div>
<div>> Account held since: 2004</div>
<div>> Last access: Today.</div>
<div>> Last transaction: PHO NOODLE : $14.56</div>
<br>
<div>> [[Delete account->deleteacct]]</div>
<div>> [[Return to account list->accounts]]</div>
<%
s.toDelete = 16
%><div>> FanScript account.</div>
<div>> Account type: blogging.</div>
<div>> Account held since: 2007</div>
<div>> Last access: 2 weeks ago.</div>
<div>> Last post: "Taehyung x Jungkook - 50,000 words"</div>
<br>
<div>> [[Delete account->deleteacct]]</div>
<div>> [[Return to account list->accounts]]</div>
<%
s.toDelete = 17
%><div>> MyPlace account.</div>
<div>> Account type: social media.</div>
<div>> Account held since: 2007</div>
<div>> Last access: 5 years ago.</div>
<div>> Last post: "Me n Kristy lookin ~smexy~ at the camp dance!"</div>
<br>
<div>> [[Delete account->deleteacct]]</div>
<div>> [[Return to account list->accounts]]</div>
<%
s.toDelete = 18
%><div>> account terminated.</div>
<div>> </div>