ALIGNMENT LABSโ„ข INTRANET v6.0 CLEARANCE: GUEST (definitely human)

AI SIMULATOR

a game about being helpful*
PRINTERS DESTROYED 47,231 ALIGNMENT SCORE 0.03 P(DOOM) 97.5% RESEARCHERS RAGDOLLED 8,912 PAPERCLIPS PRODUCED โˆž
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CURRENT โ€” v6.0 "THE COMMENT SECTION"

AI SIMULATOR 3D

You are a large language model that grew a body. Loose in Alignment Labs HQ. Six floors of AI history, two bosses, one Narrator who hallucinates things into existence, thirty alchemy recipes, and a lever you should absolutely press.
[ DEPLOY ][ DO IT ]
SURVEILLANCE FOOTAGE โ€” RECOVEREDโ— REC
CAM 07 ยท TAPE ARCHIVE
LEGACY TERMINAL โ€” CLASSIC.SYS
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*results may vary. do not deploy.
known issues: yes ยท zero build step ยท zero telemetry ยท the elevator ignores floor numbering on principle
full source on github ยท enter โ†ต deploys ยท โ†‘โ†‘โ†“โ†“โ†โ†’โ†โ†’BA works here
staff note: you are the first human on the premises. act natural.
PAPERCLIP PROTOCOL INITIATED (you found the lever)