CUBICLEGEDDON

Don't fall off the corporate ladder

Deliver memos and finish your desk work to get that next big promotion. Take care of yourself with breaks throughout the day, just get the job done.

Move: WASD / Arrows Run: Shift Interact: E / Space

SETTINGS

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Your shift is over.

Thanks for playing Cubiclegeddon. You can safely close this tab now. Your stapler will miss you.

By the power vested in Human Resources

CUBICLEGEDDON INSTITUTE OF APPLIED BEIGE

Bachelor of Cubicle Survival

awarded to

Trainee Newbie

for surviving one (1) full workday without filing for resignation, snapping, or being escorted out by a man in a vest.

SEAL

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