The best adventure game you have ever seen

Welcome [[Hi->Ready?]] [[Hi?->Ready?]] [[no u]]

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Are you ready for an adventure? [[Yes->Continue]] [[No]] [[YES!!!]]

How about now? [[Ok im ready now->YES!!!]] [[Nope->Ready?]]

Thats the spirit! [[Continue]]

So you find yourself in a box with 28 flamethrowers, a cat, and 16 waffles, what do you do? [[I want to live; ration the waffles.->RationW]] [[Open the box?..->OpenB]] [[Use the 28 flamethrowers all at the same time which can simotaniously burn through the box with its immense power.->BurnB]] [[I honestly dont want to play this game anymore->AwMan]]

You live for 3 days on waffles and now you ran out of rations. [[EAT THE CAT]] [[maybe open the box?->OpenB]]

You push open the box and peer into a vast world that you've never seen before. Before you there lies a singular tree, a hole, and an alligator or crocodile idk. [[Investigate Tree->InvTree]] [[Investigate Hole->InvHole]] [[Investigate the alligator/crocodile->InvAC]]

Ew no [[I WANT TO EAT IT!!!]] [[Wait no nevermind->RationW]]

You shred through the box, burning it and engulfing it in flames, taking you along with it. lol ahahhah

:( [[Jusk kidding i love this game im so sorry for my actions->Continue]]

You attempt to digest a 800 pound tiger, which results in him eating you.

Its a tree, like any other tree, but something doesnt feel right about it. [[Poke it with a branch]] [[Climb it]] [[Go back->OpenB]]

You hover over the hole. It looks like you wouldnt survive the fall, but somehing shines below.

It looks like its not real, but it looks real at the same time. (idk what that means but whatever) [[Go closer]] [[Throw a branch at it]] [[Go back->OpenB]]

It evolves into a MEGA CHARIZARD!!! nevermind, the branch bounced off and the crocogator didnt move an inch. [[Go closer->Go closer]] [[Go back->OpenB]]

It stays still, not moving at all. [[Maybe it isn't real, go even closer]] [[Go back its scary->OpenB]]

It suddenly does absolutely nothing! [[Yeah it isnt real, sit on it and rest]] [[No no no it is real and its waiting for the moment to strike, go back->OpenB]]

You get flung high and go flying into the hole. You suffered not alive.

You stick your head into the branches and see 2 buttons. [[Press button]] [[Press button(s)]] [[Climb back down->InvTree]]

It does nothing because its a tree [[Go back->InvTree]] [[Smack it with a branch]]

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Which one [[Blue]] [[Not blue]]

You simotaniously explode in to bits

You use all your strenghth to smack the side of the tree and it does absolutely nothing (its a tree) [[Go back->InvTree]]

After slamming the button intensely, you hear some sounds, and when you look down from the tree, you see a staircase has formed going into the hole. [[Go down the hole (duh)]] [[Go eat a taco]]

You slam your hand down upon the button with a death symbol on it and a label that says absolutely DO NOT press. You hear sirens and an atomic nuke the size of mount everest or maybe mars comes crashing down on you.

You walk down the staircase going into the hole

Yum [[Now im ready to go down the hole->Go down the hole (duh)]] [[One more taco->Go eat a taco]]