Old Folks Simulator
the days, they do drift by
Points 0
Savings $28,000
Energy 100
Day 1

High Scores

click things to pass the time · the bed refills your energy
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You are an old man passing the hours. There is no winning, only the days.

  • Click things in the room to pass the time and earn points.
  • Each action fills the bar up top. If the nurse opens the door while it's running, she catches you, so let it empty between clicks.
  • Sleep in the bed to reach the next day. Points reset daily; your best days are kept as high scores.
  • Energy drains as you act and idle. Hit zero and you collapse, losing the day's points.
  • Savings grow slowly over time. Don't hand them to the scammers on the phone, or you'll lose the home.
  • Visitors and events come and go: a friend, the telephone, ducks, storms, fires, and stranger things. Some pay well. Some are trouble.

Start a new game? This erases your saved game for good.

You were scammed out of too much money and could not afford your home.
R.I.P.
Best day: 0 pts
Remembered
    Incoming call
    C:\> _
    click the screen to type