You slowly adjust your monocle and top hat. Today is going to be a good day to create some fresh content [[online]].As you log onto your incredibly popular twitter account, you notice some feminists shared some opinions. [[You decide to leave it alone - after all, you're a privileged white male, and what would you know about oppression?]] [[How dare they? Time to type up a twitlonger about how the matriarchy doesn't exist! You'll have to take a break from examining the FOV sliders in the latest Call of Duty game, but it's important someone thinks about the men!]]Congratulations, you're a decent person! You're obviously not the true TotalBiscuit. This is a fail state, which makes this A Real Game™.You furiously type, letting these WOMEN know their place. You make sure you include their twitter names, to enable your followers to join in, making sure they know they're [[WRONG.]]Uhoh. Your words have offended some people. You don't think you did anything wrong, but you should probably respond to their criticisms. [[Apologise.]] [[DOUBLE DOWN DOUBLE DOWN DOUBLE DOWN DOUBLE DOWN DOUBLE DOWN DOUBLE DOWN]] Congratulations, you're not a total asshole! You're obviously not the true TotalBiscuit. This is a fail state, which makes this A Real Game™.How DARE they? You've watched enough Amazing Atheist videos to know you shouldn't apologize! Time to double down, and explain to these peasants that they're wrong. You doubt they'll understand, their IQ is probably much lower than [[155]].You wheel your chair around, pleased with yourself. Who cares if a few women are being bombarded with tweets from your followers? It's not *your* fault. You were just trying to teach them a lesson. Your phone vibrates, notifying you of another [[sick tweet]] from one of your followers. You are glad you interact with your audience, as this tweet is amazing! It mocks those who identify as "otherkin". You need to get on this bandwagon! [[Furiously type up a joke mocking otherkin, completely ignoring the fact it may be taken as a joke about the trans community.]] [[Turn your phone off, and climb in a dumpster where you belong.]]Whoa, that tweet is going to set the internet on fire! Truly, a joke that nuanced has never hit the information superhighway, and your viewers will [[eat it up!]]The dumpster is comfy. You feel at home. You notice your older tweets lying in the garbage, glowing slightly. This is obviously where they belong. ITS HAPPENED AGAIN ARGH, WHY WONT THESE PEOPLE JUST REALISE YOU WERE JOKING GET OUT OF YOUR HUGBOXES THEYRE JUST WORDS GET OVER IT ITS [[TIME TO DOUBLE DOWN]]Why would you ever consider apologising? You know what you meant, and it's not *your* fault people misunderstood. Maybe if they played games with a FOV above 90 sometime, they would actually understand what true art is. [[Make another joke at the expense of someone other than privileged white imperialists.]]Ohno! People are angry again??? Why are these peasants with an IQ of under 155 talking to you?? [[TIME TO DOUBLE DOWN]]