<<silently>>\n<<timedgoto "deathByGround" 2s>>\n<<set $points += 1>>\n<<endsilently>>\nYou score 1 point.\nYou have <<print $points>> total points.\n<<nobr>>\n<<if $points == 5>>You've earned a tin medal!\n<<elseif $points == 10>>You've earned a bronze medal!\n<<elseif $points == 20>>You've earned a silver medal!\n<<elseif $points == 50>>You've earned a gold medal!\n<<elseif $points == 100>>You've earned a platinum medal!\n<<elseif $points == 250>>You've earned a rhodium medal!\n<<elseif $points == 500>>You've earned a technetium medal!\n<<endif>>\n<<endnobr>>\n\n[[Flap wings.|piper]]

<<nobr>>\n<<set $turns += 1>>\n<<set $height += 1>>\n<<if $height > 5>>\n\t<<display 'deathByHeight'>>\n<<else if $height != $pipe_gap>>\n\t<<display 'deathByPipe'>>\n<<else>>\n\t<<display 'flap'>>\n<<endif>>\n<<endif>>\n<<endnobr>>

<<nobr>><<timedgoto "nothing" 2s>><<endnobr>>\nYou flap your wings and rise.\n\n[[Flap.|piper]]\n[[Do nothing.|piper]]

You hit the ground and die.\n\n[[Restart.|Start]]

<<silently>>\n<<timedgoto "deathByGround" 2.5s>>\n<<endsilently>>\nYou see <<print either("blue","red","yellow","green","grey","black","white","rainbow-colored","incandescent","fluorescent","transparent")>> <<print either("pixelated","photo-realistic","cartoony","expressionist","painterly","3D","neon","abstract","neo-classical","cyberpunk","ASCII","demonic","high resolution","imaginary")>> <<print either("pipes","columns","tentacles","walls","crates","sawmills","firewalls","barriers")>> approaching <<print either("rapidly","slowly","lazily","menacingly","swiftly","fast","dangerously","at a bucolic pace","PDQ","at the speed of light","at constant speed","like lightning","at a leisurely pace")>>.\n\n[[Flap wings.|point]]

<<silently>>\n<<set $points = 0>>\n<<endsilently>>\nYou're a <<print either("red","white","blue","yellow","green","red, white, and blue","black","grey","rainbow-colored","beige","silver","gold","pink","purple","black & white","vanilla","brown")>> <<print either("bird","bat","dragon","pegasus","butterfly","moth","dragonfly","monster","airplane","pixel","demon","angel","meatball","super-hero")>>.\n\n[[Click to fly.|piper]]

<<nobr>>\n<<set $turns += 1>>\n<<set $height += 1>>\n<<if $height <= 0>>\n\t<<display 'deathByGround'>>\n<<else if $height != $pipe_gap>>\n\t<<display 'deathByPipe'>>\n<<else>>\n\t<<display 'nothing'>>\n<<endif>>\n<<endif>>\n<<endnobr>>

You hit it and die.\n\n[[Restart.|Start]]

Flappy Thing

<<nobr>><<timedgoto "deathByGround" 2s>><<endnobr>>\nYou are falling, the ground approaches.\n\n[[Flap.|piper]]\n[[Do nothing.|piper]]

Marcelo Viana Neto\nBased on a game by Dong Nguyen.

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