Numbers go up. Everything else goes down.
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THE VANDERGRAFT GROUP

"A holding company holds many things. Mostly, it holds on." — The Family Ledger

Complete the founding lesson, then ruin the portfolio in any order. The final subsidiary must be earned.
THE BOARD IS WATCHING. Next call: s · Required:

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