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[img[fired.jpg]] <<cacheaudio "work" "work.mp3" "work.ogg">> <<cacheaudio "bgm_work" "work.mp3" "work.ogg">> <<audio "work" play>> <<audio "work" volume 0.6 loop play>> Some people just have crap lives. You are one of them. You have been bullied all your life: called names and beaten; your parents hate you and tell you that you were a mistake and ruined all their hopes and dreams; your girlfriend left you for your best friend; you failed to get into college and the only loyal person you've ever had was your older brother who lived on his own after he went to college and escaped your emotionally abusive parents. [img[sexytime.jpg]] Your brother wanted to raise enough money to have you come live with him and he was a source of comfort after each terrible event in your life. You get a call that he has been hit by a car and died. [img[fight.jpg]] You're Depressed. (Obviously.) Walking home from school the day after your brother died, you help an old Gypsy woman who was being stoned by some children. You talk for a while and tell her about your brother. She offers to bring your brother back to life if you prove yourself through a trial walk. Your life is shit. You have nothing to lose. [img[graveyard.jpg]] Go through the graveyard alone and make choices that will bring him back. Collect a styx coin for each correct choice. You need 6 coins to bring him back. Will you accept this chance? [[No.]] [[Let me think about it.]] [[Yes.]]

You go home and your dad says he wishes it were you and not your brother who had been hit by that beautiful red 18-wheeler with a great paintjob and chrome finish. You can't stand it anymore. You kill yourself. Dead End. [[Try again|Start]]

You go home and your drunk parents beat you halfway to death.You black out and when you come to, you're covered in blood. You had snapped and killed them ALL. Everyone who made your life hell is dead around you, cut up and bludgeoned to death. You hear cop cars outside. You kill yourself before the cops come. Dead End. [[Try again|Start]]

She agreed happily and you both go a few feet before she turns and asks you to carry her. You do and she bites your neck, tearing ouut a huge chunk. She keeps biting and tearing ouut skin, eating you, You die. [[Try again|Start]]

She takes it happily and goes off on her own feeling brave. You go a different way and walk. You see the exit gates. You keep walking buut the graveyard exit seems farther and farther away. You get dizzy and pass out after hours of walking, exhausted and dehydrated. You fall into an open grave and get burried alive the next day by a drunk grave digger. Dead End. [[Try again|Start]]

You keep walking and leave the crying girl behind. You find a coin on the ground. One side has a hooded figure carrying a scythe. The other has a grinning skull on it. You hear voices screaming for help and though you try to go the other way, you end up finding the sources of the noise. A handsome guy, who looks like your best friend, is sinking in quick sand. A beautiful girl, who looks like your girlfriend, is caught in a large bear trap. Who will you save? [img[quicksand2.jpg]] [[Help the handsome guy]] [[Help the beautiful girl]] [[Help both]]

you grab a nearby rope annd help pull him out of the sand. he thanks you profusely and revels that he is your best friend. He tells you that he was there to find you and apologize for stealing your girlfriend, he says that she was a slut anyway and wanted you to realize that. Also hes always been in love with you. You punch him in the gut and throw him back in the sand. [[He dropped a coin, you pick it up and go on your way.]]

She thanks you as you help her out of the graveyard. She falls for you and has se with youu days later. You wake up tied to a bed with her on top of you. She kisses you and you think she calls you a different name but maybe you misheard. You start to have sex and she tells you a story as she rides you. She was in the graveyard o bring bac her dead cheating boyriend. She stabs you to death but keeps fucking youur cold dead body until her mom finds her and helps her hide the body. [[Try again|Start]]

You get the girl ouut of the trap and you both use a rope found nearby to start pulling out the boy. The girl stumbles on a hidden tree root and falls into the sand. You try grab the rope before it falls in but you also trip over the root and fall backwards onto the open trap which snaps closed on your neck. You die. [[Try again|Start]]

You hear groaning and a sudden mist appears around you. You decide to wait a few mintes till it clears. The groan gets louder and your heart starts to beat faster. You keep walking toward where you saw he exit last and trip and fall. Something is caught on your jeans and your ankle. You assume its a tree branch. What will you do? [img[hammer.jpg]] [[Shout for help!]] [[calmly remove the branch]] [[Scream at the zombie that is obviously trying to kill you and bash its head in with a nearby hammer]]

You yell and realise the thing on your ankle is a hand. Its grip gets tighter and pulls you down and as the mist clears, you see a man with a large tattoo on his left cheek. You recognise him as the serial killer from tv. You hear footsteps coming towards you and shout louder for help. A man appears, looking wild and scared. He has a large knife in his hand. He stabs the man holding youu down. Stabs him over and over and over again and you freeze in fear. uust when youu start to thank him, he turns his wild eyes on you and slashes your throat and abdomen. As you pass out from pain and blodloss, youu see him grinning his teeth as he starts to eat you intestines. [[Try again|Start]]

The "branch" turns out to be a hand and as the mist clears you recognise the face of a serial killer from TV. Your decision to be calm was a dumbass move and the man laughs happily as he stabs you repeteadly. You die a horrible bloody death. [[Try again|Start]]

The mist clears and the ombie turns out to be a young man with with several days worth of facial hair. From whats left of his face, you see his cheek was tatoed just like the serial killer on TV. He would have killed you with the hammer you found. He'd recently killed someone else and was groaning because he'd sprained his ankle running throuugh the graveyard. [[You see a coin nearby, leave the body behind and keep going.]]

As you walk and the mist clears, you steadily get thirsty. you'd give anything or a drink of water. You left some soda in your car, maybe you should go back. You hear the sound of something hitting water and the sound echoes around you. You look around and find a well. Near the well is a little boy in ripped clothing. His face is pale as fuck and his eyes are bloodshot. Short dark hair is flat against his wet face and he stares at you with an exaggerated tilt to his head. You dont go any closer cause you're smart. The boy turns away from you and steps closer to the well. What do you do? [img[well.jpg]] [[Tell him to stop!]] [[Watch him kill himself]] [[Run to the well, push him out of the way and get a drink of water cause you're thirsty]]

The boy stops and turns around slowly. He asks you why and his voice sounds deep and calm. You tell him he could hurt himself and he laughs and comes to you. You let him take your hand and he leads you to the well where he says a coin is at the bottom. When you peer in, he pushes into the dry rocky well. Your head cracks at the bottom and you die. [[Try again|Start]]

The boy peers into the well says that he can see a coin. He smiles at you and you can see blood spill out of his eyes. He dives head first into the well and you hear a loud, sickening thud. You run to the well and look in and see nothing. Its too dark. You hear a chuckle near you and turn and see the boy. He says "I got the coin or you" and hands you the coin beore diving in again. [[You go on your way]]

The boy vanishes as you touch him and you grab the bucket and get some water from the well. You drink deeply from the well and something falls into your mouth. A coin. Before you can remove the coin rom your mouth, the boy reappears loating in front of you. He strangles you and as you gasp, you choke on youur coin and die. [[Try again|Start]]

After you leave the boy, you hear hysterical laughter. You walk along and suddenly a pure white face with hideous red lips and a large red nose appears in front of you. [img[clown.jpg]] A clown. You pass out as you've always been scared of clowns. Your uncle raped your brother when you were kids and though you tried to shut out the memory, you remember hearing your brothers mufled crying as you kept staring at the clown wallpaper and hoped it would end. You dream of this and though you've had this dream many times, youre always hopeless. This time is different and you can move. There is a bowling pin near your bed. what do you do? [[Bludgeon the man to death]] [[Throw the pin at the window and scream]] [[Do nothing]]

He dies and your brother grabs the pin. He is angry you just watched as it happened. He bludgeons you to death. You die in your dream. You die. [[Try again|Start]]

Your parents rush in and your father beats up your uncle. They kkickk him out and get your brother therapy. The therapist gives youu a coin on one of your visits. [[You wake up and find the coin in one your hand. You move on]]

If you wake up he may attack you too. You do nothing and when youur uncle is done with your brother, he gets started on youu. The shock of the violation and the fear kill you. You die in your dreams. You die. [[Try again|Start]]

You wake up, find the coin in your hand and the Gypsie woman standing above you. She smiles and slowly melts into a beautiful woman and tells youu the charm she gave you was the 6th coin. She says you passed and tells you that a soul can be brought back but only if one is given in return. She asks if you will offer your soul or your parents soul to return your brother to you. Or if you will completely refuse the offer. [[Agree to sell your soul]] [[Offer the souls of your parents]] [[refuse the offer completely]]

Your brother comes back. You are mentally unstable and have blocked out reality. It was actually your brother who mistreated you so much. He bullied you, hated you and raised you cause your parents died when you were little and he was in college, he fucked your girlfriend, he molested you, he was killed by a car and now he's back. [img[shiro.jpeg]] Sucks for you. [[Credits]]

Your brother comes back and is normal, happy and pleasant. Parents dont die. Home from school one day and you find your brother eating them before he attacks you. He came back. It wasnt really him. You die. [[Credits]]

You go back to youur terrible life and kill yourself days later. [[Credits]]

You go to the graveyard with the gypsy and start the trial. She gives you a protective charm and tells you to face your trials alone. You walk into the graveyard and after a few minutes, you hear a little girl crying. You find her crouched over and ask her what's wrong. She tells you her mother died and she is trying to bring her back but she's scared. [[You tell her to be brave for her mother but when she asks to come along you tactfully deny like "No, lil bitch."]] [[offer to have the little girl go with you like the pedo your friends always knew you were.]] [[Offer her your protective charm like a generous harlot.]]

Writer - Inonge Noni Siziya Designer - Dennis Kidd Banda Artwork - Charles Wezi Silwenga Audio - Kalalukka Lubasi

An interactive choose your own adventure in which you have to bring your deceased brother back to life, using a series of rituals. Try not to die... seriously. [[Start]]